The 2014 MTV Movie Awards were last night …

2014 MTV Movie Awards

Okay, so real talk here: As much as people regard the Oscars as the be-all, end-all for film excellence, 2014 MTV Movie Awards have a pretty decent track record. At least when they're not giving the award for Best Movie to Twilight, because seriously, what was that? I know this is voted on by teenagers, but still. Anyway, the 2014 awards were yesterday, and The Hunger Games won, so I can't complain. The full list of winners via HuffPo MORE

Nominees: The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

2014 MTV Movie Awards

What's that? The Oscars just happened and you're a little exhausted from all this awards season chatter? Well SUCK IT UP, because here come the 2014 MTV Movie Awards to hand out little golden popcorn cups to famous people. For you see, famous people are frail creatures, and if they ever stop being congratulated for being millionaires, they will whither away into nothingness. Do you want Will Ferrell to stop existing, you heartless monster? No, I MORE

… And here’s who won big at the Razzie Awards

Movie 43

While most of Hollywood gathered together last night to honor the best of the best, a select few gathered a day earlier to destroy the worst of the worst for the Razzie Awards. This year, the big winners were Will Smith and his faux-philosopher, nepotistic son Jaden Smith, as well as Movie 43. Yeah, remember Movie 43? No one else does either. The winners via Rotten Tomatoes ... Worst Picture Movie 43 Worst Actor Jaden Smith, After MORE

Here’s who won big at The Academy Awards last night …

The Oscars

The bad news is that there really isn't that much to talk about in regards to the Oscars. The good news is that that means everyone did their job; remember how newsworthy last year's Oscars were? Well, that was because everyone hated Seth MacFarlane afterwards. A well done Academy Awards is one that doesn't throw us easy stories. So let's just jump straight into the winners then, shall we? Best Picture 12 Years A Slave Best MORE

Take a look inside the Oscars ‘losers’ gift bags!

The Oscars

The Oscar gift bags are notorious for being extravagant, lavish prizes whose overall cost could by a nice house in a small town. This year is no different, and the gift bags for the nominees who don't win reportedly cost around $80,000 a pop. So behold the many contents, via HuffPo ... Wine-infused chocolates from Chicago-based Chocolatines 10,000 Halo natural pet food meal donations made to the loser's pet charity of choice Hydroxycut MORE

“Alone Yet Not Alone” lost its Oscar nomination

Alone Yet Not Alone

When the Oscar nominations were first announced, there was a bit of a kerfuffle over one of the nominees in the Best Original Song category. Turns out, the self-titled song from Alone Yet Not Alone was written by Bruce Broughton, who as it turns out is a former governor for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences and is currently on the executive committee. In layman's terms, he's one of the people who runs the Oscars. Seeing as that's MORE

So The Grammy Awards were last night …

Daft Punk and Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Yeah, I know, the Grammy Awards were last night and SO MUCH STUFF HAPPENED! We'll get to it, we swear, but first let's run down the list of the night's big winners (read: the albums), via Forbes ... RECORD OF THE YEAR Get Lucky Daft Punk Featuring Pharrell Williams & Nile Rodgers ALBUM OF THE YEAR Random Access Memories Daft Punk SONG OF THE YEAR Royals Joel Little & Ella Yelich O’Connor, songwriters (Lorde) BEST NEW MORE

The 2014 Oscar Nominations are in!

The 2014 Oscar Nominations

Coming off the one-two punch of The Golden Globe Awards and The Razzie nominations, here come the 2014 Oscar / Academy Awards nods, the be-all and end-all for awards season. A lot of your favorites are here, although I'm sure there's a snub or two to complain about. Seriously though, poor Tom Hanks ... he'll be fine, but still. Anyway, the complete list of nominees via HuffPo (I'm sticking my initials next to my picks. If MK is so inclined, he MORE

Nominations: The 34th Annual Razzies!

Grown Ups 2

After the big congratulatory orgy that was The Golden Globe Awards, we need a reminder that sometimes Hollywood kind of sucks. So naturally, here come the Razzie nominees for the year's worst films, and naturally an Adam Sandler film got the most (8) nods. Via Coming Soon ... WORST PICTURE After Earth Grown Ups 2 The Lone Ranger A Madea Christmas Movie 43 WORST ACTOR Johnny Depp: The Lone Ranger Ashton Kutcher: Jobs Adam Sandler: MORE

So the 2014 Golden Globe Awards were last night

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

GAH! The 2014 Golden Globe Awards! They were last night, and yet I totally missed them because of class. F**K! Well, it turns out a lot of the right people won, and except for one glaring omission, everything fell into place the way it was supposed to. The complete list of winners via HuffPo ... FILM Best Motion Picture – Drama: "12 Years A Slave" Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy: "American Hustle" Best Actor – Motion Picture MORE

The 2014 Golden Globe nominations are in!

The 2014 Golden Globe Awards

Oh yes, it's happening. Prepare yourselves, The Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) released their 2014 Golden Globe Awards (the first major awards show of the season) nominations early this morning. The winners will be announced on Sunday, January 12th, with the ceremony being hosted again by funny ladies Tina Fey and Amy Poehler! ONWARDS AND FORWARDS! (Via HuffPo) Best Motion Picture – Drama "12 Years A Slave" "Captain MORE

The 2013 American Music Awards were last night …

American Music Awards 2013

It's almost the end of the year, which means award shows! SO MANY AWARD SHOWS! Anyway, the American Music Awards took place last night, and various famous people were given shiny objects for being famous, and all was right with the world. The full list of winners, via Us Weekly ... Favorite Male Artist, Pop/Rock - Justin Timberlake Favorite Female Artist, Soul/R&B - Rihanna Favorite Album, Country - Taylor Swift/Red Favorite Album, MORE

The Emmy Awards were handed out last night …

Breaking Bad

Television's big night out, the The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards Awards, were last night, and I didn't actually watch it because (A) I had a class from six to nine, and then (B) the BF and I decided to watch Wrath Of Kahn instead of the final leg of the Emmys. Apparently, I wasn't missing much, but that's neither here nor there. The important part is that we get to discuss which rich people got trophies and which ones didn't and why that's MORE

So the 2013 MTV VMAs were last night …

*NSYNC

The 2013 MTV VMAs were last night, which I only caught parts of because I had a class and yadda yadda yadda ... no one cares about that, they care about who took home a moonman! (Is MTV's audience even old enough to remember the original moonman?) So here's the list of winners, via Spin ... Video of the Year Justin Timberlake, "Mirrors" Best Male Video Bruno Mars, "Locked out of Heaven" Best Female Video Taylor Swift, "I Knew You Were MORE