What the hell? 2011’s biggest Emmy snubs!

TelevisionBytes with NineDaves

As with every awards show, there’s always going to be a list of major snubs that emerge after nominations day. Most of the time, the snubs list is filled with fan favorites and cult classics – shows and actors who gets a lot of love, but not necessarily a lot of critical praise. But this year, the list of Emmy’s ignored nominees has me hella confused!

Sure, some snubs I’m okay with. You won’t see me throwing a fit about last year’s Best Actress in a Drama winner Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer) not getting a nod. Or long-time nominees Toni Collette (The United States of Tara), or Mary Louise Parker (Weeds) for that matter. Love them all, but kind of sick of them. I’m also not pissed about the lack of nominations for crowd-pleasing shows like Desperate Housewives, Grey’s Anatomy, The Waking Dead, Big Love, Community, or Raising Hope. No offense to any of those programs, but I don’t think they delivered the best work of the year.

But the others? Talk about some serious misses! Here’s the few that have me up in arms.

Cougar Town, Busy Phillips, and Courtney Cox
I know, I know. It’s the name – it completely turns you off. But let me tell you what: Cougar Town is one of the funniest shows on television, thanks to its quick-witted writing and phenomenal performances. And it has nothing to do with older women sleeping with younger men either! This is a family comedy – maybe not in the same reign as Modern Family, but believe me – just as dysfunctional. Watch a few episodes and you’ll see – the Emmy voters are clearly blind.

Then there’s Busy Phillips. Busy Phillips has stolen just about every show she’s been in. Popular, Dawson’s Creek, Freaks and Geeks. So it’s no surprise she’s doing the same thing over on CougarTown each week. We can’t begin to say how much we love Phillips’ Laurie, who has grown over the past two seasons from ditsy trainwreck to sassy party girl. Laurie’s hilarious one-liners and complete lack of insecurity make her the most valuable member of the cul-de-sac crew. Now if only Emmy would get with the picture.

But as Courtney Cox will tell you, sometimes they never do. If you didn’t know, after 10 seasons of playing Monica Geller on Friends, Courtney Cox was the only member of the cast who didn’t receive an Emmy nomination. Now, she’s heading up the crew over on ABC’s hysterical CougarTown, and she still can’t catch a break. Why Emmy voters don’t get behind Cox I’ll never understand. Her character Jules is a neurotic, self-obsessed, over-bearing mother – who surprisingly is nothing like the neurotic, self-obsessed, over-bearing friend she used to play. Is it David Arquette? Are they holding that against her?

Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation
Look, I love Modern Family just as much as the next guy. And I was delighted to see that Ed O’Neil, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, and Ty Burrell received nominations in the Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series catagory. But if it means Nick Offerman couldn’t receive a nomination for playing the outstanding Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation, then I think we could have lost a Modern Family man here and there.

The Voice
It’s early still in The Voice’s hopefully long run, so I guess I shouldn’t be that surprised that the Emmys wouldn’t notice the fantastic new singing competition. But for a show that took such a stale formula and completely revived the reality singing competition genre, you have to give it some credit. I would have rather seen The Voice in the running for Outstanding Competition Reality Program than say, American Idol. In protest, I say we all turn our chairs around during this category come Emmy night.

Katey Sagal, Sons of Anarchy
So Katey Sagal is good enough in Sons of Anarchy to win a 2011 Golden Globe for Lead Actress in a Drama Series, but she can’t get an Emmy nomination?!? What the hell are they thinking?!

Southland and Regina King
When TNT picked up NBC’s cancelled Southland, I hoped that it’s cable-network status would give it some more attention come Emmy season. Sadly, Southland got the shaft once again. I’m not sure why either. The cop-drama is so gritty, so honest, and so different from any other cop show on television that I thought Emmy voters would jump all over it. I know I couldn’t look away all year.

At the center of Southland’s pulse is Regina King, who put in one of the best performances by an actor I’ve ever seen. King gives Det. Lydia Adams a hard, cold edge that the job demands, while still letting her heart shine through now and then. It’s a layered, nuanced performance, and one of the main reasons I come back week after week.

How I Met Your Mother and Neil Patrick Harris
Six seasons in, I’m still not giving up the desire to see How I Met Your Mother up there with the Best Comedy Series nominees. Sure, the show has won Emmys before (for Art Direction for a Multi-Camera Series three years in a row). But it deserves Outstanding Comedy Series praise for its strong ensemble, layered storytelling, and overall hysterical moments.

