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hey kids - oh this is sad - our beloved nikkib is retiring her newsletter - congrats on her pregnancy! the girl will have her hands full - and i so understand - just wanted to say its been great having her insight and quips here on popbytes - she will be missed - but of course i told her the door is always open for her return when and if...my mom will be bummed too - she loved the newsletter - anyways have a good thursday and i will be back later! and you can check out all of her newsletters archived here on popbytes - you didn't hear it from me...



you didnt hear it from me... you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 26 on popbytes


Hi there,

I wanted to let you guys know that after two and a half great years of providing your gossip fix, I've decided to retire my newsletter. It's something I've been considering for awhile now, but my decision became easier to make after finding out that I'm pregnant with baby #2.

However, because I don't want to leave you hanging, I'm going to let you in on some of my favorite sources. First off, I begin every morning by going to PageSix.com. It's a gossip's Bible.

Next I cruise over to IMDB.com and then check out Jeanette Wall's 'The Scoop' on msnbc.com. Altho, if you ask me, ol' Jeanette must be on the bankroll of most of the publicists and studios because her 'gossip' is oh so politically correct.

On Monday you have to check out Billy Master's hilarious column on Filth2Go.com. And on Thursdays go to E! Online for 'The Awful Truth' with Ted Casablancas. However, be warned that Ted's dish has gotten a little confusing (too many tongue twisters and what I believe he must think of as witty repartee), self-serving and bland in the past couple of years.

Get yourself a subscription to one of the weekly rags - In Touch, Star, US Weekly. But for the love of God, don't waste your money buying more than one. They have all the same stories - just look at their covers on any given week.

Now, just following my rules won't make you a savvy gossip. You have to learn how to filter the bullshit. Anything that comes from a publicist? Bullshit. A star is suffering from 'exhaustion?' Bullshit. In the hospital with dehydration? Maybe, but it ain't just because they haven't been drinking enough water! Addiction to prescription drugs? Yeah, probably - and probably coke or heroin, too. Tom Cruise has a new girlfriend? Right! Learn to filter the bullshit - that's all I've tried to do for you these past couple of years.

I would feel like I'm letting you down if I didn't make a couple of predictions for the coming years. Paris will eventually go away. Pink will come out. Orlando Bloom will continue to kinda creep me out. Demi and Ashton will get hitched. Ben n' Jen really will stay friends - he'll take buddy Matt Damon's lead and date a hot 'regular' girl but Jen will hook up with another actor (although B list). JHo will make a comeback. Ben Affleck won't, but he won't go away either (for which I'm secretly happy).

Thanks to all of you for spreading the word about my little newsletter. This started as a labor of love for my husband and close friend and turned into a list of over one hundred people. I've run on a couple of different websites - DailyGusto.com and popbytes.com. I want to thank Harry and MK for their unwavering support of my goofy columns and encourage you all to visit them.

I may be giving up my newsletter, but I'm forever addicted to celebrity gossip, so please continue to email me new scoop and to dish. It's been really fun meeting you all.

Love, NikkiB
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {25}
Tuesday January 18 2005 @ 9:01PM
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ah the return of a dear popbytes friends - nikkib who pens a really fun column you didnt hear it from me - and graciously allows me to post it to popbytes! - i love her attitude and i know a lot of you do too! so below is quick update from the gal! stay tuned for next week column! - thanks n! you rock! glad yr back to dishing with me/popbytes and all the pop dirt there is to dish...and i hope your all watching american idol...

you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 25 on popbytes


So, Brad and Jen are kaput. Everyone I know is sad about it, but at the same time I think we at least knew that it might happen. I always admired the way they kept the media out of their relationship and I'm sure their break up will be handled with the same dignity. It's so damn civilized! However, I did hear from a reliable source that it was an open ‘secret' on the set of 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' that Brad was getting' it on with Angelina Jolie. I just wonder if B & J were already over when that happened?
you didnt hear it from me...

Let's talk about something that might not be quite as polite. Did you see Sunday's Golden Globes? Loved ‘em! Did you see my favorite show, 'nip/tuck' win for Best TV Drama? Did you see John Hensley who plays son, Matt (and who was obviously fucked up on something more than champagne, if ya ask me) giving Joely Richardson the evil eye? If you remember, a few months ago I told you that they were seeing eachother. Well, based on Sunday's performance, I would guess that the affair is over and Johnny-Boy is having a hard time accepting it. As they were all standing in a line up on stage, he was wobbling and kept staring toward Richardson. After the acceptance speech was over, the camera flashed to Richardson's sister and brother in law (aka Natasha Richardson and Liam Neeson). Neeson was TOTALLY pissed, and I'm almost positive that I saw him saying to Natasha, 'What the fuck?! Did you see him?' My husband isn't sure that this is really what happened, but I think it is.

Anyway, I thought everyone looked really nice. Eva Longoria, who is quickly becoming the celeb I would most like to be friends with, looked really sweet. Teri Hatcher looked awesome. Whether she had new plastic surgery or the work she had done has finally healed, I thought she looked very pretty and not as cat-like as she had been looking. Even though I'm not a huge fan, I thought Hilary Swank looked good. My favorite couple of the night was Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy – so classy, so cute, so obviously in love. I couldn't decide whether I liked Cate Blanchett's dress or not, but the truth of the matter is she could wear a paper bag and you would ask yourself, 'Is that cute? It might be cute…'

Scoop from the night includes (courtesy of Page Six): Did you know that Tobey Maguire was supposed to introduce 'The Aviator' but backed out because he's too fat?! James King (formerly JAMIE) was hitting on Zach Braff all night…wonder what Mandy Moore will think about that?

That's all I've got this week, kids. I'll be back next week as usual – with all kinds of scoop served up with a little sass. See ya then!

PS Scarlett Johannsen looked like crap.
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {24}
Tuesday December 14 2004 @ 7:12PM
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you didnt hear it from me... you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 24 on popbytes


You really haven't heard it from me lately, huh? Sorry I've been MIA, but the holidays have caught up with me. I've made Christmas throw up in my house and as of this weekend I'm about 95% done with my shopping.

I've found the most fabulous new foundation! (Sorry for the guys who don't care about this - altho I suspect a couple of you actually do) It's Vincent Longo Dew Finish and it's so packed full of stuff that's good for your skin that my skin actually looks better without makeup now, too! It feels really light going on, but it's got great coverage without feeling heavy or cakey. It FEELS lighter than a tinted moistuerizer, but I swear it gives better coverage.

Anyway, like you, I'm going to be really busy over the next few weeks. I'll be back in January! While I'm gone, take a look at this Ofoto album. My husband swears that it has been obviously photo shopped, but I'm not so sure. Let me know what you think!

Wasn't I just asking you about Portia?! Now we have our answer! And this is just my opinion...but I don't think this is another Ellen n' Anne situation, as is being hinted here. Just because the media wasn't talking about Portia's sexuality doesn't mean that she just suddenly turned gay a'la Ms. Heche. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are shacking up after ditching their longtime lady loves. On Friday it was reported that DeGeneres had split with her girlfriend of four years, photographer-director Alexandra Hedison. We're told the real reason for the break is that DeGeneres is now deeply in love with de Rossi, the Australian-born 'Arrested Development' diva. De Rossi recently dumped her longtime gal pal, singer-songwriter Francesca Gregorini (Ringo Starr's stepdaughter) to be with DeGeneres, a source close to the new couple told PAGE SIX's Jared Paul Stern. The pair are now in DeGeneres' house in the Hollywood Hills which Hedison left a couple weeks ago. DeGeneres, 46, and de Rossi, 31, first met nine months ago on a photo shoot, we're told. They fell 'instantly in love,' de Rossi gushed to pals at the time. But DeGeneres remained loyal to Hedison, whom she often credited with 'saving her life' at a time of crisis. However, when DeGeneres and de Rossi met up again at VH1's 'Big in '04' awards gala in L.A. on Dec. 1, events took their natural course. Their respective girlfriends were absent, and this time there was no stopping the lusty ladies. They managed to find a private spot and 'things got so hot and heavy between them that they raced to a limo and fooled around for hours,' our source reports. The very next day de Rossi left Gregorini, saying she was madly in love with DeGeneres, and DeGeneres asked Hedison to move out of their house, though we're told the pair plan to make it seem they were already single in order to minimize the fallout. Reps for DeGeneres and de Rossi could not be reached for comment. 'Alexandra and Francesca are both devastated,' says a source close to the women. 'Neither of them had any idea what was coming.' There is obviously some bitterness, and while some friends speculate that DeGeneres and de Rossi were secretly seeing each ever since they first met, others snipe that de Rossi is out for all the publicity she can get with a new high-profile relationship. 'People who know Ellen well feel she is going through a midlife crisis, dumping Alexandra for a hot, younger woman,' says our snitch. 'They predict Ellen will come to her senses and dump Portia to go back to Alexandra in the near future.' - {pagesix.com}

Nope, I still don't like Scarlett. It didn't look like anything was 'Lost in Translation' when Derek Jeter chatted up Scarlett Johansson the other night in Los Angeles. The Yankee captain and the Oscar nominee were tucked into a booth at Microsoft's holiday party last Thursday at Geisha House, the new Hollywood club owned by Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, Dulé Hill and Wilmer Valderrama. 'I didn't see any kissing,' a spywitness tells us. 'But they were very close and really flirting.' Later, the pair is said to have left together. - {Rush & Molloy, NYDailyNews.com}

I love how Page Six doesn't even TRY to make these difficult to guess! Which young Hollywood couple has an open relationship? The guy 'who has money but no career' likes to be seen with the actress for the publicity. And she stays with him because he supplies her with high-grade cocaine. They both cheat on each other but make nice for the cameras. - {pagesix.com}

Ivanka really needed this... WHICH daughter of a New York tycoon recently had some plastic surgery? Although she was always beautiful, and is very young, she decided she wanted a more prominent chin and daddy gave her one. - {pagesix.com}
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {23}
Thursday November 18 2004 @ 7:11PM
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you didnt hear it from me... you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 23 on popbytes


I thought I would brighten everyone's week by giving you a new list: Celebs I Can't Stand! Isn't that fun? I thought about this way too hard and therefore probably missed some obvious choices. As with my celebrity boyfriends list, I'm sure this will be ever-changing.

5 Penelope Cruz
Salma Hayek was here first and besides, she's hotter.
4 Melanie Griffith
Obvious craziness aside, I just can't get over that horrible 'Antonio' tat on her arm.
3 Michael Rappaport
I can't explain it, I've just always hated him.

2 Jude Law
Sexiest Man Alive? I knew I hated People Magazine for more reasons than their crappy stories. Jude Law wins Girliest Man Alive for me.
1 Elizabeth Hurley
I don't feel as though I need to explain myself. Suffice it to say that I've hated her since that horrible Versace safety pin dress.

Honorable Mentions:
Renee Zellwegger, Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe, Usher, Celine Dion

Now, just to prove to you all that I'm not all negative, here's a list of my favorite things this week (in no particular order):
• Veronica Mars
• Wendy's single combo (biggie sized with a diet coke, of course)
• Pork Chops as the only entree at a wedding reception (ballsy, go Kate!)
• Mary Kate & Ashley lip gloss
• Cooking meals in my slow cooker
• My Baby Jake

If Lindsay Lohan & Mischa Barton go to rehab do you think they could take Tara Reid for us, too? Is there anything better than a crazy rumor that we can't confirm? Now this might be the Glade-and-Sharpie cocktail we just huffed talking, but the plastic pumpkin left over from Halloween told us a rumor that Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan are going on vacation together. No word on where they're going, but they should be back in 28 days or so. We know! Totally nuts, right? Didn't Lohan just get back to work on Herbie: Fully Loaded after her hospital stay? Isn't Barton shooting The O.C.? And what are the odds they'd both take trips at the same time with their crazy schedules? Never mind. This Sharpie is spent and Mr. Pumpkin is threatening to eat our soul if we don't run out to the Office Depot for a refill. That crazy devil pun'kin! - {defamer.com}  

Oh, Nicole! You naughty, naughty girl! (Said in my most sarcastic voice) I wonder if her PR folks planted stunning admission this to throw us off the trail of the truly disgusting thing she's up to dating Steve Bing. EW! Nicole Kidman has unveiled a secret 'addiction' - she's a smoker. The Oscar-winning actress admits she enjoys the occasional cigarette, and she currently has no plans to ditch the habit. She tells Harper's Bazaar, 'I smoke cigarettes! Occasionally. It's an addiction and I would say to anybody who was going to start, 'Don't.' But you have to enjoy life a little, don't you? When I see a great piece of cheese and wonder if it's better to eat it and get cellulite or not eat it, in the end, I'll probably nibble on the cheese.' - {imdb.com}  

I thought and thought about this but couldn't come up with anything. Ok, maybe I didn't think that hard . Who do YOU think it is? Could it be that a certain sitcom star has seduced his smaller sibling? So say my spies on the set of that man show who tell me that what started as cute camaraderie quickly turned into sweet savage sex. When their religious taskmaster suggested the cast spend more time on their knees, I don't think this is quite what he had in mind. At least they followed his direction to the letter - grammatically speaking, of course. - {filth2go.com}  

Ok, I know the whole 'Tara Reid and Her Weird Boob' thing is old news, but I just LOVED this bit about Carson 'Puffy' Daly. Tara Reid knows how to make an entrance. Some parts more than others. She turned up at P. Diddy's 35th birthday extravaganza Thursday, comfortably after the cocktail hour. But while posing for photographers on the red carpet, her left breast decided to get some air. One photographer reports: 'Her top fell down and one breast popped out. Her nipple looked reconstructed. She didn't know it was hanging out and we were all snapping. Finally, a PR lady fixed her strap.' (The reps were distracted because, moments before Reid's exposure, designer Betsey Johnson had knocked over one of the flaming lanterns along the red carpet.) The photographer continued, 'After she pulled her top back up, Tara had real anger in her face. She came over to us and wanted to see the pictures. She told us, 'Let me see those. You guys better not use those or else - you're all scum.'' Her former beau Carson Daly showed up sometime later. 'We were wondering whether we should show him,' said the snapper. 'But I said, 'He's not going to recognize those breasts anyway.'' - {Gatecrasher, NYDNews.com}

Brigitte Nielsen is like a scary movie she's scares me in a good way . Brigitte Nielsen seemed to be feeling no pain on a Swedish TV show recently. The great Dane appeared on a show called 'High Chaparral' and says our source, 'She kept smacking [the hosts], singing, was drinking [we're not sure what] She kept saying Dig it.'' (The Scoop)

Oh man, I would SO rather Kate & Chris break up. Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have reportedly split after a 21-year romance. Friends have revealed the couple's relationship has 'lost its zip' in recent years and Hawn has moved on to realize her dream of traveling the world. In recent years, the 59-year-old Buddhist actress has been spending more and more time in India, where she often meets up with Pakistani cricket legend Imran Khan - a friendship that has reportedly upset Russell. According to sources on the set of Russell's new movie Sky High, the actor isn't taking the split well. One tells America's Globe tabloid that the movie star has been surly on the set, arguing with cast mates Kelly Preston and Lynda Carter. The source tells the tabloid, 'Kurt seemed totally out of control and, instead of letting up when he saw Kelly's reaction, he just kept going until she finally burst into tears. - {imdb.com}  

I don't really care about Saffron Burrows and Fiona Shaw shacking up, but it got me thinking about Portia di Rossi. Am I the only one who remembers that she was living with Francesca Gregorini back in her Ally McBeal days?! Is sexy actress Saffron Burrows planning to go public with a lesbian love affair? The tasty 'Troy' tartlet, 31, is shacking up with 'Harry Potter' actress Fiona Shaw, 45, reports the London Sun, which says they plan to make an announcement soon. Burrows, who recently moved into Shaw's North London pad, once told an interviewer, 'I don't think who I sleep with is of any interest to anyone.' A pal told the paper, 'They've been together for a while but the relationship has moved up a gear and they want to commit to each other.' Her rep had no comment. - {pagesix.com}  

