Shia LaBeouf is retiring? Good!

Shia LaBeouf

Yesterday, Shia LaBeouf was finally served a cease and desist order for being a little thief who steals all his work from other people and calls it "creation". Anyway, in light of him getting sued right in the balls, Shia has decided to retire, which he announced by singing a seven-part musical number called "So Length, Faregood" in an Austrian accent. "You like that? I created it myself," he said, as he was handed a subpoena by the estate of MORE

HAHAHA: Shia LaBeouf got a cease and desist!

Shia LaBeouf

Around the end of 2013, everyone found out that one of Shia LaBeouf's short films was actually pretty much lifted part and parcel from a Daniel Clowes graphic novel. There are one of two explanations for it: Either he stole the entire thing because he figured he could get away with it, or he's trying to do some sort of performance art piece about how stealing is the new creativity. Although if we plotted this out on a Venn diagram, the sliver MORE

Oh, hey Alexander Skarsgård … whatcha up to?

Alexander Skarsgård

No, seriously, what's going on there Alexander Skarsgård? Because it looks like you're naked and sitting on a toilet bowl while at the South Pole, and -- oh, that's exactly what you're doing? Huh. And yet I would still hit it. Truly, this is the greatest love of all. Ours will be a spring wedding! MORE

Did Ian McKellen just out Lee Pace?

Lee Pace

For the record, I really dig The Hobbit movies. Sure, they're a bit bloated because they borrowed so heavily from The Silmarillion, but they're still pretty entertaining, even if you could improve each installment by trimming a good 30 minutes from each. Anyway, one of the highlights from the trilogy has been Lee Pace as Thranduil, who is EVERYTHING (and who inspired some great stuff from Gingerhaze). And now, it turns out Pace may have just been MORE

Idris Elba really, REALLY likes his bowtie

Idris Elba

https://twitter.com/idriselba/status/419636942893240320 No, coming from you Idris Elba ... I can relate. You keep doing you! MORE

Shia LaBeouf needs to shut up

Shia LaBeouf

Look, I'm not even going to bother setting this up because we already know how it ends: Shia LaBeouf opened his dumb mouth and pretentious, stolen words came out of it. So let's cut to his interview with Bleeding Cool, which makes James Franco look like a humble, down-to-Earth guy ... Richard Johnston: Tweeting with the voice of others. Is this art? Shia LaBeouf: What does an artist do – they just point and say look at this. No, that MORE

Seth Rogen got off to RuPaul once!

Seth Rogen and RuPaul

It's New Years Eve, which apparently means that there isn't a lot of gossip out right now. So instead, I'm going to throw this post up because I love everything about it: Apparently, Seth Rogen once jerked off to RuPaul, and the two had a fun little back and forth on Twitter. It's a good thing the year is ending at midnight, because nothing's going to top this. We went out on a high note, people. We achieved something here, we really MORE

Hot New Couple Alert: Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz

Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz

It sounds like Miley Cyrus might have a hot new romance on her hands with hottie Kellan Lutz! Us Weekly claims that the two have been hooking up since early December, even though Kellan is actually a buddy of Miley's ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth. Now Liam is pretty darn cute (well not as cute as his brother Chris Hemsworth), but Kellan is definitely an upgrade, he's super sexy (his body is to die for), I've been a fan of his ever since he starred in MORE

Dwayne Johnson was the best Santa!

Dwayne Johnson

Hey everyone, I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas! I spent six hours on a bus, followed by a mad-dash Christmas eve dinner and my dad getting drunk and going on a rant about the proper pronunciation of garage and then we went out and did jaeger bombs at Cunninghams Pub ... yeah. It was a lot. Thankfully, I don't have to catch my bus for another hour, so let's write some gossip! Starting with Dwayne Johnson getting his Santa on, because damn. MORE

They want to name the street Paul Walker died on after him

Paul Walker

In today's "bad ideas with presumably good intentions", apparently someone is trying to rename the street Paul Walker crashed his car on to his name. Which is kind of sweet, until you realize the street will essentially be named after someone dying a horrific death in the prime of their life, which ... really doesn't translate too well on a map. TMZ reports ... A petition with several thousand signatures has been circulating online -- asking MORE

Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen sat on Santa’s lap

Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen

"Hey Patrick?" "Yes, Ian?" "Let's be best friends forever." "That sounds nice. Let us celebrate our friendship by sitting on Santa's lap." "Ours is truly the best friendship." "It is." This is how I like to imagine this holiday moment between Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen came to be, because IT IS MAGICAL. https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/413352995297189888 MORE

Shia LaBeouf plagiarized some more stuff, may be getting sued

Shia LaBeouf

Ever since it was discovered that Shia LaBeouf plagiarized his short film almost entirely from an indie comic, the idea has been floating around that Shia is trolling everyone by plagiarizing absolutely everything. Seriously, apologies, movies, comics ... his entire creative process is ctrl+c, ctrl+v. Well, not only is Shia probably getting sued, but he's still apologizing by plagiarizing yet again. Via Film Drunk ... It doesn’t sound like MORE

Shia LaBeouf … Plagiarist At-Large!

Shia LaBeouf

A couple days ago, everyone realized that Shia LaBeouf basically stole an entire short film's worth of material from a comic book, because original thought is hard. And of course, he then stole his apology, because why wouldn't he? If you can plagiarize once, you can plagiarize your career right into the ground! Which is exactly what he's doing, because according to Film Drunk, he just went ahead and stole ideas and concepts from Bukowski as well MORE

Cutie Bradley Cooper covers GQ

Bradley Cooper

I've been a huge fan of Bradley Cooper ever since his days on Alias (I still miss that show), it's amazing how far he has come since those days on TV. Here he is on the cover of GQ magazine's January 2014 issue, looking super adorable and totally sexy. Bradley is so damn dreamy ... that smile, those baby blue eyes ... swoon! Right now he's plugging his latest film, American Hustle, which is one of the most entertaining movies I've seen in awhile MORE