Angelina Jolie bought Brad Pitt a heart-shaped island?

Petra Island

It must be really nice when you have an extra $12.2 million dollar just sitting around to purchase your partner an island! That's exactly what Angelina Jolie is rumored to have done for Brad Pitt's upcoming 50th birthday (coming up on December 18th). It's an 11 acre totally private heart-shaped island (complete with a cottage designed by famed architect Frank Lloyd Wright) called Petra Island and is a mere fifteen minutes away from New York City MORE

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy

Angelina Jolie

Because today is apparently the one day of the year where all the saddest celebrity news happens, actress Angelina Jolie opened up about her recent double mastectomy in an op ed piece she penned for the New York Times, which she underwent to pre-emptively fight off breast cancer... My doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer, although the risk is different in the case of each MORE

Brad Pitt wants to buy Angelina Jolie’s sex tape?

Angelina Jolie

True story: Back when Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman's sex tape came out, we had an absolute FLOOD of people who were interested in watching a vaguely human-looking flesh thing stick things into its thing while they diddled themselves. That is horrifying, yet I managed to pay for a brand new kitchen counter based solely off those page views. So here's a story about how Angelina Jolie allegedly has a sex tape that Brad Pitt is willing to pay $10 Million MORE

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Getting married this weekend?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly rumored to be getting married for, like, the fiftieth time or so now because we will never get tired of trying to validate their marriage with jewellery. Anyway, the latest "WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY PLEASE TELL ME THEY WILL" moment is coming up this weekend, as Brad and Angie are throwing a party. Because everyone knows an unmarried couple can't throw a party without accidentally exchanging vows. "Brad MORE

Angelina Jolie to direct ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’?

Angelina Jolie

I've purposely avoided reading Fifty Shades of Grey, mostly because as someone who writes about sex and kink when he isn't writing about how Kim Kardashian walks around with an intravenous drip that funnels pee into her bloodstream, I can't bring myself to read bad Twilight fan fiction with hints of poorly executed BDSM play. But the book has taken off anyway, and now Angelina Jolie is in talks to direct the inevitable movie because yes, the MORE

Joan Rivers slams Angelina Jolie’s right leg!

Angelina Jolie

If you don't know what the deal is with Angelina Jolie's right leg (which you can follow on Twitter) yet, I'll give you the sparksnotes version real quick: Angelina had a momentary lapse in sanity and started posing with her leg out on the Oscars red carpet like she was a Las Vegas stripper trying to score a sugar daddy. Turns out I'm not the only one who thought she looked super trashy, because mother-daughter fashion duo Joan Rivers and Melissa MORE

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to get married

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

As some of you might remember, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have refused to get married, saying that they wouldn't get married until gay marriage was finally passed in the states. But of course, their six kids don't really understand that because kids usually have a hard time understanding why two people who love each other can't get married. So now Brad and Angelina are now saying that they're getting a little antsy to get married. People MORE

Not BFFs: Angelina Jolie & Stacy Keibler

Angelina Jolie and Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler is still George Clooney's girlfriend right now, because George must always have a d-lister on his arm at all times but God help you if you want to get married because he will never love anyone more than he loved his pot-bellied pig. That's a special kind of love. Anyway, it turns out Angelina Jolie isn't all that big on Keibler, and during a flight she took with the couple and Brad Pitt, spent the entire time giving Keibler the cold MORE

Angelina Jolie may have another baby!

Angelina Jolie

There are only 11 days left until Christmas. Did you know that? Christmas used to take forever to come, and all of a sudden Christmas just comes at you like a flaming train whose sole purpose in life is to DESTROY YOUR ASS. Anyway, point is Christmas is approaching and as some of us celebrate one golden child that delivered us from evil, Angelina Jolie has declared that she too might deliver another holy child upon this sinful world. People MORE

Gorgeous: Angelina Jolie covers ‘Vanity Fair’

Angelina Jolie - Vanity Fair - October 2011

Without a doubt, this cover of the October issue of Vanity Fair featuring Angelina Jolie (age 36) is one of the most stunning covers in quite some time! In the accompanying article, she squashes the current rumors she's pregnant again, adopting or getting married. It sounds like she totally has her hands full with her six children and partner Brad Pitt. Plus she's been busy putting the final touches on In the Land of Blood and Honey (a love story MORE

Recycled Rumors: Angelina Jolie’s secrets and lies!

Angelina Jolie - Star Magazine

Oh here we go again ... the latest cover of Star magazine is back on the Angelina Jolie train once again. They just can't leave Angelina and her supposed secrets and lies alone, it's such a tired story! The only reason I'd actually like to pick up this issue is to see the eleven never-before-seen family photos, but other than that, I seriously can't deal with the same recycled rumors that the magazine can't seem to let go of. Since Angelina MORE

Angelina Jolie: Too skinny and on heroin? Oh, please!

Angelina Jolie - Star Magazine

Remember when Star magazine was sued by Katie Holmes because they claimed she was on drugs? Well, the magazine better be prepped for another lawsuit ... check out the latest cover which claims that Angelina Jolie weighs a mere 99 pounds, and that she back to dabbling in heroin! Yes, she might be on the skinny side (like me, weighing in at 135) but I seriously doubt that the mother of six children is back on drugs! This is such a slanderous cover MORE

Angelina Jolie reveals the meaning behind her new tattoo

Angelina Jolie

So after a month of wild speculation (or, more accurately, 24 hours of speculation followed by 29 days of ambivalence), Angelina Jolie has revealed the meaning behind her latest set of coordinate tattoos. It turns out, the answer was pretty much in front of everyone all along, because it turns out they're the coordinates of Brad Pitt's birth place, which would have been glaringly obvious to anyone who could, oh I don't know, GOOGLE? Jolie's MORE

Is Angelina Jolie’s Rainbow Coalition complete?

Angelina Jolie

So Angelina Jolie was photographed going shopping for kids on a humanitarian mission to the Tunisian-Libyan border, and a few observant eyes noticed that she has a seventh co-ordinate tattoo on her arm. Normally, I'd throw my arms up and go "Who cares?", but it turns out she only gets a co-ordinate tattoo when she's having new child, which of course means the collective Internet gossip web is shitting themselves over the possibility of a seventh MORE