Madonna’s boy toy Jesus Luz hits the beach!



Madonna‘s boy toy Jesus Luz (Notice the red string: I guess he’s all into Kabbalah now too?) enjoys the afternoon with friends – actors Priscila Fantin and Bruno de Luca at the beach in Rio de Janeiro on September 2, 2010. (Hell if were Madge, I’d be sure to get my fill of him – go her!)

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Ready to gleek out? Season #2 of ‘Glee’ starts soon!


OH MY WORD! I am so ready to gleek out over the upcoming season two premiere of my favorite television show on right now … Glee! The good times are scheduled to start on September 21st (two weeks from this coming Tuesday) Watch the new promo below which hit the web today (Many thanks to NY Magazine‘s Vulture) which features Empire State of Mind – it sounds like the kids from William McKinley HS are heading to the big apple to compete in Nationals! Plus we’ve got the highly-anticipated episode dedicated to Britney Spears (she already taped her guest appearance!) I can’t wait to see what else goes down – and I must say congrats to Jane Lynch for walking off with an Emmy the other night for her hilarious portrayal of ‘Sue Sylvester’ – she totally deserved it! Popbytes over and out … xoxo!






















Video Fix: Get Outta Kylie’s Way!


Hey hey! Here’s the sexy and fantastic new music video from Kylie Minogue for her latest single Get Outta My Way – which is definitely one of the best tracks off Aphrodite! I absolutely love driving to this song – try it out if you haven’t! Popbytes over and out … xoxo!






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Pop Nosh: Sobriety does a body good for Rob Lowe!




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Hottie Rob Lowe (age 46) took his shirt off for Men’s Health magazine! L.A. Rag Mag

Love It Or Leave It: Kelly Osbourne is looking fierce (and skinny) lately! Evil Beet

OMG: Prince Von A Hole has big plans for Zsa Zsa Gabor’s body! Dlisted

What’s better than kids performing Lady Gaga and Beyoncé? Tabloid Prodigy

Brigitte Nielsen is looking pretty damn good for 47! Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Jared Leto gets a haircut but is still probably a pretentious ass! Socialite Life

Is this Kim Kardashian’s ‘most risque’ magazine cover yet? In Case You Didn’t Know

Fashion maven Anna Wintour mocked Lady Gaga’s ‘Commune with God’ PopEater

Reese Witherspoon’s boyfriend Jim Toth was seen shopping for rings Cele|bitchy

Paris Hilton: Banned from Wynn Las Vegas and Encore (HA!) Pop On The Pop

Eloquent Eloquence: Beaches ain’t sh*t but hoes and tricks! Pajiba

Carmen Electra embracing her roots and dressing like a stripper! Hollywood Tuna

Nude Film Scenes: Happy Birthday Suit to Salma Hayek who turns 44! CityRag

Lindsay Lohan was not welcome at the Machete premiere! I’m Not Obsessed

Go ahead Janice Dickinson, no one is looking, take that dollar bill! Celebslam

Rihanna bares her belly and gets on board Battleship down in Hawaii PopSugar

Oh my word – Who paid $15,000 For John Lennon’s old toilet? Oh, The Scandal!

Ashton Kutcher calls those recent cheating claims total fiction! Hollywood Rag

Vienna Girardi looks better without those hair extensions Celebrity Smack

Is John Travolta cheating on Kelly Preston at gay spas?! Yeeeah!

A preview of Kylie Minogue’s music video for Get Outta My Way Oh La La

Dwayne Johnson picks up where Brendan Frasier’s hairpiece left off! Agent Bedhead

Backtracking: Four great music moments from the 90210 soundtrack! Idolator

Celebrate 90210 Day with the good folks from Gossip Girl Best Week Ever

Check out lots of hot pictures of Scissor Sisters performing in Toronto! OMG Blog


EXCLUSIVE: F**k Romance – Cee Lo Green Vs. Lady Gaga!




