paris hilton is getting sued over her hair extensions!

This is probably one of the more ludicrous court cases I’ve ever heard, but it involves Paris Hilton getting sued for $35 MILLION so I don’t care; basically, the sluttiest slut to ever slut a slut got slapped with a lawsuit on behalf of HairTech International (makers of Paris’ Dream Catchers) for wearing the wrong hair extensions, thereby breaching her contract. And they say the American judicial system is broken. HA!

A company that manufactures hair extensions claimed the 29-year-old socialite breached her contract to wear and promote their product when she sported the fake locks of a competitor in 2008. HairTech International Inc. is seeking $35 million in damages — 10 times what she was apparently paid under the contract. The fraud and breach-of-contract suit cites the heiress’ partying as contrary to HairTech’s marketing campaign. SOURCE

… I’m sorry, I made it about half-way through that story before my brain literally resigned in protest. As it turns out, there is a strict limit to the amount of “Fucking dumb” you can subject a person to. Congratulations, Paris Hilton and Hair Extensions: You killed my brain. You bastards!

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