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After years of living under the oppression of Twilight's reign, The 2013 MTV Movie Awards finally had a mostly vampire-free ceremony yesterday, with the bulk of the awards going to The Avengers and Silver Linings Playbook. Granted, they gave one award to Twilight, but it was a fake award that doesn't count for anything, sort of like the Twilight movies themselves. Movie of the Year: The Avengers Best Female Performance: Jennifer MORE
You know it's a slow news morning when we're talking about the Kids' Choice Awards 2013, but honestly, it's either this or pretending that Paris Hilton is still relevant. Anyway, the awards were last night, people got tiny orange blimps, and more than a few celebrities got slimed. (For the record: Remember when Nickelodeon actually slimed people on the regular? Oh, the good ol' days of Raiders of the Hidden Temple, Nickelodeon Guts, and You Can't MORE
After the Academy Awards, I was more than ready to close the book on awards season and not have to worry about it until the Oscar bait started dropping in the fall. But nope! I forgot that the MTV Movie Awards are a thing. So close ... on the plus side, this year's ceremony is being hosted by the always fantastic Rebel Wilson. The full list of nominees from Us Weekly ... Movie of the Year Django Unchained Silver Linings Playbook Ted The MORE
Every year, The Razzies take place right before the Oscars, as a means of pointing out the absolute worst crap that Hollywood decided to foist upon us. To the surprise of no one, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 managed to sweep up, winning seven out of ten awards. Via VeryAware ... Worst Picture: BREAKING DAWN PT.2 Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart for SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNSTMAN & BREAKING DAWN PT.2 Worst Actor: Adam Sandler MORE
Look, I'll be blunt with you: At this point, we've gone through so many awards show that the thrill of recapping them is kinda ... gone. It's like when you first move out of your parent's place and realize that nothing is stopping you from eating ice cream all day: Eventually, the thrill diminishes and you get bloaty and your voiding starts coming out frozen. That's what this has become. So instead of spreading this out over an entire day, we're MORE
As we've already demonstrated today, not only are the Academy Awards an opportunity to honor some of the best and brightest that Hollywood has to offer, it's also an opportunity for terrible people to bilk them out of thousands of dollars of free crap. Except this year, the annual Oscar swag bag has ... ummm, gone off in a different and bizarre direction. Via The Daily Beast: Take 2: Your Guide to Happy Endings and New Beginnings by Leeza MORE
Look, usually after an awards show, we do one quick post to wrap things up and leave it at that. But the Grammys were ... dude, that was a whole lot of crazy and diva realness crammed into one show, so we're actually going to have to spread this one out over a couple of posts for the day. Hell, we can't even put the full list of winners here, because there are like fifty bajillion winners, so I'm just going to condense it to the people who won MORE
Despite the fact that pop music is basically just G-rated porn with a thin layer of mediocre music laid over it, The Grammys have decided to jump up on their high-horse by proclaiming that everyone must dress up, and has banned any sort of racy clothing (remember Jennifer Lopez's barely there green Versace dress?) from the event. Via Deadline: Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe MORE
Actually, you know what? I'm just going to call them the Screen Actors Guild Awards, because sag just makes me think of a sad little Droopy Dog character, dragging his sagging jowels around the floor when he walks ... I'm sorry, but Screen Actors Guild just sounds better than SAG. SAAAAAAAAG. See what I mean? Anyway, their awards show was last night. The winners list, via USA Today ... FILM Cast in a motion picture WINNER: Argo The Best MORE
True story: I actually had to drag my boyfriend kicking and screaming to watch the Golden Globes, baiting him with the promise, "but Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will be hosting! They'll be funny!" Thankfully, I wasn't disappointed: the Golden Globes were good, wholesome, drunken fun. Glenn Close acted drunk and awesome, all the bits featuring Amy and Tina (including their recurring joke about a fake movie called Dog President) killed, and Anne MORE
It's that time of the year again: the 85th Annual Academy Awards are a-coming, and once again we all have to pretend like we don't know exactly who will win. (Beasts of the Southern Wild has no chance, but I hope it picks up a few wins.) Anyway, here's the list of the big awards, via HuffPo, because these are really the only ones I can make informed bets on when it comes time to make my Oscar pool. Best Picture Amour Argo Beasts of the MORE
In all the hoopla of the Acacemy Award nominations, the snubs, the surprises, and the shameless guessing I may or may not have made regarding who would win (PUT ALL OF MY LIFE SAVINGS ON SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK) we almost forgot that the People's Choice Awards were last night. Yes, the People's Choice Awards; they're basically the Oscars' not-as-hot sister who makes up for it by putting out at the drop of a hat. Anyway, here's the full list of MORE
Tomorrow, the nominees for the Oscars will be released, and we'll all have to pretend like anyone other than Daniel Day-Lewis has a shot at the Best Actor trophy for Lincoln. But until then, the nominees for The Razzies, celebrating the worst movies of the year, have been released, and surprise! The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 and Adam Sandler have the most nominations because they're both just absolutely terrible. The full nominations MORE
We already covered The 70th Golden Globe Awards film nominations, so now let's look at the television nominees, with Showtimes's smash hit Homeland scoring the most with seven nominations! Yes, we split the nominations into two different posts. What can we say? Double the page views. Sorry 'bout it. From LA Times ... DRAMA SERIES "Breaking Bad" "Boardwalk Empire" "Downton Abbey" "Homeland" "The Newsroom" DRAMA-ACTOR Steve Buscemi, MORE
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