Lawyers are lovers, which is why I decided to take the time this week to share my love with a few celebs. Let’s start with you, Usher. No one deserves to be robbed, but if you have $1 million worth of merchandise in your car, NEVER leave it unattended. Adam Levine, yes, even celebrities need license plates on their cars. If the police pull you over again, you might find it harder and harder to breathe watching your car get impounded. Oh, Charlie Sheen, it shouldn’t take lawyers to figure out that drugs, alcohol, firearms, intimidation, and harassment do not constitute a recipe for a good marriage. Just a few friendly, lawyerly observations to take into the weekend, Popbytes peeps. Remember, please don’t drink and drive and, of course, please do what you can to help the people of Haiti!
• Usher Is Victim Of $1 Million Car Robbery
• Charlie Sheen’s Lawyer Does Not Expect Court To Dismiss Protective Order …
• Maroon 5′s Adam Levine Pulled Over By Police
