Beyoncé still doesn’t want to be friends with Kim Kardashian!

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I guess technically, this isn't considered news since Beyoncé has always hated being around Kim Kardashian and that hasn't changed in the slightest, but still, it's just good to hear. Ya know? Anyway, according to RadarOnline, Beyoncé still refuses to be apart of Kim's famewhorin' game after the two of them ran into each other the other day ... An eyewitness to the ladies’ awkward encounter at Dr. Howard Lancer’s Beverly Hills office MORE

Watch: Beyoncé’s (semi-NSFW) “Partition” music video

Beyoncé "Partition"

Are you alone right now? Are you in a place where internet usage isn't monitored? Good, because here's Beyoncé's music video for "Partition," and wouldn't you know it, girl is serving Josephine Baker meets Dita Von Teese realness. Which is a gay way of saying that you're probably going to need a minute afterwards. Seriously, I don't even swing that way and I still needed to fan myself off. MORE

Beyoncé refuses to be Kim Kardashian’s bridesmaid!

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Kim Kardashian and Beyoncé have always had a bit of a rocky relationship: Kim would try and get Beyoncé to be her friend, and Beyoncé would say no. Kim would try to position herself as Blue Ivy Carter's aunt, and Beyoncé would say no. Kim would try to interact with Beyoncé in literally any meaningful way she could think of, and Beyoncé would say ... nope. But recently, Kim tried to get Beyoncé to be one of her Bridesmaids for her upcoming MORE

Beyoncé’s “XO” samples the Challenger’s crash audio?

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A couple weeks ago, we posted the video for Beyoncé's new song, "XO," which I loved and still love. But one thing I didn't notice was that, apparently, Beyoncé sampled the audio from the 1986 Challenger crash in the song. Yeah, that's an oddly specific thing to sample. In response, NASA employees and family members of the victims have called her out on using audio from a tragedy. Pitchfork reports ... "My heart goes out to the families of MORE

Beyoncé and Jay Z bought $6,000 worth of golden sex toys

Beyoncé and Jay Z

Oh gawd, look: We all know Beyoncé is as perfect (or at least, as close to perfect) as a human being could ever possibly hope to be. Well, now she's somehow even more perfect: According to RadarOnline, her and Jay Z spent $6,000 on gold-plated sex toys over the holidays. That's the best thing I ever heard. Why are you so flawless, Beyoncé? Does your infallible nature know no bounds? Beyoncé and Jay Z stopped in at the notorious Babeland on MORE

Music Video: Beyoncé’s “XO”

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Considering how heavy the last two posts were -- homophobia and the reckless apologia of child abuse. Not that funny -- let's move onto something I actually like, shall we? So here is Beyoncé's brand-new music video for "XO" (off her record-breaking new self-titled album). The song is an absolute stunner, showing just what happens Beyoncé reigns her vocal stylings for a slow burn. Seriously, you have no idea how much I love this, make sure to MORE

Beyoncé’s Holiday Surprise: A brand-new album!

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So while Katy Perry and Lady Gaga were basically clawing at each other trying to up their album sales, Beyoncé was apparently just hanging out in the background going "Oh what's that? Trying to get your fans to buy multiple copies for a chance to meet you? That's cute. Here's an entire visual album I'm releasing on iTunes without a trace of marketing beforehand, because BLAMMO! BEYONCÉ, MOTHERF*CKER!" Us Weekly reports ... Friday the MORE

A ‘fan’ tried to yank Beyoncé off stage during a concert

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I don't know what's going on with Beyoncé's fans, but it sees like every other week there's a new story about them getting way too handsy in concert. And over the weekend, one fan went just a teensy bit overboard with the whole fan appreciation thing when he literally tried to yank Beyoncé off the stage and into the audience during her concert in São Paulo, Brazil. The best part: She actually waved the whole thing off, rather than make a BFD MORE

Beyoncé debuts a new pixie haircut!

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I wish Beyoncé was breaking news about a new album yet instead I'll have to settle for these pictures from her Instagram showing off her brand-new pixie haircut! I think she looks fabulous as per always, but sassy new hairstyles aside, we really need to hear something about her next release, anything at this point would be highly appreciated! I wonder what the hold up is?! I swore she would have dropped a new album on us during the spring, but MORE

Beyoncé’s hair got snatched by a fan (an actual fan!)

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As everyone knows, fans make everything prettier. It's why at any point during the summer there are fans installed in every nook of my apartment to make sure I have the illusion of movement and also so I don't spontaneously combust from the heat. My hyrdo bill's pretty high, but that's okay. It's worth it. Anyway, during a concert, one of Beyoncé's fans ended up snagging her hair, and she basically had to sit down and sing for a minute while MORE

Someone slapped Beyoncé’s butt during a concert

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Hopefully you all had a happy Memorial Day weekend! Unless your from Canada, in which case ... I don't know. Hope you had a nice Monday? Either way, chances are you had a better Memorial Day weekend/normal unspecial weekend then Beyoncé, whose ass got slapped by a fan during a concert over the weekend in Copenhagen. Turns out, slapping the ass of one of the most powerful women in the world? Great way to get thrown out of a concert. Who knew? MORE

Listen: Beyoncé’s “Grown Woman”

Beyoncé "Grown Woman"

More than a month after it premiered in an Pepsi ad, here's the full version of Beyoncé's track "Grown Woman," produced by Timbaland. Actually, can we talk about the fact that it took a full month for this song to leak, even though they only used it to promote cola? Imagine if they released "Bad Romance" a month after they used it in a McDonald's commercial. Doesn't anyone think that's kind of weird? MORE

So is Beyoncé pregnant again or not?

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For the past week, the big rumor has been that Beyoncé may be pregnant with her second child, because if you're going to drop a bombshell like that, you might as well do it during the slowest news week ever. (Seriously, I did two posts on a restaurant featured on Kitchen Nightmares, it's that bad!) Anyway, TMZ is now reporting that Beyonce is indeed pregnant, because if we have to report on Amy's Baking Company one more time, I will punch MORE

Beyoncé might be pregnant again!

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A little over a year ago, Beyoncé and Jay-Z welcomed their similarly surname-less child, Blue Ivy. Well, Beyonce might be pregnant again. The world is more than ready for that jelly. Via Page Six ... Music insiders are chattering about Beyoncé expecting her second child with husband Jay-Z. Multiple sources told us after the Met Gala last week that the singer, who is currently in the middle of a world tour, is pregnant. Bey wore a Givenchy MORE