Leonardo DiCaprio has no love for the Kardashians

Leonardo DiCaprio

Keeping Up With The Kardashians may be the kind of unkillable cultural fixture that will some day shame us as we try to describe what a Kim Kardashian was, but if there's one silver lining, it's knowing that actual celebrities hate it as much as we do. Which brings us to our next story, which involves Keeping Up With The Kardashians trying to get Leonardo DiCaprio on the show, only to be turned down. Oh, and also the same thing happened with MORE

Brad Pitt got punched by a “prankster”

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt was on the red carpet for his wife Angelina Jolie's new movie, Maleficent (which my boyfriend is still dying to see, and we will see it this weekend just so he can calm the eff down) when apparently, he was met by merry prankster Vitalii Sediuk. You know, the merry "prankster" who pulled such "pranks" as diving under America Ferrera's dress, or shoving his face into Leonardo DiCaprio's crotch. You know. "Pranks". Anyway, for his latest MORE

Oh look … it’s Ben Affleck in his Batman costume!

Ben Affleck as Batman

Oh Batman ... I've always had a soft spot for his costume, mostly because (A) he works in black and greys, which is my softspot, and (B) the people who design his newer costumes have no problem adding padding in a way that totally brings out his musculature, which is also firmly in my softspot. Anyway, here's Ben Affleck wearing the costume's latest incarnation (for the sequel to Man of Steel, tentatively called Batman vs. Superman) as tweeted by MORE

Christopher Meloni knows he got that booty

Christopher Meloni

If you've never seen Oz before. Watch it. Watch it now. Because you can see Christopher Meloni's butt in it, and it's ... how to do I put this? Christopher is the Jon Hamm of butts. You know exactly what I'm saying. Anyway, Christopher sat down with Conan O'Brien the other night to discuss the fact that yes, he's fully aware he has the best ass on primetime, and he's perfectly okay with making the most of it. As are we, sir. As are we. MORE

Seth Rogen on Justin Bieber: He’s young, the kid’s a d**k

Seth Rogen

Have I mentioned before that I love Seth Rogen? Oh, I did on that one post about him posing nude for a selfie? Yes, that's right. Well, here's another reason to love him: To promote his new movie, Neighbors, he sat down with Howard Stern and talked about meeting Justin Bieber. And surprise! He hates Justin. Via ETOnline ... "So I went outside to meet him and he was acting like I asked to meet him! It was very nonchalant, 'Yo man. Sup,' and I'm MORE

James Franco still denies he slept with Lindsay Lohan

James Franco

Hey, remember that one time Lindsay Lohan wrote down the names of everyone she's ever slept with, and then it ended up in the hands of In Touch magazine because she's an idiot? Well, James Franco remembers, since he was one of the names on the list. And he is not having it. According to Page Six, he's still telling anyone who will listen -- specifically, Howard Stern -- that he never, ever, ever slept with Lindsay. Okay, maybe they kissed, but MORE

George Clooney got engaged! WHAT?!

George Clooney

No, seriously, WHAT HAPPENED? George Clooney? Engaged to accomplished lawyer Amal Alamuddin? I know this is a blog, so you can't actually see me right now, but there are currently sparks shooting out of my head as I scream "ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE!" "The barristers and staff of Doughty Street Chambers offer their best wishes and congratulations to Ms. Amal Alamuddin, a member of Chambers, and Mr. George Clooney on their engagement to be MORE

Damien from ‘Mean Girls’ comes out, talks the canceled reunion

Daniel Franzese

So right now, TooFab is running a story about Daniel Franzese (Damien in Mean Girls) talking about having to hide his sexuality after playing a gay teen. Actually, you should check out his RuPaul Drives segment, because you can kinda see him talk about what he's up to now, and he's just so cute and bearish. Anyway, here's Daniel coming out ... "I'm happy to be free and honest with myself and my fans," he tells TooFab of his decision to come MORE

Jon Hamm called Justin Bieber a sh**head!

Jon Hamm

Yes, we all know what the word in that title is (hint: it rhymes with "hithead") but we can't be putting swears all up in our post titles because we're a good wholesome blog. And also we're on Google news I think and they don't take kindly to that. No ma'am. Anyway, Mad Men star Jon Hamm is on the latest cover of Men's Fitness magazine, although he's wearing a shirt for some reason. In the cover story, Jon talks about being in Hollywood and MORE

Paul Walker’s brothers will help finish ‘Fast & Furious 7′

Paul Walker

For a while after Paul Walker's untimely and tragic death, there was a lot of talk about who, if anyone, would replace him. It got to the point where even Justin Bieber was being considered, despite the fact that he needs to be in a car seat just so someone can drive him to Gymboree. Thankfully, they finally came to their senses and decided to use Paul's brothers for the rest of the filming. "We have resumed shooting and now welcome Paul's MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio … the world’s greatest dancer?

Leonardo DiCaprio

Real talk right now: I will fully admit to being a terrible dancer. Just absolutely the worst. On the plus side, I'm a gay man with no rhythm or dancing ability, so yay for breaking stereotypes! Anyway, I say that because here's the video of Leonardo DiCaprio dancing at Coachella, and you know what? Good for him. It's not the most elegant footwork in the world, but you can't deny the fact that he looks like he's having an absolute ball. F*ck what MORE

They’re making another Karate Kid movie with Jaden Smith?

Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan | The Karate Kid 2

If After Earth should have taught Will Smith anything, it's that the American movie-going audience just isn't that into Jaden Smith, no matter how much money he spends buying his son a film career. It also should have taught Jaden that 14-year-olds are not the wizened philosophers he thinks they are, but that's beside the point. The point is, Jaden is going to give this acting thing another try with a second Karate Kid movie, so you can all look MORE

Seth Rogen gets naked for his ‘artful’ selfie

Seth Rogen

Total honesty time: I've always had a bit of a thing for funny guy Seth Rogen. He's super adorable! He's like a cross between a bear and a puppy. I'm just saying, not every guy needs an eight-pack and a wax job to be hot. Anyway, because it's Friday night and I'm in a very generous mood, here's Seth's naked 'selfie' which he posted on Twitter. The 'photo' either has a black and white filter added or it's a still life drawing. And oh look, you get MORE

James Franco likes ‘em young, apparently

James Franco

J Despite the fact that it's April 3rd (which reminds me OH SH!T it's my younger brother's birthday, I should call him) we're still in that buffer area of stories that could potentially be fake because April Fool's is a stupid fake holiday for buttholes. So take this one with a grain of salt. With that in mind, Gawker is reporting that James Franco reportedly hit on a seventeen-year-old girl over social media, hoooooo boy, does he come across MORE