Could this be my BFF Kelly Ripa? Which stick-thin TV personality who is secretly battling an eating disorder was spotted at Star Jones' wedding salivating over the sumptuous dessert buffet at the Waldorf-Astoria? She allowed herself to taste one canapé and that was it. - {pagesix.com}  

Not to give Star REYNOLDS (puh-leeze) more space than she deserves, but here's another awkward event ol' Al threw before the wedding. And did anyone see his groomsmen? I haven't seen that many gay men since I went to see Margaret Cho in San Francisco. Naysayers abound, but we'll bet Star Jones' marriage to Al Reynolds lasts at least two years. That's because Jones got Reynolds to sign a prenup stating that if the unholy alliance goes south before the two-year watermark, Reynolds gets nothing. Jones and Reynolds partied until the wee hours Sunday morning at the Waldorf after their wedding Saturday night - Reynolds' second all-nighter of the weekend. On Friday, he held his 'Roman Baths'-themed bachelor party at the Time Hotel. 'It was so uncomfortable,' said our spy. 'You had to sign a confidentiality agreement to get in and then you were sent to the penthouse, where they made you get naked.' All clothes were put into plastic bags on the floor and the 60 men were given bathrobes to put on. 'We sat basically naked in a freezing room for a couple of hours,' says an attendee. 'There were only two bars and they were sponsored by Hypnotiq, Remy and some awful beer. At 11:50 p.m., 10 topless girls came out. They were butt-ugly except for two of them who simulated lesbian sex on the bed. Ten people left immediately - it was very uncomfortable.' - {pagesix.com}  

Wait, Paris Hilton is just 'starting' to annoy people? Paris Hilton is really starting to annoy the deejays in the clubs where she parties. Insiders claim Paris makes her deejay chums play her much-hyped single 'Screwed' so that she can dance alone while onlookers stare ...(Rush & Molloy, NYDailyNews.com)

The first time I read this, I was like 'JayZ!' Then I started thinking about it and if they're talking about Nelly and Ashanti, I'm going to kick someone at Page Six's ass. Which megastar rapper has been cheating on his superstar songstress girlfriend with the sultry hostess of a popular hip-hop TV show? - {pagesix.com}  
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {22}
Thursday November 4 2004 @ 7:11PM
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you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 22 on popbytes


I'm dying to know...is anyone watching 'Joey?' It looks horrific.

I'm pretty sure this is Kelly Ripa - and it makes me really like her. Which wholesome chat show hostess had a nursery-type room constructed so she could bring her kids to work? 'Sadly, she never does,' reports our spy. 'What she does do after every show is sit in her dressing room and down a glass of Merlot and smoke three Marlboro Lights to combat her daily anxiety" - {pagesix.com}
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Poor Ethan Hawke, he looks awful lately and no one is interested in him anymore. Come to think about it, who really cares about Uma either (besides being creeped out by that weird bf)? Ethan Hawke has sparked speculation he's dating Julie Delpy, after being spotted on a romantic date with the French beauty. The pair, co-stars in 'Before Sunrise' and 'Before Sunset,' were spotted enjoying a cosy lunch together at the trendy New York City eatery Le Gamin - with Hawke's 2-year-old son Roan in tow. An onlooker says, 'They were whispering, locking eyes and grinning at each other. At one point, Julie tossed her head back and laughed flirtatiously at him.' Once their lunch concluded, the trio untied Hawke's dog from the restaurant's bench and went for a stroll. A source tells Us Weekly, 'They seemed happy. He put his arm around her.' Both stars' representatives insist they're just friends. Hawke is currently estranged from wife Uma Thurman. - {the daily dish, sfgate.com}

Does Star have a weird fat-girl complex that she's marrying an obviously gay man?! I mean, come on! This guy isn't even on the down-low�. Al Reynolds stayed away from other women Saturday night when he partied without his fiancee, Star 'Bridezilla' Jones, who's in Dallas with the crew from 'The View' � but he wasn't alone. Reynolds went to a gay-friendly Halloween bash at Belluno on East 40th Street. 'Al was there as a male stripper,' said our spy. 'He had on a tiny, tiny speedo with a white bathrobe over it � he has great abs! He was there with some friends who were dressed as King Tut, a leatherman, a cop, a cowboy and a pirate � they were all clearly gay. Some of them he knew from before Star, but he was getting to know the others.' Reynolds introduced himself to our spy, who mistook him for Jones' makeup man. Reynolds quickly corrected him and said, 'No. I'm marrying her.' One of Reynolds' entourage added: 'And he's very scared.' The speedo is a holdover from last year's Halloween party, where Reynolds wore it as part of his Bam Bam costume. Jones' rep sent us a statement saying: 'Star and Al are happily planning their wedding, which is less than a month away, and don't plan to entertain anything that would rob them of their joy.' - {pagesix.com} �

I don't think Seth & Summer are engaged, but I am REALLY excited for 'The OC' tonight. The OC' stars and onscreen lovers Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson reportedly have secretly gotten engaged in real life. Brody and Bilson play teenagers Seth Cohen and Summer Roberts respectively on the hit TV show, which follows the tangled love lives of rich youngsters living in Orange County, Calif. The onscreen couple have tried to hide their offscreen romance for as long as possible. In addition to the engagement rumor, they also have been spied looking for a house together in Los Angeles. A source at Fox television network says, 'They are both so much in love and want to settle down together. 'Adam went down on bended knee in a very traditional way and they plan to get married in the new year. It's the talk of the set, but they have been trying to keep it quiet.' - {the daily dish, sfgate.com} �

I hope this isn't true. Marcia Cross plays supermom Bree on the hit series 'Desperate Housewives'-but in real life, she backed out of an adoption because she refused to sacrifice her career to be a stay-at-home mom!DESPERATE That's the stunning charge of Jessica Ridner, 32, whose heart was broken in May when the actress decided not to adopt her child-just as production was gearing up for the darkly humorous ABC drama about the secret lives of suburban housewives. 'Marcia had promised me that she would be a stay-athome mother to my baby, but it was all a big lie,' Jessica told The ENQUIRER. 'Two months after she backed out, I saw promos on TV for 'Desperate Housewives.' Everything made sense. I understood why Marcia changed her mind-she was working! 'Marcia had been planning to go back to working long days, leaving my baby in the hands of nannies and hired caretakers-even though she knew that wasn't what I wanted for my child. 'She had to have been filming the show while we were waiting for the baby to be born. She outright lied to me, and I'm still very, very angry. 'I was giving up my baby so he would have a better life, but she had no intention of being the kind of mother I wanted for my baby.' The ENQUIRER first reported in June that never-married Marcia, 43, had contracted to adopt Jessica's baby. But when the baby was born prematurely with some health problems, Marcia allegedly got cold feet. The adoption was canceled. 'I was shocked,' said Jessica. 'Everything was set. Marcia had even picked out a name-Harrison. Marcia called me and said the adoption was off. She said she didn't have time to come to Nebraska and be with the baby in the hospital. 'I didn't understand how she could back away so coldly. What kind of mother can't take the time to be with her sick child? But now I know. Her work came before her baby.' When contacted by The ENQUIRER, Marcia's publicist refused to comment on the situation. Jessica named the baby boy Nickolas Matthew-Nick Knack, for short. He weighed just 3 pounds, 4 ounces, but was breathing on his own and doctors were optimistic that he would make it. Tragically, a week later, he died. 'Marcia sent me $300 toward the funeral, but she didn't send flowers or even a card. And I never heard from her again,' said Jessica. Jessica, a recently divorced single mother of five, works full-time in client services for Hewlett Packard, but she'd much rather be home with her kids. 'I leave work, go to the store and go home to cook for them and help them with their homework-all the things a real mom does,' she said. 'I have no choice but to work. But Marcia, who has plenty of money, had promised me that she'd be a homebody for at least the first few years of my baby's life. 'Obviously, her words meant nothing.' The ENQUIRER has learned that the 'Desperate Housewives' star is still hoping to adopt. 'A baby is still in her future plans,' Marcia's mother, Janet Cross, told The ENQUIRER. 'Marcia's new show came at a good time, to distract her about what happened to the baby she planned to adopt earlier this year. But Marcia still has her dream to become a mother.' - {NationalEnquirer.com} �

Ok, I know I'm a week late - but does anyone really think these artists are performing 'live' on these shows? Maybe I'm jaded, but I usually only think it's live if it sounds like shit. And I'm sorry, I love Em - but what's the difference between a vocal track and lip synching? It's just a technicality. Does any singer take the 'live' in 'Saturday Night Live' seriously? Just one week after Ashlee Simpson lip-synched on the show, was found guilty of the same crime. 'He was singing 'Mosh' and you could tell he was lip-synching,' said our source. 'The track was just a bit ahead of his lips and he put the mike down at one point but the track kept going.' Eminem's rep said he was merely trying to 'duplicate the sound on his album. He had a vocal track on for double vocal effect [on the first song], to make it more powerful. Lots of hip-hop artists do that. Tupac [Shakur] did it.' - {pagesix.com}

I definitely think this blind item is Queen Latifah. Lately I've been obsessing about how great her PR people must be. I mean, how many actresses do you know who get busted for pot possession and a DUI and still manage to get an Oscar nom? I mean, it's not like these indiscretions happened a long time ago. She's got deals with Pizza Hut and Cover Girl, she's America's newest sweetheart! Something's fishy - and it's not just rumors about her preferred partners. Adored Ava has it all-fame, wealth, sex partners, big boobs. She also has quite the past, including sex with heaps of men, women, tools, tiaras, you shocked-to-the-hilt name it! Sounds exhausting, but whatever; let's get on with the rubbed-raw goods, shall we? A2, one of those multitalented, multicareered types, has been raking in the cashola as of late. Deals out the wazoo trading on her famous-and infamous-past. But turns out people have no idea just how peppery that personal history is. Orgies weren't-and aren't-an uncommon occurrence in Ava's life. And certain journalists know exactly what makes Ms. Adored roar. That's why they've got a deal. A deal for A.A. to cooperate with them on a regular basis. Otherwise? The grimy goods get printed-every last drop of unsafe and unsanitary to-do. They know it. Ava knows it. - {the awful truth, eonline.com}
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {21}
Thursday October 21 2004 @ 7:10PM
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from me... you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 21 on popbytes


Hey there, gossip lovers! I have a few confessions to make. First, as it turns out, not only do I feel sorry for Jennifer Lopez, but I actually LIKE Ben Affleck. He's just so damn likeable, even when he's lame. Have you seen him on SNL? Second, I'm totally addicted to morning reality show, 'Starting Over.' And finally, I'm having an increasingly harder time keeping up with this newsletter. I don't want to stop, but I'm going to have to cut back to sending it out every other week. The up-side of this is that I can actually devote time to making it better; the down-side is that it won't be as timely.

Please feel free to email me and let me know what you think of any of these startling confessions.

I wonder if Gwen would be mad if she knew that a friend of a friend of a friend of mine slept with Gavin while they were engaged?! Gwen Stefani is devastated after discovering that her husband Gavin Rossdale has a teenage lovechild. British newspaper the Daily Mirror reports that a DNA test has proved that the Bush singer, 38, is the father of his goddaughter 15-year-old model Daisy Lowe after a brief fling with her fashion designer mother Pearl, 33. An insider told the newspaper, 'Pearl has always wondered if Gavin is Daisy's father. Both she and Daisy felt they deserved to know the truth so they decided to find out. It was never about getting Gavin's money or anything like that. It was about finding Daisy's real dad.' Following a series of legal letters, the Everything Zen singer agreed to take a DNA test and Pearl discovered the results last week. The source continued, 'Even though she had requested the test herself, Pearl was really shocked. She has always had suspicions, but it only really occurred to her in the last six months that Gavin could actually be Daisy's dad. They only had a very brief fling way back when. 'Gavin was reluctant to do the test as he didn't think he was Daisy's dad. They were good friends but it has all become slightly awkward now.' Pearl confirmed the news saying, 'It is true but I really don't want to talk about this.' Rossdale also validates the news, 'Yes, it's true but out of respect to all parties concerned, I've no further comment.' No Doubt singer Stefani is really shaken by the news because she has as yet been unable to have children with her partner of eight years. The source continued, 'It sounds like Gwen is really upset about it and it's causing rows between her and Gavin.' - {the daily dish, sfgate.com}

Kirsten attempts to cleanse herself after associating with scummy Rick Salomon, but I don't think it will last. Hollywood hunk Jake Gyllenhaal and his actress ex Kirsten Dunst are back together again - only five months after splitting. Jake's sister Maggie - who co-starred with Dunst in 'Mona Lisa Smile' - introduced the handsome couple in 2002 and they dated for two years before splitting in June. The forthcoming issue of American magazine U.S. Weekly has exclusive pictures of the reunited pair in Los Angeles, who were spotted kissing in a car last Tuesday. And according to gossip site Pagesix.com, later on last week Dunst and Gyllenhaal were partying at Brent Bolthouse's bash in LA's Concorde Club. According to onlookers, 'They were making out like crazy.' - {the daily dish, sfgate.com}

I can't believe I ever thought that Nicky was the 'smart Hilton sister.' Nicky Hilton thinks that the actresses who played her and her sister in 'White Chicks' weren't, like, you know, hot enough. Stuff magazine asked Hilton what she thought of being spoofed in the film. 'Imitation is the highest form of flattery,' Hilton told the November issue of the mag. 'I just wished the two chicks who played us were hotter. They were kind of funny looking.' - {the scoop, msnbc.com}

Is it just me or is something weird about this story? Eminem's uncle killed himself because the Sheriff's dog was bothering him? What?!? What bothers ME is that Eminem is said to be dating Kim again. Sigh! Eminem is inconsolable after discovering the uncle he called 'dad' killed himself. The rap star's real father deserted him when he was a baby so he was raised by Todd Nelson, who shot himself in the head, allegedly because he was being terrorized by a sheriff's rottweiler. Nelson is Eminem's second close relative to kill himself - the hip-hop artist's other uncle, Ronnie Mathers, killed himself last year following a traumatic break-up. A family friend explains, 'This news has hit him hard. It will bring back all the memories of losing Ronnie. To lose two uncles at such a young age is terribly sad, especially as his father has never been around. The fact they both committed suicide is so tragic.' Eminem's grandmother tells Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper, 'Todd had been upset about a rottweiler owned by a local sheriff who was causing problems for his family. The dog scared his girlfriend's son and scratched their car. 'But when he complained to police, they wouldn't do anything about it. He shot himself in his car in his own backyard. My grandson, Todd Jr., found his body.' - {the daily dish, sfgate.com}
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {20}
Friday October 15 2004 @ 12:10PM
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you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 20 on popbytes


this week i was planning on telling you all that i'm starting to have second thoughts about jho. i was starting to feel sorry for her...married to that troll, marc anthony. she looked absolutely miserable on oprah. her make-up is horrific since firing scott barnes. but then my friend, ellie, sent me this great review of jen's new movie, 'shall we dance?' and i figured we should�have one more week of jho-bashing. the headline read, 'shall we barf?'

ha ha ha ha!!
you didnt hear it from me...