As for the lack of nomination for Neil Patrick Harris – well, to say I’m shocked would be an understatement. Having been nominated for Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series every year since 2007, I thought for sure this would be the year NPK finally got up to the podium. After all, his Barney Stinson finally had a decent storyline to chew on this year. Alas, I suppose last year’s Emmy-win for Outstanding guest Actor in a Comedy Series (Glee) is as good as Neil’s gonna get.

Fringe
Emmy voters don’t usually get behind sci-fi shows – and even when they do, they can only support one show at a time. So it’s no wonder that with the buzz behind Game of Thrones, there was no way Fringe was getting love this year. It’s sad too – this past “holy shit I can’t believe they did that” season was clearly Fringe’s best. Better luck next year.

Lauren Graham
It’s not just that Lauren Graham has never won an Emmy. It’s that she’s never even been nominated. You’d think that after seven seasons as Lorelai on Gilmore Girls, she would have gotten at least one nomination. But alas, Emmy never gave her love. Now, Graham’s turning in one of the best performances of her career over on NBC’s Parenthood, and again she’s 0:2. I would have easily swapped her for Kathy Bates in the awful Harry’s Law, wouldn’t you?

Survivor
I know it’s seemingly been on the air since the birth of time, but Survivor getting snubbed for Outstanding Reality Competition Program completely blows my mind. Not only is it consistently better than Dancing with the Stars and The Amazing Race, but its just coming off one of it’s best season’s yet (ahhh Boston Rob!). It deserved to be up there – though I can’t be too mad since So You Think You Can Dance took it’s spot (go Cat Deeley!).

Any snubs I missed that you’re totally pissed off about? Let’s hear it in the comments section!

Emmy Awards

The 63rd Primetime Emmy nominations!

TelevisionBytes with NineDaves

While you were hitting snooze or rubbing that junk out of your eyes, we were up early as the nominations for the 63rd Annual Emmy Awards were announced! And with no new episodes of Breaking Bad this year, we were finally able to get some new blood in Drama Series categories (hello Game of Thrones)! Other surprises? First-time nominee and breakout Bridesmaids star Melissa McCarthy in Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series for her work Mike & Molly. Cat Deeley finally getting love as an Outstanding Reality Show Host nominee for So You Think You Can Dance. And Johhny Galecki picked up his first nomination (Outstanding Actor in a Comedy Series) for The Big Bang Theory (though he will forever in our hearts be known as Darlene’s boyfriend).

We’ll be back later today with the major snubs (Katey Sagel! CougarTown!) , and again on the week before for our guide on how to win your office Emmy pool. In the meantime, check out the nominees in the big categories below (full list of nominees here). Oh, and tune in when the Awards air on Sunday, September 18 at 8PM Eastern on Fox.

Drama Series
Boardwalk Empire
Dexter
Friday Night Lights
Game of Thrones
The Good Wife
Mad Men

Lead Actor in a Drama Series
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House
Timothy Olyphant, Justified

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
Andre Braugher, Men of a Certain Age
Josh Charles, The Good Wife
Alan Cumming, The Good Wife
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Walton Goggins, Justified
John Slattery, Mad Men

Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Kathy Bates, Harry’s Law
Connie Britton, Friday Night Lights
Mirelle Enos, The Killing
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men

Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men
Michelle Forbes, The Killing
Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk Empire
Margo Martindale, Justified
Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife

Comedy Series
The Big Bang Theory
Glee
Modern Family
The Office
Parks and Recreation
30 Rock

Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Louis C. K, Louie
Steve Carell, The Office
Johhny Galecki, The Big Bang Theory
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Chris Colfer, Glee
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men
Ed O’Neill, Modern Family
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family

Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Laura Linney, The Big C
Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly
Martha Plimpton, Raising Hope
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation

Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock
Jane Lynch, Glee
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Betty White, Hot in Cleveland
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live

Reality Competition
The Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing with the Stars
So You Think You Can Dance
Top Chef

Reality Host
Tom Bergeron, Dancing with the Stars
Cat Deeley, So You Think You Can Dance
Phil Keoghan, The Amazing Race
Jeff Probst, Survivor
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol

The 63rd Primetime Emmy nominations

So the BET Awards were last night …

Yay! Another music awards show. What’s this? Like, the fifth one in the past month? Yeah, that sounds about right. Anyway, the BET Awards were last night, and I wish I could say this was an exception and for once a summer music awards show actually rewarded talented singers and artists. I said I WISH. Chris Brown actually ended up taking home the most awards for the night, because apparently voters like mediocre singers who make albums where they remain unapologetic about smashing a woman’s face in a car door.

