Charlie Sheen’s fiancée is still technically married

Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi

When Charlie Sheen got engaged to (former porn star) Brett Rossi, I gave them the benefit of the doubt because ... seriously, have you seen every other marriage in Hollywood? Things work differently down there. I figured I'd give them a fair shake. Except it turns out Brett wants to start a family soon, but whoops! Turns out she's still married. Go figs. NY Daily News reports ... There may a slight hold up in Charlie Sheen's wedding to new MORE

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch pretending to be a dragon!

Benedict Cumberbatch

Because it's a bit of a slow news day, here's Benedict Cumberbatch crawling around pretending to be a dragon. Specifically, it's the motion-capture footage (via THR) of him as Smaug from The Hobbit movies, which looks like SO MUCH FUN. Seriously, can you imagine being paid thousands of dollars to writhe around on the floor covered in balls? Okay, that was just bad phrasing. Mind if I try that again? MORE

Alec Baldwin sashays away with class and sophistication

Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin is currently on the cover of New York Magazine, because he's apparently retiring for public life. You know, in the same way Michael Jordan retired from basketball. Anyway, the entire thing is completely devoid of self-awareness, so I'm going to pick the one missive that really encapsulates the essence of Alec's whining, via Vulture ... I flew to Hawaii recently to shoot a film, fresh on the heels of being labeled a homophobic MORE

The cast of the ‘Fantastic Four’ reboot is …

Fantastic Four

Because FOX needs to make a Fantastic Four movie every so often or else they lose the film rights, here comes another reboot of the Fantastic Four. Except you could actually get a little bit excited here because the cast doesn't sound half bad! A little young, admittedly, but promising at least! Sources tell THR that the studio is making deals with Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan and Jamie Bell to star in the project that reboots MORE

James Franco and Jaden Smith are defending Shia LaBeouf

James Franco and Jaden Smith are defending Shia LaBeouf

If you put a gun to my head and told me to pick the two celebrities most likely to defend Shia LaBeouf's pretentious, self-serving 'performance art,' I'd pick James Franco and Jaden Smith, because ... well, birds of a feather and all that. So of course, here's James Franco defending Shia's 'art' instead of rightfully raking him over the coals for blatant intellectual theft. Via Us Weekly ... "Any artist, regardless of his field, can experience MORE

Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto might be doing it!

Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto

Since breaking off her engagement from Thor's little brother, Miley Cyrus has banged Kellan Lutz and stuffed a random person's underwear in her mouth. Now she seems to have found a happy medium of these two extremes by dating Jared Leto. And yes, I just posited that Jared is the mid-point between Kellan and a stranger's undies. Give it a ponder. Us Weekly reports ... Recently, though, their bond has deepened, a third insider says. "They like MORE

Charlie Sheen got engaged to (former) porn star Brett Rossi

Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi

Because this sort of thing has worked out so well for both parties in the past, Charlie Sheen is engaged for the fourth time to former porn star Brett Rossi. That tiny groan you just heard was the sound of every other porn star in Los Angeles watching as their pay day sails of into the sunset. Three-time divorcee Charlie Sheen is hopping back on the marriage wagon ... this time to former adult star Brett Rossi. Sheen proposed Saturday morning MORE

Jerry O’Connell trolls Shia LaBeouf’s stupid art show

Jerry O'Connell

So apparently, Shia LaBeouf's rip-off of Marina Abramović is actually doing well in Los Angeles, mostly because there are a ton of people who want to watch him squirm. Of course, this is all a part of his plan because people are paying attention to him and have forgotten this all started because he plagiarized an entire graphic novel from Daniel Clowes, so I guess the art world is really just full of idiots. But thankfully, Jerry O'Connell MORE

Channing Tatum: Inspired by Matthew McConaughey’s bust!

Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum

Eh? EH?! See what I did there? With bust, and the double entendre meaning boobs and ... look, what do you want from me? It's Monday. Fine, not my best work but you can't go wrong with hotties Channing Tatum or Matthew McConaughey. Ok, now I'll just shut up until the first trailer for Magic Mike 2 (which is apparently already in development) comes out. PHOTO | INSTAGRAM MORE

Shia LaBeouf brought his stupid art schtick to Berlin

Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf was at the Berlin Film Festival over the weekend to promote Lars von Trier's latest film Nymphomaniac, even though he's "retired" and "not famous anymore." A fact he promoted pretty heavily by wearing a paper bag with the words "I am not famous anymore" over his head (pictured above), because he has the subtlety of diarrhea. Anyway, afterwards he sat down for a press conference for about thirty seconds before he plagiarized someone MORE

Charlie Sheen loves / hates Ashton Kutcher!

Charlie Sheen

It's been years, literally years, since Charlie Sheen left Two And A Half Men and was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. And if his Twitter feed is to be believed, he hasn't really let that one go. Or maybe he has? Honestly, by the looks of his tweets, he goes back and forth on it a MORE

Matt Damon talks about “MATT! DAMON!”

Matt Damon

Matt Damon is an Oscar-winning actor and writer who does a ton for humanitarian efforts and charities across the world. He was also the one really dim looking puppet in 2004's Team America: World Police. I can't even be mad at that, because that was just SO funny. Anyway, Damon's currently doing an AMA at the time of writing, and naturally the first question he was asked was how that all came to be and how he feels about it. His answer, via MORE

For his next trick, Shia LaBeouf will rip off Marina Abramović

Shia LaBeouf

Thus far, Shia LaBeouf got caught plagiarizing, and instead of apologizing, he tried to turn it into performance art. Because what better way to give a big middle finger to writers everywhere than to tell them that stealing their work is "art". Anyway, now Shia is trying to sell a performance art piece to museums in Los Angeles that would feature him (or someone pretending to be him) being humiliated by the audience. The blockquote from The MORE

Shia LaBeouf: The “plagiarism” thing was performance art

Shia LaBeouf

Another day, another round of Shia LaBeouf trying to bullsh!t everyone into thinking his plagiarism was all just performance art, so that he won't get sued straight to hell. Anyway, here he is trying to convince everyone on Twitter that his stealing part and parcel from Daniel Clowes was him commenting on culture, and we'll get to why that's a lie after the blockquote. Via HuffPo ... "Performance art has been a way of appealing directly to a MORE