ewww, people actually want to vacation with paris?!

Some website was running an online poll to find out who people wanted to go on vacation with. Apparently, the poll was geared towards people who are fucking awful, because the person they most wanted to vacation with was Paris Hilton, followed by Tila Tequila, and Kim Kardashian rounding out the top three. My God, it’s like the herpes trifecta!

Thousands of Paris Hilton fans flocked to WENN.com to help the jet-setting socialite win a head-to-head battle with reality TV star Tila Tequila. Hilton, who has been questioned by cops in South Africa and France this summer over allegations of marijuana possession, earned a comprehensive 62 per cent of the vote – almost twice as many as second-placed Tequila. Kim Kardashian was a distant third and P. Diddy and Jersey Shore reality TV star Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino completed the top five with a sorry one percent each. SOURCE

There’s no reason for this poll to exist. NO REASON. Seriously, I know I like to joke around about this shit, but I’m completely serious when I say that everything about this stupid little contest makes me want to set myself on fire. Unless … wait, is it a vacation to an island infested with snakes and sharks?

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