Seth Rogen gets naked for his ‘artful’ selfie

Seth Rogen

Total honesty time: I've always had a bit of a thing for funny guy Seth Rogen. He's super adorable! He's like a cross between a bear and a puppy. I'm just saying, not every guy needs an eight-pack and a wax job to be hot. Anyway, because it's Friday night and I'm in a very generous mood, here's Seth's naked 'selfie' which he posted on Twitter. The 'photo' either has a black and white filter added or it's a still life drawing. And oh look, you get MORE

James Franco likes ‘em young, apparently

James Franco

J Despite the fact that it's April 3rd (which reminds me OH SH!T it's my younger brother's birthday, I should call him) we're still in that buffer area of stories that could potentially be fake because April Fool's is a stupid fake holiday for buttholes. So take this one with a grain of salt. With that in mind, Gawker is reporting that James Franco reportedly hit on a seventeen-year-old girl over social media, hoooooo boy, does he come across MORE

James Franco: I swear I’ve never bonked Lindsay Lohan!

James Franco

Remember that time Lindsay Lohan wrote down all the names of men she slept with? And then it landed in the hands of In Touch magazine because Godwin's Law is a bitch like that? Well, James Franco remembers, and he's none too happy that Lindsay is claiming to have slept with him, and is now telling everyone that she and him never high-fived each other with their funstuff. Franco, who released a book called Moving Pictures / Moving Sculptures: MORE

Zac Efron got punched in a sketchy part of L.A.

Zac Efron

A couple months back, Zac Efron went to rehab to try and clean up a bit. Unfortunately, I don't think it's going so well, because on Sunday night, Zac reportedly got punched in the face while hanging out in a sketchy part of Los Angeles So basically, any Del Taco parking lot? TMZ reports ... We're told cops were on patrol under the Harbor Freeway when they saw Zac and a man he identified as his bodyguard. Cops saw Zac and the other guy in a MORE

Here’s Dwayne Johnson as Hercules

Dwayne Johnson

It's Monday. And that sucks, so let's try and rectify this with a look at Dwayne Johnson as Hercules (the movie is due out this summer). For the straight boys, this is your action hero being all actiony. And for the ladies and gay men, here's a muscular men in a kilt. Everyone wins! https://twitter.com/TheRock/statuses/447503021937668097 https://twitter.com/TheRock/statuses/447936652510392320 MORE

Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto are getting … closer?

Lupita Nyong'o and Jared Leto

So Lupita Nyong'o is on Instagram now, which almost makes me want to join (almost) because I just want to bask in the glow of her stylishness. Anyway, she just posted a bunch of selfies of her and Jared Leto hanging out together in Paris, which is apparently what happens when you win in the supporting categories. You shack up with your equal. Weird how that works, huh? MORE

That Andrew Garfield / Batkid snub story was false

Andrew Garfield and Batkid

So remember how the internet (including myself) exploded over the story that Andrew Garfield 'snubbed' Batkid at this past Sunday's Oscars? Well, turns out someone must have had a huge grudge against Spider-Man, because the story was apparently a lie, as E! Online reports that both a rep for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and Batkid's mother are denying any sort of snub. "Due to the nature of a live show, hard decisions MORE

Andrew Garfield snubbed Batkid at the Oscars!

Andrew Garfield and Batkid

UPDATE: "Due to the nature of a live show, hard decisions sometimes must be made which require the Academy to cut segments due to the logistics of production Andrew Garfield understood that his segment had to be omitted, and he drove to Disneyland on Monday to spend time with 5-year-old Miles Scott (Batkid) and his family." - Spokesperson for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Remember Batkid? He was that little 5-year-old kid MORE

John Travolta butchered Idina Menzel’s name during the Oscars

Idina Menzel

Despite the fact that Idina Menzel is a Broadway legend, and the fact that "Let It Go" (from Frozen) has been playing EVERYWHERE for the past three months, or that she was performing at the Oscars, John Travolta somehow still found a way to completely f*ck up the pronunciation of her name. Apparently, he thought her name was Adele Dazim, WHICH ISN'T EVEN CLOSE YOU DAFFY BITCH. Not exactly an Oscar-worthy introduction, John Travolta. The Grease MORE

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher got engaged

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher

I don't know what's happening down in Hollywood, but apparently everyone is in a frenzy of breaking up and engagement, and now Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are getting in on the action. According to Page Six, the two of them have gotten engaged, thus fulfilling the prophecy set by That 70's Show ... Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged, according to a new report. Speculation has been mounting that the couple — who first met as co-stars MORE

Alec Baldwin is going to play a journalist on ‘Law & Order: SVU’

Alec Baldwin

If there are two things we can glean from Alec Baldwin's little whine-fest of a New York Magazine article, it's that he's not a homophobe (he just talks and acts like one) and that he really, really, really hates the media with a cold, blood-thirsty passion. So of course, Law & Order: SVU being the ever topical show they are, have cast Alec as a journalist in an upcoming media. Page Six reports ... The blowhard, fresh off his rant in New MORE

Charlie Sheen’s fiancée is still technically married

Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi

When Charlie Sheen got engaged to (former porn star) Brett Rossi, I gave them the benefit of the doubt because ... seriously, have you seen every other marriage in Hollywood? Things work differently down there. I figured I'd give them a fair shake. Except it turns out Brett wants to start a family soon, but whoops! Turns out she's still married. Go figs. NY Daily News reports ... There may a slight hold up in Charlie Sheen's wedding to new MORE

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch pretending to be a dragon!

Benedict Cumberbatch

Because it's a bit of a slow news day, here's Benedict Cumberbatch crawling around pretending to be a dragon. Specifically, it's the motion-capture footage (via THR) of him as Smaug from The Hobbit movies, which looks like SO MUCH FUN. Seriously, can you imagine being paid thousands of dollars to writhe around on the floor covered in balls? Okay, that was just bad phrasing. Mind if I try that again? MORE

Alec Baldwin sashays away with class and sophistication

Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin is currently on the cover of New York Magazine, because he's apparently retiring for public life. You know, in the same way Michael Jordan retired from basketball. Anyway, the entire thing is completely devoid of self-awareness, so I'm going to pick the one missive that really encapsulates the essence of Alec's whining, via Vulture ... I flew to Hawaii recently to shoot a film, fresh on the heels of being labeled a homophobic MORE