Ashton Kutcher and Popchips caused controversy!

Because apparently, racists really enjoy the taste of mediocre chips, the people at Popchips decided it would be a great idea if they got together with Ashton Kutcher and create a racist caricature of Indian people by making them all look like creepy weirdos. Guess who doesn’t like that?

Here’s the thing: I’m firmly of the belief that nothing is off the table when it comes to comedy. That being said, if you’re going to make a joke that might be edgy, it needs to be grounded in intelligence, and it needs to be funny. Ashton in brown face paint with a crappy Indian accent making fun of stereotypes? Not funny. Not smart. But then again, neither is Ashton, so this really isn’t much of a surprise at all.

UPDATE: A Popchips representative issued this statement: The new popchips worldwide dating parody featuring four characters was created to provoke a few laughs and was never intended to stereotype or offend anyone. At popchips we embrace all types of shapes, flavors and colors, and appreciate all snackers, no matter their race or ethnicity. We hope people can enjoy this in the spirit it was intended.

Ashton Kutcher

Five Things Wrong: Vanessa Hudgens’ Candie’s ad!

I know, I know: I haven’t done these in a while, and now we have two days of back-to-back Five Things Wrong (Yesterday was Crystal HarrisPlayboy cover)! It’s back with a vengeance people. A VENGEANCE. Anyway, Vanessa Hudgens‘ new ad for Candie’s is out, and I have no idea what they’re actually selling here, aside from ol’ fashion misogyny.  Take a look below:

#1: What happened to your face? It used to be so cute and round, and now you have those weird cheekbones that look like they’re about to burst out of your face.

#2: No offense, but somewhere between those nude photos that got leaked online and the two hour nerd-boner that was Sucker Punch, is anyone else feeling a little blase about Vanessa showing off her body right now? You’re not Carmen Carrera sweetums, you can’t get away with it forever.

#3: Isn’t Candie’s supposed to be, like, a shoe store or something? Or are they the guys that promote abstinence? Because either way, I’m really not sure how they’re selling either one of those here.

#4: … Are they selling irons? That has to be it, right? They’re selling irons, it’s their new thing now. Because there’s absolutely no other reason why they’d get a beautiful woman to iron jeans in nothing but her underwear unless … Ah yes, that’s right. Fap material. Gotcha.

#5: For the sake of trying to see the trees through the forest, I went ahead and tried looking for her shoes. I see none. I see the vaguest hint of a shoe on her toes, but that’s about it. I certainly do not want to buy shoes now, but judging from her scary skinny ankles, I do want to buy Vanessa Hudgens a sandwich. Bitch needs some meat on her bones.

Vanessa Hudgens

David Lynch’s coffee klatch with Barbie!

Oh my word! How did I miss this video posted by my favorite director David Lynch over a month ago?! It’s a bizarre (of course) advertisement featuring Barbie (I wonder what Mattel thinks about this?) for his new coffee line (remember all those cups of joe on Twin Peaks?) which you can browse on this website. If you’re not schooled on Mr. Lynch’s incredible body of work, I would highly recommend starting with 1986′s Blue Velvet (a cinematic masterpiece), then his most recent film, 2006′s Inland Empire plus if you haven’t watched Twin Peaks, that ground-breaking television series seriously demands to be seen!

Go to Java Distribution (davidlynch.com/​coffee) to purchase David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee. Available in House Blend, Espresso and Decaf French Roast. Thank you very much and enjoy.

David Lynch and Barbie

Meet Sparah: A manufactured celebrity couple!

Word is that Virgin Mobile is going to try to create a famous celebrity couple out of two unknown people for their latest marketing campaign. Clearly the Real Housewives series, Jersey Shore and Speidi have left that door wide open. Will it work? Will Sparah become the next celebrity sensation? One thing is for sure, that Spencer is super hot! Check out two of the ads which will start to air on television tonight!

Come meet and follow Spencer Falls and Sarah Caroll, now known as Sparah™, a new celebrity couple manufactured entirely by Virgin Mobile. Perfect strangers who’ve been pulled from obscurity, they’ll be given all the trappings of the celebrity lifestyle and inserted into the Hollywood scene. Get up to the minute updates at facebook.com/VirginMobileLive.

Sparah - Manufactured by Virgin Mobile

Sofia Vergara & David Beckham’s Diet Pepsi ad!

Do you love sexy curvaceous latinas, British soccer hotties with washboard abs and diet sodas with delicious brain-rotting aspartame? Well then you’re going to love this new Diet Pepsi ad featuring Modern Family star Sofia Vergara in a sexy bathing suit on the beach … what? Are you still reading this? My God, Sofia Vergara is in a goddamn swimsuit in the video just below! And there’s even a cameo by David Beckham and his glorious (soccer) balls! Also, I guess there’s some shit about Diet Pepsi or something … I dunno. Point is, there are beautiful people.

David Beckham and Sofia Vergara

Disney reveals new Dream Portraits!

