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True story: I actually had to drag my boyfriend kicking and screaming to watch the Golden Globes, baiting him with the promise, "but Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will be hosting! They'll be funny!" Thankfully, I wasn't disappointed: the Golden Globes were good, wholesome, drunken fun. Glenn Close acted drunk and awesome, all the bits featuring Amy and Tina (including their recurring joke about a fake movie called Dog President) killed, and Anne MORE
We already covered The 70th Golden Globe Awards film nominations, so now let's look at the television nominees, with Showtimes's smash hit Homeland scoring the most with seven nominations! Yes, we split the nominations into two different posts. What can we say? Double the page views. Sorry 'bout it. From LA Times ... DRAMA SERIES "Breaking Bad" "Boardwalk Empire" "Downton Abbey" "Homeland" "The Newsroom" DRAMA-ACTOR Steve Buscemi, MORE
Awards season is officially upon us, as The 70th Golden Globe Awards nominations, the first show of the season worth a damn, are finally out. So far Lincoln is the big winner here, with seven nominations to its name. The full list of film nominees, via The Guardian ... Best Drama Argo Django Unchained Life of Pi Lincoln Zero Dark Thirty Best Comedy or Musical The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Moonrise Kingdom Les Misérables Salmon MORE
Yes, yes, don't worry everyone, we're going to get all of the Golden Globes posts out of the way now so we don't have to go on pretending they're a thing past noon. Anyway, after Ricky Gervais' performance at last year's Globes performance was criticized for being too "mean" (read: honest), someone at the HFPA pulled their head out of their ass and realized that most celebrities are assholes anyway and they can just buy new feelings with the MORE
First off, sorry for the down time last week. Someone stole my laptop while I was in Los Angeles so posting was kind of ... impossible. Anyway, thanks to MK for carrying the extra weight while I was away! The 69th (tee-hee!) Annual Golden Globes were last night, and once again the industry got together to celebrate the Oscars' test run. On the plus side, this show really makes it easy to pick out your Oscar pool if you're into that sort of MORE
I'm not going to go into a long spiel over this, probably because the amount of fail in this is joke enough. No Community? Again? Hang your head in shame, HFPA. You can't even acronym right. From Us Weekly: Best Drama The Descendants The Help Hugo The Ides of March Moneyball War Horse Best Comedy/Musical 50/50 The Artist Bridesmaids Midnight in Paris My Week with Marilyn Best Animated Film Rango The Adventures of MORE
If you're like me, chances are that the only thing you remember from last year's Golden Globes was that Ricky Gervais was hysterically funny but everyone there got all upset, because famous, beloved millionaires are such vulnerable creatures and we need to protect their precious feelings. Despite the fact that the organizers barred him from ever returning to the show ever again, Ricky was invited back to host the awards again this year, which MORE
Hey, remember how the HFPA got their panties in a bunch over Ricky Gervais doing his goddamned job by ripping on everyone who sucked at the Golden Globes, and how they were going to ban him from ever hosting it again? Yeah, about that? They actually invited him back to host next year's awards. Gervais wrote, "The ratings went up again, and the organisers asked me to consider a third year. (But) I don't think I should. I don't know what I could MORE
Christina Aguilera was at a Golden Globes party the other night (I never thought I would type that sentence either, but here we are ...) and of course, she was the picture of grace and sophistication and HAHAHA! Just kidding. She actually tried to start a catfight with her Burlesque co-star, Julianne Hough. Yeah, I'd be pissed if I lost out to a crappy Cher song too. "Christina really got in her face," an eyewitness told E! News, saying that MORE
Because there is, in fact, a loving God, Christina Hendricks reportedly almost lost an $850,000 diamond bracelet on the red carpet of the Golden Globes Sunday night. Thankfully, she found the damned thing, but when she couldn't get it back on, she did the one thing I've always secretly fantasized about her doing: SHE HID $850,000 WORTH OF DIAMONDS IN HER CLEAVAGE. BOO-FUCKING-YAH. Outside, an event worker had found it and handed it back to a MORE
So if you caught the Golden Globes last night, chances are you could literally feel the overwhelming hatred that every celebrity in the room felt for Ricky Gervais. Why? Because Ricky had the gall (THE GALL I SAY!) to make fun of them to their faces. That bastard? Hollywood Foreign Press Association President Philip Berk told The Hollywood Reporter that, "He definitely crossed the line. And some of the things were totally unacceptable. But that's MORE
So the Golden Globes were last night (or as I like to call them, OSCAR SPOILERS!), and of course, it was a big night for The Social Network and Glee because there's nothing Hollywood loves more than Facebook and adorable, singing gays. Best Supporting Actor - Motion Picture: Christian Bale (THE FIGHTER) Best Actress - TV Series Drama: Katey Sagal ("Sons of Anarchy") Best Supporting Actor in TV Series or Mini-Series: Chris Colfer ("Glee") Best MORE
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MOTION PICTURE CATEGORIES BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA "Black Swan" "The Fighter" "Inception" "The King's Speech" "The Social Network" BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY "Alice in Wonderland" "Burlesque" "The Kids Are All Right" "Red" "The Tourist" FOREIGN LANGUAGE PICTURE "Biutiful," Mexico/Spain "The Concert," France "The Edge," Russia "I Am Love," Italy "In a Better World," Denmark BEST DIRECTOR Darren Aronofsky, "Black MORE
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