good evening y'all! even though it's getting late in the day - happy mother's day to all you lovely moms out there - of course i sent my own mom a nice gift but unfortunately i mailed it out a bit late (ummm...like this past friday) so it won't get there until tomorrow - gosh when it comes to mailing stuff i'm the worst! this weekend american idol's most sensible judge simon cowell took his dear mum julie (who looks like a delightful older lady at around age 83) out to lunch at the ivy on robertson blvd which i should probably do next time my mom makes it out to los angeles (of course my dad is welcome too) i've never been and i'd love to try their famous crab cakes (although the restaurant seems more about having your picture snapped than the food...) as for 'idol' we're now down to the final three - in less than two weeks we'll be voting for the winner - i'm still in camp david cook - nothing can sway me now! i fear david archuleta (who annoys me to no end with his whole 'i'm so sweet' vibe) will probably win the idol title but i'm going to be voting like a fiend for mr. cook! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo

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oh my gosh! kelly osbourne must have been partying it up hardcore earlier tonight at mahiki nightclub (in london) where she had to be escorted out after not being able to stand up straight (that's usually a tell-tale sign to call it a night) upon arriving home via a cab (smart move) she almost fell out of the taxi - stumbled across the street - then walked right into a wall! once she found the actual front door to her place kelly fumbled with the numeric buzzer lock and finally made her way inside - how embarrassing to have that all captured by the paparazzi (thankfully she wasn't with her pal amy winehouse who would have upped the mess factor tenfold) hopefully she was just getting her drink on - we all know she has battled drug addiction in the past and has been claiming sobriety for a while now - she is going to totally wake up in the morning with a fuzzy memory of what happened (along with one hell of a hangover headache) all of a sudden kelly will realize she walked into a wall (possibly prompted by all of the photographic evidence - shots to be added to the osbourne family scrapbook - gosh i miss their reality show) i bet ms. osbourne will be laying low for a bit after this messy evening! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo

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good evening! can i just tell you that i sat in a nightmare of a traffic jam? the good times started out around melrose & highland...to get to hollywood & highland - it took almost an entire hour! that's not a very far distance at all (1.25 miles to be exact) i was losing my mind but thankfully i'm home now! moving on - i've never understood how people can go out of the house looking like they were spray painted orange - for example legendary fashion designer valentino (who's getting up there at age 75) he was spotted out last night in new york city going to dinner at the waverly inn looking way too orange for his own good (the color is uneven and doesn't match his neck, ears, or hands) i know being pale isn't always the best look but this is totally ridiculous - it looks like crap! i'll go to the tanning salon occasionally but i've never done the spray tan nor do i have any plans to give it a try (i'd have to go into hiding if i looked orange like he does) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo

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good evening! over the weekend total hot tranny mess chris crocker (of leave britney alone fame) was spotted out and about on robertson blvd wearing a skimpy neon green lace dress and sporting a message about blogger perez hilton across his chest - i think it's refreshing to finally see someone being honest and not licking his big ass which just about every celebrity in hollywood has done (of course it all comes down to his website's traffic which is crazy insane) even when he talks shit about people - they still seem to love getting all mixed up in his bloggin' bidness! i always tend to err on the side of - if you don't have something nice to say...don't say it at all - hence why you won't see me blogging much about mr. hilton! i actually think mr. crocker sums it up quite nicely...enough said as far as i'm concerned (there's video of chris talking about perez over on celebrity puke) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo

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hey hey! pamela anderson has always been a good friend and alliance of PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals) and while she was in washington DC for the white house correspondents dinner/gala (the very same event that heidi montag pulled out of because her boyfriend spencer pratt wasn't invited...) pam spared a little of her time to protest outside the DHHS (the department of health & human services) yesterday against using animals to test breast implants which might seem a bit ironic coming from ms. anderson - i wonder if there are cruelty free implants? i had no clue animals were used to test boob implants - that's terrible - along with any cosmetic testing...could you imagine working at such a place - how do those people sleep at night? totally not a job for me - i think i'd rather work at a funeral home - if you know me that says a lot! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo (do her nipples look like they're each shooting off in different directions in the picture below or is it just me? maybe pam's t-shirt is too tight...)

