Channing Tatum is coming for Jean-Claude Van Damme

Channing Tatum

I just realized how that title can be interpreted, and yet ... I am kind of okay with it. Anyway, last week Jean-Claude Van Damme did the splits between a pair of moving trucks for a Volvo commercial, proving that he's still got it and that he can still get it (I have a thing for the JCVD—DON'T JUDGE ME). Anyway, this week, Channing Tatum decided to spoof that to promote his upcoming movie, 22 Jump Street (slated for release on June 13, MORE

Charlie Sheen wrote a poem for crack mayor Rob Ford

Charlie Sheen and Rob Ford

Here's a fun little fact for you guys: This site is actually based in California, but I'm writing from Toronto, and if you haven't been paying attention to the news lately ... well our mayor, Rob Ford, smokes crack. There's a video of him smoking crack, and now the police have it, and the entire thing has just been a sh!tshow. Anyway, The Daily Currant wrote a satirical piece yesterday about Charlie Sheen asking Rob Ford to step down. Charlie, MORE

Seriously Alec Baldwin, what are you doing?

Alec Baldwin

Stop me if you've heard this exact scenario before: Alec Baldwin sees a photographer, goes aggro apesh!t insane, and then goes after him while throwing around a bunch of homophobic remarks. Well what do you know, he did it again, and now it's just starting to get weird. TMZ reports ... Alec Baldwin is a sore winner ... chasing down and threatening a photographer outside his Manhattan apartment ... just hours after a courtroom victory this MORE

Who’s ready for some Nicolas Cage sex photos?

Nicolas Cage

UPDATE: A statement from our client Nicolas Cage regarding your story: "Explicit photos of myself and Ms. Fulton simply do not exist and never have." Apparently, the internet just loves actor Nicolas Cage (pictured above in his sexier, younger days) to the point where anything with his face plastered on it will score you that sweet, useless Reddit Karma. Well internet, this one's for you: There are sex photos of Nicolas (doing it with his MORE

Sacha Baron Cohen knocked an elderly woman offstage

Sacha Baron Cohen

So apparently, Sacha Baron Cohen received the Charlie Chaplin Britannia Award for Excellence in Comedy, which ... does anyone else feel like giving out comedy awards would be rather difficult in Britain? You'd never be able to tell who's actually trying to be funny and who just has that natural, dry, British wit. Either way, Cohen decided to do the award justice by pulling out some classic Chaplin mannerisms and then pretending to accidentally MORE

Charlie Sheen, the tiger blood-drinking fighter jet, has returned!

Charlie Sheen

Yesterday, I talked about how Denise Richards announced that she could no longer care for Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's twin boys Bob and Max because they were torturing small animals. EEP. Well, Charlie has apparently gone into protective dad mode, and is now declaring war on Brooke and the Department of Child and Family Services the only way he knows how ... with his fire-punching fighter jet wizardry. TMZ reports ... Charlie quotes MORE

Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller: Best parents ever?

Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller

I've been purposefully ignoring the latest spat between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, mostly because I'm already following one crack-smoking famous person and there's no way I can add two more to the bill without losing all hope in humanity. Except now it turns out Denise Richards, who's been surprisingly awesome about looking after Charlie and Brooke's kids since they can't be bothered, has decided that she can't keep babysitting the duo's MORE

Happy Friday! Here’s Patrick Stewart as a lobster!

Patrick Stewart

Yup. That's Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster for Halloween. Happy Friday! MORE

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are splitting up

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr

Well, this is going to be the big story of the day apparently, so let's jump to it: actor Orlando Bloom and model Miranda Kerr have announced to E! News that they're splitting up after three years of marriage. So good news! If you're a fan of the ladies, you now have a slightly better chance with a Victoria's Secret model, or if you're strictly dickly, you have a shot at Legolas. And if you swing both ways, then truly, you are the most fortunate MORE

Tom Hardy is playing Elton John?

Tom Hardy

What's this? A story about two talented professionals working together and not another fake sham wedding between gold-digging whore beasts and dipsh!t millionaires? I ... I don't even know what I am anymore. Anyway, here's a new story from Deadline about how English actor Tom Hardy will be playing Elton John in an upcoming movie about his life called Rocketman. As Deadline reported in June when FilmDistrict paid $10 million to acquire U.S. MORE

Jason Momoa is a sexy slapper!

Jason Momoa

Because I find this oddly ... stimulating (IN THE PANTS!) here's a video of Game of Thrones star Jason Momoa playing the slapping game with someone. Yeah, someone looked at friggin' Khal Drogo and thought "Yup, this is how I want to die. SLAP ME, YOU GREAT REDWOOD OF A MAN. I AM READY TO ENTER VALHALLA." I tip my hat to you, dead person. You picked the best way to die. MORE

Hottie Jamie Dornan is your new Christian Grey

Jamie Dornan

Now that Charlie Hunnam has dropped out of Fifty Shades of Grey, presumably because he actually got around to actually reading the book, they've been looking for a new actor to practice fake BDSM on screen for undiscerning menopausal mothers. So here comes Irish actor Jamie Dornan of Once Upon A Time to teach menopausal women that abuse is super hot and in no way different from actual, safely practiced kink. From The Hollywood Reporter ... The MORE

James Franco loves to talk about James Franco!

James Franco

Renaissance man James Franco was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to talk about his new book, Actors Anonymous --  yes, he has a new book. Just try to deal with it. -- and if you absolutely must listen to James Franco talk about James Franco, THE ARTIST, give it a listen below. Don't get me wrong, the guy happens to be a decent enough actor, but good LORD. Listening to him word-salad about what it means to be an actor ... the guy is basically MORE

Michael Fassbender covers GQ!

Michael Fassbender

Since it's finally Friday, we can probably all use a bit of eye candy to help finish out the week, so here's German-Irish hottie Michael Fassbender looking sexy and sly as hell on the latest cover of GQ magazine (November 2013). Visit the magazine's website to read the cover story, plus there's a behind-the-scenes video posted below. He also has two much buzzed about films coming out soon (The Counselor and 12 Years a Slave), so get ready for MORE