Will Smith keeps his pimp-hand strong

Generally speaking, it is ill-advised to get to first base with people you’re trying to interview. Unless you’re from Europe, where I’m pretty sure it’s impolite not to slip your interviewee some tongue in between questions like “what’s it like to work with Tommy Lee Jones?” Anyway, one reporter got a little too close for comfort while interviewing Will Smith about Men in Black 3, and proceeded to get a taste of the back of Will’s hand, which I’m just going to assume tastes like cocoa butter and cash. Granted, it was only a kiss on the cheek, I highly doubt that warrants a full-on bitch slap, but still, it’s a Friday and things are quiet and watching famous people slap random passers by is the reason why we have an internet. That and cats.

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Michael Fassbender does GQ

Oh gosh, I love me some Michael Fassbender (just like my friends over at Cele|bitchy), the Irish / German hottie is featured on the June 2012 cover of GQ magazine. There’s something so damn sexy about him, I seriously can’t wait to see him in the upcoming Ridley Scott film Prometheus! Check out Mr. Fassbender below and make sure to head to the magazine’s website for even more hotness!

After two decades of obscurity, all it took was a few choice roles for Michael Fassbender to get noticed—a Nazi infiltrator here, an X-Men villain there, plus one unforgettable turn in Shame that made him a full-frontal phenomenon. Fassbender’s rapid rise to fame will continue this June with the release of Ridley Scott’s new film, Prometheus. He reveals to GQ correspondent Chris Heath his modest yet dedicated approach to his craft: “I was pretty average at most things. I was just looking for something that I could relate to and perhaps excel in myself.” And while his on-screen presence is one worth marveling at, even Fassbender himself recognizes how sexualized his image has become. Thankfully, he does not try to combat his association with his Shame character, and he embraces this persona for a sex-charged GQ photo shoot.

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Exclusive Interview: Prometheus’ Logan Marshall-Green

Logan Marshall-Green

You’ve already watched him capture audiences as a central character on TV shows like 24, Dark Blue and the teen phenomenon of yesteryear, The O.C. You watched him lead revolutionaries in Julie Taymor’s big screen Beatles musical, Across The Universe. You saw him struggling to survive while trapped in an elevator with supernatural forces in M. Night Shyamalan’s thriller, Devil. But as one of the stars of the upcoming summer blockbuster Prometheus, Logan Marshall-Green is ready to kick his career to the next level and become a household name.

From director Ridley Scott (the visionary filmmaker behind such contemporary classics as Alien, Blade Runner and Gladiator), Prometheus is without question one of the most eagerly anticipated motion pictures of the year. And while much about the film has been kept under tight lock, audiences won’t have to hold their breaths much longer to experience this cerebral science-fiction adventure of what looks like monumental proportions.

Also starring Charlize Theron, Michael Fassbender, Guy Pearce and the original Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Noomi Rapace, Prometheus hits theaters on June 8th. Gearing up for the film’s release, I chatted with Marshall-Green about working with Scott, the roles of religion vs. science in the film, how the movie will impact the science-fiction genre, the already rumored sequel, and more.

ALEX NAGORSKI: Have you seen Prometheus yet? What were your first reactions coming out of it?

LOGAN MARSHALL-GREEN: I haven’t seen the whole movie yet. I’ve only seen snippets here and there.

AN: What was your favorite sci-fi movie growing up?

LMG: I loved Alien and Aliens. I would say both of those movies were my favorites.

AN: So as a fan of both of those films, what is your response to the flood of rumors that Prometheus is interconnected with the Alien franchise?

LMG: If it is, cool. If it’s not, cool (laughs). It’s a win, win situation for me, which is great because I love the original. And if they’re not connected, it’s great too because it makes Prometheus the original. I don’t care how people look at the movie as long as people look at it.

AN: Prometheus is a film thirty years in the making. Why do you think now is the right time for it to finally be released?

LMG: Because Ridley Scott has an impeccable sense of timing.

AN: How did you physically and mentally train for the role of Charlie Holloway?

LMG: Physically, I got into a plane, flew to London and that was pretty much my training. Mentally, I think it was just about juggling the incredible amount of stimulus that you get walking onto set. I mean, I got to go to work dressed in a spacesuit! And really, being an actor, a character and a fan all at once is very enthralling.

AN: What was the best piece of direction Ridley Scott gave you on set?

LMG: I don’t think there’s a specific direction that stuck with me but what I often think about was his trust in myself and everyone to go big. To make big, real choices. And he would waltz you back in if need be. But for me, I loved his sense of play and his trust in everyone to do their jobs – especially in the acting department.

AN: There’s so much hype surrounding Prometheus that the film already has a bit of a cult following, even though it hasn’t even been released yet. As an actor, how does that type of pressure impact your creative process?

LMG: It doesn’t impact it at all. I’m certainly not thinking about the hype that others will attach to the movie when I’m doing my job. It’s all about what’s happening in front of me and what’s happening in front of me is a fully built world that makes it very easy to settle into and act in. I don’t think anyone during the making of the movie – and I think I speak for the entire cast and crew – was worrying about what people would think going into it. We were just having an absolute blast making it.

