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Almost naked celebs is the only reason to pick up STAR magazine this week – the whole Ashton Kutcher caught cheating on Demi Moore has already been shot down – but I know everyone usually enjoys the latest annual celebrity beach body report! As for Jesse James dating Kat Von D – all I can say is GROSS – hello nasty – yet they might actually deserve each other in the end – I’m so Team Sandra all the way! Popbytes over and out … xoxo!
Twilight actor Kellan Lutz shows off some super sexy abs (and his Calvin Klein undies) as he grabs a few things from his car while hanging out at his place in Studio City, CA on September 1st, 2010.
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† Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty are moving in together – yikes! Agent Bedhead † A seriously random 1980′s list: The Pajiba Ten … The 1985 Edition! Pajiba † This has to be the worst idea I’ve heard in a long ass time! Hollywood Life † Ashton Kutcher was caught cheating on wife Demi Moore? In Case You Didn’t Know † And the name of Conan O’Brien’s new TBS talk show is … PopEater † Snooki and Elaine from ‘Seinfeld’: Separated at birth?! College Candy † Michael Douglas’ health crisis battle: The fight of his life! Dlisted † Natalie Portman looked stunning in red at the ‘Black Swan’ premiere! PopSugar † Damn! A young Ian McKellen could star in ‘XXX-Men’ anytime! Best Week Ever † Rod Stewart advises Paris Hilton to ‘give up the drugs’ I’m Not Obsessed † Fashion guru Tim Gunn stops being polite and starts getting juicy! Socialite Life † Heidi Montag is really starting to look like her old self! Hollywood Tuna † Has bikini-clad Britney Spears formally given up clothing? Amy Grindhouse † Shocking: There was no late night partying for Lindsay Lohan! Celebrity Smack † Check out these sexy photos of the gorgeous model Tanner Sarff! Oh La La † OMG, how trannytastic: Glee – the drag queen version! OMG Blog † Kim Kardashian explains why she isn’t coked up like Paris Hilton Cele|bitchy † Do you think Cameron Diaz is still desirable and attractive? Celebslam † Mickey Rourke’s love is more steady than his (plastic) face! Hollywood Rag † Love it or leave it: Anne Hathaway’s new super short hairdo! Evil Beet † Watch Charlee’s (Austria’s Ke$ha clone) music video ‘Boy Like You’ EuroPopped † Megan Fox called the Olsen twins socially awkward – LOL! Pop On The Pop † Oh that Jared Leto – he totally makes me weak in the knees! L.A. Rag Mag † The tribe has spoken and ‘Survivor’ needs your help! Seriously? OMG! WTF? † This is one sex tape that I think I’ll pass on seeing … gross! Tabloid Prodigy | |
Well, looks like after Vivid Video called them on their bluff, Heidi Montag and Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard have backed away from selling the sex tape that never existed … Oh, wait, I’m sorry, it says here that Heidi ‘pulled the kill switch’ on it, which she could have done weeks ago if it weren’t for the fact that she’s a complete famewhore and a colossal fucking dumb ass.
Sources close to the couple tell us [Name Redacted]‘s rep shot a letter to Hirsch explaining, “Heidi’s made it very clear that she is not interested in releasing any tapes” … adding, “It looks like she pulled the kill switch.” The letter also explains, “[Name Redacted]‘s not interested in further destroying their relationship by pursuing an avenue she’s so vehemently against.” [Name Redacted]‘s rep also told Hirsch that [You Know Who] “thought $5 million would be enough to convince her, but now [Heidi] is saying she’ll bring out the legal team if he persists.” SOURCE
At this point, it’s almost not even worth it to comment on this, so I’ll just say this: Pedo-Beard is a dickless little bag of ass and would he please just fuck off back to whatever circle of hell he came from? If I remember my reading of Dante‘s Inferno, I’m pretty sure “Creepy, loud-mouthed assholes who look like pedophiles” is one of them, right?
Oh please be warned everyone … once you hear this new song Fuck You from Cee Lo Green (of Gnarls Barkley fame) you simply won’t be able to get it out of your head – it’s an incredible track and the video is awesome – I can’t wait to hear more from his upcoming album The Lady Killer due out on December 7th! Popbytes over and out for now … xoxo!
Alright, so the latest batch of D-list losers (and Margaret Cho; Seriously how’d she get mixed in with those nobodies?!) has been announced for Dancing With The Washed-Up Has-Beens No One Cares About, and Joan Rivers is none too pleased that they went with that Carol Brady bitch over her. I mean whoop-dee-fucking-doo, she raised six kids on a show with a live-in nanny. Here’s a freakin’ medal.
The new cast was revealed on Monday and Joan says they never even gave her a shot. She whined: “They’ve never asked me so they can go f**k themselves! I certainly fall into their old lady category.” Rivers won Donald Trump‘s Celebrity Apprentice in May 2009. Why would she want to join DWTS? Rivers said, “I would do it for the exercise. Making yourself dance everyday for 6 hours a day I think would be so great.” SOURCE
Okay, seriously here? She already won Celebrity Apprentice, she has her own documentary … does she really need to be on some half-assed dancing competition competing against some backwoods Barbie whose claim to fame is talking about how hard it is being a single teenage mom despite earning massive amounts of cash off the situation? Didn’t think so.
Because you totally knew this one was coming from, like a goddamn mile away, Lindsay Lohan is once again pissed at Michael Lohan, this time for … *Shakes Magic 8-Ball* … selling her personal property! Hey, in the grand scheme of things, this is still probably only the fourth or fifth douchebaggiest thing he’s done this month. Just take that into consideration.
In the letter — sent by Lindsay Lohan‘s attorney Shawn Chapman Holley to Michael Lohan‘s rep Lisa Bloom — the Mean Girls star accuses her dad of attempting to sell excerpts of the hand-written diary. The legal letter, dated the day before Lindsay was released from court-ordered rehab, says she had no idea her father had the diary and she did not give him permission to sell or distribute it. According to Chapman Holley, Michael’s grab for cash is “shameful” and Lindsay is “appalled” at his move. SOURCE
Before you start throwing stones, you might want to take a look at Michael Lohan’s agenda for pretty much any given day.
9:00 Wake up next to the famewhore I banged last night who looks exactly like my daughter.
10:30 Breakfast, followed by beating my brother with a shoe.
12:00 Go shopping for Mesh shirts, sell one of my kids into slavery. Where’s Ali…
2:00 Make today’s coke money by selling Lindsay’s stuff.
4:00 Build my own rehab Visit coke Dealer.
5:30 Kick a vagina.
6:00 Yell at Dina Lohan for being a bad parent.
6:05 Yell at a kettle for being black.
11:30 Crash car into a tree in coke-fueled bender.
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