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Yeah, there's really no way to stretch that title out anymore than that, so let's just jump straight into this story about comedienne April Macie allegedly catching her friend giving (disgraced athlete) Lance Armstrong a rimjob, via Examiner ... "I went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub and she was just face deep in his a**hole...I was terrified. And then he came out and said: ‘Does your friend want in on a MORE
Just because watching idiots get mocked on TV is hysterically funny, here's Ryan Lochte trying to promote his new reality show on a FOX affiliate. Except the anchors in question can't even believe this sh!t because they spend the entirety of the interview trying to hold it together before falling apart as soon as it's over. Also: I Googled this earlier today after my boyfriend watched him on Ellen and pointed this out, but Ryan Lochte has NO ASS. MORE
UPDATE: Khloé Kardashian has chimed in on the whole situation. Because apparently just being Kardashian-adjacent leads you to some pretty morally dubious sh!t, Lamar Odom's charity, Cathy's Kids, is being accused of holding out on donations to cancer patients in favour of donating money to basketball teams who apparently didn't need a cent of it. Somewhere out there, Kris Jenner just wiped away an acidic tear and said, "welcome to the MORE
All right, real talk here: I'll never understand America's obsession with people who can swim really fast. It just boggles my mind, it really does. I mean yeah, they're Olympians, that's pretty cool, but they're kinda devoid of personality (see: Michael Phelps' SNL hosting stint) and the love affair usually wanes after everyone realizes that swimming is actually super boring to watch. Anyway, here's a preview of Ryan Lochte's new E! reality show MORE
What, you thought I was just joking when I said that Shaquille O'Neal singing along to Beyoncé during the Super Bowl was just a joke? I NEVER JOKE WHEN IT COMES TO LIPSYNCS AND SING-ALONGS. Anyway, Shaq recorded himself singing along with Beyoncé last night, and if this doesn't make you feel everything, you're emotionally dead inside. MORE
Despite the fact that anyone with more than a single brain cell thinks that Kim Kardashian only married Kris Humphries for the sake of her reality TV show, Kris is still trying to prove in court that Kim frauded him into their marriage and he wants an annulment. Except all he actually needs to do is walk up to the jury, and scream "SHE'S KIM KARDASHIAN!" and he'd win his case. Via RadarOnline ... “Kris’ case will be very simple and MORE
Normally, we stay as far away from sports as we can (football is the one where kick the puck into the hoop and then run aroun all the bases, right?) but since the biggest story on the internet right now is the saga of football player Manti Te'o and his dead girlfriend that turned out to be a hoax, we'd be complete idiots not to talk about it. The condensed story, originally from Deadspin ... There was no Lennay Kekua. Lennay Kekua did not meet MORE
When a major celebrity is taken down in disgrace, there's only one place they can go: Oprah Winfrey's couch, where they will be judged for their sins. Say what you will about Oprah, but you cannot B.S. that woman. She sees through your lies, and if you don't come out with the truth right away, she will silently shame you until you crumble into a pile of a former man. So of course, after Lance Armstrong was publicly disgraced and stripped of his MORE
So it turns out, when Hulk Hogan asked "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?" The answer to that was: Record it, leak the sex tape footage to Gawker, then get sued for $100 Million. See? And now you know! This blog is also occasionally a place of learning. TMZ reports ... Hulk's attorney spoke at a news conference in Tampa moments ago, announcing two lawsuits filed today by the wrestler -- one against Bubba the Love Sponge and MORE
The internet is nothing if not the great equalizer, in that it doesn't matter how rich, successful or famous you are, chances are someone somewhere out there is looking at pictures and video of you naked. Case in point: Hulk Hogan's sex tape finally hit the web, Gawker has already posted a one-minute snippet of it (NSFW, natch), which makes it seem like Hulk had no idea he was being filmed, so of course Hulk is sending them a cease-and-desist MORE
I haven't really been paying all that much attention to the 2012 Summer Olympics over in London. Not because I think I'm too cool for the games or anything, but because we're too cheap to pay for cable. Sorry! Well, apparently Ryan Lochte has been doing pretty well for himself, thanks in large part to the fact that he's kind of a douchebag and he pees in the pool. Well, it was good enough to land him his own Funny or Die video, where he MORE
All right, before I break this one down into tasty, delicious morsels of rich people being passive-aggressively bitchy too each other, read this piece from TMZ and try to read between the lines: Kris Humphries doesn't need Kim Kardashian to make a living ... 'cause dude just signed a $24 MILLION contract with the Brooklyn Nets. It's a 2-year deal according to ESPN ... which means Kris got one helluva raise -- his previous contract was a 1-year MORE
Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver! But you either already knew that because you actually watch Dancing with the Stars, or you didn't because you're either rabidly devoted to this show or you don't really care but are kind of interested who wins. Us Weekly reports: Finally, it was time to announce the winner. The judges' scores were combined with fan votes and William Levy came in third place. "It was an amazing experience," he MORE
While everyone else was busy freaking out over Kim Kardashian possibly running to be the Mayor of Glendale, or Amanda Bynes slowly turning into Lindsay Lohan's messy doppelgänger, former MLB player Jose Canseco decided to make a public splash via yet another bizarre meltdown on Twitter, after he was caught sending flirty (and creepy) direct messages. Basically, imagine Charlie Sheen, only instead of intelligence and drugs, Jose has aimless anger MORE
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