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i guess that's what some moms must have been tricked into thinking - as their kids were propped up against heidi montag over at kitson for yet another celebratory launch of her totally useless clothing line heidiwood which doesn't seem to be for young girls unless they're dressing up as hoochies on halloween! if you're a huge fan of the line (and walk the streets) you best snap it up now - i don't see this venture lasting very long - although heidi and boyfriend spencer pratt will be milking it for as long as possible (i still associate the whole notion of 'heidi' with infamous hollywood madam heidi fleiss who once sold clothing under the brand 'heidi wear') i hope everyone is enjoying themselves - tonight i'm catching up on bunch of shows that are all backed up on my tivo! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo

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hey kids! it has been so damn hot here all weekend long - i had to run the air conditioner at home and in the car (which is a rental at the moment - my car's transmission is being rebuilt - oh good times!) just when i bitch about the weather being too cold - then it gets all too hot - i'm one of those people who usually complains one way or another! luckily for wedding addict pamela anderson - she was able to lay out on the deck of her malibu beach house - passing the weekend time 'expanding her mind' with a book that examines 'the corrosive effects of corporate infiltration of the underground' called unmarketable by anne elizabeth moore - perhaps ms. anderson is looking for a way (other than her boobs) to stand out with her upcoming reality show on E! that promises to be an 'artistically rich and visually stunning series' (her kids won't be featured - that's denise richard's reality turf) she's gotta find some kind of hook and/or edge since reality shows are ten cents a dozen as we all know! (it's already being spun as a docu-style series and is tentatively titled pamela) although there's no need to hook me - i'll be tuning in no matter what! when it comes to television most of my pop culture integrity has already been eroded...sadly it will completely vanish once i find myself watching living lohan against my better judgment - i just know it will be the ultimate guilty pleasure train wreck of the summer! popbytes over & out for tonight - tomorrow it's back to the grind - ugh!

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hey hey! it looks like heidi montag is back to her favorite pastime - catching flies with her open mouth! well actually ms. montag along with her douche bag boyfriend spencer pratt were celebrating the launch of her totally unnecessary clothing line heidiwood (for anchor blue) yesterday i was walking through the hollywood/highland courtyard (as i do almost everyday when i make the trek from lunch at my apartment back to work) and they were setting up a runway - most of the events they hold there are pretty freakin' lame - and the unveiling of heidiwood is certainly no exception! i will say the clothes seem just slightly more fun than lauren conrad's totally boring & pricey line of clothes but that's not really saying much! although i really can't stand heidi or spencer at least they keep the hills interesting - otherwise we'd be subjected to more blank & spacey looks from audrina partridge who is such a drip! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

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hey hey! i guess actor joe pesci (65) and model/actress angie everhart (38) are still going strong - i find them to be the ultimate odd couple (i'm sure many of you would agree with me...) yet to each his or her own right? the two were friends for a fairly longtime (7 years) before they took their relationship to the next level and there have been plenty of rumors the couple may actually wed at some point - opposites do seem to attract! when these recent photos of the couple in beverly hills were first published they were initially labeled elle macpherson but the caption was quickly changed to ms. everhart - although she does look a little different - i don't think angie has much makeup on but i'm 99.9% sure it's her! mr. pesci is a great actor and a very funny guy but i definitely can't imagine him doing his 'business' on top of anybody - certainly not his girlfriend but i suppose if they're happy - so am i! popbytes over & out for now!

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good morning everyone! who else caught the hills last night? the show is so damn predictable (of course lauren conrad was going to get a job with BFF whitney port at people's revolution - LC simply couldn't bear being all alone at 'teen vogue' w/ lisa love!) but i totally love it! ms. conrad hit the hollywood scene last night at katsuya (another piece of the bolthouse family) with her pals brody jenner & frankie delgado and girlfriend must have been knocking back some kind of green drink - when she left the photographers caught a glimpse of her tongue gone green (heck it's earth day soon right? she fits right in!) now that MTV has this mega hit of a show on their hands - they're casting for a UK version of the show - which i hope we'll get to see over here as well - but no worries we've still got plenty more of LC and the rest of the gang (including loser spencer pratt who i sometimes find cute...i know that's so wrong!) there will be a fourth season that will kick-off in august - for sure the network is going to squeeze every last drop of faux reality out of 'the hills' it can! as for ms. conrad - next time she goes out she might want to think twice before having a colored drink! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

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