Britney Spears: Done with David Lucado’s cheating ways!

Britney Spears and David Lucado

Coming off of the "BRANGELINA GOT MARRIED!" story, here's one about a massive pop star splitting up with her boyfriend–who messed up in a big way. Britney Spears' (loser) boyfriend David Lucado (where the hell did she find this redneck–just ugh) not only decided to cheat on her, but also taped the whole damn thing. And here's where it gets even worse: Britney's dad Jamie Spears–who still holds a conservatorship (now in its sixth year) over MORE

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

So apparently, after being together for nine years, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made it official a few days ago by getting married. Possibly. Honestly, I don't think there's been any confirmation from the happy couple, but everyone on the internet is saying it's true, so it must be true! Via Us Weekly: Leave it to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to pull off the impossible in Hollywood -- a secret wedding! The high-profile couple somehow managed MORE

Kylie Jenner is the new Kim Kardashian …

Kylie Jenner

Deep down, I think we all knew that Kim Kardashian couldn't last forever (although it feels like it by now). Like oil reserves or helium, we only had a set amount of tolerance for Kim's famewhoring ways, and it was rapidly depleting. Between Kim's fast fading beauty, her dwindling career opportunities and her in general caustic demeanor, eventually we would need to think about expanding outwards to other forms of Kardashian. So lo and behold, MORE

Justin Bieber is comparing himself to Princess Diana?

Justin Bieber

You know what's sad? This morning, I woke up, found two different Justin Bieber stories, and had to debate which one was dumber and ergo more postable. Ultimately, I skipped Justin trying to mess with a guy's cell phone at Dave & Buster's in lieu of writing about how he got rear-ended by a photographer and is now comparing himself to the late Princess Diana. I guess what I'm trying to say is STOP GIVING ME OPTIONS. At least limit yourself to MORE

Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to be Beyoncé’s buddy anymore?

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian (hell, her entire family really) has always struck me as a person who never really progressed mentally, emotionally, or psychologically past high school. Which would explain why a woman well into her thirties would build her entire life and career around the very nebulous idea of being "popular". Because let's be honest: If you're over the age of thirty, and you still spend this much time worrying about other people being aware of MORE

Did Nicki Minaj fake her VMAs wardrobe malfunction?

Nicki Minaj

One of the biggest stories from MTV's VMAs last night, other than "Hey look, Kim Kardashian is still a terrible person!" was Nicki Minaj having herself a wardrobe malfunction after her dress refused to zip and she had to hold the damn thing together for the duration of her performance. In a related story, Nicki wears clothes? Huh–you learn something new every day. Anyway, TMZ is now reporting that the entire thing may have been one big MORE

A PSA for the Kardashians (and others like ‘em!)

Jenners and Kardashians

Hello? Is thing thing on? *Tap tap* Okay good. Now then ... *Clears throat* Get off your f*cking phones. Get off your phones when you're having dinner with friends and family. Get off your phones when you're at a funeral. Get off your phones when you're at work. Get off your phones when you're in a meeting. Get off your phone every time you feel bored. And especially, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, get off your f*cking MORE

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are probably getting divorced

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were a couple I never really understood. Mariah Carey is a singer whose career has spanned 26 years and who is recognized the world over. Nick Cannon was in a movie about high school drum bands, and he'd be lucky to get recognized in a Walgreen's. I don't get it. Well, either way, it looks like they're getting divorced now, and Nick has already been put under a muzzle order. TMZ reports... Nick is barred from MORE

Don’t Miss Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video!

Nicki Minaj "Anaconda"

Every summer, there's always one song that I can single out as "the worst". This year, that honor went to Jason Derulo for "Wiggle," a song that makes me grind my teeth into powder. Jason has always been the king of hooks that annoyed me to no end, but "Wiggle" holds a special place in my heart for having a hook that's simultaneously irritating, childish and lecherous. Patton Oswalt has this great bit about how G-rated filth is infinitely MORE

Kim Kardashian made $404K via ‘charity’

Kim Kardashian

A few of you might remember this, but last year, there was a bit of a thing over Kim Kardashian's charitable inclinations. Namely, that she apparently had none. Kim was auctioning off her stuff on eBay and claiming she was giving the proceeds to charity, when in reality she was really only giving about 10%. As in, not even enough to constitute a decent tip. Anyway, RadarOnline dug a little further and found out that Kim's charitable donations MORE

Oh Justin Bieber, what are you being sued for now?

Justin Bieber

You'd figure that after copping two plea deals in the span of a year (hell, in the span of a month even) Justin Bieber might try and lay low for a while. Maybe take up knitting. Needlepoint perhaps? Except no, because he's now being sued again, this time for allegedly orchestrating the beating of a paparazzi. Normally I'd say "just do you!" but the "you!" in question is fundamentally terrible. Be anyone else. Just do anyone other than you! TMZ MORE

Who wants to smell like Jessica Simpson? (The smell of cash!)

jessica

You know who doesn't get enough credit? Jessica Simpson! Let's be honest, when she actually was a singer, she was competing against Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, and ... that didn't go so well for her. But then she landed a reality TV show where she played dumb, and she somehow managed to turn that around into a massive clothing / shoes / accessories brand that earns her millions upon millions of dollars. Seriously, you probably can't MORE

Taylor Swift has decided to “Shake It Off”

Jessica Simpson

All right, full disclosure: While I will occasionally rag on Taylor Swift for some of her dumber moves, I actually really like most of her music. What? She has a good voice and she knows how to write catchy songs. Yes, as much as I like to buff my indie credibility, I will always have a soft spot for fluffy top forty stuff. That being said, Taylor has a new single out (the first cut from her just announced new album, 1989) called "Shake It Off" MORE

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez will make it work this time?

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Well, this is happening again, so let's say we humor Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez a little, shall we? All right, here goes ... wow, congratulations you guys! It's so great that you were able to fix all the fundamental problems that made having a meaningful relationship work! And now you're together again! Way to go! I just know this time it's going to work, because you're both such mature adults, and you've really taken the time to examine MORE