Shia LaBeouf: The “plagiarism” thing was performance art

Shia LaBeouf

Another day, another round of Shia LaBeouf trying to bullsh!t everyone into thinking his plagiarism was all just performance art, so that he won't get sued straight to hell. Anyway, here he is trying to convince everyone on Twitter that his stealing part and parcel from Daniel Clowes was him commenting on culture, and we'll get to why that's a lie after the blockquote. Via HuffPo ... "Performance art has been a way of appealing directly to a MORE

Watch Shia LaBeouf’s drunken apology

Shia LaBeouf

It's been a week or so since Shia LaBeouf rage-quit his career over everyone bashing him as a plagiarizing hack, and like all entitled douches, it didn't take him long to get himself in trouble all over again. Last night, TMZ got video of Shia headbutting a guy, because he's a badboy who doesn't play by your rules! And also he saw a video of Zinedine Zidane doing it once and presumably went "MINE!" Anyway, now Shia's apologizing for the whole MORE

Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz are done with each other

Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz

At some point, Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz were hooking up on the regular, which presumably had nothing to do with the fact that Kellan had a movie coming out and Miley is a publicity-printing machine. Anyway, now E! Online is reporting that the two have ended their fling, and be sure to see The Legend of Hercules, in theaters now! Miley and Kellan were "never serious" about dating, says a source, nothing, though, that "there definitely was a MORE

Hey Jon Hamm, so how big is it really?

Jon Hamm

I came across this picture of the oh so sexy (and notorious freeballer) Jon Hamm filming on the set of AMC's Mad Men and I couldn't resist posting it with the headline above, oh that Hammaconda. I still can't believe that Mad Men will be coming to an end, at least the final season will be split into two mini-seasons, so we can savor the slow-burning drama just a little bit more before we have to say goodbye to Don Draper. The beginning of the end MORE

Shia LaBeouf is retiring? Good!

Shia LaBeouf

Yesterday, Shia LaBeouf was finally served a cease and desist order for being a little thief who steals all his work from other people and calls it "creation". Anyway, in light of him getting sued right in the balls, Shia has decided to retire, which he announced by singing a seven-part musical number called "So Length, Faregood" in an Austrian accent. "You like that? I created it myself," he said, as he was handed a subpoena by the estate of MORE

HAHAHA: Shia LaBeouf got a cease and desist!

Shia LaBeouf

Around the end of 2013, everyone found out that one of Shia LaBeouf's short films was actually pretty much lifted part and parcel from a Daniel Clowes graphic novel. There are one of two explanations for it: Either he stole the entire thing because he figured he could get away with it, or he's trying to do some sort of performance art piece about how stealing is the new creativity. Although if we plotted this out on a Venn diagram, the sliver MORE

Oh, hey Alexander Skarsgård … whatcha up to?

Alexander Skarsgård

No, seriously, what's going on there Alexander Skarsgård? Because it looks like you're naked and sitting on a toilet bowl while at the South Pole, and -- oh, that's exactly what you're doing? Huh. And yet I would still hit it. Truly, this is the greatest love of all. Ours will be a spring wedding! MORE

Did Ian McKellen just out Lee Pace?

Lee Pace

For the record, I really dig The Hobbit movies. Sure, they're a bit bloated because they borrowed so heavily from The Silmarillion, but they're still pretty entertaining, even if you could improve each installment by trimming a good 30 minutes from each. Anyway, one of the highlights from the trilogy has been Lee Pace as Thranduil, who is EVERYTHING (and who inspired some great stuff from Gingerhaze). And now, it turns out Pace may have just been MORE

Idris Elba really, REALLY likes his bowtie

Idris Elba No, coming from you Idris Elba ... I can relate. You keep doing you! MORE

Shia LaBeouf needs to shut up

Shia LaBeouf

Look, I'm not even going to bother setting this up because we already know how it ends: Shia LaBeouf opened his dumb mouth and pretentious, stolen words came out of it. So let's cut to his interview with Bleeding Cool, which makes James Franco look like a humble, down-to-Earth guy ... Richard Johnston: Tweeting with the voice of others. Is this art? Shia LaBeouf: What does an artist do – they just point and say look at this. No, that MORE

Seth Rogen got off to RuPaul once!

Seth Rogen and RuPaul

It's New Years Eve, which apparently means that there isn't a lot of gossip out right now. So instead, I'm going to throw this post up because I love everything about it: Apparently, Seth Rogen once jerked off to RuPaul, and the two had a fun little back and forth on Twitter. It's a good thing the year is ending at midnight, because nothing's going to top this. We went out on a high note, people. We achieved something here, we really MORE

Hot New Couple Alert: Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz

Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz

It sounds like Miley Cyrus might have a hot new romance on her hands with hottie Kellan Lutz! Us Weekly claims that the two have been hooking up since early December, even though Kellan is actually a buddy of Miley's ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth. Now Liam is pretty darn cute (well not as cute as his brother Chris Hemsworth), but Kellan is definitely an upgrade, he's super sexy (his body is to die for), I've been a fan of his ever since he starred in MORE

Dwayne Johnson was the best Santa!

Dwayne Johnson

Hey everyone, I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas! I spent six hours on a bus, followed by a mad-dash Christmas eve dinner and my dad getting drunk and going on a rant about the proper pronunciation of garage and then we went out and did jaeger bombs at Cunninghams Pub ... yeah. It was a lot. Thankfully, I don't have to catch my bus for another hour, so let's write some gossip! Starting with Dwayne Johnson getting his Santa on, because damn. MORE

They want to name the street Paul Walker died on after him

Paul Walker

In today's "bad ideas with presumably good intentions", apparently someone is trying to rename the street Paul Walker crashed his car on to his name. Which is kind of sweet, until you realize the street will essentially be named after someone dying a horrific death in the prime of their life, which ... really doesn't translate too well on a map. TMZ reports ... A petition with several thousand signatures has been circulating online -- asking MORE