Harvey and LaBelle were among dozens of artists recognized at the BET Awards, which were presented at the Shrine Auditorium. The night’s leading nominee, Chris Brown, collected four awards in all. The 21-year-old singer won a pair of prizes early in the show and two fan-voted awards at the end of the ceremony. Brown was named best male R&B artist and won best collaboration for his song Look At Me Now with Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes. Brown accepted the collaboration award after performing a medley that including the winning track. SOURCE

Sooooo … yeah, an entire room full of talented people and they give it to the wife beater with the squeaky voice? Yeah, that sounds right. Also, at one point a fan award was initially given to Chris Brown, then to Rihanna, and then finally to Drake before (according to TMZ) someone said “Fuck it, Chris Brown wins,” and everyone else said “Sure, why not?” Man, isn’t it just like Chris Brown to beat Rihanna and get rewarded for it? Good times, good times.

BET Awards

The Much Music Video Awards were last night!

… oh yeah that’s right, they’re Canadian so no one cares. Nah, don’t worry about it. We’re pretty much used to it at this point. Much Music, the Canadian equivalent of MTV in that it used to be about music and now it’s just a bunch of shows starring awful, awful teenagers, threw their own version of the VMAs called the MMVAs, which is totally not confusing to anyone at all. And much like the VMAs, the MMVAs also got swept by Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber, which I’m sure won’t be embarrassing for everyone a couple years from now.

The 25-year-old dance-pop superstar, who had a lot to live up to after her famous “flaming boobies” MMVA performance two years ago, won international video of the year for Judas and UR FAVE international video for Born This Way at the MMVAs broadcast live from Much’s Queen and John headquarters in Toronto. The only other multiple MMVA winner was Stratford, Ontario’s own teen pop kingpin Justin Bieber, who won two trophies. The 17-year-old Biebs picked up two awards for international video of the year by a Canadian for Somebody to Love feat. Usher — tying with Toronto rapper Drake’s Find Your Love — and UR FAVE artist for the same tune. SOURCE

And in true Canadian fashion, the mushroom-headed people of Nova Scotia were there to award the winners with their award: a Tim Horton’s cup full of Maple Syrup and a medicare card good for a lifetime’s worth of free health care, as is tradition. All nominees were given hockey stick and a poutine, as is tradition. Then Vancouverites were invited onstage to help dismantle everything by burning it the fuck down, as is tradition. A glorious day for Canada, and therefore, the world.

Lady Gaga

So the Tonys happened …

… and I honestly can’t even pretend to care. Anyway, here’s all you need to know: Trey Parker and Matt Stone‘s The Book of Mormon took home a shitload of deserved awards, and host Neil Patrick Harris was charming as hell. That’s about all I got out of it. Anyway, here’s the opening of the show, in which Harris talks about how Broadway isn’t just for gays anymore! I swear to God. It’s like pegging at this point. Also, there’s a part where Brooke Shields fucks everything up hopelessly, although that may be because her eyebrows were blocking her view of the teleprompter.

Neil Patrick Harris

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards happened …

Once again, since I have no intention of spending fifty bajillion posts on an awards show that the rewards sparkly vampires and tiny canadian lez-bots. Therefore, I’m taking all the most important parts from last night’s MTV Movie Awards and condensing them into one mega-post. Like a mutli-vitamin of bitchiness.

  • Twilight won fucking everything. No, really, it won everything. Best movie, best actor, best actress, best fight scene and best kiss. Awful. On the plus side, Chloe Grace Moretz won best badass and breakout star, while Emma Stone won best comedic performance and Ellen Page won an award for acting terrified in basically one scene, so all in all, it’s not that bad.
  • Oh, wait, I take it back. Justin Bieber‘s Never Say Never won Best Jaw Dropping Moment because … fuck if I know. It’s because he’s Justin Bieber basically. And in his acceptance speech, he pandered to his audience by saying that his girlfriend would never change him and that his fans always come first. Guess who didn’t get any that night?
  • Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson kissed for the first time. The first time in public at least. So that’s fun.
  • Reese Witherspoon won a generation award, and in her acceptance speech, she dissed reality TV famewhores (yay!) and people who like to show it off on the Internet (boo!) and everyone is saying that this was a dig at Blake Lively. Sure, why not?
  • For a full list of the winners, go here.

