oh lordy ... when i first heard that heidi montag and spencer pratt were writing a book - i assumed it was a big joke but unfortunately it's not ... their book how to get famous is available starting today (please don't all rush out at once to go buy a copy) the two reality TV stars (i like to call 'em idiots) were showing off the book (which of course they didn't write) in their usual hammy self-promotion style while at LAX - even as they went through security ( pointing to the chapter entitled 'the paps are your friends') the sad part is - some poor wannabe out there will probably take this book seriously and use it to plot their way to the top of being famous for doing absolutely nothing! perhaps the easiest path to being famous for nothing these days is the sex tape route? kim kardashian and her entire family have gotten tons of mileage out of her sex tape! even though i can't stand either of these two twits - i'm still watching the hills - it's terrible this season ( lauren conrad please come back) but for some reason i'm not ready to totally let go yet of the train wreck! hopefully this will be the show's last season - yet MTV is going to milk the show for all its worth! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
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hey everyone! i really can't stand anything gosselin related but as i sift through paparazzi pictures on a daily basis looking for content to write about here on popbytes - i started to notice loser jon gosselin is practically always smoking in pictures - more than anyone else (see examples below) of course people like amy winehouse and kate moss suck down cigarettes (along with many other celebs who secretly smoke) but i bet mr. gosselin would take the top prize for being photographed puffing up a storm ... perhaps he has a $ecret deal to continually smoke in public? (he's smoking marlboro lights?) it totally fits into his icky image! i can't wait until we don't have to hear about his fat ass anymore ... he's such a douche bag that i'm actually a member of team kate gosselin! i'm not overly crazy about her but jon's super gross - good luck to his lame girlfriend hailey glassman - she's got a real winner (with eight kids) on her hands! popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo
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good evening! oh i love hottie brody jenner - however i cannot stand the silk suit he was trying to rock out in london last night (silk is best in small doses for guys - ties, hankies etc.) it totally reminds me of those roxbury guys from the now infamous saturday night live skits ( what is love? baby don't hurt me ...) besides his silky smooth suit - i can't stand his dumb ass playmate girlfriend jayde nicole - first off she's really not that cute (hello cat face - just think about what she'll look like at fifty!) secondly she's annoying as all hell - i can't imagine putting up with her for more than thirty seconds - for those of you still watching the hills - you must know what i mean! (i'd rather be stranded on a deserted island with heidi montag and spencer pratt!) i have zero clue on how their relationship has managed to last as long as it has but i definitely can't see them tying the knot anytime soon yet only time will tell what will happen! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
PS if you're reading this and happen to own a silk suit - burn it please!
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hey kids! i've been trying to take it easy all day long - for some reason i feel a little under the weather ... i need to rest up because tomorrow i'm shooting a TV pilot! i'll be one of the guest bloggers they're having on a new show called 'gossip queens' (as well as my pals carrie from celebrity smack and sasha from evil beet!) hopefully this show will eventually make it on the air - fingers crossed - i'll be sure to let you guys know how it goes! anyways i can never pass up a train wreck and these pictures of greasy billionaire badboy brandon davis definitely qualify ... he was spotted leaving a club last night in west hollywood - sweating profusely like a pig through his shirt - plus his jeans had a big wet spot - how freakin' gross! you'll probably remember he was the loser who coined lindsay lohan's nickname firecrotch ... we should start calling him sweatcrotch! even though he looked like a total spaced out mess - women were still actually following him around - talk about being desperate - he might have a lot of money but just look at him - he gives me chills - not the good ones! a few weeks ago rumors were swirling he was dating/banging wannabe avril lavigne ( who recently split from her hubby deryck whibley - he must have been relieved) i think they'd make the perfect couple - both of those 'josie grossies' annoy me - they deserve each other! popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo
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good evening y'all! hot on the heels of newlyweds khloe kardashian and lamar odom's new matching his & hers tattoos ( initials on their wrists) we've got another celeb showing off some brand new ink - the phrase stars, all we ask for is our right to twinkle surrounded by little stars ... take a guess at who penned this phrase on their arm ... find out who it belongs to after the jump ... GO!
good morning! i present to you what gossip girl star taylor momsen (age 16) could look like in a few decades if she doesn't watch herself ... find out her possible destiny ... after the jump - GO!
