Yes, yes, don’t worry everyone, we’re going to get all of the Golden Globes posts out of the way now so we don’t have to go on pretending they’re a thing past noon. Anyway, after Ricky Gervais‘ performance at last year’s Globes performance was criticized for being too “mean” (read: honest), someone at the HFPA pulled their head out of their ass and realized that most celebrities are assholes anyway and they can just buy new feelings with the millions of dollars they have. So they brought him back in, and once again, he KILLED. More than anything, I’m actually happy celebrities actually joked along with him rather than getting all huffy again (I’m looking at you Robert Downey Jr.) Anyway, you can watch his opening monologue below, where he trashes Kim Kardashian, the Oscars and Adam Sandler.
