The ‘Deadpool’ test footage is here!

Deadpool

Because the internet really, really, really likes Deadpool (like, more than a friend ...) the test footage for the new Deadpool movie was leaked towards the end of Comic-Con earlier this week featuring Ryan Reynolds as the Marvel character. Now before you get all hyped up, internet nerds, just remember what happened last time Hollywood threw us a bone: It was when they released Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Oh, you fawned over it for months, and MORE

GLORIOUS: Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber!

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr

Deep down, I think we all knew that at some point the rich and famous would get just as tired of Justin Bieber as the rest of us and one hero would rise above the masses to strike him down. The real question was who? Who would it be? Dawyne Johnson? Michelle Rodriguez? Someone else with massive, muscular arms made for punching? No, the real answer was Orlando Bloom. Legolas was the world's hero last night when he reportedly took a swing at Justin MORE

Na na na na na na na na BATFFLECK!

Ben Affleck as Batman

God I hope I'm the only person to think of that title. Probably not? Dammit. Anyway, director Zack Snyder tweeted another picture of Ben Affleck as Batman yesterday afternoon (here's the first picture we saw a few months ago), and while my boyfriend and I discuss whether not Affleck is capable of the role (our argument is basically us just yelling "GIGLI!" "THE TOWN!" "GIGLI!" "THE TOWN!" back and forth at each other for an hour) feel free to MORE

Chris Pratt shows off his french braiding skills

Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt has been pretty open about his love of french braiding for a while now, and during an interview with Entertainment Tonight, showed them off with the help of one of their interns. And they say internship is an unfair market ... Mom: Hi there honey, how was work? Intern: I got french-braided by Chris Pratt's abs! Mom: Oh that's nice! Did you get paid? Intern: (Stone silence.) I don't know why I did two scenes with interns MORE

Now for Something Totally Different: 90′s The Rock

Dwayne Johnson

I've already talked about how Kim Kardashian somehow made $85 Million off of an app because casual gamers have garbage taste, so how about something to lighten the mood? Here's Dwayne Johnson, back in the 90's when he was still The Rock. Only somehow, this was before even that, when The Rock was a struggling female comedian. And you know what? 10/10 would do. You kind of have to grade on a curve when it comes to the 90's, and I mean really. The MORE

Joe Manganiello taught Conan O’Brien how to be a stripper

Joe Manganiello and Conan O'Brien

Joe Manganiello really took to his role in Magic Mike, to the point where he actually made a documentary about male strippers, La Bare. Anyway, last night he was on Conan O'Brien's show when he decided to teach Coco the finer points of male stripping. Here's the abridged version: grind, grind, grind, and don't say anything if they tell you that you remind them of their kids. Weird. MORE

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello might be doing it now

Joe Manganiello

It's been a while since Sofia Vergara broke up with her creepy-ass ex-boyfriend Nick Loeb, so now's the point where she's free to rebound and start playing the field. Except when most people rebound, it's with a random we met on Tinder / Grindr / whatever. But when you're famous and hot, you rebound with True Blood hottie Joe Manganiello. Via Page Six ... One source told us that Vergara and Manganiello met at the White House Correspondents’ MORE

James Franco wrote a poem about Heath Ledger

James Franco

I've already talked about this before, but in high school I regularly aced anything and everything to do with poetry because it turns out it's pretty open-ended. You can literally write anything, and as long as it sounds flowery and artistic you'll get a pass on it. It's that easy. Which makes it the perfect venue for James Franco to get all artistic about the late Heath Ledger's life in the spotlight, and by that I mean "rattle off a few movies MORE

Shia LaBeouf chased after a homeless man for food?

Shia LaBeouf

Last Friday, the world heard about the tale of Shia LaBeouf getting hauled out of a Broadway performance of Cabaret, which I couldn't get to because of World Pride. Seriously, I've been working non-stop because of World Pride to the point where my legs gave out on the street yesterday and I accidentally fell onto my partner. But they had pulled brisket sandwiches and ribs, so not a bad trade-off. Anyway, turns out there was more to Shia's MORE

N. Korea threatens war over James Franco & Seth Rogen’s film

James Franco and Seth Rogen

If you haven't heard about James Franco and Seth Rogen's new movie, The Interview (due out October 10th), here's a quick synopsis: James and Seth play morning talk show hosts who score an interview with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, and are then contacted by the CIA to assassinate him. Throw in some weed jokes, release it late in the summer, watch the movie make thousands of dollars from stoner college students and teenagers with fake IDs. MORE

See NPH’s face-humping performance at the Tony Awards

Neil Patrick HArris

In case you haven't heard, the 2014 Tony Awards were last night honoring the best of Broadway, and just like the Oscars, a bunch of critically-acclaimed shows you didn't see won. Anyway, the big winners last night were Audra McDonald, the revivals of A Raisin In The Sun and Hedwig and the Angry Inch, plus the musical A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder and the play All The Way. Which brings me to this rousing drag performance by Neil Patrick MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio has no love for the Kardashians

Leonardo DiCaprio

Keeping Up With The Kardashians may be the kind of unkillable cultural fixture that will some day shame us as we try to describe what a Kim Kardashian was, but if there's one silver lining, it's knowing that actual celebrities hate it as much as we do. Which brings us to our next story, which involves Keeping Up With The Kardashians trying to get Leonardo DiCaprio on the show, only to be turned down. Oh, and also the same thing happened with MORE

Brad Pitt got punched by a “prankster”

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt was on the red carpet for his wife Angelina Jolie's new movie, Maleficent (which my boyfriend is still dying to see, and we will see it this weekend just so he can calm the eff down) when apparently, he was met by merry prankster Vitalii Sediuk. You know, the merry "prankster" who pulled such "pranks" as diving under America Ferrera's dress, or shoving his face into Leonardo DiCaprio's crotch. You know. "Pranks". Anyway, for his latest MORE

Oh look … it’s Ben Affleck in his Batman costume!

Ben Affleck as Batman

Oh Batman ... I've always had a soft spot for his costume, mostly because (A) he works in black and greys, which is my softspot, and (B) the people who design his newer costumes have no problem adding padding in a way that totally brings out his musculature, which is also firmly in my softspot. Anyway, here's Ben Affleck wearing the costume's latest incarnation (for the sequel to Man of Steel, tentatively called Batman vs. Superman) as tweeted by MORE