good evening! sadly somewhere a peacock is crying ... i came across these pictures of 'glamour model' katie price (aka jordan) out in london and all i could think was ... oh my word! she's way out of control - her boobs were totally about to bust loose at any second (correct me if i'm wrong but i do remember her getting a breast reduction not too long ago ... if those are reduced - i can't imagine how they were before!) i'm glad she's not married to cutie peter andre anymore - he can do way better than ms. price! everything about her outfit is wrong ... from top to bottom ... oh those cobalt shoes! and what the hell is she wearing on her wrists?!? she's defintely giving england's finest rose jodie marsh a run for her money in the class department! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
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hey hey! i need to balance out the male cuties i posted on yesterday ( taylor lautner and cory monteith) with some female sexiness ... and who better to provide us with that than the lovely dita von teese? she is hands down on of the most beautiful gals today! a few months ago i caught her sexy burlesque act (with my pal busy bee blogger) and girlfriend put on a fantastic show - i just love her whole vintage retro glamour vibe - she always manages to look impeccable! have a look at photos of dita below - snapped the other day over in paris during a photo shoot for harper's bazaar ... hello gorgeous! (i adore the lady of guadalupe dress she's wearing) popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
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hey hey! here's pictures of kim kardashian showing off her best asset - her big ass - while signing autographs before appearing on the late show with david letterman! no matter what you think about her - you must admit she's cute! everyone's been talking about her sister khloe kardashian's recent (reality TV) marriage to lamar odom but that's old news now ... tonight word broke of a sketchy extortion plot - someone was trying to get mr. letterman to fork over $2 million bucks - or they would reveal details of numerous sexual trysts with his female staffers (he even talked about it on the show tonight - watch the video) i wonder if this all took place before or after he married his long-time girlfriend regina lasko? gosh - this is quite a scandal! i watched the show last night to catch dave's interview with madonna - depending on what happens in the future - maybe they'll both finally be single together! (which they actually joked about!) popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo
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good evening! i'm sure by now everyone knows new york socialite jocelyn wildenstein - she's been the poster child for plastic surgery gone (seriously) wrong for years now! i remember her from back in my NYC days - she's probably a very nice lady (and super wealthy) but she is really scary looking - ms. wildenstein makes funny lady joan rivers look totally normal - i don't know if she intended to look like a cat but that's how she appears! girlfriend is here in LA - she was out at madeo with her boyfriend fashion designer lloyd klein last night ... can you imagine making out with her? i'm all for a little nip/tuck when it's subtle ( like demi moore) but this is simply out of control - sadly i doubt she can reverse the damage - i wonder how much all of her surgery cost? whatever doctor continued to work on her cat-like appearance should be ashamed of themselves! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
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good evening! so last night i did have a blast at the sunset strip social held at the roxy and although i only had three drinks (margaritas with patron) when i woke up this morning i thought i was going to die - i felt awful! so i slept until about 2pm (how embarrassing) and then moved to the couch - luckily i'm starting to feel a little better but i still have a headache - major ugh - i totally am not drinking for a while! anyways below i've got pictures of britain's got talent contestant susan boyle who went from being virtually unknown to a world-wide sensation - she arrived in los angeles and is getting ready for her first performance here in the states on the season finale of america's got talent this coming wednesday - i've been watching the show on and off but i think i'll have to tune in to see ms. boyle bring the house down! hopefully she'll manage to keep herself together - she was already swarmed by a ton of fans and paparazzi at the airport! although her debut album is still a few months away from being released (nov. 24th) it's been racking up load of pre-sales on amazon.com! i'm totally happy for her but i wonder how long the boyle craze will last? popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
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good morning! for awhile it seemed like heidi montag and spencer pratt were missing in action (after all that jungle drama) but unfortunately those two twits are back - parading ms. montag's new playboy magazine cover all over town - showing it to anyone who will look at it (and snap their picture) in the words of my darling valerie cherish - i don't need to see that! besides 'sexy' pictures of ms. montag almost naked (she had a 'no nipples, no vagina, no ass' clause in effect) there's also an interview in which she shares way too much information about the couple's sex life (including gross tidbits like how she manages to have 20-30 orgasms a day ... how does she find the time?) i wish those two idiots would finally buzz off and leave us alone but they're just warming up ... don't forget a new season of the hills is coming up on september 29th (sans lauren conrad) of course i'll be tuning in - i can never pass up watching a train wreck! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
