With the news pouring in that, surprise, some tangelo dipshit who can barely form coherent sentences might actually suck at comedy, Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino is apparently sticking to his guns that he somehow emerged from his giant failure a better person. Hey, say what you will, but telling jokes about slavery to a black man? A great character builder.
“My whole career people have been hard on me,” he said. “But I stood in there. I got through it, and people actually clapped at the end.”
[...] “Snoop is an awesome dude,” he said. “Very kind. Me and him got along so well. Between Trump and Snoop, I gained a lot of friendships.”
Sorrentino was also the butt of some of the night’s jokes. Snoop Dogg pretended to mistake the Situation for Snooki, then said, “I’m sorry, all white people who act black look the same to me.”
Deaf actress Marlee Matlin, who currently stars on Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice,” also took a swipe at him, according to the Times: “Like the Situation,” she said in American Sign Language, “I too have never heard the sound of laughter.” SOURCE
Just putting this out there sweetie, but correlation does not always equal causation. For example, just because people clapped when you finished bombing harder than an army of those little Bob-ombs from Super Mario wasn’t because they thought you were good in any way shape or form. They were clapping because someone was finally forcing you offstage. Believe me sweetie, trainwrecks are fun and all, but there’s a limit to how many dead or dying people you can see before the effect wears off. “Oh look, another train crashed and now everyone’s on fire. Weee. Look, is this gonna take long? I just painted my bathroom and I want to watch it dry.”
