Michael Fassbender does GQ

Oh gosh, I love me some Michael Fassbender (just like my friends over at Cele|bitchy), the Irish / German hottie is featured on the June 2012 cover of GQ magazine. There’s something so damn sexy about him, I seriously can’t wait to see him in the upcoming Ridley Scott film Prometheus! Check out Mr. Fassbender below and make sure to head to the magazine’s website for even more hotness!

After two decades of obscurity, all it took was a few choice roles for Michael Fassbender to get noticed—a Nazi infiltrator here, an X-Men villain there, plus one unforgettable turn in Shame that made him a full-frontal phenomenon. Fassbender’s rapid rise to fame will continue this June with the release of Ridley Scott’s new film, Prometheus. He reveals to GQ correspondent Chris Heath his modest yet dedicated approach to his craft: “I was pretty average at most things. I was just looking for something that I could relate to and perhaps excel in myself.” And while his on-screen presence is one worth marveling at, even Fassbender himself recognizes how sexualized his image has become. Thankfully, he does not try to combat his association with his Shame character, and he embraces this persona for a sex-charged GQ photo shoot.

Michael Fassbender - GQ Magazine

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Beyoncé is People’s most beautiful woman!

Motherhood is a great way to imbue yourself with a natural beauty. Ladies look at a pregnant woman and see a beautiful, glowing symbol of pride and femininity. Men look at a pregnant woman and see gigantic boobs. It’s a win/win situation, really. Which is probably why Beyoncé was just named People magazine’s most beautiful woman of 2012: because of her tig ol’ bitties maternal beauty.

“I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth,” says People‘s 2012 World’s Most Beautiful Woman. “I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth.” The Crazy in Love singer, 30, and her husband of four years, Jay-Z, 42, have gone gaga for Blue, born Jan. 7 in New York City. “She’s just the cutest thing,” gushes Beyoncé, who croons one-of-a-kind tunes to her daughter and professes to “love” changing diapers.

Oh come on, I don’t care how much you love your kids, no one loves changing diapers. Hell, I love a lot of people. That being said, I would not love removing their undies and finding … you know, stuff in it. It’s possible to love your baby and think the world of him or her without necessarily enjoying seeing their messy business every single day.

Beyoncé - People Magazine

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Hottie Chris Evans covers Details

Oh my word, how did I miss hottie Chris Evans (30) on the latest cover of Details magazine?! He’s beyond gorgeous, I totally need to go see him as Captain America in The Avengers (the most anticipated movie of the summer) when it opens next month on May 4th! Once you’re done drooling over his unbelievable manly hotness in the sexy pictures below, head over to the magazine’s website for more on Chris.

Chris Evans

Chris Evans

Chris Evans

Chris Evans

David Beckham covers Men’s Health

Since it’s a bit gloomy outside today (at least it is in Los Angeles), here’s something to brighten your day … hottie David Beckham on the latest cover of Men’s Health (March 2012) magazine! Isn’t he just the dreamiest thing around? Plus as an added bonus, I’ve posted the sexy commercial for his new H&M underwear line below just in case you missed it when it aired during the Super Bowl!

David Beckham - Men's Health

David Beckham - Men's Health

Lana Del Rey covers Complex!

Despite her record label’s best efforts to keep Born To Die from leaking, Lana Del Rey‘s debut album hit the web this morning, a week before its official release (January 31st). Of course I’m going to be buying it yet I simply had to listen to one of this year’s most anticipated albums, and it has turned out to be a masterpiece! Each song is beautifully crafted, a gorgeous and haunting piece of work that’s bound to top the music charts. Although her performance on Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago was less than stellar, don’t count her out just yet. I don’t think she was quite ready for such a huge television appearance, it should have been put off until she honed her performance skills, however when I saw her here in Los Angeles back in December at the Troubadour, she was actually superb! Yes, she was a bit green and wet behind the ears, but you cannot discount her music on that basis alone, in a few months she’ll be pro. We covered Lana numerous times since August (when her music video for Video Games surfaced), I’m thrilled to finally be listening to her album, and it’s just as good as I expected, girlfriend did not disappoint at all, thankfully it lives up to all the positive hype, so to all the haters, take a few steps back!

Check out Lana gracing the cover of the latest issue of Complex, she’s beyond gorgeous, I seriously love the shot of her with the umbrella! As a devout member of Team Lana, I say long live Lana Del Rey!