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UPDATE! oh my word - just a few minutes ago donald trump decided to keep carrie prejean on as miss california - major ugh! did he even see these new totally topless pictures?!? (there's photos from the lame press conference below)
well well well - if those semi-nude pictures leaked from thedirty.com weren't enough to strip miss california aka carrie prejean of her title - i think these newly discovered topless photos (courtesy of TMZ) taken of carrie just last year will definitely provide enough evidence for donald trump to do what needs to be done ( check out the full set of topless pictures) he's deciding later on today whether or not to have her step down - i think it's pretty clear what's going to happen - girlfriend is going to lose her california crown - ha! she obviously lied about the existence of these photos - i can't wait to see the look on her dumb face when they wave goodbye to her - ms. prejean has helped to dig her own grave - and has NO ONE else to blame but herself! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
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oh my gosh - leave it to heidi montag (or shall i call her heidi pratt now?) and her new hubby spencer pratt to ruin a classic disney movie - i don't think i can ever watch lady and the tramp again without seeing these two sharing a single strand of spaghetti flash in my head - ugh! the newlyweds were out having lunch in beverly hills today being their usual annoying selves - sharing their meal and drink - and of course making out for the paparazzi like they always do - and mrs. pratt couldn't help showing her new wedding ring! oh lordy - these two better stay married - if they get divorced within the next year or so - they'll be the laughing stock of the town after going on and on how perfect they are together - and heidi claiming it's real love, and we will be married forever and ever and ever! let's see if they're able to beat the overwhelming odds stacked in favor of failure when it comes to marriages formulated in hollywood (actually this marriage was made on faux reality television but you know what i mean) popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
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good evening! over the weekend i was standing in line at the grocery store when i came across the latest issue of ¡hola! magazine (it's in spanish) featuring an exclusive photo shoot of mother & daughter team ivana (60) and ivanka trump - who both look great (if you're into statues) but oh my gosh the former mrs. trump's stiff face is tighter than a baby's bottom - i guess at least she's not on the same level as jocelyn wildenstein - not yet anyways! (and of course a bit of photoshop retouching helps to smooth out those rough czechoslovakian edges)
although i always say i don't care to watch the apprentice because i think donald trump is totally lame yet somehow i ended up getting wrapped up in this season's 'celebrity' version (ivanka helps out dad donald on the show) i'm hoping my darling joan rivers can go all the way to the end - right now it's down to the final four ... i just hope poker lady annie duke doesn't win - she's highly annoying and so full of herself! (if joan doesn't win - i hope jesse james does) check out pictures from the magazine below (which you can't find anywhere else online) the spread screams 'don't screw with us - we're two rich bitches and we'll get you!' i don't have anything against either of 'em but i definitely don't get a warm & fuzzy feelings from the two! popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo
hey everyone! i sure do know a lot about grocery shopping - i'm one of those people who goes almost everyday since i never seem to plan ahead (and i like fresh bread) but i've never seen anyone out shopping for groceries quite as glamorous as the lovely & flawless dita von teese (international burlesque star, model and ex-wife of marilyn manson) no matter what she's doing (follow her on twitter) girlfriend always looks completely impeccable from head to toe - just check out her shoes - they're awesome - and i don't even notice what women have on their feet most of the time! i love how wherever she goes - ms. von teese manages to spread a little old-time glamour - something hollywood can for sure use these days! popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo
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oh lordy ... heaven help us now! we knew it was going to happen but i still can't believe heidi montag really married spencer pratt - check out the pictures below of the happy couple leaving the pasadena church where they tied the knot! earlier this afternoon i was shopping at costco over in glendale (on my way there i spotted grey's anatomy star TR knight and his cute boyfriend mark cornelson getting into their black prius in atwater village) and i looked up and saw sky writing that said 'heidi loves spencer' - right around 4pm - just shortly before they got hitched! at first i couldn't make out what it said - and then when i realized what the clouds spelled - i was like "OH MY GOSH - oh no spencer didn't!" there were over 200 guests in attendance - including heidi's former best friend lauren conrad (along w/ brody
jenner, audrina patridge, and lo bosworth) i guess girlfriend decided to give the couple her blessing in the end - although i don't care for 'em at all - i suppose i'll try to be nice and wish speidi the best of luck (yet i can't help wondering how long it will be before they get divorced?) we'll be able to watch (and gag over) the festivities later on this season of the hills! popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo
PS i can't believe i had to post about speidi's wedding - and bea arthur passing away on the same day - two totally sad and depressing topics for extremely different reasons!
