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We like to trump up a lot of what we post here, but I can say with perfect clarity that this is quite possibly the best celebrity tweet ever written by said celebrity rather than, say, a hacker. https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes/status/314906707929214976 So far, there's been no response from Drake, because ... well, how do you come back to crazy ass Amanda Bynes asking you to systematically kill her private parts with your penis? Actually, MORE
In case you were wondering whether Amanda Bynes was still crazy: YES. YES SHE IS. After she got evicted from her NYC apartment, her former neighbors spoke to Page Six about what it was like to live next to her. Needless to say, if you ever have the chance to live next to Amanda, run as far away as possible. Burn the home down and salt the earth so that nothing else can grow there. The weird ways of Amanda Bynes continue to mystify New Yorkers. MORE
So last week, we learned about the legal battle of our time, as Amanda Bynes vowed to sue In Touch over a false report that she was walking around naked in a tanning salon. Truly, this would be the Kramer vs. Kramer of our generation. (Side note: I never saw that movie. I'm assuming it involved Michael Richards screaming at himself in a mirror?) Well, it turns out that according to the tanning salon's CEO, as well as security footage, Amanda MORE
Yesterday, reports went around claiming that Amanda Bynes walked around a New York tanning salon completely naked because this is what happens when you're a featured player on All That. Well, Amanda isn't too thrilled that those rumors are going around, and in a statement to Us Weekly, she says she's not only suing In Touch over the report, but she would never walk around naked because she's rich and retired. No, that logically makes MORE
You know, for a second there, it almost seemed like Lindsay Lohan had re-established herself as the reigning queen of grown-up child stars acting like crazy people. So here's a report from In Touch magazine talking about how washed up actress Amanda Bynes was walking around a tanning salon completely naked to remind us that yes, she's still totally nuts. After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old was set up in a private room MORE
Because it's not like they actually have careers to focus on any more (What are the chances they're making a sequel to She's The Man? What about Just My Luck 2: Electric Boogaloo?) Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes now finally have time to fulfil their ultimate destinies: hating each other for being reckless, irresponsible morons who clearly shouldn't be behind the wheel of a car. Via Us Weekly ... "She obsessively hates Lindsay," says the MORE
Ever since Amanda Bynes decided to try and ram her car into every other car she saw in the hopes of creating a Voltron (I'm assuming that's what's happening here) she's been trying to convince everyone that she is not just like Lindsay Lohan. Except today she completely missed a scheduled appointment, a court hearing for her hit and run, because she was out shopping, which is totally something Lindsay never-- Oh, wait, Lindsay already did it. MORE
Sure, Amanda Bynes may potentially be crazy, but even she's lucid enough to know when a bitch who threw shade at her got bitch-slapped down by karma. So of course, when Lindsay Lohan immediately got arrested for a hit and run after calling out Amanda for getting charged for a hit and run, TMZ was there to make sure they caught every bit of the gloating that ensued. We KNOW Amanda is still pissed over Lohan's tweet Monday which read, “Why did MORE
Yesterday, Amanda Bynes allegedly locked herself in a dressing room for two hours for no apparent reason whatsoever before almost walking out of the place with a bikini top hidden underneath her dress. So of course, someone's trying to place her under a conservatorship (just like Britney Spears) because seriously, this is going to get worse before it gets better. But of course, Amanda is swearing up and down that she doesn't need one, so yeah, MORE
When you allegedly get into like eight or so car accidents in the space of half a year, and then get caught behind the wheel smoking a pipe disguised as a cigarette lighter, chances are you're probably not altogether there. Well, if you believe it, Amanda Bynes isn't all there anymore, and people reportedly see her getting into entire conversations with inanimate objects. Well not true, says Amanda, and her toaster oven will totally vouch for her MORE
Earlier today the police finally caught up with messy actress Amanda Bynes (26, along with her suspended drivers license) and thankfully impounded her BMW. She's been having quite a rough year, with numerous car incidents (including two hit and runs which she's being prosecuted for) and many crazy incidents. Obviously girlfriend has some serious mental issues, and I hope Amanda gets the help she obviously needs, if things don't turn around for MORE
So since Amanda Bynes had her driver's license suspended, she's been pulled over by a cop, and she's been photographed lighting up a pipe in her car, so it's pretty safe to assume that if you live in L.A., you now know how you're going to die. Well, now Amanda has upped the ante on her carmaggedon by getting into a fender bender, which once again ... is something she did while on a suspended license. Via Zap2It ... TMZ reports that Bynes was MORE
A couple weeks ago, we told you about how Amanda Bynes was being charged with two counts of hit and run. What we didn't tell you was the fact that she had her license suspended, which we just kind of glazed over because ... well, I think we all kind of assumed that would happen, and it's not like Amanda would be stupid enough to get pulled over with a suspended license, would she? If you said "of course not!" Then you're wrong! Horribly, horribly MORE
A couple months ago, Amanda Bynes got into a string of hit and run mishaps, and when she wasn't trying to pry her car out of the trunk of a cop car, she was telling everyone who would listen that she wasn't the new Lindsay Lohan. Which is true, because Amanda is actually being charged for two of her accidentd, and is currently looking at a year in jail. Fox News reports ... TMZ broke the story that prosecutors recently reopened Bynes' MORE
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