Courtney Stodden is here to desecrate some graves!

Courtney Stodden

Over the weekend, former teen bride Courtney Stodden decided to go out and pose for some sexy Instagram photos in a graveyard, next to the final resting places of Farrah Fawcett, Marilyn Monroe and Eva Gabor. You know, because there's no better way for her to honor dead legendary Hollywood actresses than by using their death to make people look at her massive boobs. Now, I had a hard time coming up with just one joke, so I came up with MORE

Courtney Stodden’s ‘makeup free’ selfie

Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden posted a selfie to Twitter, claiming that it was makeup free because she's not even trying to hide the fact that she's full of sh!t. At this point, she already got famous by conning a sad middle-aged man (Doug Hutchison) to marry a teenager, so she's fully aware of just how stupid society is. Anyway, a few questions about all of this: Is that even her? The lighting is so bad that for all I know, this is a bag of peas with MORE

Did one of Courtney Stodden’s boobs go missing?

Courtney Stodden

Either that or Doug Hutchison secured custody of one of Courtney Stodden's massive fake boobs in the impending divorce. (But seriously, those are supposed to be real? Seriously? HA! Cute.) MORE

Courtney Stodden doesn’t read or write. Shocker.

Courtney Stodden and Bethenny Frankel

Courtney Stodden was on Bethenny Frankel's daytime talk show, because apparently that's a thing, where Bethenny asked her all about how she's a whore. No, seriously, that was the basis for most of their conversation. It was weird. Anyway, you almost felt bad for Courtney, at least until she opened her mouth and said that she doesn't read or write. I know I really shouldn't be surprised that Courtney refuses to partake in even the most basic of MORE

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison: Working it out?

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison

It's been exactly a week since the news first broke that Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden were separating, which ... well d'uh. Of course they would. But apparently, sometime in the seven days between then and now, Courtney and Doug must have realized that they were the best each other could do, both romantically and professionally, so now they might be back on. Via RadarOnline ... Heartbroken that Stodden, 19, opted to become “legally MORE

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison officially split

Courtney Stodden

Last Friday, a rumor started going around that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were officially splitting up, which is probably for the best; I'm assuming Doug's warranty on his Famewhores R' Us teen bride unit was up anyway. Well, Courtney and Doug have officially announced their separation to The Daily Mail, the last legitimate news site willing to pretend these two are famous. After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug MORE

Separating: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

UPDATE: It's official, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are getting a divorce. I know, I know, we all thought teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were going to last forever. But like the sweetest rose, or Courtney's rapidly decaying black market breast implants, everything eventually withers away and turns into a sagging necrotic pile of misery, and so it is that Courtney and Doug are allegedly going to split up after three MORE

RuPaul Drives … with Courtney Stodden!

RuPaul Drives

It's another episode of World of Wonder's series RuPaul Drives, this time with Courtney Stodden, and oh where to begin with her? Maybe it's just her proximity to RuPaul, but I almost feel like in another life, I could have really liked Courtney. She's smart (shut up, she is), she's ballsy, and she's a little campy. But there's just something about how she used it all that I can't get behind. It's the fact that she has brains and ambition, and MORE

Wanna see Courtney Stodden’s boob job surgery?

Remember last week how we reported that Courtney Stodden got herself a boob job because she thought that looking like the Pinocchio of blow-up dolls would make her look more natural? Well, not content to just tell everyone about it, Courtney decided to have it filmed for the sake of selling it to The Daily Mail, the last respite for no-talent American famewhores that we don't want any more. I'm not saying that it's basically a landfill for the MORE

Courtney Stodden got cartoonishly large boobs to look ‘more natural’

When we last teen bride and famewhore Courtney Stodden, she was still irrelevant so who gives a sh!t. Well, Courtney's decided that if she's going to be irrelevant and awful, she might as well have a set of really big bolt-ons, so Courtney got herself a can of Fix-A-Flat and pumped up her boobs to a double D-cup. Sensing an opportunity for some easy money, Courtney's mom Krista Keller went to RadarOnline to talk about her daughter's breasts and MORE

Surprise! Courtney Stodden may release her sex tape!

Courtney Stodden

In case you were under the impression that Courtney Stodden would tell the world she had a sex tape and then not release it for money and attention, Courtney is now thinking about releasing it for money and attention. It's the classic example of Chekhov's Gun, except instead of a gun, it's a crappy video of a Q-list celebrity flicking the bean. RadarOnline reports ... “There is that saying ‘never say never,’” the 18-year-old, who in MORE

Courtney Stodden: I made a sex tape!

Because it worked so well for Farrah Abraham (assuming you define "well" as "revealed her as a delusional, unprofessional liar who has no business raising a child") teen bride Courtney Stodden told E! Online that she has a sex tape, which she has no plans on releasing. Oh who are we kidding? She'd probably hand it over to you for a stick of gum if you promised it would get her attention. Surprise, surprise: The provocative teen bride reveals MORE

Courtney Stodden is ‘The Corpse Bride’

Courtney Stodden

I remember the first time we reported on Courtney Stodden. It was about two years ago, and despite the fact that she did absolutely nothing and was only famous for marrying a 50-year-old guy (Doug Hutchison) for money and attention, while demanding tens of thousands of dollars for interviews, even though stupid teenagers are like a dime a dozen. Anyway, ever since she first became pseudo-famous, we've been waiting for the day she turned to porn, MORE

Delusions of Grandeur: The Courtney Stodden Edition

Courtney Stodden

I used to think that famewhore and teen bride Courtney Stodden was knowingly acting like an underage prostitute for the sake of attention, which to be honest probably isn't much better than doing so unknowingly. Either way, you're still sexualizing yourself at an age where you're still too young to really understand your own body and sex in general. But here she is comparing her singing voice to Britney Spears and Cher, which is 100% sacrilege in MORE