"MTV wishes Heidi and Spencer the best and can't wait to share their wedding with The Hills fans later this season." - MTV Spokesperson
"Today Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt joined hands in marriage during an afternoon ceremony at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, CA. Dr. Twining F. Campbell served as pastor in front of 200 family and friends. Afterwards, the newlywed couple enjoyed an intimate reception at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA." - Rick Rhodes, Heidi and Spencer's rep
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good evening everyone! who else watched the hills last night? i can't seem to turn away from the faux drama but i definitely think the show has run its course - if lauren conrad isn't part of the show anymore - MTV needs to end the show - and perhaps do a spin-off focusing on some of the other characters (dare i say heidi montag and spencer pratt - they're highly annoying but oddly entertaining) at the heart of it all - it's all about LC - and without her - i can't see the point of dragging it on! as for audrina patridge - i wish she was more interesting (i certainly can't see girlfriend carrying her own reality show) she's quite cute & sexy yet the nickname ceiling eyes is perfect for audrina - however i'm glad she's putting her good looks to use with this brand new ad for PETA featuring her dressed up as an angel - holding her adorable furry friend speedy gonzalez - advocating adopting animals rather than buying 'em - something i am a huge supporter of! there's so many dogs & cats that need a loving home - i just can't see spending thousands of dollars on some purebred pet - like the ad says buying animals means killing animals - so if you're in the market for a furry companion please make sure to visit your local shelters! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
PS oh my word - why am i so attracted to audrina's on & off-again boyfriend justin bobby? he's totally shady and skeevy but for some reason - he drives me wild - it must be the dark hair and those blue eyes - my favorite combination!
During the photo shoot, Audrina told us, "I wanted to get involved with PETA because I've always been passionate about animals, and I think this is a great way to make people and all my fans aware of all the animals that need a home. And a lot of people go to pet stores and breeders to buy their animals, but you should adopt, so go to an animal shelter and rescue a dog."
Audrina knows that choosing to adopt from an animal shelter is the only way to ensure that a loving animal will not be killed because there simply aren't enough good homes. While millions of animals must be killed for want of a good home, greedy breeders churn out millions of animals each year for pet stores to sell. You can help stop the cycle by joining Audrina and promoting animal birth control: always spay and neuter your animal companions and never buy an animal from a pet store or a breeder.
oh my gosh! i was just about to slip into bed (i'm way tired from today's festivities - and i ended up getting too much sun) but i came across these hilariously bad pictures of brooke hogan attempting to make a music video down in florida for her single falling (which will inevitably be horribly cheesy and awful) i swear i'd rather listen to heidi montag's terrible attempts at singing over ms. hogan's any day! (now that's saying a lot) she's just not cut out to be a pop star at all - when will brooke finally get it and just simmer her thick self down? (girlfriend just needs to become a pro wrestler and follow in her dad's footsteps) popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo
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good evening! who else caught the 5th season premiere of the hills the other night? of course i tuned in to see what would happen (and i have this weird crush on justin bobby) but it's so damn fake at this point - it's hard to watch without laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all! the only way to truly enjoy the show is to forget everything that's really going - like on the show right now there's major relationship drama going down between spencer pratt & heidi montag but then when you run into (vomit inducing) pictures like the ones below - you already know they're still together - and it totally ruins the suspense of once burning questions like 'will heidi finally kick spencer to the curb?'
today the couple went on a shopping spree and of course took time out to make out in front of the paparazzi (like they usually do) oh i hope someday ms. montag somehow comes to her senses and ditches her douchebag boyfriend (who everyone in her life can't stand - including former BFF lauren conrad and even heidi's own mother!) as for the show - since ms. conrad is ready to call it quits - this might be its last season - however there's talk the show might carry on without her ( despite lower ratings) heidi sang like a bird when asked about lauren's departure - girlfriend sounds like she's ready to do the hills for the rest of her life! (plus she's still squawking about releasing an album - ugh) even if the show ends - unfortunately i'm sure that won't be the last we'll see of her or spencer (unless someone takes 'em out of the picture - hint hint) popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
" 'The Hills' hasn't even really begun, yet I think this is just the beginning," she told MTV News about Lauren's grand finale, adding, "We don't need her. We'll miss her. I just don't know if we need her."
"I'm not surprised she's leaving. I know she hasn't been wanting to be do this for a while, and [the life she really leads] is not on camera. So I think it's a closing chapter for her. I'm sure she'll have fun and success," she said, adding, "She's gotta leave the dramas to the pros!"
Now that Lauren has already made the decision to leave the show behind, what happens next on "The Hills" is an open question — but Montag definitely wants to be around for it. "I love 'The Hills' and I definitely don't want to go anywhere anytime soon. That's my home and I'm so grateful to be on it, so we'll see." SOURCE
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