Jason Sudeikis

Last night’s Billboard Music Awards …

I’m going to be honest: A shitload went down last night at last night’s Billboard Music Awards, and instead of lazily spreading it across an entire day, I’m just going to lump it all together into one meaty morsel. Kind of like a dumpling. Or a turducken. Point is, there’s no way in hell I’m writing a bajillion posts about an awards show even more useless than the Grammys, so here are the “highlights” of the show.

Beyoncé showed America what it’s like to trip balls with an army of strippers for five straight minutes. Come for the hilariously awkward Matthew Morrison reaction shot, stay for that weird dance move Beyoncé does where she jiggles her titties by flapping her arms like she’s trying to do the chicken dance.

Rihanna performed her song S&M and continued to prove that she really has no idea what S&M actually is (Hint: until you’ve been suspended from the rafters with rope or even know what sounding is, you don’t.) Oh, and Britney Spears was on hand to lip synch a couple verses while she sort of staggered around. Bear in mind, this is the same person whose parents think she’s not mentally competent to stand trial, but can sing a song about kink. Weird.

Eminem won Top Artist, Rihanna won Top Female Artist, The Black Eyed Peas won Top Group (ugh), and then Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift won a bunch of awards that all pretty much mean the same thing. Oh, and Justin Bieber won a bunch of awards based on the fact that his fans are basically a brand new pair of Nikes and some cyanide Kool-Aid away from being a full-blown cult.

Oh, and Dyke-a-tiny kissed Selena Gomez on live TV. While wearing a gold lamé suit. No matter what conclusion you take away from that, Justin Bieber will never date another girl ever, and his fans will probably try to suicide Selena aaaaaaany minute now.

Billboard Music Awards 2011

The 2011 MTV Movie Award nominees!

Sure, the Oscars may have been two months ago, but that doesn’t mean we can’t throw in one more awards show the celebrate movies from last year! So here comes the nominees for the 2011 MTV Movie Awards (to be hosted by (January Jones‘ baby daddy) Jason Sudeikis), because clearly if any channel knows about movies, it’s the one that was originally about music, but is now a dumping ground for orange drunks and teenage whores.

BEST MOVIE
“Black Swan”
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1″
“Inception”
“The Social Network”
“The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Daniel Radcliffe, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1″
Jesse Eisenberg, “The Social Network”
Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Zac Efron, “Charlie St. Cloud”

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Emma Stone, “Easy A”
Emma Watson, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1″
Jennifer Aniston, “Just Go With It”
Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Natalie Portman, “Black Swan”

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Adam Sandler, “Just Go With It”
Ashton Kutcher, “No Strings Attached”
Emma Stone, “Easy A”
Russell Brand, “Get Him to the Greek”
Zach Galifianakis, “Due Date”

BEST BREAKOUT STAR
Andrew Garfield, “The Social Network”
Chloë Grace Moretz, “Kick-Ass”
Hailee Steinfeld, “True Grit”
Jay Chou, “The Green Hornet”
Olivia Wilde, “Tron: Legacy”

BEST LINE FROM A MOVIE
Alexys Nycole Sanchez, “Grown Ups”
“I want to get chocolate wasted.”
Amanda Bynes and Emma Stone, “Easy A”
“There’s a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.” “Tom Cruise?”
Jesse Eisenberg, “The Social Network”
“If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.”
Justin Timberlake and Andrew Garfield, “The Social Network”
“A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool?” “A billion dollars. And that shut everybody up.”
Tom Hardy, “Inception”
“You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger darling.”

BEST SCARED-AS-… MOMENT
Ashley Bell, “The Last Exorcism”
Ellen Page, “Inception”
Jessica Szohr, “Piranha 3D”
Minka Kelly, “The Roommate”
Ryan Reynolds, “Buried”

BIGGEST BADASS STAR
Alex Pettyfer, “I Am Number Four”
Chloë Grace Moretz, “Kick-Ass”
Jaden Smith, “The Karate Kid”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “Inception”
Robert Downey Jr., “Iron Man 2″

BEST JAW-DROPPING MOMENT
James Franco, “127 Hours”
Justin Bieber, “Justin Bieber: Never Say Never”
Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page, “Inception”
Natalie Portman, “Black Swan”
Steve-O, “Jackass 3D”

