Get ready to completely lose all faith in humanity! Seriously, this video isn't just dumb; it literally brings stupidity to whole new heights of "Durrrrrr". It starts off when a bunch of tween girls spot Justin "A 12-Year-Old Lesbian" Bieber and attempt to chase him down. What does he do? Attempt to escape on a Segway. When that fails, he's inundated in a goddamn sea of pre-teen girls with no taste in music.
Now, let's review.
First, exactly how hard is it to outrun a thirteen-year-old girl? My grandfather can out run a thirteen-year-old girl, and he's dead. Second, his preferred method of escape involves the same machine used by Arrested Development's Gob Bluth? Really? If you were to slap the biggest face in the world with the biggest palm in the world, it still wouldn't convey just how goddamn stupid this is!
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Get ready to completely lose all faith in humanity! Seriously, this video isn't just dumb; it literally brings stupidity to whole new heights of "Durrrrrr". It starts off when a bunch of tween girls spot Justin "A 12-Year-Old Lesbian" Bieber and attempt to chase him down. What does he do? Attempt to escape on a Segway. When that fails, he's inundated in a goddamn sea of pre-teen girls with no taste in music.
Now, let's review.
First, exactly how hard is it to outrun a thirteen-year-old girl? My grandfather can out run a thirteen-year-old girl, and he's dead. Second, his preferred method of escape involves the same machine used by Arrested Development's Gob Bluth? Really? If you were to slap the biggest face in the world with the biggest palm in the world, it still wouldn't convey just how goddamn stupid this is!
VIDEO FIX: GET OUTTA KYLIE'S WAY! Thursday September 2 2010 @ 3:38PMPERMALINK POSTED BYMICHAEL KNUDSEN FILED UNDERVIDEO FIX TAGSKYLIE MINOGUE + MUSIC VIDEO
youtube! --> hey hey! here's the sexy and fantastic new music video from kylie minogue for her latest single get outta my way - which is definitely one of the best tracks off aphrodite! i absolutely love driving to this song - try it out if you haven't! popbytes over
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YUP, PARIS HILTON IS SCREWED! Thursday September 2 2010 @ 10:24AMPERMALINK POSTED BYJEREMY FEIST FILED UNDERPARIS HILTON TAGSCOCAINE + PARIS
because of fucking course she does, paris hilton may be doing coke after all. if you'll remember, she's been trotting out lame excuse after lame excuse for the past week now, including i don't have time for coke, i thought the coke was gum or it wasn't my purse because
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KHLOÉ IS GONNA HAVE TO TURN A LOT OF TRICKS! Thursday September 2 2010 @ 9:06AMPERMALINK POSTED BYJEREMY FEIST FILED UNDERPEOPLE TAGSKHLOÉ KARDASHIAN + LAMAR ODOM
ladies and gentlemen, break out your tiniest violins: khloé kardashian lost her $850,000 engagement ring from lamar odom. you know; the one she got for her fake marriage she staged for her fake reality show? yeah, that one. yeah, i feel just soooooo fucking sorry for her too. on the
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POP NOSH: THEY'RE *ONLY* 47 YEARS APART! Tuesday August 31 2010 @ 6:14PMPERMALINK POSTED BYMICHAEL KNUDSEN FILED UNDERPOP NOSH TAGSCALVIN KLEIN + NICK GRUBER
† meet nick gruber (20): calvin klein's (67) hot (and super young) boyfriend! gawker † angelina jolie is starring in a new psa about pakistan's flood disaster popsugar † the five best and worst films from the summer of 2010! pajiba † excuses, excuses: paris hilton thought that cocaine
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SNOOKI'S BOYFRIEND JUST GOT DENIED! Tuesday August 31 2010 @ 11:48AMPERMALINK POSTED BYJEREMY FEIST FILED UNDERPEOPLE TAGSDENIED + JERSEY SHORE + SNOOKI
hey, remember how snooki's new famewhoring guido boyfriend jeff miranda tried to propose to her on the cover of trashy hoes quarterly so that he could steal her leprechaun gold with his penis? well, as you might expect, snooki pretty much cock-blocked him by turning him down in front of,
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