thanks, jack! what is jack nicholson's beef with alec baldwin? nicholson was dining with a male pal at da silvano thursday night, when baldwin, at a table nearby, tried to say hello. 'alec walked over to jack's table with his date and stood there for like five minutes,' said our spy. 'he tried to say hello, but jack ignored him. finally alec put his hand out in front of jack to shake hands and jack looked at him, put his hands up and said, 'sorry. can't shake. got grease all over my hands,' and went back to talking to his friend. it was really embarrassing.' - {pagesix.com}

zach braff and mandy moore � i like it. scrub the natalie portman rumors. zach braff and mandy moore are young hollywood's new 'it' couple. sources close to the pair say they've been quietly dating for several weeks, even hitting hollywood hot spots like spider club. braff, 29, who's currently filming his hit tv series 'scrubs' and working on the animated movie 'chicken little,' split from longtime girlfriend, 'nypd blue' actress bonnie summerville over the summer. braff and portman were linked after starring together in 'garden state,' braff's writing and directing debut, but friends denied they were ever together. meanwhile, moore, 20, famously dated tennis ace andy roddick until last march. look for more from braff and moore. 'they are a good match - they are both so earnest!' joked a source friendly with the couple. - {Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, NYPost.com}

as much as i want to believe this about paris because i'm sooo sick of her, i have a hard time believing anything oily bo-hunk, brandon davis, says. hollywood oil heir brandon davis just poured gasoline on the paris hilton n-word furor, claiming that hilton regularly uses the racial slur as well as slurs against other minorities. davis, an old friend of hilton who had a falling out with her this year, came forward after it was reported that hilton used the n-word in a scene caught on videotape. hilton later issued a statement saying, 'anyone who knows me knows that this is not me. i love everybody and am not a person who discriminates against anyone � ever.' but davis tells this week's national enquirer: 'not true. she was forever using the 'n-word.' i told her not to use it. it was offensive. but she just laughed. she is a racist, plus an idiot. every black person she referred to was a 'n- - - - -.' ' davis, the grandson of recently deceased oil billionaire and movie mogul marvin davis and boyfriend of 'o.c.' starlet mischa barton, continued, 'she uses the word all the time, and i've known her all of her life. it's 'n- - - - - this' and 'n- - - - - that.' she's a disgrace. she is a racist! 'she puts down jews and other minorities, too. and i'm jewish. i found it depressing . . . i finally had enough of her attitude six months ago, and i finished with her. i don't want anything to do with her. i don't need anything from her. she is no longer my friend. she's just not a nice person.' davis said that he never heard hilton use racist language around her best friend and 'simple life' co-star nicole richie, who is black. 'i know nicole,' davis said. 'she is a very good person.' hilton's publicist said the hotel heiress was on a plane yesterday and could not be reached. we also left a detailed message for richie's rep to see if nicole wanted to defend her friend against davis' charges, but we didn't hear back. - {pagesix.com}

oh my god, i'm so surprised. nicky hilton's marriage to money manager todd meister appears to be in trouble already - less than two months after their shock las vegas wedding. the 21-year-old socialite and 33-year-old meister tied the knot in the nevada city's las vegas wedding chapel in the early hours of august 15 after an 18-month courtship. according to us weekly, the couple are living on opposite sides of america and 'working on an annulment,' before they even hit their two-month wedding anniversary, because nicky believes at her young age 'it's just not a good time to be a wife.' a spokesman for the family says, 'as far as i can determine, the reports are speculative, and i make it a practice not to comment on speculation or rumor.' however, us weekly editor in chief janice min maintains the report is 'beyond solid.' - {the daily dish, sfgate.com}

please say this isn't so! athough, i have to admit that while rick salomon is super gross - i do think he's kinda hot. wow, is kirsten dunst in a downward spiral. she's gone from a romance with heartthrob and all-around nice guy jake gyllenhaal to hanging out with paris hilton's sexcapades partner, rick salomon. according to an us weekly source, 'now that she's not with jake, [dunst is] enjoying her wild side.' so when salomon and dunst were spotted last week at the l.a nightclubs guy's and shelter, pals started to wonder. 'she's a cool chick,' says salomon, 'but we're just friends.' - {pagesix.com}

3 cheers for joely! british actress joely richardson is reportedly dating her 'nip/tuck' co-star john hensley, who plays her son in the plastic surgery drama. richardson, 39, and hensley, 27, have embarked on a series of dates together and were most recently spotted canoodling at a los angeles cinema. an onlooker says, 'they looked cozy and were not hiding the fact that they were together.' - {the daily dish, sfgate.com}

someone better call the wah-bulance for michael vartan! i'm told by alias sources that the chair setup has always been pretty much the same. everybody has one of those fab director's chairs with their name on it (hooray for modern-day hollywood!), and they're all together in a row-standard stuff. this, i'm told, is no longer the case. last week, mr. vartan's seat was moved far, far away-like 25-30 yards-and around the corner. he's in a hallway, all by himself. oh, okay, they tossed in a minion to accompany him to siberia, too kind. jen, natch, stayed put. whether this seating switcheroo was at vartan's request (or hers), i do not know. 'i just checked,' a helpful alias exec type informed me. 'and michael's chair is a little distance from the others, but it's insignificant.' oh, really? a rep for vartan had this to say: 'i'm not aware of any chairs being moved.' so, gosh, shall we guess who'll get killed off at the end in a grisly fashion? now, i should tell you that certain alias vets are starting to wonder if everyone's getting killed off sooner than later. still, many sources are agreed on this: 'vartan's head is definitely on the block,' pooped a single, solitary insider who regularly inhales vartan's secondhand smoke. oops! i did it again-gave away something i wasn't supposed to! that's right. mr. v. has been hittin' the death sticks again. i can hardly find fault, as i used to smoke three packs a day. hopefully, he'll see what a damn hunk he is and stop killin' himself-soon. but i ain't his ma. i wonder if the return o' the bad habit has something to do with j.g. being a health nut 'n' all? you know ms. g. goes mental over smoking, doncha? sure mikey just forgot about that little personal no-nic rule, doncha agree? garner's reaction? 'smoldering,' sniffs a prime alias source. - {the awful truth, eonline.com}
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {19}
Thursday October 7 2004 @ 6:10PM
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you didnt hear it from me... you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 19 on popbytes


well, it looks like the 'real' britney & kevin wedding is happening next week october 16th. sources say that they have the entire four seasons on the big island in hawaii booked. i, for one, am thrilled! i have no doubt the wedding will be over the top with trash, but it's the kind of trash we love in the old britney - not the new, dirty feet britney.

speaking of trash, i'm so into tv right now! just when i thought i didn't have room for any new shows i go and add a shitload. here are my favorites this fall:

veronica mars
veronica lives in neptune, ca where you're either rich or work for the rich people. her dad was the sheriff, therefore even though her family wasn't rich, she had some cred. last year veronica was dating the most popular boy in school and was best friends with his sister. she was the 'in' crowd. but then the best friend ends up murdered and veronica's father, the sheriff, accuses the dead girl's father (who is the most powerful man in neptune) of being involved. veronica's dad gets fired, she and her boyfriend break up, her mom leaves town and veronica is now a social pariah. a private eye social pariah! veronica's dad starts his own private investigation firm and veronica helps him with his cases. however, the more involved veronica becomes with her dad's work the more she realizes that there's one big case that he's not letting her in on he's still working on the case to find veronica's best friend's murderer. 'veronica mars' is a little like 'pretty in pink 'or 'some kind of wonderful ' meets 'buffy.' hmmm...when i put it like that it sounds like it would kinda suck - but it doesn't! it's on tuesday nights on upn. check it out!

america's next top model
this is the best reality show out there. insecure, bitchy models duking it out all while being critiqued by janice dickson, 'the first supermodel!' how could you possible resist?!

wife swap
this show is priceless abc picks women who are complete opposites to trade places for a week. there are lots of fights, bratty kids, and gross husbands. my own husband almost can't watch this show because it makes him so uncomfortable, so i'll recommend this one with a warning that it might not be suitable for everyone.

desperate housewives
despite the annoying promos running constantly on abc, i decided i just had to give this one a try. i love felicity huffman!! i thought the pilot was good. but what up with nicolette sheridan's face??!! she looked a little joan rivers-esque. and did you know that the 'supermodel' wife (eva something-or-other) is dating jc chasez?! so gross. i'm hoping i can get over the little things to love this show.

there are more, but i'll just start you out with those. seriously though, set your tivo for 'veronica mars.' and don't forget to check out 'life as we know it' on abc tonight i have a good 'my so-called life' feeling about it!

poor bridget. white stripes singer jack white and hollywood actress renee zellweger have split up after nearly two years together. - {imdb.com}

what is it with paris and the video camera? i really need to know! paris hilton is fighting off accusations she made racist comments at a new york party. last week, american newspaper new pork post reported that in a recently surfaced 12-hour videotape, hilton is shown speaking with two african-american men, who ask her if she would model their fashion line. the publication reported that hilton, standing with pal brandon davis, was polite to the men, but called them 'dumb n*****s' after they left, according to british reporter carole aye maung, who reviewing the alleged tape. maung says, 'two... guys begin talking to her. she's being very, very sweet to them. (but) she definitely uses the n-word. it's so cruel, because they were so lovely, and she was being so lovely to them. ' but furious hilton hits back, 'anyone who knows me knows that this is not me. i am deeply hurt by recent reports. i am not a person who discriminates against anyone - ever. ' hilton's best pal nicole richie adds, 'she doesn't have a prejudiced bone in her body. ' according to maung, the tape also includes footage of hilton 'making love' with ex-boyfriend nick carter in the back of a car and greeting one-time boyfriend jason shaw in the nude. - {the daily dish, sfgate.com}

so, matt damon was smoking 2 packs of smokes a day. i guess that just proves what a funk his career has been in (and please don't point out the success of the 'bourne' movies to me they suck!). if you're smoking 2 packs a day, that's all you're doing. matt damon is resorting to hypnotism to help him give up his smoking. the 'bourne supremacy' star has had a two-pack a day habit for over 10 years and is so desperate to stop that he has been visiting a hypnotist to cure him, says a source. 'he's tried a couple of things before, but nothing has worked,' says the insider. 'we're hopeful this time.' 'it's working,' damon's rep happily told the scoop. 'his first treatment was in august and he hasn't smoked since then.' - {the scoop, msnbc.com}

ted c. blind item alert! defamers guessed lloyd dobler, er, john cusack which is clearly wrong. my pick is orlando bloom. he just can't be straight, can he?? so, we got jolly johnny headin' outta h-town and taking over a certain fabulous harbor hotel in a rather famous port city recently. j2, in town for some biz, really worked over his fancy-schmancy hotel suite. i think what happened was that jolly's guy buds (whom he flew in for fun and dude-buns in the sun) were so grateful for mr. j.'s generosity that they, well, just loved the iconoclast movie star to death. perhaps they were helped by some chickers who may have secretly sneaked up the service entrance, but my auberge sources never saw 'em. fluid stains of most every (entirely human) variety were left throughout the pricey digs. it was so bad, the posh inn's cleaning staff refused to take care of the mess. what happens in a sitch like that, i wonder? regardless, i think even j2's unflappably jolly relative-also in the biz-would be put out. and trust moi, it takes a lot to make that relation lose it. - {the awful truth, eonline.com}
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {18}
Thursday September 30 2004 @ 7:09PM
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you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 18 on popbytes


i'm such a bad gossip to leave you guys hanging for two weeks! But seriously, did anything really happen? So Brit got married to her pimp - who cares?! I think the best part of the whole thing is that they had a CASH BAR. She's worth over $100 million and she can't afford to buy 20 people drinks? Oh and let's not forget that their song was Journey's 'Lights' and it played on a boom box. First of all, what in the hell does San Francisco have to do with their romance? And secondly no stereo? She's reached new levels of trashiness that aren't even fun anymore! But don't get me wrong - I love Journey.
you didnt hear it from me...

the only other thing we missed dishing about was the emmy's! I thought Joely Richardson (of my absolute fave show 'nip/tuck') was the best dressed woman there. And I thought the best dressed man was my very own friend, Jens! Jens even made E!'s 'Fashion Police!' Ok, so he was shown standing behind William Shatner, who they panned as 'worst dressed,' but still! It's the big time, baby!

speaking of the emmy's - how you doin? Could it be that a sitcom star wasn't in much of a rush to head home? So say my pals at the Governor's Ball who tell me that the married-with-child chunk was enjoying his liquor and wanted to take libido out for a spin on the homo side. It might have been bad enough when he started telling anyone who'd listen that it had been a while since he'd 'had some', but when he resorted to using his character's pick-up lines on virtually anyone who walked by (including some Emmy staff members), it was downright embarrassing. Just goes to show that when it comes right down to it, even someone who brings you coffee can be there for you if you wait around long enough. (Filth2go.com)

this is mischa barton and her oily bo-hunk, no doubt. Which TV starlet and her filthy rich boyfriend were constantly ducking out of the VIP lounge at the fashion week tents? Returning with runny eyes, sniffly noses and jumping jaws, we bet it wasn't hay fever. - {pagesix.com}

finally, an explanation for those get-ups! Sexy 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow' co-star Bai Ling says her stay in a mental hospital made her a better actress - but she's still haunted by voices in her head. 'I hear eight separate voices,' Ling says. 'I have given them each names and I have to shout out to them sometimes to shut up. Sometimes they tell me that they don't like living in New York. But they are my friends although sometimes I say, 'You are too demanding.' They are like spirits.' In a rambling chat with PAGE SIX, Ling added, 'I am writing a book called 'A Clock Falling From the Sky and Dreams of Tibet' about my experience starting when at 14 I was in the Chinese Liberation Army in Tibet for three years as an actress teaching Chinese values to Tibetans.' Ling, who plays a henchwoman of the mysterious Dr. Totenkopf in the sci-fi box-office smash 'Sky Captain,' continued: 'I was damaged by what I did in Tibet, it was twisted. My time there was very sexual, but also innocent and sad. I was with all these older men, falling in love many times, which was forbidden and I was punished for it. Then I wanted to kill myself because I felt that life had become meaningless. I was in a dark place and I was lost. 'So I went into a mental hospital where they gave me electric shock treatment close to a hundred times. After I got the shock treatment I would stand in one place for the whole day without moving. They gave me medicine every day so that I was numb all the time. It was like a prison...I would have these horrible nightmares of being eaten by tigers, leopards and jaguars. 'I had those nightmares for years afterwards until one day I realized that in another life I had been a leopard myself and then the nightmares stopped. That was because I hunted a leopard in South Africa and when I saw the leopard, I realized then that I had once been a leopard because they say that the leopard only lets you see it if it wants to be seen. 'I felt like I was connected to that leopard but I am now in a human form. I can feel that wild side when I am dancing. I got out of the mental hospital when I was 17 by telling the doctors that I was an actress and I was just pretending that I wanted to kill myself and that I wasn't really sick. I became a great actress because I had to be to get out of that hospital.' - {pagesix.com}

who else thinks orlando and kate bosworth are over? Orlando Bloom arrived at L.A.'s Spider Club for Us Weekly's party late last Friday night without girlfriend Kate Bosworth, but instead a 'Malibu Barbie' blonde in tow. 'He danced with every girl in the room,' said a witness. The dark-haired actor also asked specifically that no one take any pictures of him. - {Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, NYPost.com}

EXACTLY! Isn't it funny how Dualstar, the Olsen twins' company, wants to sue those poor schmoes who made the 'Save Mary-Kate' T-shirt, but no one's going after The Star and The Enquirer, who said she was in rehab for cocaine, not anorexia? What do you suppose that means? - {Gatecrashers, NYDN.com}

file usher under 'who cares' for me. i hope he is dating naomi campbell - they would be an awesome match. Forget Alicia Keyes - Usher's new lady-love is Naomi Campbell. The two have managed to keep it a secret, but inside sources say that when Usher and Campbell were caught canoodling in Miami over the weekend, it wasn't the first time. 'Usher asked Naomi to perform with him at the VMA's,' our source said. 'She's performing with him this week in Miami...she is absolutely besotted. He is so nice and lovely to her. She is head over heels in love with him.' Campbell's rep said: 'Naomi and Usher are enjoying hanging out together.' - {pagesix.com}

i'm this close to adding marilyn manson to my celebrity boyfriends list. Did you see him on 'Dinner for Five?' He's just so scary looking and NOT in a good way! 'I'll tell you what. I'm someone who carries a lot of straws, but I don't drink milk shakes at all.' - Marilyn Manson on his drug use in Rolling Stone Magazine...
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {17}
Thursday September 9 2004 @ 6:09PM
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you didnt hear that from me... you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 17 on popbytes


how in the hell did it get to be september?! before i know it, i'll be knee deep in my first midwestern winter since the late 90's. i don't have any of the clothes for that! what kind of shoes do people wear in winter? i've forgotten! seriously, i need help. send me some ideas or i'll just get these. it says that they're perfect for a winter day or a mini skirt! how perf!

