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In today's "No, seriously, shut up Gwyneth Paltrow" news, the patron saint of GOOP decided to try her hand at being self-effacing, which as you might remember, usually ends with her being a douche. This time, Gwyneth decided to talk about how much makeup she had on, before saying that she looked like RuPaul and comparing herself to a transvestite. No, seriously, zip it Gwynnie. Via NY Daily News ... “I’m like RuPaul!” she joked. “I MORE
You would figure that getting the opportunity to spend the night getting free stuff and hanging around famous, fashionable people would be one of those things you don't really complain about. But you'd be forgetting about Gwyneth Paltrow, the woman who needs a bathtub in the middle of her bedroom because she can afford it. Of course, Gwyneth found something about the recent Met Gala to complain about, which I guess means no more Vogue covers or MORE
Every year, Reader's Digest puts together a list of the most trusted and least trusted movie stars based on votes by their readers. This year, the "honor" of least trusted movie stars in America went to Kristen Stewart (probably because she cheated on her boyfriend with the married director of one of her movies) and Tom Cruise (probably because ... actually, you know what? Not even going to go there. Nope. I am not the one.) Entertainment Tonight MORE
The dash cam video of Reese Witherspoon's arrest has finally made it to the web, and as it turns out, Reese is kind of a hot boo-boo mess. Honestly, the only thing worse than someone who gets drunk and then decides to put the lives of others at risk by getting behind the wheel is someone who does so and then remains adamant that they did nothing wrong. But no, you're an American standing on American soil, and you did nothing wrong by putting your MORE
It's been a little over a week since Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth got arrested for getting stupid drunk and then driving, so here she is trying to smooth the whole thing over, except she kinda just makes the whole thing worse when she says that she told the officer who arrested her that she was pregnant. Turns out, (A) she wasn't pregnant, and (B) I'm pretty sure driving drunk while pregnant is bad on SO MANY LEVELS. Honestly, maybe MORE
In today's TMI news story, Gwyneth Paltrow apparently decided to go commando in a sheer dress for the premiere of Iron Man 3, because when your wardrobe consists of dress in the tens of thousands of dollars, the only accessory you need is your Hello Kitty. Except no one told Gwyneth that when you wear sheer over your vajeen, people are going to see your bush, so of course she had go full Brazilian on her map of Tasmania. Us Weekly reports MORE
As much as I loved Legally Blonde, I kinda lost a lot of respect for Reese Witherspoon when she decided to start slut-shaming Kim Kardashian at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, despite the fact that she was at an awards show best known for that one time Sacha Baron Cohen sat his ass in Eminem's face. So in a bit of ironic retribution, Reese and her husband got SMASHED last night, drove drunk into oncoming traffic, and when they eventually got pulled MORE
Amy Poehler has released a new episode of her webseries, Ask Amy, where she discusses how to avoid going overboard on negative imagery in the news. She also talks about how she's been dealing with the tragedy in Boston (she grew up not too far from there and graduated from Boston College) before professing her love for Boston. Seriously, she is such a class act. MORE
I don’t get Gwyneth Paltrow. She seems so mind-numbingly WASPy—just look at GOOP. She is the definition of “bougie.” She’s that friend that judges you for still drinking Capri Sun at the age of 24 while she’s on a custom juice cleanse. However, there’s something charming about her that I can’t quite seem to put my finger on. Maybe it’s pity for her desperate yearnings to seem “cool” like appearing on Glee multiple times MORE
I have to admit that Scarlett Johansson wasn’t on my radar until Iron Man 2. Is that an embarrassing thing to admit? Of course, I’d heard of her and knew of her marriage and subsequent divorce from Ryan Reynolds (and that really weird album she did) but I found her kind of insufferable. That all changed once she became Black Widow in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and now I’m obsessed but I digress. Ms. Johansson is on the cover of MORE
Last time Halle Berry got pregnant, she ended up splitting from her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry and accused him of being racist against her daughter. So of course, she's pregnant again, I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong other than literally everything I mentioned above. TMZ reports... Sources connected with the actress and her fiance, Olivier Martinez, tell TMZ ... Halle is around 3 months pregnant -- based on the pics and some other MORE
The Great Gatsby follows Fitzgerald-like, would-be writer Nick Carraway (Tobey Maguire) as he leaves the Midwest and comes to New York City in the spring of 1922, an era of loosening morals, glittering jazz, bootleg kings, and sky-rocketing stocks. Chasing his own American Dream, Nick lands next door to a mysterious, party-giving millionaire, Jay Gatsby (Leonardo DiCaprio), and across the bay from his cousin, Daisy (Carey Mulligan), and her MORE
Last week, I worried about the possibility that Emma Watson would star in the very likely terrible film adaptation of the Fifty Shades of Grey books. Except it turns out those rumors are untrue and we can all breathe easier now that we know she won't being starring in any of the films. Via E! Online ... Don't look for Emma Watson in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey flick. The Harry Potter star made it clear she's not interested in headlining MORE
Sure, sometimes we joke about Gwyneth Paltrow's love of wholesome food and overly-expensive clothing, but we do actually like her. So it actually made us sad to hear her open up about a miscarriage she suffered a couple years back that almost killed her. Via Access Hollywood ... “I had a really bad experience when I was pregnant with my third. It didn’t work out and I nearly died. So I am like, ‘Are we good here, or should we go back and MORE
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