Just today the Disney Parks Blog posted new images in their Dream Portraits series done by none other than world famous photographer Annie Leibovitz. She may be better known for her editorial work for Vogue, Vanity Fair, and other fashion magazines as well as iconic images of John Lennon and Demi Moore (and those controversial photos of Miley Cyrus) but she’s been collaborating with Disney for years now to create this series. These are the first of the line to be released since 2009, and will be included as an insert in the March 28th issue of People magazine as well as April issues of many magazines including O, Essence and InStyle. Breathtaking in scope and technique the images even include a few villains (like Queen Latifah as Ursula) which hasn’t been done before in the line.

Disney Dream Portraits

As the Evil Queen, Olivia Wilde joins Alec Baldwin as the spirit of the magic mirror from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. In the dark depths of her lair, the Queen has summoned the mirror’s spirit through wind and darkness to reveal the identity of a lovelier maid than she. The caption reads, “Where magic speaks, even when you’re not the fairest of them all.”

Disney Dream Portraits

Penelope Cruz and Jeff Bridges appear as Belle and the transformed prince, recalling the final scene from Beauty and the Beast. The celebratory moment is captioned, “Where a moment of beauty lasts forever.”

Disney Dream Portraits

Finally, coming ashore as Ursula from The Little Mermaid is none other than Queen Latifah. The caption reads, “Where memories take hold and never let go.”

Ink, Not Mink: Chad Ochocinco for PETA!



Chad Ochocinco is known for making superstar plays on–and off–the field. He hosts a football show with fellow Bengals teammate Terrell Owens called the T. Ocho Show and has set multiple franchise records for the team. He charmed viewers on season 10 of Dancing With the Stars and captured the hearts of lucky ladies on his own VH1 dating show The Ultimate Catch. This NFL legend is everywhere…and is now showing off everything! Chad, an avid animal lover, posed nude for PETA‘s iconic Ink, Not Mink campaign to protest the cruel fur industry and prove that he’d rather go naked than wear fur.

I bet Lil’ Kim would like to thank Photoshop …


hey everyone! doesn’t lil’ kim look totally amazing in this new ad for purple three-o vodka – showing off her best o-face? but unfortunately she doesn’t really look like this in real life (remember when she was making milkshakes a few weeks ago? that was seriously scary!) she still considers herself ‘queen bee’ but girlfriend better put out an album or something before rising rap superstar nicki minaj takes complete control of the game – ms. minaj is pretty damn close to swiping kim’s title! (although nicki doesn’t have her very own category like kim does … not yet anyways) popbytes over & out … xo



Proximo Spirits, Inc. and Three Olives Vodka are thrilled to announce today the first-ever celebrity appearance in the brand’s “What’s Your O-Face?” ad campaign. Grammy award-winning rapper, songwriter and actress Lil’ Kim kicks off her Three-O Vodka endorsement with a photo shoot for the vodka’s newest flavor offering, Purple, appearing in the national ad campaign and in-store merchandising support.

Bursting onto the scene with her forceful presence on Junior M.A.F.I.A.’s debut album, Lil’ Kim launched her solo career in 1996 with her dynamic debut, “Hard Core.” Quickly earning her spot as a rarity among female rappers, the phenomenon known as Lil’ Kim possesses a presence and persona that looms well beyond her tiny frame. With six Grammy nominations and a Grammy win for her hit pop collaboration “Lady Marmalade,” in addition to a plethora of other awards, Lil’ Kim has solidified her place as hip-hop’s Queen Bee, and continues to effortlessly captivate, seduce, provoke, and entertain.



“A perfect match for our latest flavor, Lil’ Kim is the personification of the sassy, fun and confident brand that Three-O strives to embody,” says Elwyn Gladstone, VP of Marketing for Proximo Spirits. “We are so delighted to welcome Kim to the Three-O family, and look forward to introducing Three-O Purple to her dedicated fan base.”



“Since I’m Queen Bee and purple is the color of royalty,” says Lil’ Kim, “I’m thrilled Three Olives has asked me to bring my flavor to the sexy ‘O-Face’ campaign for their new Purple vodka!”

yes, i’d like some more, please!


here are two totally delicious shirtless shots of portuguese hottie and football (soccer) stud cristiano ronaldo for emporio armani‘s underwear and jeans fall/winter campaign! hopefully there are some more sexy images to come … his body is simply to die for! popbytes over & out for now … xoxo





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Bea Arthur speaks up … from the grave!


thankfully we haven’t heard the last from bea arthur … when she passed away last april ms. arthur left money in her will to PETA and they’ve decided to use it for a new campaign using her picture to protest against mcdonald’s for utilizing chicken from where abuse is practiced – dubbed mccruelty (something i didn’t really know went on (or maybe i didn’t want to know) but the claims of cruelty don’t surprise me at all) i think the ad is great – i know ms. arthur would totally approve! i’ve been recently watching reruns of the golden girls (on WETV) those four ladies had such amazing energy together – classic TV at its best! with all the attention betty white has been getting lately (god bless that woman!) it’s so nice to see bea again back in the spotlight – oh i still miss her – ms. arthur was one of the greatest comedic actresses of her time! PETA is organizing a protest outside a mcdonald’s in downtown chicago on april 25th – to mark the ad’s debut along with commemorating the one-year anniversary of bea’s passing – i seriously wish i could be there! popbytes over & out for now … xoxo



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