don't kill me for the short column this week. the holiday totally screwed me up and now i have a sick baby. i'll try to find extra special fun things for you next week.

ps. anyone who's not watching 'nip/tuck' is totally missing out!

these girls are so much better than paris hilton! jenna and barbara bush lived up to their hard-partying reputation while in new york supporting their pop, president bush, during the republican convention, according to our spies around town. the twosome kicked off a week of fun last saturday at chelsea hot spot 17, where, we're told, they partied with a group of 20 guests till the early hours. 'jenna seemed more wild than barbara,' said a witness. 'they probably got through about three bottles of level vodka, and they were given a tour of the club by management.' the conservative cuties' next big night was wednesday at sixth avenue nightclub avalon, where they were in the crowd smoking cigarettes and pumping their fists to kid rock, who was performing on stage. 'they [and their entourage of about 25] drank $4,500 dollars worth of drinks bottles and bottles of vodka,' says a club insider. 'then, having been comped all the alcohol, they left a $48 tip. we thought 1 per cent was kind of outrageous, considering they are the president's daughters.' on thursday night, after the president gave his big speech at madison square garden, jenna was out again returning to 17 for more good times. a spy told page six's tom sykes that jenna showed around 3 a.m. with a group of up to 50 people: 'she was dancing around the club with a group of rather attractive fashion industry-type girls and another six or seven men who were either young republicans or secret service,' says a source who was with the party. 'there was one particular, really preppy-looking guy who she was dancing with the whole time who looked like he might be her boyfriend,' our source said. 'at 4:15 a.m., they closed the club and ushered jenna and her posse upstairs to a suite where there was a private open bar and big red pool table. jenna's friends played 8-ball quite poorly. 'the elevator was broken, so we all had to walk up the stairs. she kicked off her heels and wandered around the space barefooted. around 5:30, the staff started losing their patience and finally sent everyone home.'there was no repeat of the poor tipping that the avalon staff experienced. a 17 club staffer said, 'yes, they were here, but they were actually great to the staff and tipped big. in fact, they even called on friday to say thanks for a great night, so we are hoping to see them again.' - {pagesix.com}

to tell you the truth, i've never been on board with this romance. i think katie could do better. the love affair between 'american pie' actor chris klein and 'dawson's creek' starlet katie holmes hit a speed bump over the weekend. the couple, who've been engaged for over a year, had a fight last friday while dining at l.a. eatery maggiano's. 'they came in holding hands, sat alone, and during the dinner klein was heard delivering classic break-up lines like 'i need space,' and 'it's not you, it's me,' ' our source said. before dessert, holmes was in tears. but holmes' rep assures us the couple was merely arguing over their new house not breaking up. holmes has been in england for the past month filming 'batman begins.' - {pagesix.com}

julia roberts and pam anderson - bff's. why doesn't this surprise me? julia roberts is receiving baby advice from pamela anderson as she prepares for the birth of twins early next year -- and the pair have become close friends. anderson, who has two sons from her failed marriage to tommy lee, has been filling roberts in on everything from giving birth to motherly duties. a friend of the 37-year-old former 'baywatch' beauty says, 'pam has recommended julia to try a home birth in a birthing pool. she's even referred her to a support group that helped her. 'she and julia have become quite close. pam sees a lot of herself in julia. she remembers bringing up kids in the public eye. 'pam is happy to be there for her, even at the birth if that's what she and danny want.' - {the daily dish, sfgate.com}

tom cruise - heterosexual giant 'if i stood next to tom cruise, my ruler suit would reveal him to be a feeble and delicate 5' 6' tall,' notes victor lewis-smith in the london evening standard, 'but as the celebrity scientologist is exceedingly litigious and wealthy, i shall describe him here as a red-blooded, heterosexual giant of a man.' - {the scoop, msnbc.com}
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {16}
Thursday September 2 2004 @ 12:09PM
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you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 16 on popbytes


can you believe that i've been writing this column for 2 years? that's crazy, isn't?! how could 2 years go by so quickly? anyway...

i'm still really pissed that all of the tabs have given up on the real story with mary-kate and her cocaine addiction.i think i underestimated the power those little troll dolls have in hollywood! anyway, mk is out partying all over the place - downing red bull and sucking down the cigs. sounds like someone had a little set-back in her recovery to me. however, we can all breathe a sigh of relief that she was recently spotting nibbling on some sushi. at least we don't have to worry about that darned anorexia.

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(1) cameron douglas (2) burt reynolds, maybe? (3) our own fancy pants, lance bass, of course! which vinyl-savvy party boy of regal hollywood stock has been spotted around town sporting a unique accessory to conceal track marks on his arms? the wild child is reportedly wearing fashionable bandanas on both forearms to cover up the embarrassing markers, which some east village fashionistas mistook for a hot new look ...which rich, aging, hollywood legend is rumored to have had a testicle lift? ...which boy band enjoying publicity over his new girlfriend is actually dating a guy - just one peek at all the photos of the two around his hollywood home shows the two men are more than just friends. - {pagesix.com}

maybe dave chappelle and andy dick should get together and hold a drug n drink memorial for rick james? has success taken the edge off dave chappelle? the $50 million funnyman dismayed patrons of the west village's comedy cellar in the wee hours of wednesday morning with a rambling, unannounced set that sent standup fans walking out the door. my source says he appeared disoriented onstage. 'he was funny for the first 10 minutes, but he had no act,' says my spywitness. 'he couldn't keep his eyes straight, and went on and on for an hour, because they didn't know how to get him off. he kept saying how fabulous he was because he just made $50 million [for renewing with comedy central].' at one point, chappelle lit up a (tobacco) cigarette and drawled, 'i can smoke on stage because i can afford to get fined, so [bleep] you, [mayor] bloomberg!' my snitch said his party's admission was comped after they complained, which the comedy cellar denied. a rep for the club confirmed chappelle made the unscheduled appearance, but said, 'dave just goes with this free-form thing, and people love it.' - {ben widdicombegatecrasher, nydailynews.com}

ooh! maybe this is what i'll have for lunch today?! what's not to love about kathleen turner? the veteran vixen was spotted at east hampton's rowdy hall on sunday at 1:15 in the afternoon ordering 'a double ketel one with a splash of lemonade.' you go, girl!

kimora scores a point with me for this one. kimora lee simmons has a sense of humor about her recent pot bust. she's planning to send models down the runway at her baby phat show during new york fashion week in t-shirts bearing her mug shot.

ok, so corey haim is never going to stage a successful comeback, but im dying for him to do a dateline interview! the lost boys star corey haim shocked doctors with the gargantuan quantity of drugs he was consuming during his career heyday in the late 1980s. haim took so many illegal substances - including 'about 85' valium tablets a day - he became a 'nervous wreck'. the 32-year-old says, 'i was working on lost boys when i smoked my first joint. but a year before that i was starting to drink beer on the set of the film lucas. i lived in los angeles in the '80s, which was not the best place to be. i did cocaine for about a year and a half, then it led to crack. i started on the downers which were a hell of a lot better than the uppers because i was a nervous wreck. but one led to two, two led to four, four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a day - the doctors could not believe i was taking that much. and that was just the valium - i'm not talking about the other pills i went through.' the child star attempted rehab 15 times before he suffered a stroke. he explains, 'i was numb and i had lots of swollen lymph nodes, my heart was hurting and i had blood clots in my arm and leg.' the actor, who is hoping for a hollywood comeback, adds, 'i'm clean, sober, humble and happy.' haim was recently immortalized in the title of the thrills' new single 'whatever happened to corey haim?' - {imdb.com}

im all for girls making out, but paris and xtina? it sounds unsanitary. sapphic activity erupted between paris hilton and christina aguilera, 'who suddenly started making out' at the virgin cola/body english lounge at the raleigh hotel's rooftop party in the small hours of yesterday morning. - {pagesix.com}

the scariest part of this story is that ana looks about a million times classier than britney. britney spears husband of just 55 hours, jason alexander, found himself another blonde to play with during a recent trip to miami. and his latest squeeze, named ana, has something britney doesn't have - a male member! 'the moment jason saw ana, he went straight over and asked her to dance,' said an eyewitness at miami's club space on the night that alexander, 22, met ana. 'they spent the next four hours dancing, kissing and drinking. i don't think he knew he was kissing a guy. mind you, he seemed pretty drunk.' 'in miami, ana is well-known as a she-male - a guy who looks like a girl but still has his male equipment,' explains the source. 'but most guys from out of town don't have a clue that ana's a transsexual.' just how far did their make-out session go? ana was reluctant to kiss and tell: 'i met the guy in the club, we had a few drinks, we danced, we kissed and that is as far as i'm going with this story,' she/he purred to star. ana's web site says she charges up to $2,000 for a night as a she-male escort, and boasts, 'i'm better than anyone else when it comes to small waist...and that busty bleached blonde look with real 10-inch package.' jason did not return star 's call for comment but his father, dennis alexander, tells star: 'i wouldn't know about this. sure, he was in florida a few weeks ago. but i thought he was going to disney world.' well, at least it was a magical ride. - {starmagazine.com}

the title on this story in the enquirer was tiny tim: weirder than you thought. and i read the story, and it is weird, but i dont think anything could be weirder than i thought tiny tim was. bizarre entertainer tiny tim came across as a lovable crackpot - but offstage he was an incredible ladies' man who seduced women with scripture. to millions, he is best remembered as the ukulele-strumming, falsetto singer who married 'miss vicki' on 'the tonight show.' but he was far stranger than fans ever imagined, according to his former manager and longtime friend stephen plym. in the book 'tiny tim and mr. plym: life as we knew it,' which will be available in bookstores next month, tiny's manager tells all about one of the strangest performers ever - and he gave the enquirer this exclusive sneak preview of his secret-baring book.

toilet issues
the bearish, scraggly haired singer was attracted to underage girls, and often walked around with as much as $4,000 stuffed into his shoes. even though he had no medical reason to, he wore adult diapers, which he changed three and four times a day - sometimes in front of sexual conquests. although he was a germ freak who lived in fear of public toilets and insisted on plastic utensils in restaurants, tiny ignored medical treatment for his diabetes and other problems. throughout his career, tiny (real name: herbert khaury) was wrongly thought to be gay by many fans. in fact, he had just one early gay experience - which plagued him for years. 'i wrote the book to set the record straight on tiny,' plym told the enquirer in an exclusive interview. 'despite his eccentricities, women mobbed him everywhere he went. the real demon in his life - and he hated himself for it - was underage girls. 'but despite being drawn to 15- and 16-year-olds, tiny never had sex with a minor, to my knowledge.'

conquests
however, tiny - who got married three times - didn't let his wedding ring stop him from bedding a steady stream of women, says plym. 'tiny would invite women to his hotel room and then read them scripture as his own unique prelude to seduction. 'but the sex would be over in a matter of seconds. all his life tiny suffered from this problem. once he even tried to treat the problem with the numbing agent orajel.' on dec. 17, 1969, tiny married 17-year-old victoria budinger (aka miss vicki) in front of 45 million tv viewers - but afterward he had a surprise for her that sent their relationship into a tailspin. 'after the ceremony, he surprised miss vicki by insisting on a seven-day preparation period before sharing their marital bed. during those seven days, he prayed, meditated and became spiritually ready,' plym told the enquirer. 'unfortunately, at the end of the allotted time, tiny gave the green light for his bride to jump into bed - and it was all over in two seconds.' tiny and miss vicki had a daughter tulip, but the singer was 'completely indifferent' to the girl, reveals plym. 'after he and miss vicki divorced in 1977, tiny cut off all contact with tulip.'

haunted
although tiny was effeminate, he 'loved and adored women,' says his manager. 'but he was haunted by his one gay experience, which took place when he was a young boy and involved a childhood friend. 'he never repeated it, but it troubled him deeply. he once asked me whether it made him a homosexual.' tiny lived in fear of germs. he showered as frequently as four times a day and scrubbed the toilet after each use. despite his precautions, tiny dropped dead at age 64 during a private performance for the mother of his third wife, miss sue, and her friends. 'after he fell down on the stage, still clutching his ukulele, someone came up and asked tiny if he was o.k.,' plym told the enquirer. 'he said, 'no,' closed his eyes - and that was it.' - {national enquirer}
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {15}
Thursday August 26 2004 @ 7:08PM
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   issue no. 15 on popbytes


omg, you have to go fug yourself! i have to thank popbytes for turning me onto this blog. basically, the site sits around making fun of people which is one of my favorite things to do! in addition to being hilariously funny, always right-on and extremely well-written, it's tagline is 'fugly is the new pretty!' isn't that reason enough to check it out for yourself?!

i got a job. yeah, you heard me: i got a job! you're going to die when i tell you about it. ok, it's a part time job (10 hours/week, so it won't interfere with our gossip) working for an entertainment marketing company. i'm going to get paid to watch tv! specifically, i'm going to be watching for product placements. can you think of anything more perfect for me?!?! the only downer is that as the 'new kid' i got all of the crappy shows to watch 'method and red' is one of them (please be cancelled). however, i was also assigned upn's 'veronica mars' and the early buzz on this one is pretty good.

before we get into this week's dirt, i just had to provide you the link to the latest gross-out from britney. seriously, this makes me feel sick to my stomach. she's foul.