FROM DJ PAUL V.
Last week, a new song caught absolute fire on the interwebs – the sassy, soulful, rump-shaking new single from Cee Lo Green (singer from Gnarls Barkley). Out of nowhere, a video appeared that featured the song, using only its lyrics as a visual. Which, as you know, is an ultimate FML, ex-lover kiss-off called Fuck You. And it begged the question: Can one of the most instantly infectious songs of 2010 even get played on the radio? We can ponder that later, ‘cuz today we present a hot new mashup with Cee Lo that’s an EXCLUSIVE to Popbytes – DJ Tripp‘s Fuck Romance. Yeah, it’s another Lady Gaga boot, but honey: if your romance gets that bad, maybe ya just gotta ditch the polite niceties and say, ____ ___! Well, you get the idea! Now go run ‘n tell your little boyfriend!



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Enjoy! — DJ Paul V.

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PS to my LA peeps: Come to Bootie LA this Saturday, Sept. 4th and hear the guy who created this week’s mashup! Yup, Santa Cruz’s DJ Tripp is in the house, with a special set for all you tech-geeks: multi-touch displays on a pair of iPads to control, manipulate, and play mashups! I’ll be DJing as well, and our dance troupe R.A.I.D. will wow you on stage with their eye-popping dance routines. It’s all going down at The Echoplex. As always, discount $5 admission till 10pm, plus a free Bootie CD to the first 100 of ya!


Yup, Paris Hilton is screwed!

Because of fucking course she does, Paris Hilton may be doing coke after all. If you’ll remember, she’s been trotting out lame excuse after lame excuse for the past week now, including I don’t have time for coke, I thought the coke was gum or It wasn’t my purse because I’d never buy anything non-designer. Unfortunately, it looks like the purse she had at the time bears a striking resemblance to one she bought in July. And by that I mean it was the big stupid cokewhore’s purse.

A photograph posted by Paris Hilton more than a month prior to her drug arrest in Las Vegas could blow up her claim that the purse she was carrying — which contained cocaine — did not belong to her, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. In mid-July, Paris Tweeted a photograph of a purse and wrote: “Love My New Chanel Purse I Got Today :)” That purse appears to be identical to the purse she was carrying when arrested on cocaine possession charges in Las Vegas last weekend. SOURCE

Oh God, I cannot wait for her next lame ass excuse. The cocaine? I don’t do cocaine. Seriously, that is just soooooo 2004. Everyone knows the in drug now is crystal meth. Oh my God, I totally picked some up the other day outside this super trendy club in WeHo, and… Wait, sorry, I think my lawyer just shot himself. Do any of you poor people know the number for 911?

Khloé is gonna have to turn a lot of tricks!

Ladies and gentlemen, break out your tiniest violins: Khloé Kardashian lost her $850,000 engagement ring from Lamar Odom. You know; the one she got for her fake marriage she staged for her fake reality show? Yeah, that one. Yeah, I feel just soooooo fucking sorry for her too. On the plus side, looks like Lamar gets anal tonight!

As she rifles through her jewelry box, her older sis Kim tries to calm her down. “It’s got to be here somewhere!” Kim, 29, reassures her. Khloé, 26, is afraid to tell her husband Lamar Odom because he is already stressed out because it is playoff seasons. SOURCE

Hypothetical pop quiz! If Khloé charges $5 for a handy outside in the alley way of an Applebee’s, and charges an extra $5 to pretend she’s actually She-Hulk while she does it, how many guys does she have to jerk off before she can repay Lamar for the engagement ring she got for her fake wedding? Remember to show all your work.

I’m taking the Activia 14-Day Challenge!


Good morning y’all! Oh yes, I’m the first to admit that my eating habits aren’t all that healthy – I sure do love a good salad but I also love Taco Supremes from Taco Bell – so in order to start putting my eating choices on the right track – I’m going to start eating yogurt on a daily basis – specifically Dannon’s Activia (Strawberry flavor, of course!) Partly because it will help to naturally regulate my digestive system – plus I adore Jamie Lee Curtis – who you’ve probably seen starring in Activia commercials! I’ll let you know how it goes – wish me luck!






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