Just yesterday, the world learned that Britney Spears was more or less being paid for her The X Factor gig with delicious fried chicken, Doritos, Diet Coke, along with the $15 Million dollar paycheck. Clearly, she’s taking her commitments seriously and upholding her end of the bargain and- oh, wait, scratch that, she walked off the set and didn’t return after someone made the mistake of performing one of her songs and sucking at it. TMZ reports:

Britney Spears walked off the set of X Factor moments ago … and according to several people in the audience, she was upset after a contestant butchered her song, Hold It Against Me. Britney did not come back immediately … and four contestants auditioned in front of the remaining judges … and an empty seat. Someone connected with the show tells us Britney was not upset over the song — and that she “Just took a short break.”

Wait, so no one else saw this one coming? I mean granted, I figured that if she walked off set, it would be because she was chasing a butterfly or following a trail of Cheetos, but still, it was really only a matter of time. “Look ya’ll, I thought that your number was, like, pitchy? And your performance was all over the pla- plastic bag! plastic bag! plastic bag! *Runs out the door*”

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With Britney Spears finally bringing something watchable to The X Factor, it only makes sense that everyone on the show would go out of their way to give her whatever she wants, or else be forced to rely on the star power of (*snickers*) Simon Cowell and Demi Lovato. As you would expect, Britney’s rider is basically a white trash buffet from heaven, because you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you should probably do it soon before the meth lab explodes and – OH SHIT! TOO LATE! Via Contact Music:

The Toxic singer – who has signed a $15 million deal to join the panel of the US version of the show alongside Demi Lovato – has made a number of backstage demands, including six cases of Diet Coke containing 24 cans, which must be replenished every week. She also wants ten snack size bags of Doritos for her and her team a day, twelve vases of magnolia blossoms in her dressing room, ten pieces of chicken and four pints of potato salad every week. According to LOOK magazine, Britney – who is engaged to Jason Trawick – also requires a beauty team which includes a personal manicurist, a facialist and a massage therapist.

Make fun of her all you want, but I am no jokes jealous of her. If I could have all that delivered to my place on a weekly basis (along with a $15 Million dollar paycheck), I would sign the dotted line without even thinking. “What’s this? Something about my first born child? Whatever. TATER SALAD!!!”