BEST VILLAIN
Christoph Waltz, “The Green Hornet”
Leighton Meester, “The Roommate”
Mickey Rourke, “Iron Man 2″
Ned Beatty, “Toy Story 3″
Tom Felton, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1″

BEST FIGHT
Amy Adams vs. the sisters, “The Fighter”
Chloë Grace Moretz vs. Mark Strong, “Kick-Ass”
Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint vs. Death Eaters, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1″
Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs. Hallway Attacker, “Inception”
Robert Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”

BEST KISS
Ellen Page and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “Inception”
Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1″
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, “Black Swan”

So basically, great movies like Inception, Black Swan and The Social Network are all going to lose to a fucking sparkley vampire movie because teenagers are stupid. And I know what you’re saying, “But Jeremy! Eclipse is the best movie in the series!” Well, a kick in the shin is still better than a punch in the face or a kick in the balls, but you don’t reward that shit!

2011 MTV Movie Awards Hosted By Jason Sudeikis

Justin Bieber won a Webby. #Fail

For those of you not in the know, The Webby Awards are sort of like the Oscars of the Internet, in that they’re both awarded to the same group of people every year and they’re essentially useless at this point. And for reasons beyond me, someone decided to give Justin Bieber an award for Best Comedy Video, despite the fact that any video of Justin Bieber where he’s not getting hurt couldn’t be any harder to watch if it were based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

Justin Bieber took the People’s Voice award for best comedy video for his April Fool’s takeover of FunnyOrDie.com as Bieber or Die. The site’s home page was remade with clips featuring Bieber in famous viral videos.

But don’t worry, they’re not all awful …

Galifianakis led the 15th annual Webby Awards on Tuesday with four awards for his Web series Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. He won best Web personality/host, best comedy short and best online variety show. He won the latter in both the voter-chosen “People’s Voice” category, and the proper Webby Award category.

Lisa Kudrow won two awards for her Web Therapy series. Arcade Fire’s innovative The Wilderness Downtown music video also won two awards, as did the interactive Johnny Cash Project. Both Web-based music videos were directed by Chris Milk. SOURCE

I’ll give them points for giving awards to Lisa Kudrow and Arcade Fire, but … Bieber? Really? You people are fucking enablers is what you are. You are enabling the slow erosion of Western Civilization with every award you give him. You do realize we’re going to have an entire generation of women who grew up idolizing emotionally abusive sparkling vampires and vapid corporate cyborg lesbians, right? We are sooooooo screwed.

Justin Bieber

The Juno Awards were last night!

… and none of you care. Dammit. Well, if it matters to any of you, The Juno Awards are pretty much like the Canadian version of the Grammys in that there are about a million of them, they’re basically worthless and they’re usually given out to the least deserving nominee. But thankfully, this is kind of a weird year for music because Arcade Fire actually swept the ceremony with four awards (Yay!) while Justin Bieber got two of them because … yeah fuck it, there’s really no reason we should be rewarding him for anything he’s done.

ALBUM OF THE YEAR (SPONSORED BY CANADIAN RECORDING INDUSTRY ASSOCIATION)
The Suburbs Arcade Fire Sonovox*F.A.B.

ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Neil Young Reprise*Warner

GROUP OF THE YEAR
Arcade Fire Sonovox*F.A.B.

NEW ARTIST OF THE YEAR (SPONSORED BY FACTOR AND RADIO STARMAKER FUND)
Meaghan Smith Sire/WEA*Warner

SONGWRITER OF THE YEAR (SPONSORED BY SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO)
Arcade Fire
“Ready To Start” | “We Used To Wait” | “Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)”
THE SUBURBS – Arcade Fire Sonovox*F.A.B.*Arcade Fire Music

POP ALBUM OF THE YEAR
My World 2.0 Justin Bieber Island Def Jam*Universal

JUNO FAN CHOICE AWARD (PRESENTED BY LIVE NATION)
Justin Bieber Island Def Jam*Universal

SINGLE OF THE YEAR (SPONSORED BY LONG & MCQUADE)
Wavin’ Flag Young Artists for Haiti Universal SOURCE

Okay, actually it all makes sense now. Justin won the fan choice awards, because as we all know, his fans are raving lunatics who I will continue to mock until the day it stops being emotionally rewarding to me. Seriously, without you guys I’d probably have to find my high somewhere else. But no, you’re bottomless well of self-delusion is my own personal drug, and you never fail to deliver. God bless you Beliebers. I only hope that I am never forced into a room alone with you people, as I’d probably kill myself.

Arcade Fire at The Juno Awards

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