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For the past week, the big rumor has been that Beyoncé may be pregnant with her second child, because if you're going to drop a bombshell like that, you might as well do it during the slowest news week ever. (Seriously, I did two posts on a restaurant featured on Kitchen Nightmares, it's that bad!) Anyway, TMZ is now reporting that Beyonce is indeed pregnant, because if we have to report on Amy's Baking Company one more time, I will punch MORE
A little over a year ago, Beyoncé and Jay-Z welcomed their similarly surname-less child, Blue Ivy. Well, Beyonce might be pregnant again. The world is more than ready for that jelly. Via Page Six ... Music insiders are chattering about Beyoncé expecting her second child with husband Jay-Z. Multiple sources told us after the Met Gala last week that the singer, who is currently in the middle of a world tour, is pregnant. Bey wore a Givenchy MORE
Remember when Beyoncé used to simply make music videos? Oh, those were the good ol' days, weren't they? In the footsteps of her music video that was actually a Pepsi ad, here's Beyoncé's latest music video (directed by Jonas Åkerlund) that is actually a swimwear commercial for H&M. Seriously, the line is becoming thinner and thinner and it's freaking my sh!t out. Yet the song ("Standing On The Sun") was written by the lovely Sia and Greg MORE
As some of you might remember, a couple months back Beyoncé's PR team tried to have the internet take down a bunch of unflattering pictures of her, which of course it didn't because are you kidding? That would be like asking the internet to take down pornography and cat pictures. Well, Beyoncé's team is at it again, and is trying to ban press photographers from her new world tour. Via HuffPo ... The Guardian reported Wednesday that "no photo MORE
We like to think that we're not complete corporate whores and that we'd never just outright post an advertisement here just because. That being said, Beyoncé is starring in the newest Pepsi "Mirrors" commercial, and not only does it feature a clip of some new music, but it also features her donning outfits from her Tina Knowles costume days, her "Crazy In Love" video, her "Single Ladies" outfit, and her look as Foxxy Cleopatra. Chances are I MORE
In the words of Beyoncé herself, bow down bitches, it's the brand-new single from Ms. Knowles! I still don't know what to make of this totally erratic track (sadly her vocals are kept to a minimum) but it's for sure different than anything she's ever released. You'll see what I mean when you have a listen for yourself below ... it's not bad at all, just not what I was expecting. I wonder if this is her upcoming album's first official single or MORE
I’ve been hard on Beyoncé these last few months. I don’t know why but I was suffering from Beyoncé exhaustion. Even after a year hiatus, I just wasn’t ready to get back into the Beyhive. Then, the GQ spread happened and I was ready to welcome her back into my life. Then, the Super Bowl happened and I repented for every ill word I ever uttered against her. So, as the Beyoncé promotional train continues to careen into 2013, we are MORE
If you guys have never heard of The Streisand Effect, allow me to bring you up to speed: Back in 2003, Barbara Streisand's home was photographed and published on the web. Streisand tried to have the photos taken down, which only lead to everyone checking out the pictures, which they wouldn't have in the first place if it weren't for the fact that someone drew attention to them. Ten years later, Beyoncé is trying to get BuzzFeed to remove some MORE
Men threw an egg-shaped ball up and down a field a bunch of times until time was up and then someone got shiny metal. AMERICA! Here are all the the little parts that mattered, because like hell am I going to spend energy on this above the bare minimum required: The Baltimore Ravens won 34-31 over the San Francisco 49ers. If that means anything to you, it's probably because you either won or lost a lot of money on it. Although I do have a MORE
Some of you might remember that four years ago, Aretha Franklin sang at Barack Obama's first Inauguration, and did a pretty damn fine job of it. Also, she wore a super funky hat and that hat was just so awesome on so many levels. I kinda wish I had a hat like that ... anyway, after yesterday's escandalo about how Beyoncé allegedly lipsynced her performance of the National Anthem, ABC asked Aretha to comment, and she took the opportunity to ever MORE
So remember how I went all out yesterday about how Beyoncé crushed it at President Obama's Inauguration? Well, turns out I mean the exact opposite of that because she lipsynced the whole thing, which is really only appropriate when you're a drag queen and not, say, Beyoncé at the friggin' Inauguration. Via HuffPo ... “All music is pre-recorded for the ceremony because there are so many eventualities and conditions that day,” United MORE
I'm not gonna lie: Today is a really slow news day, mostly because everyone is so busy covering Barack Obama's Inauguration for his second term as President that everyone just sort of stopped caring that Lindsay Lohan exists. Meh, go figs. So for the sake of jumping on the vaguely celebrity related bandwagon, here's Beyoncé performing the National Anthem at the Inauguration, and in case you're wondering: Nailed it. Seriously, at one point she MORE
With less than a month until her Super Bowl halftime performance, we’ve been patiently waiting for the Beyoncé promotional storm to hit. Well, praise the heavens because she is finally back in our lives in the form of a jaw-dropping GQ cover. Shot by the ever popular and ever creepy Terry Richardson, Beyoncé just looks stunning. In fact, there aren’t even enough adjectives for gorgeous to describe how we feel about this cover. The MORE
So remember how Kim Kardashian started dating Kanye West and tried to use it as an excuse to become best friends with Beyoncé? Except then Beyoncé was all like, "Ummm, no, because you're a sketchy, no-talent, famewhore," and then Kim started referring to herself as Blue Ivy Carter's Auntie Kim and things started getting all Single White Female? Well, nothing's changed, except now Beyoncé won't even speak to Kim and now Kim has to cry on MORE
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