Listen: Beyonce’s “Crazy In Love” remix for ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’


It's going to be hard for Fifty Shades of Grey to shake its Twilight comparisons: For starters, Fifty Shades start off as Twilight fanfiction (SERIOUSLY). Both movies are adaptations of terrible books that became inexplicably popular. Both feature abusive relationships that people just love to romanticize. And no matter how bad the movies are, at least the soundtracks are actually totally amazing. Case in point: Here's Beyoncé's "Crazy In Love" MORE

Beyoncé’s “7/11″ has a #FLAWLESS music video

Beyoncé "7/11"

Last week, we were blessed with a pair of heavenly delights as Beyoncé debuted two brand new songs which would be appearing on the platinum edition of her 5th self-titled studio album (available now). Well, one of them, "7/11", already has its own music video, and Beyoncé managed to put everything I like in it: Christmas, fake nunchucks / lightsaber fights, and pure unadulterated college girl drunkery. Also, Beyoncé! Get off that rolling chair MORE

Beyoncé blesses us with two new tracks … “7/11″ & “Ring Off”


Like all massively selling albums, Beyoncé's self-titled fifth studio album (released by surprise last December without any promotion or announcement) is getting its own box set platinum edition tomorrow (iTunes), which can only mean one thing: new bonus tracks–yay! So take a listen to the two new songs that will be included on the box set, "7/11" (now with a music video) and "Ring Off". I have absolutely no idea what "7/11" is about ... MORE

Beyoncé: Kim Kardashian will not social climb via my rung!

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce

Remember that time Beyoncé reportedly bailed on Kim Kardashian's wedding because she didn't want to be on Kim's trashy reality TV show? Of course you do, because that tiny spark of hope is what keeps us going through this dark night known as "The Kardashians' Fame". Anyway, RadarOnline has brought it up again, with a new story about how Beyoncé reportedly said that she doesn't want Kim or any of her family to start using her as a rung in the MORE

Beyoncé wasn’t too keen on Kimye’s wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Either through blackmail, bribery, or outright dealing with the devil (NOT TODAY, SATAN! NOT TODAY!) Kim Kardashian at one point had Beyoncé and Jay Z planning on going to her wedding. But either because the pictures were destroyed, the check bounced, or because Satan didn't hold his end of the bargain, Beyoncé and Jay Z ended up pulling out at the last minute, and all was right with that specific part of the world. Even though Beyoncé since MORE

Watch: JAY Z & Beyoncé “RUN”

JAY Z & Beyoncé "RUN"

Oh my word, it's getting a bit late here on the west coast but Jay Z and Beyoncé just dropped this faux trailer entitled "RUN" (a nod to their upcoming On The Run Tour) that is literally my everything right now. DO NOT MISS THIS! It includes appearances by Sean Penn, Don Cheadle, Blake Lively, Rashida Jones, Jake Gyllenhaal, Guillermo Díaz, and my darling Emmy Rossum. #ComingNever MORE

Beyoncé and company is addressing that elevator fight …

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Solange

Story time kids! About two weeks ago, we went home for my cousin's wedding, which was the first time my boyfriend was ever able to meet my family. Naturally, they got STUPID drunk at the reception, and my brother ended up splitting his pants and grinded up against my boyfriend and myself. In front of my mom. And then one of my male cousins, also drunk, flipped a table and palmed his sister right in the face. I'm saying all of this to prove two MORE

Beyoncé still doesn’t want to be friends with Kim Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce

I guess technically, this isn't considered news since Beyoncé has always hated being around Kim Kardashian and that hasn't changed in the slightest, but still, it's just good to hear. Ya know? Anyway, according to RadarOnline, Beyoncé still refuses to be apart of Kim's famewhorin' game after the two of them ran into each other the other day ... An eyewitness to the ladies’ awkward encounter at Dr. Howard Lancer’s Beverly Hills office MORE

Watch: Beyoncé’s (semi-NSFW) “Partition” music video

Beyoncé "Partition"

Are you alone right now? Are you in a place where internet usage isn't monitored? Good, because here's Beyoncé's music video for "Partition," and wouldn't you know it, girl is serving Josephine Baker meets Dita Von Teese realness. Which is a gay way of saying that you're probably going to need a minute afterwards. Seriously, I don't even swing that way and I still needed to fan myself off. MORE

Beyoncé refuses to be Kim Kardashian’s bridesmaid!

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and Beyoncé have always had a bit of a rocky relationship: Kim would try and get Beyoncé to be her friend, and Beyoncé would say no. Kim would try to position herself as Blue Ivy Carter's aunt, and Beyoncé would say no. Kim would try to interact with Beyoncé in literally any meaningful way she could think of, and Beyoncé would say ... nope. But recently, Kim tried to get Beyoncé to be one of her Bridesmaids for her upcoming MORE

Beyoncé’s “XO” samples the Challenger’s crash audio?


A couple weeks ago, we posted the video for Beyoncé's new song, "XO," which I loved and still love. But one thing I didn't notice was that, apparently, Beyoncé sampled the audio from the 1986 Challenger crash in the song. Yeah, that's an oddly specific thing to sample. In response, NASA employees and family members of the victims have called her out on using audio from a tragedy. Pitchfork reports ... "My heart goes out to the families of MORE

Beyoncé and Jay Z bought $6,000 worth of golden sex toys

Beyoncé and Jay Z

Oh gawd, look: We all know Beyoncé is as perfect (or at least, as close to perfect) as a human being could ever possibly hope to be. Well, now she's somehow even more perfect: According to RadarOnline, her and Jay Z spent $6,000 on gold-plated sex toys over the holidays. That's the best thing I ever heard. Why are you so flawless, Beyoncé? Does your infallible nature know no bounds? Beyoncé and Jay Z stopped in at the notorious Babeland on MORE

Music Video: Beyoncé’s “XO”


Considering how heavy the last two posts were -- homophobia and the reckless apologia of child abuse. Not that funny -- let's move onto something I actually like, shall we? So here is Beyoncé's brand-new music video for "XO" (off her record-breaking new self-titled album). The song is an absolute stunner, showing just what happens Beyoncé reigns her vocal stylings for a slow burn. Seriously, you have no idea how much I love this, make sure to MORE

Beyoncé’s Holiday Surprise: A brand-new album!


So while Katy Perry and Lady Gaga were basically clawing at each other trying to up their album sales, Beyoncé was apparently just hanging out in the background going "Oh what's that? Trying to get your fans to buy multiple copies for a chance to meet you? That's cute. Here's an entire visual album I'm releasing on iTunes without a trace of marketing beforehand, because BLAMMO! BEYONCÉ, MOTHERF*CKER!" Us Weekly reports ... Friday the MORE