Lana Del Rey - Complex Magazine

Forget what you’ve heard and listen to the music. Lana Del Rey is a sweet girl with a radiant voice and maybe a demon or two. Her debut album is called Born to Die, but Lana’s just trying to live. Haters, fall back. READ THE FULL ARTICLE

Lana Del Rey - Complex Magazine

Adorable: Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka

How adorable are Neil Patrick Harris (he’ll always be Doogie Howser, M.D. to me) and David Burtka on the latest cover of OUT magazine? They’re both so damn cute! It’s for the annual love issue which highlights a bunch of gay / lesbian relationships and families. I think Neil and his partner David were totally an ideal choice for the cover, they appear to be a completely solid couple and are also new dads, raising twins! It’s great for younger gays and lesbians to have such positive role models to look up to, and for sure these guys definitely fit the bill. Visit the magazine’s website for more romantic and inspiring tales.

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka - OUT Magazine

OUT magazine’s annual “Love Issue” provides first-person accounts of gay relationships and gay families, an underrepresented segment of the American population. With the “Love Issue,” OUT highlights 26 diverse gay relationships and families to inspire. OUT’s subjects relay their stories in their own words. This year’s “Love Issue” begins with the story of cover stars Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka, who share their personal love story with OUT readers.

“There’s something kinetic about him and his being. He’s classically sexy, yet he’s very much a boy in his energy. It’s a great dynamic,” Harris writes of Burtka. “When I see people who are equally attractive, they tend to seem quiet and kind of Marlboro Man-y, and David’s the antithesis of that. He’s more like Tigger. I’m, in turn, very introspective–the thinker, rather than the doer. I tend to weigh options before making decisions, and David is the polar opposite of that. We’re hyper similar and also incredibly opposite.”

Of Harris, Burtka similarly scribes, “Without him, I can’t breathe. The biggest thing is that he makes me laugh, but he’s also smart. He can do everything. I’m not kidding; I think he’s half robot. He makes me a little more grounded, and I bring out the wild side in him. Don’t get me wrong–we fight. Our fights last five minutes, then we’re over it. And we’re both Gemini–we have a good twin and a bad twin, and the four of us get along really well.”

Burtka, who joined E! News this month as a correspondent, adds, “I don’t want people to think we’re a perfect couple. Nothing’s perfect. A relationship is work and it changes. It’s more good times than bad, but it’s not always good. We have a great recipe for a wonderful relationship, but we don’t want to be the poster boys for gay relationships. We’re not trying to pretend that we are perfect. We’re just trying–in a good, positive, loving way–to life our lives.”

Harris looks forward to the day the two become legally wed. “I’m not the biggest fan of the word ‘partner’: It either means that we run a business together or we’re cowboys,” Harris pens. “‘Boyfriend’ seems fleeting, like maybe we met two weeks ago. I’ve been saying ‘better half’ for as long as I’ve been able to. I think it’s a little self-deprecating and clearly defines that we’re in a relationship, but it would be nice to say ‘my husband.’”

Read the Harris and Burtka’s full story, along with OUT’s other inspiring love stories now.

Michael Fassbender goes shirtless for THR!

I seriously need to go see hottie Michael Fassbender‘s movie Shame (also starring Carey Mulligan), simply to see what George Clooney was commending him for (the golf club between his legs!) at the Golden Globe Awards the other night! Here’s Mr. Fassbender shirtless and sexy on the latest cover of The Hollywood Reporter, for outtakes from the photo shoot, head to the magazine’s website.

Michael Fassbender - The Hollywood Reporter

Kristen Wiig is named GQ’s ‘Bro of the Year’

… And in related news, GQ doesn’t know what a “bro” is. Anyway, after a year where everyone realized that hey, Kristen Wiig is actually hilariously funny, GQ has seen fit to name Kristen their Bro of the Year, and in a write-up for her entry, Jon Hamm revealed what it was like to have pretend sex with his bro on camera. So that happened.

The opening bit in Bridesmaids with all the crazy sexual acrobatics was done on the very last day of shooting. Bounding around in a flesh-colored thong, trying not to sweat all over Kristen while a hundred crew members are literally like, “Can we get this done, please?”—our embarrassment coupled with everyone else’s exhaustion lent that scene a particularly awkward sensibility. But it was inspiring to watch Kristen quarterback the team, be the cheerleader and decision maker, and then get in front of the camera and be hilarious. And surprising. For a lot of comics, there’s a persona they’re not comfortable revealing unless they’re performing.

I could go ahead and say that Kristen is a conventionally hot woman (otherwise, they wouldn’t take a picture of her in bra, panties and heels) and calling a woman your “bro” because she’s funny is the equivalent of taking her foot and ramming it into your ballsack repeatedly yourself, but right now all I can think about is Jon Hamm in a flesh-colored thong. Huminah-huminah-huminah sploosh.