wait, where have i been?! i didn't know that 'rich girl' ally hilfiger did a stint in rehab! does anyone know what it was for?! the glamorous life of a fashionista is coming to a tube near you. page six has learned tommy hilfiger just signed a deal with cbs to be the subject of a reality television show. it's surprising that the red, white and blue-toting titan would wade into the reality pool after his daughter ally's disastrous turn on the mtv show rich girls, which resulted in a stint in rehab and ruined her friendship with the other rich girl, jamie gleicher. - {PageSix.com}

according to gawker.com readers, it's either natasha lyonne (my pick) or tara reid. which actress who starred in a blockbuster movie trilogy has been spotted at grungy downtown nightspots smoking crack? the soused starlet invited a fellow patron to take a hit in the bathroom, but was politely turned down when distinctive white crack smoke billowed from her glass pipe. dazed but unfazed, she turned her attention back to her pipe and took another hit. - {PageSix.com}

i think by now everyone knows that julia roberts is a bitch. but i think what i'm coming to terms with is the fact that i think she's over. benjamin bratt was horrified by the effect fame had on his former lover, superstar julia roberts. the 40-year-old actor dated the 'pretty woman' star for four years until june 2001, but left her to marry 'bond' girl talisa soto, because roberts' celebrity status had made her ego 'unbearable.' bratt says, 'with julia i saw up close what fame really does to a person. it sounds great but it comes with a terrible price. getting too close to the light is a dangerous thing. but i needed to go through that to appreciate what i have now. 'my wife is the most beautiful actress in the world. but what makes her special is that she's beautiful on the inside too. she doesn't have an unbearable ego.' - {The Daily Dish, SFGate.com}

party poopers! the dave matthews band have been accused of unloading 800 pounds of human waste from their tour bus onto a boat filled with passengers. the state of illinois is suing the band for violating state laws amid claims their driver drenched more than 100 people in sewage, after he emptied the septic tank through a grate into the chicago river. a spokesperson for the group says, 'our driver has stated that he was not involved in this incident.' he adds that the band 'will continue to be co-operative in this investigation'. the 'so much to say' group are facing civil penalties of $70,000 for allegedly violating water pollution and public nuisance legislation. - {imdb.com}

uh, huh. i suspected something like this. paris hilton didn't lose her dog, tinkerbelle, after all. while the celebutante was putting out apbs on her missing mutt, he was exactly where she left him. according to a friend of hers, it seems that paris, in slightly cloudy shape, had dropped the pup off at her grandparents' house. when tinkerbelle's plight started getting press, the grandparents' housekeeper called and reminded paris where her pooch was. a rep for hilton denied the story. - {PageSix.com}

yeah, i would say she's smiling she went from schwimmer (ew) to jim carrey! not that jc isn't kind of gross, but he's sooo much better than schwimmer! jim carrey is thrilled playboy model carla alapont refused to marry david schwimmer - because she's now the 'liar liar' star's girlfriend. the actor, 42, is inseparable from the 24-year-old and has helped her through her depression following her break-up with the 'friends' star last christmas. a close friend says carrey has 'put a smile back on carla's face' ever since. - {The Daily Dish, SFGate.com}

doubtful. also strangely quiet to mischief-talking motormouths this week were madonna's peeps, who're normally pretty gabby. falling-out chitchat has it that ms. m. is peeved that certain kabbalah folks leaked word of her upcoming 'spiritual' trip to israel. listen, i think that gal goes to the john and figures out some way to make it a mystical experience, but what the hell do i know? just that she's now thinking of distancing herself from demi's religious hang for a bit and calling the soul-cleansing journey off altogether-that'll show those gossipy bracelet types! speaking of which, that rabbi-blessed stringy thing m. wears has been mysteriously absent from missus ritchie's wrist on occasion. mean anything? maybe she took it off to do the dishes? which you know she does. and i'm not kidding here. sorry, but that is a crime and a shame. madonna just should not be squirtin' the joy. please. spousal

p.s.: word from the domestic front, too, my sweet 'n' sours, is that mister ritchie ain't all that kabbalah-crazy himself. is madonna having to choose her cushy corners, i wonder? - {The Awful Truth, eonline.com}

i'm gonna have to think about this one. what are your guesses? i don't think it would be entirely inaccurate to say mr. rex, no stranger to the porn biz, has a taut thang or two in common with muscled manfred. you see, m2 has been riding high on the he-man appeal of his abs, quads, sneer and soloflex-sublime bod for a while now. but let's back up (manny sure loves to). for simply ages, man-poo has kept his guy-preferring ways on the down-low; such the money-grubbing bore, that one. the nerve of him wanting to keep his livelihood afloat! never mind. be that as it homosexually hidden may, m.m. has long had a boyish thing going with one of his previous costars (a real guy's guy, too, i'm blabbin' atcha)-a fling that's far from over, contrary to randy rumor. but that sitch may be changing in the near future. mr. m. has a much talked about project going down. hotter than hot, actually. real credit-grabbing stuff, fer sure. but m2 has actually been such a pain in the well-worked-out behind to most of his colleagues, two things are occurring: nobody can stand looking at the final product, their stomachs are so damn churning already from dealing with the pissy poof; and folks are becoming more and more careless about covering for manny's private poofy ways. revenge? nah. karma? perhaps... - {The Awful Truth, eonline.com}
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {14}
Thursday August 19 2004 @ 8:08PM
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   issue no. 14 on popbytes


At the risk of sounding un-American, I have to vent about how much I HATE THE OLYMPICS!!! In fact, I hate them so much that I've given up the entire NBC family during the dreaded events. NO Today show, NO Access Hollywood. I'm serious about this.

It's hard to explain why I hate them so much, but I've narrowed it down to two things. First of all, I really hate anything that screws with 'regular programming' (damn you Emergency Broadcast System monthly tests!). Secondly, I haaaate the sob stories. I know it goes against everything I normally stand for to hate these weepy snippets, but I do. I hate them!!!

So, I guess until September it's Netflix, magazines and daydreaming about new celebrity boyfriend addition, Tom Welling.

Has anyone read a good book lately? Email me your recommendations!
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You know what I keep telling you about Jared Leto...if he's not gay or bi, he's at least dabbled with boys. A former co-worker of mine was friends with him and his BOYFRIEND in art school. Jared Leto plays a gay character in Alexander - and he also did a pretty good job of playing one during a recent interview. Leto plays Hephaestion, who was a general, confidante and probably the lover of Alexander the Great - played by Colin Farrell - in the $100 million Oliver Stone epic due out later this year. When Leto met withwriter Degen Pener for the gay magazine Out, he surprised Pener by repeatedly touching his arm and thigh, winking at him, and even flicking his nipple. 'I know I'm gay,' Leto told Pener. 'I must be gay. I fuck flicked your nipple.' 'He was definitely flirting, but I'm not under the impression that he's going to be my boyfriend,' Pener told The Scoop. 'I think his attitude was just, 'I'm doing an interview with a gay magazine, I'm going to have fun with it.'' 'He was a genuine character,' says Pener. 'I liked him a lot. When I told him that some of his gay fans would be upset that there aren't any sex scenes between him and Colin, he said, 'If there had been, it would be the best man-on-man sex you've ever seen.' ' But, says Pener, Leto 'got really quiet' when asked about his personal life. 'He didn't mention [former, long-time] girlfriend Cameron Diaz once and when I asked him who he's dating [he's rumored to be seeing Scarlett Johansson] he shook his head and refused to answer.' - {The Scoop, MSNBC.com}

Hmmm...I'm not sure that this is actually 'evidence' against Cindy. But, what a dick Wesley Snipes is! And you know, 'they say' that he's the one that roughed up Halle Berry years ago. Porn queen Jenna Jameson tattles on all the horny celebrities she claims have hit on her in her new book - including Cindy Crawford. In How to Make Love Like a Porn Star (ReganBooks), Jameson recounts her encounter with the supermodel, whom she met while Jameson was doing a guest-hosting stint on the E! channel. 'I kept getting a weird vibe from her,' writes Jameson, an avowed bisexual who's had sex with hundreds of women. 'I knew what it meant, because I'd experienced it so many times before, but I kept dismissing it. It couldn't be true: she was Cindy Crawford, after all.' The X-rated icon continues: 'When I turned my back...Cindy reached over and rubbed the back of my neck. 'Ooh,' she cooed. 'Look at your beautiful tattoo!' 'She touched my neck so softly and sensually...It was too much. She was so larger than life that I couldn't even imagine running my tongue along that trademark mole of hers. So I excused myself to get a drink.' (Crawford, who once bought a full-page newspaper ad with then-hubby Richard Gere declaring their heterosexuality, has always maintained that she only likes men.) On another occasion, Jameson had a run-in with Blade star Wesley Snipes, whose suave pickup line was, 'Do you like it up the [bleep]?' 'Being a porn star, I was used to such questions,' Jameson writes. 'But Wesley had no idea I was a porn star. Either way, I was offended. I looked at him blankly, stood up, and walked away. That was the first and last time I ever saw him.' Bruce Willis fared only slightly better. At a party once, 'He didn't say a word,' Jameson recalls, 'He [just] pushed me up against the wall and kissed me. After 30 seconds of passionate tongueing, he just walked away without a word.' As Jameson was leaving the bash, she writes, 'A bodyguard walked up to me and said, 'Mr. Willis is waiting in his limousine.' 'He's going to be waiting a long time,' I responded. There's a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and he had crossed it.' Elsewhere in the book, co-written by former Times music critic Neil Strauss, Jameson recounts her sex sessions with the 'massively endowed' Marilyn Manson and her encounters with Nicolas Cage who smelled like 'the distilled sweat of homeless people.' - {PageSix.com}

Am I the only one who's totally transfixed by this Andy Dick meltdown? Move over, Courtney Love. Step aside, Tara Reid. Andy Dick may have captured the crown of celebrity dom's reigning party monster. Howard Stern shared a juicy anecdote about Dick while reading our story yesterday about Dick's vodka- fueled rampage at nightspots Suede and Plan B, where the kooky comic tried to stick his tongue down the throats of several men and women, slapped others and burst into tears over the death of his 'best friend' Rick James. Stern reported that Dick, a frequent guest, once got decked by Wesley Snipes after the bisexual funny man propositioned Snipes. And we've learned that the same fate befell Dick after he did a stand-up comedy show at Washington University in St. Louis several months ago. After being ejected from an alumni dinner for smoking pot in the basement, Dick crashed a Sigma Epsilon frat party and was punched out after he grabbed a frat brother's crotch, reports The Post's Susannah Cahalan. Dick was kicked out and caught a ride home from a kindly couple, whom he invited to his hotel for a threesome. They declined. - {PageSix.com}

Ok, one more Dick mention. Does anyone watch 'The Surreal Life' on VH1? Did you see the ep where Andy Dick comes to the mansion and almost hooks up with Trishelle from The Real World: Las Vegas? Maybe they should get together...? Andy Dick kicked off his debauched week in New York by throwing up on a hapless partier at Butter on Monday night. Dick, there for a party rapper Lil Jon threw to launch his energy drink Crunk, was downstairs with party staples Sean Lennon, Devon Aoki and Chloe Sevigny when he lost control. A music magazine editor had the misfortune of sitting alone at a table when Dick and his assistant decided to join her. The wayward comic took one sip of his drink before ducking his head under the table to hurl. 'It came out like a rope!' he proudly announced to the editor, whose $200 jeans he ruined. Then, suddenly embarrassed, he whispered, 'Did anyone see me?' before staggering off to the bathroom. - {Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, NYPost.com}

Ewwww...Jean Claude Van Damme?!?! It's no wonder Naomi Campbell's maid snapped this week - from the sounds of it, the supermodel's demands on her staff would drive anyone crazy. Her personal assistants suffer through duties including:

• Flying across the border to Canada to personally pick up the model's hair weave from its manufacturers, then bringing the precious wig back as a carry on.

• Making sure the model doesn't run around naked. One year in Paris, her poor assistant had to drag Campbell into a hotel room after Campbell ran through hotel halls nude following a tryst with Jean Claude Van Damme.

• Acting as her personal valet. Campbell makes her assistants pack and carry all of her luggage.

• Keeping her company at all times. Campbell has a fear of being left alone - and little need for sleep - and expects her assistant to be available at all hours.

Meanwhile, the embattled Campbell last week hired Jennifer Lopez's former crisis manager Rob Shuter at Dan Klores Associates to handle her latest PR disaster. - {Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, NYPost.com}

Did you read where Jake supposedly had a date with Jennifer 'Love' Hewitt?! Gross. Breaking up is hard to do - just ask Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. Although Gyllenhaal recently went on a date with perennially unlucky-in-love Jennifer Love Hewitt, he was spotted last week grocery shopping with Dunst at a Whole Foods market. 'They seemed very much the couple, laughing, smiling and chatting away with a checkout girl,' said our witness. - {PageSix.com}

I read that Michael Vartan and Neve Campbell may be hooking up. Whatever happened to her, anyway?? Jennifer Garner has confirmed rumors she's split from her Alias castmate Michael Vartan. The brunette beauty - who has recently been linked to her Daredevil co-star Ben Affleck - finally spoke about the tabloid reports after two months of speculation on their coupling. Garner began dating Vartan last year after she split from husband Scott Foley. Last month Vartan refused to acknowledge he was no longer dating Garner to Us Weekly magazine, saying, 'I'm not going to confirm if Jennifer and I are still together.' However during promotional activities from 13 Going on 30 in Australia, Garner told Fox radio station she was young, free and single once again. She says, 'I am single. I am single and boring and home on Saturday night all by myself.' - {The Daily Dish, SFGate.com}

I could do the 'white girl' dance with Tara and Paris! We found ourselves at Ghost Bar late Friday the 13th and early Saturday morning. The highlight of the night? Watching Paris Hilton and Tara Reid party like rock stars and dance like, well...white girls. One dude, who was also watching these tarts perform turned to us and said, 'Man, isn't it amazing they have all that money, but they still can't dance'. Despite being discombopulated, Paris and Tara looked hot, were guarded by Maloof's goons, and for the most part seemed to be drinking, dancing, and talking on their cell phones. (How could they possibly hear anything, it was so loud in there). Every once in a while the blonde bombshells would leave their stash of Belvedere to run out into the crowd of 'regular folks' and bring a stray back into their lair. Maybe that was the point of all the cell phone chatter? Rumor is Nicole Richie was with them, but we didn't spend any time looking for her. - {hotelchatter.com}

Seriously, who does Thandie Newton think she is??? I'm obsessing over the interview with Thandie Newton in the latest issue of Trace magazine. First of all (you'll have to imagine the snaps), she doesn't even want an Oscar, okay? 'The Oscars mean nothing to me now,' she says. 'After Beloved, I realized that a lot of people in the Academy just don't get to watch a lot of the movies that come out.' Newton, who left icicles on my notepad after my own brief encounter with her, addresses rumors that she's perceived by African-Americans as being cold. 'It might be because I'm English and educated.' Brrr! 'It may also be the accent and the very cool sophistication people see in me.' Double brrr! She concludes, 'Emotionally I'm a chameleon, and when I'm presenting myself in a formal way, it may seem rehearsed. I guess I carry some of my mum's spirit with me, and perhaps African-American audiences can sense that bottomless African sadness in me.' - {Gatecrasher, NYDN.com}

I keep waiting for Michael Pitt to do something big. Don't know who he is? Click here! Once a movie shoot ends, so do many on-set affairs. So it's impressive that the fling between Michael Pitt and Asia Argento lasted through two movie shoots - Argento's adaptation of novelist J.T. Leroy's The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things and Gus Van Sant's rock drama, Last Days. Pitt, the Leo DiCaprio look-alike who recently starred in Bernardo Bertolucci's steamy The Dreamers, flipped for Argento on the 'Heart' set and their romance continued during 'Last Days,' in which they co-star. But we hear that Italian sexpot Asia recently called things off. 'Michael is pretty upset,' says our spy. - {PageSix.com}
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {13}
Thursday August 12 2004 @ 6:08PM
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   issue no. 13 on popbytes


Did you know that (according to online gossip site Ananova.com) Justin Timberlake's friends call him 'Trousersnake?' I think that's a load of crap! These British gossips are always making shit up and 'quoting' celebs - but the words they use are things that Brits say, not the way an American would say it! Trousersnake - puhleeze. Well, anyway, lots of people are saying that Trousersnake and Cameron Diaz are engaged. The best thing I've read comes from Defamer.com: 'We would never be so cynical as to try and guess the duration of the union, as marriage is a blessed institution strengthened each time two celebrities give themselves to each other for a brief time, but a friend very, very, very close to Defamer gives it seven months (five if they're ever in the same city after the honeymoon).'

