Ray Rice: Suspended by the NFL–indefinitely!

Ray Rice

Anyone who knows me, even in the passing sense, knows that I have zero knowledge of football. None whatsoever. But I do know that Ray Rice is an jerk who was caught beating his (then-fiancee) wife Janay Palmer–which the NFL basically turned a blind eye to because $$$. Anyway, the good news is that after massive public backlash combined with today's release of a shocking tape showing how the assault went down, Rice has been cut from the Ravens MORE

Bruce Jenner might be on ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Bruce Jenner

Thus far, Dancing With The Stars has had two of the Kardashians on their show -- Kim Kardashian and Rob Kardashian -- despite the two of them having the grace and poise of a ballerina ... plowing a garbage truck through a crowded shopping mall. Well, now Bruce Jenner is angling to get on the show, and he'll finally show those swollen hussies a thing or two about what elegance looks like. "He's dying to do it," an insider tells Us. "The show is MORE

Lamar Odom crack-rapped about cheating on Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

I may not know much about dating women -- in fact, I may no absolutely nothing about it whatsoever. -- but if I had to make an educated guess, I'd say they don't appreciate being cheated on. I also believe they do not appreciate finding out you cheated on them via a rap. Released onto the web. Which you performed while apparently cracked out of your mind. Shirtess. With another shirtless man. But then again, maybe I'm just not up on the fine MORE

Lamar Odom is getting the loser edit on ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian

In reality TV, the 'loser edit' is what happens when a show's editors know someone is about to leave and wants to either validate their dismissal or form an emotional connection between that person and the audience for the sake of making it sting more when they leave. Despite it being mostly used in competitive reality shows, Keeping Up With The Kardashians has its own version of this for when they're about to unceremoniously drop someone, as MORE

Lamar Odom thinks he can quit crack anytime

Lamar Odom

When we last checked in on Lamar Odom, he was holed up in a secret apartment, participating in a crack binge with two women, and had cut himself from all forms of communication because he was worried people were tracking him. So of course, he thinks he can quit anytime because those aren't signs of a seriously debilitating problem, right? TMZ reports ... Lamar Odom says he's been sober for 5 days ... and he believes he can maintain sobriety MORE

Lamar Odom’s life revolves around smoking crack?

Lamar Odom

Want to know how Lamar Odom is doing? Well, no, you probably don't because it's incredibly depressing, but we're going to talk about it anyway because this is the reality of what happens when you do drugs, kids. Turns out, Lamar has pretty much locked himself in a remote location with a pair of women and he's basically turned into a paranoid addict. So take note kids. This is why we don't do drugs: Because they're both incredibly addictive and MORE

Lamar Odom thinks the Kardashians are his only family

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian

(Hey everyone, sorry for the lack of updates yesterday. Long story short: If a restaurant offers $14 steak as a special, there's probably a reason it's so cheap. Now that I've stopped puking, let's go back to mocking the rich and famous.) Yesterday, Lamar Odom's father decided to take a shot at the Kardashians, blaming them for Lamar's downfall. Admittedly, I blame the Kardashians for a lot -- global warming, lost socks in my laundry, MORE

Lamar Odom says he doesn’t have a crack problem!

Lamar Odom

When we last left Lamar Odom, he was still slowly circling the drain and the media was having a field day over the rampant rumors that he was dealing with a major crack problem. So of course here he is telling TMZ that he doesn't have a crack problem. You can either read that as (A) him setting the record straight or (B) denial. Take your pick. 33-year-old Odom went to Teru Sushi in Studio City last night ... and after taking some photos with MORE

Oh, wait, never mind, Lamar Odom isn’t in rehab!

Lamar Odom

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, so remember how earlier today we were talking about how Lamar Odom finally checked himself into rehab and we congratulated him on finally getting help? Well, according to TMZ, it turns out he's not actually in rehab at all and no one really knows where he is at all. Whoops! Lamar Odom has NOT checked himself in to rehab ... sources connected to the NBAer tell TMZ. There are reports out that Lamar checked himself in ... we've MORE

Lamar Odom is in rehab

Lamar Odom

UPDATE: Apparently Lamar is NOT in rehab! After the last few months of rumored hell for Lamar Odom and Khloé Kardashian, it looks like Lamar has finally come to his senses and gotten his ass to rehab so he can finally get himself cleaned up and off all the drugs. People magazine reports ... Lamar Odom has checked himself into a drug and alcohol rehabilitation center, two sources confirm to People. "He realized he needs help," a source MORE

Lamar Odom got arrested for a DUI

Lamar Odom

Remember how Lamar Odom went missing after every found out he had an alleged drug problem? Well, somehow the whole messy situation is getting worse before it gets any better, because now Lamar has been arrested for a DUI. TMZ reports ... Lamar Odom was arrested for "driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs" early Friday morning ... TMZ has learned. The bust occurred in the San Fernando Valley at 3:54 AM. Lamar -- who was driving a MORE

Darren Young came out as first openly gay WWE wrestler

Darren Young

Good news everyone! Darren Young, one of the WWE superstars (gosh I hope I'm using that term correctly) came out in an interview with TMZ last night, which officially makes him the first openly gay wrestler in the league. Woohoo! Progress! Darren was at LAX Wednesday when we asked whether a gay wrestler could succeed in WWE, and Darren laughed, saying, "Absolutely. Look at me. I'm a WWE superstar and to be honest with you, I'll tell you right MORE

Metta World Peace: Report Animal Abuse!

Metta World Peace for PETA

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this very important message from professional basketball player Metta World Peace on behalf of PETA and animals everywhere. Cruelty to animals takes many forms, including keeping dogs chained up outside without adequate food, water, or shelter; failing to provide hurt or sick animals with veterinary care; leaving dogs in hot cars on warm days; and much, much more. If you ever MORE

Lamar Odom wants out of the Kardashian shows!

Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom

I'm going to level with you all, I managed to rid myself of my burning sinuses, throat and fever over the night, but now I have a cough left with me as well as a stuffy nose. So I'm still sick, but not quite sick enough to take the entire day off. So now I'm reporting on how basketball player Lamar Odom wants to be let go from having to appear on the Kardashian reality shows, because it's not like Kris Jenner made him sign a blood oath when he MORE