Kristen Wiig

Alexander Skarsgård: OUT’s Swedish invader!

Here’s True Blood hottie Alexander Skarsgård gracing the latest cover of OUT magazine. He’s so damn hot, he’s totally right up there with David Beckham when it comes to the looks department. I love how he tells the magazine, “When you’re bored, just have sex,” I certainly wouldn’t mind being locked away in some Swedish cabin during the winter with Alexander, bored out of our minds, ‘entertaining’ ourselves!

For OUT’s November cover story, True Blood star Alexander Skarsgård chats with filmmaker and fellow Swede Jonas Åkerlund about why Swedes are so liberal regarding their sexuality, the American media’s obsession with nudity, and the how the his progressive HBO series is changing attitudes in the U.S.

Skarsgård recognizes that even True Blood, considered envelope-pushing in America, remains “very tame, by Swedish standards.” He tells OUT “…that always strikes me as weird because parents in the States freak out if their kids see a nipple or a butt cheek, but, at the same time, they’re OK with their kids watching people bash each other’s heads in with baseball bats. In interviews in the U.S. all people want to talk about is nudity…. If it makes sense as a scene, I’ll do it. I don’t even think about it.”

Skarsgård also applauds True Blood creator Alan Ball for challenging America’s attitudes. “Yeah, well, we’ve really come a long way. What’s interesting is when you have a character like Lafayette, who’s black and gay, if you can find someone – some guy who doesn’t know any gay people or black people, who may have all these prejudices – if that guy watches the show and thinks, I really like this character, then you’ve done something pretty good.”

What Skarsgård misses from his homeland, however, is the creative freedoms and what that freedom brings with it. “It’s a combination of a good school system and the long, dark winters. Because that means people sit in their garages and play music for five months because it’s too cold and dark to be outside.” After Åkerlund interjects that the long winters create “boning season,” Skarsgård quickly agrees. “And that’s also why we’re so liberal and so cool with our sexuality – because we f*ck a lot [laughter],” he says. “When you’re bored, just have sex.”

Read the full Skarsgård/Åkerlund interview now.

Alexander Skarsgård - OUT Magazine

Leonardo DiCaprio covers GQ!

Damn! Award-winning actor and environmental activist Leonardo DiCaprio is looking extra hot (channeling James Dean) on the latest cover of GQ magazine (October 2011). This coming November we’ll see Leonardo back up on the silver screen in the biopic J. Edgar (bound to garner awards) directed by Clint Eastwood (with a script by Dustin Lance Black), check out some choice quotes below from both men.

Leonardo DiCaprio - GQ Magazine - October 2011

Leonardo DiCaprio has his pick of roles in Hollywood, but not much gets him excited these days. Sometimes years go by between his movies. So what accounts for his choosing to play the despicable and probably closeted FBI legend, J. Edgar Hoover? The film’s director, Clint Eastwood.

Mark Harris sits down with the two men—both legends in their own right—to find out why they’re finally working together now and gets their thoughts on the current film industry: “Continuously trying to achieve box-office success is a dead end,” says DiCaprio. “It goes where it’s been before. Plagiarism is always the biggest thing in Hollywood,” blasts Eastwood. They also weigh in on the recent barrage of comic-book movies, the public’s obsession with box-office numbers, DiCaprio’s directing aspirations—Eastwood says, “He’d be great”—and more.

Leonardo DiCaprio on his ambivalence towards box-office numbers:
“Throughout my career, I never knew which movies of mine made money and which didn’t. When Titanic came out, people would say, ‘Do you realize what a success this is?’ And I’d say, ‘Yeah, yeah, it’s a hit.’ The [money] stuff never mattered to me until I was into my thirties and got interested in producing, and people would show me charts explaining what finances a movie, what you’ll make from foreign, what you’ll make from domestic, what you need to make an R-rated film that’s a comedy versus a drama. But even now I say that unless you want to prove that you can carry a film with your name, continuously trying to achieve box-office success is a dead end.”

Eastwood and DiCaprio weigh in on the politics of gay marriage:
“These people who are making a big deal about gay marriage? I don’t give a fuck about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We’re making a big deal out of things we shouldn’t be making a deal out of…Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want,” says Clint Eastwood.

“That’s the most infuriating thing—watching people focus on these things. Meanwhile, there’s the onset of global warming and these incredibly scary and menacing things with the future of our economy,” says DiCaprio. SOURCE

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