Just two guys out, catching a flick together... Was Tom Cruise trying to hide some thing at the 'Collateral' premiere the other night in Harlem? According to a witness, the actor's entourage included a man who was a 'young version of Tom.' When Cruise went to take his seat, he looked at his doppelganger who was sitting next to a heavyset man. The friend pointed to a seat next to the heavyset man. And Cruise sat down. But when the lights went out, Cruise's friend and the heavyset man exchanged places so the actor could sit right next to his friend. After the movie Tom ran out with 10 bodyguards escorting him into the freight elevator, leaving behind his pal (who joined him later at the after-party.) 'It was odd,' said our spy. Others in Los Angeles note the doppelganger has been Cruise's trainer for years. - {PageSix.com}

I will seriously be so pissed off if these two get together. Scarlett Johansson is looking for love and has reportedly asked to be set up with newly single star Jake Gyllenhaal. The Lost In Translation star has met Gyllenhaal a few times, and friends say that the pair are perfectly matched. Now she has asked her representatives to organize her a date with the actor - who recently ended his long-term relationship with actress Kirsten Dunst. A pal says, 'He's a little younger than her usual type, but they really clicked. They both grew up in dynamic and creative families and Jake has an old head on young shoulders, just like her.' Johansson, who is rumored to have had a fling with Benicio Del Toro at last year's Oscars, makes no secret of the fact that she is looking for love. She recently said, 'I'm a girl in the prime of my life and I'd like to celebrate that with someone. The thing is, I'd definitely like to be in a relationship with the right person. That's why I'm looking.' - {imdb.com}

Have you seen Andy Dick's show on MTV, 'The Assistant?' I was watching it yesterday trying to figure out if Andy was just taking the piss (as my British and Irish friends would say) or if he was being real. My guess after reading this is that he's being really and truly f'd up 'real.' TV comic Andy Dick went on a randy rampage at Suede early yesterday that ended after he burst into tears over the death of his friend Rick James and was thrown out of the Chelsea club by 'Little Shop of Horrors' star Joey Fatone. Dick, the star of MTV's 'The Assistant,' was desperately in need of a minion to get him under control as he tried to kiss any man or woman he bumped into, including 'Austin Powers' actor Seth Green, rolled around on the men's room floor, and asked clubgoers if they had cocaine. The vodka and cranberry-swilling comic then barricaded himself in Suede's dishwashing room and began sobbing uncontrollably about James, who died last week, reports an eyewitness who witnessed the meltdown. 'My best friend is dead!' Dick wailed. 'He's gone! He's dead! You don't understand! All my best friends die!' Dick then handed a dishwasher a stack of $100 bills so he could 'live in the room.' When Fatone - whom Dick taunted as 'Fat One' - and Suede owner Eytan Sugarman tried to coax him to leave, Dick said, 'You don't want to push me around, because I'm perfectly capable of doing this' - and punched an unidentified friend standing next to him in the face. Finally, Fatone, the former *NSYNC member who co-hosts a Tuesday night party at Suede with promoter Brandon Marcel, dragged the blubbering Dick outside with the help of Sugarman and loaded him into a cab in front of a crowd that included Green, Mets outfielder Cliff Floyd and MTV veejay Vanessa Minnillo. Green was overheard sputtering, 'That guy tried to kiss me,' as Dick was hauled past him. But Dick's rowdy romp wasn't over yet. The former 'News Radio' star, who has battled drug and alcohol abuse in the past, headed downtown to Plan B on Avenue B and promptly commenced smooching and slapping the people inside. 'He was obviously obliterated,' Plan B co-owner Josh Boyd told us. 'He jumped on the back of Jason Battle, my co-owner, and kept trying to kiss him. Then he started getting violent and bitch-slapping people. 'We finally quarantined him and put him in a separate room. But then he slipped outside and skipped out on his $300 bar tab. The last anyone saw of him, he was rolling around the street on Avenue B.' Dick's manager declined comment. - {PageSix.com}

I was reading this week that Kate Hudson is a bit of a spoiled rich-kid bitch. It made me a little sad because I really wanted her to be cool. Kate Hudson has resumed her smoking habit to help her lose the 60 pounds she gained during her pregnancy. The 'Almost Famous' actress, 25, is depending on cigarettes to drop down to her original dress size for film 'Skeleton Sky' -- after the arrival of her baby son Ryder Russell Robinson in January. A source says, 'She quit smoking when she was pregnant but she's started again to help her lose weight. 'She's breast-feeding, so it's really not ideal.' - {dailydish.com}

Count me in - I LOVE Ashlee Simpson. Out in La-La land, pop sensation Ashlee Simpson has called it quits with singer Ryan Cabrera. Cabrera, also managed by Ashlee's father, Joe Simpson, has been featured on MTV's 'Ashlee Simpson Show,' but scheduling problems have doomed their budding fling. 'They are both so busy with touring and promotion,' a source shared. 'They looked at the calendar and realized that the next time they'd be able to get together is a year from now.' - {PageSix.com}

Kim Basinger or Catherine Zeta-Jones? Which big screen diva who has been embroiled in an ugly court battle was so upset when she didn't get her requested shrimp salad on a United flight that she actually uttered, 'Don't know you who I am?' - {PageSix.com}

Calvin Klein is really gross. Which Hamptons host who hired a multitude of male models to prettify his big bash earlier this summer tried to get at least two of the shirtless studs to take Viagra, so they'd stand at attention during the festivities? The boys refused... - {PageSix.com}

Before you shed any tears for poor old Nicky and Paris, read this... Paris and Nicky Hilton made it simple for thieves to burglarize their Beverly Hills home - the sexy sibs had a habit of leaving their front door unlocked. Pals say Paris lost her keys and purse so often that the airy heiresses decided to keep their abode unlocked. Nicky found out about last week's break-in and called Paris, who was partying at the time with ex-boyfriend Jason Shaw at the L.A. club Concorde. 'She started crying and Jason comforted her,' our spy said. Paris has good cause to be upset. Among the items stolen were cash, jewelry and - uh-oh - personal video tapes. Hilton's rep didn't return calls. - {PageSix.com}

Hmmmm...is this a publicity stunt? It's a match made in R&B heaven: Apparently Usher and Alicia Keys have been getting cozy. The pair have been in New York shooting the video for their upcoming duet, 'My Boo.' According to sources, they were inseparable during the shoot at Silvercup Studios on Wednesday and Thursday. 'They've been really close - at photo shoots, at rehearsals, all over town!' said a source close to the singers divulged. The song doesn't hurt either - its romantic lyrics are all about first true love. Usher, 25, broke up with his 33-year-old rapper girlfriend 'Chilli' from the group TLC several months ago and has been single since. Keys, who's on her second album, has not been linked with anyone recently. - {Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, NYPost.com}

Sometimes old gossip is better than current gossip! Secret tapes have emerged in which Marilyn Monroe revealed she had a lesbian fling with actress Joan Crawford. The tapes, which were made while Marilyn was having therapy, reveal that Monroe did not enjoy the experience. The news was revealed by author Matthew Smith, who is currently writing a book on Monroe. He said: 'She described an intimate moment in some detail and told how she and Joan had sex.' Marilyn was heard saying: 'I told her straight out I didn't much enjoy doing it with a woman. 'After I turned her down she got spiteful.' Monroe also revealed how her second husband, baseball legend Joe DiMaggio, was a let-down in bed. She said: 'Marrying him was a mistake. He wasn't that interested.' - {ananova.com}
YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME {12}
Thursday August 5 2004 @ 2:08PM
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you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 12 on popbytes


Don't you miss Scientologists? Everyone I know is sick of Kabbalah. And almost everyone I know is sick of Paris Hilton this week. It seems as though we're split into two camps - those who think it's a publicity stunt and those who think Nick really did it. In case you're one of the few who haven't been keeping up with the brouhaha this week, click here for the pictures and below you'll find the he said/she said versions of the story. The one good thing that came out of all of this is that I found a fun new site! PopstarInsider.com is a hoot! I found myself reading more than I thought I would and longing to join the girls on a celebrity hunt.
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Now, before we head into the Paris/Nick crap, I need to tell you about my new celebrity boyfriend, Adrian Grenier. He's one of the stars of HBO's new series, 'Entourage.' It airs after 'Six Feet Under' on Sunday nights and it's great. Besides hunky Adrian, Kevin Dillon is amazingly funny in it. Check it out!

The Truth According to Paris's Camp A bruised and battered Paris Hilton is telling pals ex-boyfriend Nick Carter hit her, leaving the ugly marks on her face and arms. In photos, Hilton has an obviously swollen lip and bruises up and down both arms. She has said the bruising came in Los Angeles Monday evening, after she and Carter joined pal Amanda Demme at the Argyle Hotel, where Demme throws a weekly party. 'They were dirty dancing together,' said one Argyle spy. 'They were very lovey-dovey, staring into each other's eyes. We all thought they were back together.' But after Hilton and the ex-Backstreet Boy left the Argyle to party at another club, Joseph's, the mood turned sour. 'Nick wanted to leave, Paris didn't,' said a Hilton pal, adding, 'Nick forced Paris to leave, he made her get in a cab with him.' Hilton alleges to friends Carter later lost his temper. Friends say Hilton is 'scared to death.' The pal added: 'He has major anger-management issues...We have seen bruises on her before and asked her about them. She has always denied it - until now.' Another Paris pal added, 'Nick made his bed, now he has to lie in it.' A friend of her sister, Nicky Hilton, confirmed to yet another source that both Nicky and Paris claim the person responsible for Paris' bruises is Carter. Hilton's rep, Tracy Shaffer, declined comment. Carter's lawyer, Marty Singer, fiercely denied Carter had anything to do with the bruises on Hilton, claiming Hilton is spreading rumors because she's angry with the pop star. 'Even though they broke up, they spent Monday night together, and Paris left Nick's house Tuesday morning happy,' Singer said. 'This is all because Paris was upset by what Nick told People magazine.' Singer also claimed that Hilton had been scheduled for a photo shoot Tuesday with celebrity shutterbug David LaChapelle. 'It was going to be an S&M shoot,' the lawyer said. Carter told his side of the breakup story to People, while Hilton told her side to a rival magazine, Us Weekly. Hilton gave no indication that violence contributed to the breakup. Hilton said, 'I need time alone,' before revealing that she broke up with Carter in a phone call. Hilton did say her friends weren't happy with her relationship. 'Nicole [Richie] will be happy. She didn't like me with Nick,' Hilton said. The magazine quoted a friend of Hilton saying: 'Nick was very jealous of Paris and her career. He'd get mad at all the attention she got.' Singer fumed: 'This is reciprocity. On Tuesday, he drove her to a business meeting and she called him later that night to see if he wanted to go out with her to some event. He said no! They had a big argument Thursday after People hit the newsstands because she was upset because he [had told the magazine] about her name tattooed on him. In our opinion, it's clearly retaliation.' When told of Singer's claims, Shaffer snapped, 'No comment!' Meanwhile, Hilton has tried to maintain her busy social schedule. On Wednesday, Hilton hit another L.A. club, Concorde, with sister Nicky and actors Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama. Hilton flew to New York yesterday to join her family in Southampton to attend a benefit for her recently deceased grandmother. - {nypost.com}

Nick's story Nick Carter broke down in tears during a reunion with his Backstreet Boy bandmates in Los Angeles on Friday - after he was quizzed over ex-lover Paris Hilton's shocking bruises. The hitmaker has rubbished speculation that he was responsible for Hilton's injuries, which were discovered after she was spotted with a swollen lip and bruised arms at Hollywood's Concord Club last Wednesday. The couple split on July 22 following a seven month romance which many believed would end in marriage. Carter struggled to regain his composure as he and bandmates AJ McLean, Howie Dorough and Kevin Richardson worked on new material at a recording studio. He finally snapped after a passer-by berated him over the alleged incident. He ran to his car and was photographed sobbing with his head in his hands. One onlooker tells website Popstarinsider.Com: 'Suddenly it got very intense. I won't go there with what happened, but the situation was sad. Next things we knew, Nick was in his car crying. I was about to cry too!' Hilton has refused to confirm Carter's explanation that she received the injuries during an S&M photo shoot. - {imdb.com}

If I were Tara, I would be showing those boobs off, too. They're pretty good. Tara Reid is once again tipsily terrorizing the streets of New York. Pedestrians on Houston Street got an eyeful earlier this week when Reid, a passenger in a black Range Rover, decided to give everyone an impromptu peep show. 'Tara was wearing a green dress and leaning out the window of the Range Rover with her new [breasts exposed], screaming her head off,' laughed our spy. The next day a hungover Reid jetted off to Sardinia to join some socialite pals on vacation. Reid's rep confirmed she was in Sardinia. - {PageSix.com}

Hey Johnny Knoxville, wanna party?! Kate Moss' kissing buddy Johnny Knoxville claims their intimate behavior together is the supermodel's 'way of partying.' The 'Jackass' star, 33, has been spotted canoodling with the British beauty in London and New York, while his wife of seven years Melanie looks after their 6-year-old daughter Madison. Knoxville explains of his liaison with Moss, 'Kate and I are great friends. We partied a lot when I was in London. 'That's Kate's way of partying.' - {The Daily Dish, SFGate.com}

Ok, this really pisses me off. American Media seems to be backing off its bombshell claim that Mary-Kate Olsen was treated in a Utah clinic for cocaine addiction. Both Star magazine and the National Enquirer reported last month that Mary-Kate had checked into Cirque Lodge for cocaine, not an eating disorder. But the tabs are singing a different tune this week after some cooperation from the Olsen camp. Star's cover features a photo of the twins smiling aboard a private plane. The shot was provided to Star by Olsen's handlers after Star threatened to run a less-than-flattering shot of Mary-Kate, says Olsen spokesman Michael Pagnotta. 'We felt it was in Mary-Kate's interest to have as good a picture as we could provide,' he said. 'Our lawyers came into an agreement with their lawyers.' Star's accompanying story does not mention cocaine, instead reporting that Mary-Kate was in treatment for anorexia. But AMI mouthpiece Stu Zakim claims the weeklies are standing by their coke claims. 'The cocaine story is still true, but it was old news,' he explained. 'She was always being treated for anorexia and cocaine.' (This despite Star's headline, 'It's Not Anorexia - It's Drugs!') Pagnotta hinted that AMI backed down under pressure by the Olsens' lawyers: 'The cocaine stories were false, and it was pointed out internally. We made the best out of what was not an easy situation.' - {PageSix.com}

American Media tops my 'Lame-o List' this week. A source told The Scoop a while back that, because of the threat of a lawsuit, the Star no longer publishes info about Jennifer Lopez without her permission - an allegation that the tab denied. Now the source tells us that the ban extends to the Star's sister publications, including the National Enquirer. In fact, the moratorium forced The Enquirer in its current issue to refer to J. Lo's ex-hubby Cris Judd as the guy 'who used to be married to singer Marc Anthony's new wife.' - {The Scoop, msnbc.com}

TOM CRUISE IS A HETEROSEXUAL MAN. Tom Cruise wants to get hitched again. 'I am the guy that is going to get married again. I will never give up on that,' the 'Collateral' star declared while promoting the movie in Los Angeles. 'I will never be done with love, never, ever.' What's more, the star, who was married to Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman, revealed his gender preference. 'I love relationships,' Cruise proclaimed. 'I love women.' - {The Scoop, msnbc.com}

Vincent Gallo really creeps me outbut at the same time I kind of dig him. He talked for about three hours after the film...i shit you not. in that time, maybe ten questions were asked of him. despite claiming that he's shy, he's a natural born storyteller and conversationalist. and oh my gaw, does he have some INCREDIBLE stories to tell! he namedropped everyone from Christina Aguilera to Richard Avedon; he told stories about watching porn with Rick Rubin (his best friend!!!) and getting 'prescription' drugs for 'Noni' Ryder at a pharmacy in New Hampshire at 3:30 in the morning. he broke down the Roger Ebert battle for us (side note: even though Gallo banned him from tonight's screening in Chicago, the two are scheduled to go out to dinner together) and delighted in telling us about the giant billboard on Sunset Boulevard that he purchased WITH HIS OWN MONEY to promote the film...he even took us out to his car afterwards to show us pictures of it that he had on his laptop. he gossiped about Kirsten Dunst, revealed that Sage Stallone was the winning bidder on EBay for his camera equipment, briefly preached about the negative consequences of national health care and called Sean Lennon 'the most talented musician alive today' (he tends to lay the hyperbole on a little thick at times). - {whatevs.org}