AN: Can you talk a little bit about the roles of religion versus science in the film?

LMG: I think the movie strikes a good balance in that argument. There are some characters that represent faith and some characters that represent science and fact. Charlie Halloway is one of them. I certainly think there are going to be a lot of religious groups that are not going to agree with certain philosophies and ideologies that are in the movie, but I don’t think we really care. The world that Ridley created is a religion in itself and I think in many ways, it’s even bigger than religion (laughs). Let’s just say, I think more people will go to our church.

AN: With a title like Prometheus, the film seems to have an obvious root in Greek mythology. What parallels does the movie have with the original myth of the same name?

LMG: Well as most people know, Prometheus was the god who gave humans fire and sewed in them the seed of hope. If there’s a context with God, that’s what we’re looking for. But I don’t think you should read too much into the parallels of the mythology of the name “Prometheus.” Really, it’s just the name of the ship and the story of that ship and the crew that’s on it.

AN: Ridley Scott is well known for pushing the boundaries of sci-fi. What type of lasting effects do you think Prometheus will have on the genre?

LMG: I hope it invigorates it. It’s a genre that Ridley built and created. I think he’s just looking to tell a great story. It just so happens that this story is in the genre of science fiction and it just so happens that it’s in a genre that he created. But I hope it pushes movie making beyond classifying what genre a film is in. It’s shot, composed and articulated fully in 3D. It’s realized in 3D. We’re not trying to just make another 3D movie. We’re trying to create a 3D experience that hasn’t been had yet. For me, it’s more about inhabiting a movie and not having a movie thrust upon you, which I think many 3D movies do. A lot of 3D movies, by the way, are just cut later on into 3D. They’re not shot in 3D.

AN: So given that Prometheus is the first 3D movie you’ve been in, how different was the process of shooting the film compared to what you’re used to?

LMG: I’ve always acted in 3D so I didn’t do anything differently. There were a couple cameras that were a lot different and technical aspects that needed to be taken care of – which I’m sure seem tedious after four months, but they have to be done if the movie’s going to look good. But in terms of the acting department, we’ve always been in 3D (laughs).

AN: I imagine that working on such a vast and detailed set provided for lots of opportunities for the cast and crew to play some fun pranks on one another. Did you and/or any of your fellow actors take advantage of this during filming?

LMG: No, Ridley did all that. He’s known to get real, organic reactions out of his actors and he did it again in this piece. I won’t tell you exactly how but you’ll see. And I think you’ll agree that the reactions you see on screen are pretty real. But yeah, if anyone was a prankster, it was Ridley.

AN: There have already been rumors about a Prometheus 2. If you were offered to reprise your role in the sequel, would you accept?

LMG: Yeah, of course. If Ridley says jump, I’ll always say, “how high?” It would be an interesting sequel for my character (laughs). Nonetheless, yeah, I would.

AN: What was the moment you made the decision to commit to being an actor? Was it a specific performance by another actor or was it something else?

LMG: It was probably one of Anthony Sher’s performances of Cyrano de Bergerac at the Royal Shakespeare Company. There was a specific moment in that performance that I won’t get into but it made me understand live performance and stagecraft in a way that made me want to pursue it for the rest of my life. That’s when I knew that I wanted to be a stage actor. I can’t tell you when I wanted to be a TV or film actor. I consider it all kind of the same because you use so many of the same tools. Also, growing up, musicians like Mike Patton set the foundation for me to want to be on stage and to want to govern emotion and laughter every night. And that’s why I do so much theater.

AN: As an actor who works both on stage and on screen, what do you find to be the biggest fundamental differences between these mediums?

LMG: One’s live and one isn’t. One allows for there to be mistakes and one erases them. For me, the mistakes are what make great actors. It’s not about whether they make them or not. The great actors are the ones who pick themselves up and work on their form. And they do that in front of a live audience.

AN: Do you have any theater work lined up in the near future?

LMG: I’m not sure. There are a couple things buzzing, but nothing that I could tell you for sure. But I try to always stay somewhat around the orbit of the New York theater scene.

AN: If you were personally attacked by an alien species, what would be your warfare tactic of choice to fend them off?

LMG: I mean, I think I would absolutely go down like Hudson. I think everybody would go down like Hudson. I think I’d want to go down with a couple of great lines like, “you want some of this?” If I’m going down, I’m going down like Hudson. Know that.

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Ashton Kutcher and Popchips caused controversy!

Because apparently, racists really enjoy the taste of mediocre chips, the people at Popchips decided it would be a great idea if they got together with Ashton Kutcher and create a racist caricature of Indian people by making them all look like creepy weirdos. Guess who doesn’t like that?

Here’s the thing: I’m firmly of the belief that nothing is off the table when it comes to comedy. That being said, if you’re going to make a joke that might be edgy, it needs to be grounded in intelligence, and it needs to be funny. Ashton in brown face paint with a crappy Indian accent making fun of stereotypes? Not funny. Not smart. But then again, neither is Ashton, so this really isn’t much of a surprise at all.