Does anyone out there still like Gwynnie? Naming her baby Apple and using heated glass bottles to suck the toxins from her red-carpet-going back are just a couple of the many quirks exhibited by New Age nutter Gwyneth Paltrow, according to Star magazine. For one thing, she and hubby Chris Martin purposefully bought their new $4.5 million London home near three of her alternative-health gurus. Now, the mag tells us her latest oddity: In addition to reportedly using the color-coded rainbow diet to do her meal planning, she apparently practices a ritual in which she sits nude in front of a mirror to observe how her body reacts to the food. We've heard of watching your diet, but this is ridiculous. - {Tab Fab, Eonline.com}

Question for Russell Simmons: WHY?!?!?! (Have you seen the mugshot?) The timing of Kimora Lee Simmons' arrest for charges including possession of marijuana couldn't be better for her husband: hip-hop impresario Russell Simmons is in the midst of promoting his new Court TV series, 'Hip-Hop Justice.' The show, which examines whether law enforcement unjustly targets rappers, is the perfect forum for Kimora's story since she's claiming her innocence. 'I am always looking for new material for my new show, but I didn't think my family would be candidates,' she told AllHipHop.com. There might even be video of her arrest. Because Kimora pulled over in front of her estate's gates, the whole incident was filmed by surveillance cameras. Simmons did not return calls. - {PageSix.com}

Will and Jada separated? As of press time, I haven't heard back from Jada's flackers, but the point remains: The 32-year-old wife to international superstah Will was without her wedding band at the press junket and premieres for Michael Mann's Collateral. However, a spokesperson for Mr. S. could not have been more helpful: 'They're still together,' sniffed the repper. 'He's been in Europe for I, Robot.' Fab. Now that that's settled (yeah, right), let's move on to another dangling derring-do sitch, one that occurred during filming of I, Robot. Recall Will's semiscandalous shower scene? He is, of course, completely nude (as most people are when bathing). And in the side view the camera offers the audience, one of Smith's legs is precisely placed in front of the other, so as to hide Mr. S.'s procreative machinery. Tasteful. But hardly discreet is the tawk from Robot set vets, who tell me the damn thing had to be strapped to his thigh with duct tape, it was so cumbersome. And don't pretend for one friggin' second you don't know to what I'm referring, 'kay? 'It was in some kind of glove or sleeve,' elaborated Smith's press dude. 'And as they say in Godzilla, it's not about the size. It was about privacy for Will.' Well, if I were interested in privacy, I wouldn't be writing this obnoxious missive, would I? 'Who taped Will's member to his leg?' I asked, feeling it was-if anything-the obvious query. 'Was Jada on the set that day?' 'I'll let your imagination answer that one, Ted,' replied the rep. Not a good idea, I assure you. - {The Awful Truth, eonline.com}
YOU DIDNT HEAR THAT FROM ME... you didnt hear it from me...by nikkib
   issue no. 11 on popbytes


Hey ya'll! I'm having such a great summer. Not only has it been a good gossip season, but did you see Fox's Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy It was seriously priceless. I missed Amish in the City on Wednesday, but you can bet I'll watch it next week. I've been hooked on the Democratic Convention all week and my husband hasn't hooked up our TiVo yet - so I've missed all the good shows! I've missed nip/tuck 2 weeks in a row! Will someone please tell me what happened?!

So, in case you needed proof that the world has gone crazy, Target is now selling Kabbalah Red String bracelets. (update - target is no longer selling em!) I think this definitely puts the Kabbalists ahead of the Scientologists.

I predicted this weeks ago! Ben Affleck has been romantically linked to his 'Daredevil' co-star Jennifer Garner. Affleck, who was reportedly dating TV executive Enza Sambataro after his split from 'Gigli' co-star Jennifer Lopez, is now at the center of media claims he and Garner have been enjoying romantic outings in Canada. Garner - rumored to have recently split from her 'Alias' co-star Michael Vartan, who's currently making the movie 'Monster-in-Law' with J.Lo - is staying at a rented private home in Vancouver, Canada as she makes her 'Daredevil' spin-off Elektra. And while Affleck has mostly been in Los Angeles, sources tell America's Star magazine he's made at least one three-hour flight to the Canadian city to visit Garner. A source says, '(They were spotted in) downtown Vancouver kissing and holding hands. They were also seen kissing and hanging out in between set-ups at her trailer.' Representatives for both stars deny there is any romance. - {imdb.com}

Can't you just imagine JHo's mom (who, for some reason I picture looking just like Lupe Ontiveros) sitting at a blackjack table bitching about Marc Anthony? Jennifer Lopez's mother Guadalupe reportedly prefers her daughter's ex- fiance Ben Affleck to her new son-in-law Marc Anthony. Former teacher Guadalupe has always supported J.Lo's many marriages and engagements, but told casino punters she missed Affleck's companionship as a fellow gambler at the Borgata Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Friday. According to American gossip site Pagesix.Com, Guadalupe dined at the Old Homestead restaurant following her gambling spree and told staff she loved to bet alongside poker fanatic Affleck - who ended his engagement with Lopez in January. A restaurant employee says, 'Guadalupe said she doesn't like Marc Anthony and said she far preferred Ben Affleck.' - {imdb.com}

I don't have anything funny to say about this. I love Donatella! Diva designer Donatella Versace is in rehab for cocaine addiction. The perpetually tanned queen of the fashion world recently quietly checked into a center for the drug-plagued at an undisclosed location, a top industry source told Page Six. Friends said the 49-year-old designer of the family's famed clothing line has been privately battling a drug problem for years. A Versace family spokesman confirmed the designer has now been relegated to rehab, adding: 'The family views this as a private matter. We hope the press will respect this as such.' The blond-maned designer had failed to do her usual couture show in Paris for the first time this year, setting tongues wagging that drugs may have already gotten the best of her. But the family rep denied the couture no-show was because of Versace's drug woes. He said it was simply a company business decision. - {PageSix.com}

Ok, ok this story is funny, but I can't see Nicole Kidman talking about it like this. Can you? Troubled superstar Michael Jackson begged Hollywood superstar Nicole Kidman to be his date at the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards - but she politely declined. The singer, 44 - who is facing trial on child molestation charges - got his people to call single Kidman to arrange for the Oscar-winning beauty, 37, to accompany him to the annual music event. But he was left red-faced when she snubbed his advances. Kidman explains, 'There was a call from his people to mine asking if he could take me to the Awards. 'I had never even met him, it was a little strange. Kidman, whose romance with rocker Lenny Kravitz ended earlier this year, admits she doesn't feel tempted to start a relationship with Jackson. She adds, 'I did decline but, hey, the way my love life is I took it as a great compliment. 'I keep thinking of those photographs of Michael in a shocking wig at Disneyland looking ridiculous. 'So call me crazy but it just didn't tempt me to want to accept.' - {The Daily Dish, SFGate.com}

I can't do better than one Gawker.com came up with: Kimora Lee: Asian Woman Arrested For Driving While Black In today's Rush & Molloy, the gossipers try to explicate the arrest of designer Kimora Lee Simmons this weekend. Kimora was handcuffed, booked, and charged on Sunday night in New Jersey: the charges were reckless driving and 'possessing marijuana.' Yow! Supermodel busted with dope! Or is it? This is 'another example of a prominent member of the hip-hop community being made an example of.' said Stacey Richman, her lawyer. Uh...Then her husband, mogul Russell Simmons, invokes racial profiling: 'I just want to be treated fairly.' Am I losing my mind here? Did cops just pull over one of the richest Asian women in New Jersey, and the PR and legal defense is that she got pulled over because she's culturally black? - {Gawker.com}

Lindsay and Hilary maybe? It seems to start snowing inside nightclub bathrooms whenever a teen queen steps inside to 'powder her nose' these days. Our spys at Avalon in L.A. say that one very famous underage starlet, who regularly gets soused at party promoter Brent Bolthouse's Friday night celebfest, was snorting disco dust in the bathroom before she was cut off from ordering any more drinks from the club's staff. Meanwhile, here in New York, another teen star this one with a squeaky-clean image was doing her best anteater impression inside the bathroom at P.M. - {PageSix.com}

Ugh, poor Tara Reid. What a joke. Tara Reid was well on her way to transforming herself into a Paris Hilton clone, but she's been ordered to rein it in by her unhappy management. Reid, who recently had breast implants, also had $2,500 hair extensions put in and dyed her hair white-blond at Vered, the same L.A. salon Hilton frequents. But apparently her agent didn't like the results and last Wednesday marched her back to the salon to have her hair dyed a more natural blond. - {Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, NYPost.com}

Tell me who this is!!! Could it be that a certain newbie nighttime star has a secret? Not for long, if some smarmy producers have their way. Picture it a hot boy out at a drunken party in New Orleans over a year ago (when he was a nobody) allowed someone to videotape him 'pleasuring' himself. Nothing unusual there. Except now he's got that big network gig, and the footage has made its way to the producers of 'Guys Gone Wild,' the male companion to that successful series of tittie videos! What to do, what to do? - {Filth, Filth2go.com}

Ew. And OW! More on Marlon Brando's circumcision at age 60, which we reported on last week. 'It's 100 percent true,' a reader e-mailed us. 'My mother worked in surgery at St. John's Hospital at the time and was there for it.' St. John's in Santa Monica was the hospital to the stars for decades until it was eclipsed by Cedars Sinai. 'My mother worked there for 40 years, and boy, did she have some scary stories to tell about the terrible acne scars on Richard Burton's back!!' As for Brando? Our correspondent denies the star converted to Judaism it is inconceivable he could have learned Hebrew since he had so much trouble remembering his lines in English. Our tipster divulges: 'It seems the surgery was necessary for medical reasons an infected gunky mess.' - {PageSix.com}

Do you think there's a violin following ol' Jake Gyllenhaal around these days? Kirsten Dunst broke Jake Gyllenhaal's heart when she broke up with him, pals of the heartthrob actor said. 'Kirsten at first told Jake she just wanted a trial separation,' one friend said. 'She's making some serious money thanks to 'Spider-Man 2,' and she's reached a level of success she never had before and she said she wanted to try doing it on her own. At first they had a two-week split, and Jake thought they would get back together. But once the press started calling and her rep confirmed the split, he knew it was over and she wasn't coming back...They come from very different worlds. Dunst's rep, Stephen Huvane, and Gyllenhaal's rep, Annett Wolff, declined comment. - {PageSix.com}

'Fruitcake!' Who says that anymore?!?! Friends of Nancy Moonves, ex-wife of Viacom co-head Les Moonves, are concerned. Nancy is said to be so bitter about Les leaving her for CBS morning show anchor Julie Chen, she won't even watch CBS anymore and now she's insulting others. On Saturday, while shopping at Barneys in Beverly Hills, Nancy ran into a Hollywood heavyweight who left his own wife two years ago after he fell in love with a man. The producer was shopping with his daughter when he ran into Nancy, who approached the daughter while ignoring him. When the producer told Nancy she was being rude, Nancy shot back, 'You're a fruitcake!' and walked off. - {PageSix.com}
SUMMER FUN W/ NIKKI B!
Sunday July 25 2004 @ 10:07PM
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Hey folks! Here are some summer product recommends courtesy of diva - nikkib - author of the great you didnt hear it from me series - so read on - thanks nikkib - you so rock popbytes!

I was reading 'Star' earlier this week and they had a section highlighting products that the stars use. I love that stuff. Now, anyone who knows me knows I like to recommend new discoveries to my friends. You might say I like to tell people what to do. Therefore, I feel it is my duty to tell you guys a few things to do. Below are my summer recommendations. You should try them out.

Get a fake tan! As a former diehard sun worshipper, I have to tell you that the Neutrogena self tanning foam is fabulous. I get it in 'extra dark,' but you should go with what works for your skin tone. I've only had one mishap and it was my own fault. I forgot to wash my hands after application duh. Here's what I do: shower, exfoliate, apply tanner and then apply lotion on top especially in the 'trouble spots' like knees, backs of arms, feet, and elbows.

See this movie! If you haven't seen 'The Station Agent' yet, rent it today. I had heard good things about it since it came out, but only watched it last night. It's the kind of movie that reminds you why you love movies. In fact, as of today, Peter Dinklage is #5 on my 'Celebrity Boyfriends' list.

Watch this show! Chapelle's Show is about the funniest thing on tv right now. However, I just read an article that says he's converted to Islam therefore the episodes running right now might be the funniest the show will ever be. You better check it out while it's still good.

Get these skincare products! Elizabeth Arden has introduced a cheap line of skincare products called Skin Simple . It's awesome, my skin has never looked better. The only drawback is that it's only available at evil, evil WalMart. If you can get over that, you should check it out.

Listen to this! If you haven't heard Loretta Lynn's new CD, 'Van Lear Rose' you have to listen to it. If you absolutely know that you hate country music, you should still give it a listen. Loretta Lynn is a goddess and Jack White of the White Stripes produced it. My husband and I listened to it for the first time on a road trip. By track 11 we both looked at each other and said, 'This album fucking rocks!'

Read it! 'The Book of Joe' is such a great summer read. I read it in a day. It's been optioned by Plan B (Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston's production company). I think it'll be a great movie!

Look at boobs! There are a few straight guys who read this column. This one's for them. Besides, who doesn't like to see a nice pair of boobies? Are Britney's real? Lindsay's most certainly are not.
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Did ya hear about Brandy and how she wasn't actually married to her baby daddy? Brandy's ex, Robert Smith, revealed on Wendy Williams' radio show Monday that the couple's secret July 2001 nuptials never actually happened. According to E!Online, Brandy is 'hurt and shocked' by her former boyfriend's revelations in a statement from her publicist. While not a legal union, she insisted they had 'spiritual union and a true commitment to each other.'

What a load of crap!!!! Personally, I don't like Brandy. Awhile back I heard she was bad-mouthing my girl, Beyonce and ever since then I haven't liked her. Besides, she's a shitty dancer. She ain't no Beyonce!
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Mischa and her oily boyfriend are fighting again. It looks like trouble in paradise for 'The O.C.' starlet Mischa Barton and her oil-heir squeeze, Brandon Davis. Although the lovebirds are snapped all over Los Angeles in vise-like grips, they've had some spectacular blowups, too. At the L.A. Prada store opening the other night, the buzz was that the pretty pair have called it quits. But Barton's rep says that, for better or worse, the two are 'still dating.' Good luck, kids! - {PageSix.com}

Kimora Lee Simmons highbrow?! I think not. TV gossipmongers are greedily awaiting the start of former E! talking head Jules Asner's 'Life & Style,' a panel show suspiciously similar to the mother of all TV hen houses, 'The View.' Tattles one insider: 'Filming begins in one month. Jules thinks she is getting this highbrow show but the WB has hired all of Ricki Lake's ex-staff and they are secretly calling it 'Lies & Scandals.' It's not going to be highbrow at all. It's a bit of a mess as well, since the executive producer has yet to start because of commitments in Los Angeles, and we all can't wait to see the diva fights between the show's stars.' In addition to Asner, Kimora Lee Simmons and Cynthia Garrett have signed on. A rep for the WB didn't return calls. - {PageSix.com}

Ok, ok, I'm sorry to hear about Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal breaking up but I can't WAIT to see who she goes out with next!! Kirsten Dunst has dumped her movie hunk boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal, blaming 'filming commitments'. Spider-Man 2 actress Dunst and The Day After Tomorrow actor Gyllenhaal had been an item for two years before the surprise split two weeks ago. Since they began dating both Dunst and Gyllenhaal have become internationally famous, and Dunst's role in the Spider-Man movies has made her one of the most recognizable actresses in the world. An insider says, 'Kirsten and Jake had been spending a lot of time apart because they both had filming commitments. But Jake was totally besotted with her and is devastated that she has broken up with him. Kirsten's career has sky rocketed. She's one of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood right now. She felt her relationship with Jake was emotionally draining and she couldn't cope with it on top of her work. It's very sad for Jake. He is really heartbroken.' - {imdb.com}

This week Benjamin Bratt replaces Peter Dinklage on my celebrity boyfriends list. Benjamin Bratt suffered the ultimate embarrassment when he agreed to surprise a fan on Oprah Winfrey's chat show - she had no idea who he was. Bratt was initially happy to go along with making his alleged admirer's day, but once the two met he quickly learned that a big mistake had been made somewhere along the line. He recalls, 'There was the story of an aunt who had written in to the show saying that her niece is a huge Benjamin Bratt fan and she was disappointed because she couldn't get tickets for the show. So the producers of the show wanted to surprise her. They called her down to a spa in downtown Chicago and they told her that she was going to be the recipient of a massage and a facial, etc. Well, the gag was for me to show up with a bouquet of flowers and walk out to the lobby where she was sitting and say, as I did, 'Hi, I'm Benjamin Bratt, I'm going to be your masseur for the day!' She just looked up at me and went, 'Okay...' She had no idea who I was! The aunt got the niece to show up at the spa and she had no idea who I was, so needless to say, it was footage that was completely unusable. It was incredibly humbling.' - {imdb.com}

Rosario Dawson and Jason Lewis WHO CARES?! Rosario Dawson has turned her amorous attentions to TV hunk Jason Lewis, despite the model-turned-actor's limited dance skills. Dawson - who reportedly enjoyed a brief romance with Colin Farrell on the set of their upcoming movie 'Alexander' - was spotted passionately kissing the 'Sex And The City' star at Vin Diesel's birthday bash in Miami, Florida at the weekend . However, Dawson's attraction to Lewis - who played Samantha Jones' toyboy Smith Jerrod in the defunct comedy - was temporarily reduced when the actor failed to ignite the dance floor at Prive nightclub, according to website Pagesix.Com. In front of an audience including Sean 'P Diddy' Combs, Spike Lee and Busta Rhymes, Lewis sparked hilarity with a series of spectacularly uncoordinated dance moves. - {imdb.com}

Who do you think? Which Hollywood actor is going back into AA after finishing his latest movie? The producer hired someone to watch over the thirsty thespian, but the 'minder' is entirely unqualified, having been a punk rock star. - {PageSix.com}

What a freak! Vincent D'Onofrio and his beautiful blonde teenage daughter tipping $50 on a $48 check for brunch at Bottega at the Maritime Hotel, where a waitress who once dated him said he was a 'freak in the sack' - {PageSix.com}

If they televised Brit's wedding on pay-per-view, I would totally watch it. Wouldn't you? Britney Spears is considering sharing her lavish November wedding with her legions of international fans - by beaming it live around the world on TV. The singer will marry Kevin Federline, her boyfriend of three months, in a romantic ceremony in California and is determined to prevent the media from ruining her big day. So, instead of staging the nuptials under a blanket of tight security, Britney is thinking about giving everyone full access to the event via the power of television. An insider tells Britain's Daily Sport, 'She has the fan base around the planet to pull this off - plus it could reap millions in television revenue. 'No celebrity of her status has ever taken their vows in front of a global audience. She certainly doesn't see herself as another Princess Diana, but there's no question that if one pop star can pull this off it will be Brit. 'She wants her people to go ahead with negotiations with TV networks for a syndicate deal. It also delights her that the paparazzi will be left out in the cold.' - {The Daily Dish, SFGate.com}
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   issue no. 9 on popbytes


Did you know that Michelle Williams ('Jen' from Dawson's Creek) is dating Heath Leger now? I used to think that I liked Katie Holmes ('Joey' on creek) better than Michelle, but now I think I like Michelle better. She's made some really interesting film choices and she's actually GOOD. Katie Holmes might be good...I don't know. I think part of the reason I'm not so hot on Katie is her relationship with Chris Klein. He just seems so dumb and boring. Together they seem too sugary sweet. You know how your tongue and teeth taste and feel after you've eaten too many Twizzlers? That's how they make me feel.

I wish Lance would come out of the closet! And then I wish he would write a tell-all book that describes a scene where he and Justin Timberlake, as young boys, experimented together! Don't believe those stories about a rift between Justin and Lance of 'NSync. Published reports state that the duo were at the same pool party in the Hollywood Hills and avoided each other like the plague.As luck would have it, one of our spies was at the same soirre and told me that it was easy not to see someone since there were about 300 people in attendance.'When I got home, I found out my roommate was there, but I never saw him,' said my source.Also, it's likely that Justin and Lance are traveling in different circles these days, what with Bass being inseparable from that certain someone of the male persuasion.Normally, I'd be worried about getting Lance's nose out of joint � but since he's sporting a new schnoz, I'm probably safe. - {Filth � by Billy Masters, Filth2go.com}

Poor child. We love being right. Univision television, which has many close ties to Dayanara Torres, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, is confirming our scoop that Lopez is pregnant. 'Her friends and family members have told us she is pregnant,' said a Univision exec. The exec offered to fly us down to Miami to talk about our exclusive on the 'Christina' show, but we had to decline. A rep for Lopez, said, 'I'm told she's not.' - {PageSix.com}

Hmmm...I wonder if Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck will date if she and Michael Vartan break up. It was widely rumored that something went on between the two during the filming of that god-awful superhero movie. The romance between Alias co-stars Jennifer Garner and Michael Vartan is reportedly on the verge of collapse. According to insiders, Vartan - who has been dating Garner since she left her husband Scott Foley last year - has been out clubbing at Los Angeles and chatting to sexy women, with his beautiful belle nowhere to be seen. One source tells Britain's Daily Sport newspaper, 'He was being flirtatious with some women in Joseph's club in LA. He never goes out to clubs when he's dating and certainly hasn't since he's been with Jennifer. So it was sort of weird to see him out.' - {imdb.com}

But then I hear this and now I don't know what to believe! I swear, I'm getting outta the love biz right now. That'll last, let's see, how much time? Probably about as long as Jennifer Garner's marriage to Michael Vartan. Is that overly mean?

I suppose I should back up a bit, huh? Yes, yes, yes. I will go to my grave (where I trust I won't be dumped as early as some folks would like) insisting on the accuracy of my original bustup reports regarding Alias' hot honeys. Had to do with those drop-dead blue jobs of Vartan, I think, and how so many hoochie-coochies find them as irresistible as Jen does. But that was then.

You're totally not gonna believe this, but now I'm hearing from some inside chums of the babelicious ones that an engagement is imminent. "Do not be surprised if Michael and Jennifer become engaged in the very near future," said a source who knows Jen's schedule rather well. - {The Awful Truth, EOnline.com}

This story makes me actually kind of LIKE Gwynnie!! 'Filene's!' hahahaha Is Gwyneth Paltrow turning into a grump? The star hosted a bridal shower for childhood friend Mary Wigmore at a private home on Perry Street last week but shocked guests by acting aloof and antisocial. And when Wigmore opened a present from her future mother-in-law, Paltrow apparently took one look at the gift and smirked, 'Filene's!' But maybe to make amends, the actress took four girlfriends out to dinner last Thursday night at sceney restaurant Spice Market. The actress - who's still carrying a few post-pregnancy pounds and was dressed down - took care of the bill with one swipe of her black Amex. - {Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, NYPost.com}

This totally sounds like something Brit-babe would do. Britney Spears stunned shoppers in Malibu, California yesterday by downing shots and eating junk food in the street at lunchtime. The singer, 22, was out with her new fiance Kevin Federline when the couple stopped to buy chips, orangeade, and a miniature bottle of whiskey before tucking in as they walked along. And onlookers were shocked by the disheveled appearance of the glamorous superstar, who paused briefly to drain the bottle dry. One says, 'I had to look twice - it didn't even look like Britney. Her hair was a mess and she looked like she was wearing his jeans, they were so long. The only giveaway was her bling-bling engagement ring.' The couple have just returned from a romantic break in Hawaii following the announcement of their engagement. - {imdb.com}

Peter Dinklage wouldn't do this. Johnny Knoxville may not be a 'Jackass' anymore, but he still likes to act like one. The other night at Ruby Falls, Knoxville and 'Jackass' alum Steve-O got so tanked on vodka, they both 'stripped naked right there in the club and started to simulate sex' in front of the likes of Drea de Matteo, Heatherette designer Richie Rich and Village Voice gossip Michael Musto, says our spy. The next night, Knoxville returned for model May Andersen's birthday party, but this time kept his clothes on. - {PageSix.com}

Weirdo. AND POPBYTES HATES HIM. John Mayer has a phone sex problem. The crooner who had a big hit with 'Your Body Is a Wonderland' showed Esquire his Amex bill, which included a $1,500 phone sex bill, noting, 'Being famous means you can have sex with any girl you want.' Mayer also spent $1,700 on eBay for an unopened 'Star Wars' Boba Fett action figure and $4,812 at Louis Vuitton on two suits he has never worn or ever will. 'I've worn the same jeans every day since March,' Mayer said. - {PageSix.com}

You KNOW JC Chasez and Lance experimented together! Nicky Hilton wants a boyband boyfriend just like her older sister Paris - she has her eye on 'N Sync's JC Chasez.The 20-year-old party girl was dining with friends at Italian eatery Dolce Ristorante in Los Angeles recently, when she spotted the singer at another table. In Touch Weekly claims Hilton left her meal to give her cellphone number to the pop heartthrob.An onlooker says, 'She cooed something into his ear and then slipped him her number.' Hilton's older sister Paris has been dating Backstreet Boy Nick Carter since December. - {The Daily Dish, SFGate.com}

Hey, after reading this, I got to thinking - does SJP (Sarah Jessica Parker) still wear wigs all the time? I thought the word was she had hideously horrible hair. Now hair this: Christina Aguilera may be losing her locks. One well-placed follicle flunky tells us the singer's classy, curly new 'do is designed to cover up her bald spots. 'They don't know if it's alopecia, the disease, or if it's from wearing extensions all these years,' says our spy. 'Her hair is falling out. Her new look is supposed to cover up the hair that she's already lost.' But Aguilera's rep flatly denies the allegations: 'It's absolutely not true. There is nothing wrong with her hair.' - {PageSix.com}

I'm sorry, but JHo and Affleck TOTALLY played into the whole 'Bennifer' saga. Who can forget their Dateline exclusive with Pat O'Brien? Or JHo announcing their engagement to Diane Sawyer?! Ben Affleck feared dating Jennifer Lopez could wreck his career. The actor confessed to close pal Matt Damon that he knew his J.Lo romance wasn't good for him, and Damon admits he felt sorry for his 'Good Will Hunting' co-star. Damon says, 'It was pretty tough, I guess, mostly because it really preyed on my own sense of fairness. There was this misconception that, 'Oh he's trying to get this attention, ' and he said to me in the middle of it all, 'This is the worst thing for my career, I know that.' He knew it was bad for him.' - {imdb.com}

My guess: Josh Duhmel! Could it be that a certain sexy actor has been caught with his pants down? Not only that, but he was caught by his then-girlfriend. I'll go one better � he was caught with his pants down by his then-girlfriend while he was getting all freeky with another guy! OK, so maybe the galpal was stalking the talented thesp, but it's not like she didn't have good cause.After all, only a fool would assume all that glitters is gold. - {Filth � by Billy Masters, Filth2go.com}

Hmmm...let's see...hard partying daughters of a politician? The Bush twins?! Which hard-partying daughters of a politician should be careful when they visit the ladies' room? The other night on the roof of the Gramercy Park Hotel, they nearly got caught in a cocaine blizzard - {PageSix.com}

PS A couple of little tidbits I feel I should pass along are being reported in today's 'The Awful Truth' (EOnline.com) by my fave gossip, Ted Casablanca (real name: BRUCE). Apparently it looks as though love may be on the rocks for Sean & Robin Wright Penn. If you guys remember, they had a really rocky beginning � so this doesn't come as a complete surprise.

What does come as a complete surprise is that ol' Bruce, er...Ted is reporting that Bonnie Hunt and David Allan Grier may be a couple! Weird!!
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   issue no. 8 on popbytes


Is it just me or was this a slooow week for gossip?! It's all Mary-Kate, Britney or babies and I'm bored with that!

I've had a few people ask me recently about my favorite celebrity mags (rags?), so I'll tell you the three I like best and why...let's count 'em down.
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3 - US Weekly
I can't even believe my beloved US Weekly is in third place, but it just isn't catty enough. If they aren't careful, I'm afraid I'm going to start reading heartwrentching stories about young Billy Smith and his diabetic dog soon. That's a slam toward PEOPLE, if you didn't catch that. You don't want to get me started on how worthless PEOPLE is.

2 - In Touch Weekly
There's nothing I love better than seeing pictures of celebrities looking like crap and they've got 'em by the barrelful at In Touch!

1 - STAR
Oh, thank you Bonnie Fuller, you bitch! Bonnie Fuller used to be the editor over at US Weekly when it reigned as #1. I'm afraid they lost their edge when old Bonnie moved over to STAR.

Go grab a copy of one of these bad boys and enjoy your weekend! I promise I'll dig up more dirt next week.

Um...peek cullah? Nicole Kidman was thrown out of a nail bar after she failed to specify exactly which shade of polish she was after, reports a British newspaper. The Oscar-winning beauty, 37, was taking a break from filming The Interpreter in New York when she visited the beauty salon and was told to exit by the manicurist for dithering over which exact tone of red she wanted her nails to be painted. A source tells the Daily Star, 'Nicole seemed otherwise preoccupied. Presumably her mind was on her work. But the assistant was hardly sympathetic and was very impatient.' - {imdb.com}

Why does this not surprise me?? Jennifer Lopez had a unique way of getting out of having sex with ex-husband Ojani Noa ' she would run to the bathroom and pretend to throw up. Noa exposes J.Lo's bedroom secrets on 'Young, Sexy & Spoiled,' a one-hour special airing on the WE channel July 18. Sex-starved Noa reveals that he knew the honeymoon was over when J. Lo would claim she had to vomit whenever he wanted to sleep with her. The former waiter adds that his suspicions were confirmed when 'people saw her with Puffy in Miami and that began the whole controversy with her cheating behind my back, and it upset me a lot.' - {PageSix.com}

Britney, proving she really is an idiot, stands to lose half her fortune. Britney Spears insists she's marrying for love, not money ' and the pop tart is resisting pressure from her parents to force her fiance, dancer Kevin Federline, to sign a prenuptial agreement. Spears, worth $100 million, reportedly had to pay for her own $40,000, 5-carat engagement ring, and has put Federline on her permanent payroll as he has no money of his own. Spears' mother, Lynne, is said to be distraught over Spears' blind love. According to Star, her dad, Jamie, begged her to demand a prenup ' to no avail. The couple, who have known each other a scant three months, have already bought a house on Mulholland Drive and are making wedding preparations for November. Sources told Star that Lynne is hurt because Spears told her assistant the good news about the engagement before she told her mother. Britney has shrieked at her mom, 'This is my life, let me live it!' Under California law, if Spears and Federline marry without a prenup, he could get half her fortune should they divorce. Meanwhile, gawker.com adds Spears has been looking to sell her NoHo apartment, probably because Federline, a country boy, doesn't like the big city. - {PageSix.com}

Please make the Paris Hilton/Nick Carter relatoinship go away! Paging Paris Hilton ' your boyfriend, Nick Carter, had a sweet tooth for the buxom babe serving Lee's ice cream outside the PlayStation 2 House in the Hamptons last weekend. The former Backstreet Boy successfully got the busty blonde's phone number while Paris wasn't looking, and later tried to arrange a late-night rendezvous. While we're told the caddish Carter never got his desired scoop, the likes of P. Diddy, the Rev. Al Sharpton, Beyonce and Aretha Franklin all in dulged ' in the ice cream, not the gorgeous gal serving it. - {PageSix.com}

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