UPDATE: A Popchips representative issued this statement: The new popchips worldwide dating parody featuring four characters was created to provoke a few laughs and was never intended to stereotype or offend anyone. At popchips we embrace all types of shapes, flavors and colors, and appreciate all snackers, no matter their race or ethnicity. We hope people can enjoy this in the spirit it was intended.

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Joe Manganiello loves wearing thongs!

Proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that we’re basically the alternate dimension evil twin of every straight, boob-obsessed gossip blogger out there (true story: if you put an evil goatee on that guy who writes The Superficial, we’d be completely identical) here’s a story about Joe Manganiello talking about wearing a thong for Magic Mike. On a sidenote, how do you guys feel about the tagline, “PopBytes: Because where else will you find Joe Manganiello’s nut-hugger?” People reports:

For True Blood‘s Joe Manganiello, playing a stripper for the upcoming movie Magic Mike meant wearing a thong for the first time. “I wore these little thongs that literally go up your butt, and it definitely takes getting used to,” Manganiello, 35, told People at the IWC Schaffhausen watch boutique opening in New York. “It was uncomfortable at first. It sort of felt like a wedgie,” he said, “but once you get into the routine of wearing one, you know what to do and you just do your thing. We all had to suffer a bit for our craft.”

To whoever decided that a movie full of hot famous men in thongs would be a good idea: I owe you everything I have. Thank you good sir or madame.

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Samuel L. Jackson on how to watch ‘The Avengers’

All right, I’m going to be honest with you all here, I don’t know anything about weed. I mean, not like I haven’t tried it, but … I don’t know, it’s just not my thing. But according to Samuel L. Jackson, there’s something called “Hulk Weed” out there, and he thinks you should smoke some before coming to see The Avengers when it comes out on May 4th. Because let’s face it, you’re going to go see The Avengers whether you like it or not. It’s basically every major superhero movie from the past few years crammed into one. You will see it, and there is a distinct possibility that you will do so under the influence of marijuana.

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Mel Gibson to star in ‘Machete Kills’?

Because people just can’t seem to get enough of rage-filled, dangerously unhinged lunatics who scream about how they want to stab their ex-wives while having anal sex with them (I know, that sounds like a joke, but that actually happened). Mel Gibson may be up for a part in director Robert Rodriguez‘s upcoming flick Machete Kills (a sequel to 2010′s Machete). Yes, give Mel Gibson a huge death knife and tell him to go nuts. Nothing could possibly go wrong there. Via Huffington Post:

Gibson and Machete were first associated earlier this month when Deadline reported that Rodriguez was looking to cast the 56-year-old actor in his new film, along with Michelle Williams. No word yet if Williams will participate in this bit of genre madness. “I feel like I really need to get in there and do it,” Rodriguez told THR about directing the film himself (the first Machete was co-directed by Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis due to scheduling issues). “It’s just a lot of fun; it’s a really cool concept, and I think it takes it to another level in a way that’s compelling for me to go and do it myself.”

Once again, why would anyone do this? Why would someone give Mel a machete, then tell him to get as angry as he possibly can? That’s like putting your balls in an alligator’s mouth while insulting the alligator’s mother. “Hey Alligator, don’t my balls taste like your mom’s mouth? HAHA! It’s funny because I banged your Mom last- OH GOSH THIS IS A PAIN WORSE THAN I HAVE EVER FELT.”

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Celebrity Bowling: ‘Mad Men’ vs. Nerdist

What happens when you bring together the cast of a hit televsion show, Play-Doh penises, and bowling? You get the epic deathmatch between the cast of Mad Men (namely Jon Hamm, Vincent Kartheiser, Rich Sommer, and Matt Weiner) to take on the guys over at Nerdist. And also Weird Al was there too, because … Weird Al. Don’t question it. Just accept that Weird Al makes everything better and move on with your life. And there’s also a fun scene where Jon makes a penis out of children’s modelling clay, which should give you enough fuel to keep your spank bank running for a long while.

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Hottie Chris Evans covers Details

Oh my word, how did I miss hottie Chris Evans (30) on the latest cover of Details magazine?! He’s beyond gorgeous, I totally need to go see him as Captain America in The Avengers (the most anticipated movie of the summer) when it opens next month on May 4th! Once you’re done drooling over his unbelievable manly hotness in the sexy pictures below, head over to the magazine’s website for more on Chris.

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Michael Fassbender in ‘Prometheus’: Creepy or hot?

Are you excited for Prometheus? No? Well, welcome to the web, tiny newborn baby! Congratulations on learning to read so quickly, and for accessing this exact page before anything else on the web. Anyway, now that I’ve been sufficiently sarcastic and patronizing, here’s the brand new viral ad for this summer’s blogosphere darling, director Ridley Scott‘s highly-anticipated upcoming science fiction film Prometheus (June 8th), featuring Michael Fassbender‘s android character David establishing himself as the character that will either go haywire and kill all the other protagonists, or sacrifice himself at the end in order to punctuate the theme of humanity. I swear, if I just called the ending, I will shit a brick.

Ridley Scott, director of “Alien” and “Blade Runner,” returns to the genre he helped define. With PROMETHEUS, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.

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