Lady Gaga’s boyfriend wants her to dial it down

Look, as much as Lady Gaga‘s willingness to bring her stage act into the real world annoys me, I will give her credit for working the creative angle. That being said, I can see how being subjected to lobster hats and fried egg dresses might cross the line from “cool” to “kill it with fire” if I were being subjected to it 24/7. So you can I empathize with Gaga’s boyfriend Taylor Kinney for wanting her to drop the act when she’s at home with him. Or maybe she just defines private, intimate moments as extending her co-dependent relationship with complete strangers (aka little monsters) in their home together. In Touch reports:

Lady Gaga‘s boyfriend of six months, Taylor Kinney, has told her to check her alter ego at the door when she’s with him. “Gaga started living and breathing her character 24/7 because she felt her fans wanted that,” dishes a source to In Touch. Too bad Tyler, 30, didn’t. While he held his tongue at first, he’s now comfortable enough with Gaga, 25, to make it clear he has no desire to live with a stage act. “Taylor has convinced her that he loves the real Stefani,” says an insider to In Touch. Luckily for him, the singer promised to be “more human” — after all, she wasn’t born that way!

Look, I respect Gaga for being a tireless worker, but you can’t fall in love with or bang a piece of artwork. After a while, you need to throw on some jeans and a sweater, make some popcorn in the microwave, and catch some old episodes of SNL on Netflix. Otherwise, you run the risk of alienating those closest to you with your weird attempts to be human art.

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Gaga’s assistant sues for having to do her job!

Welcome back everyone! Hope you had a wonderful holiday weekend. And to welcome you back, here’s the most baseless celebrity lawsuit ever: Jennifer O’Neill, aka Lady Gaga‘s former assistant, is suing her touring company because she claims she was forced to do demeaning work. And by “demeaning work”, we actually mean “her normal job.” And she’s also suing for 7,168 hours of unpaid overtime worth $380,000. But we’ll discuss why that’s bullshit after the token blockquote from TMZ.

Jennifer O’Neill says in her lawsuit … she worked for Gaga for 13 months, and is owed $380,000 in overtime. O’Neill says in her suit her job included “ensuring the promptness of a towel following a shower and serving as a personal alarm clock to keep [Gaga] on schedule.” O’Neill claims she had to cater to Gaga in “stadiums, private jets, fine hotel suites, yachts, ferries, trains and tour buses.” And, O’Neill says, she was required to be at Gaga’s beck and call at her “earliest waking hour.”

Yes, how dare they make her do the job they’re paying her to do? I don’t know, I don’t really speak lazy-famewhorese. Yet here’s the kicker: If we assume that she did in fact work 7,168 hours, then that means that – remembering that there are roughly 56 weeks in 13 months and 7 days in a week – O’Neil was working 128 overtime hours a week, or about 18 overtime hours per day. You know you’re lawsuit is complete bullshit when a sixth grade understanding of basic mathematics discredits the whole thing.

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Merry Xmas from Lady Gaga

As a Christmas gift for all her many little monsters, Lady Gaga uploaded an unreleased track last night from Born This Way called Stuck On Fuckin’ You. You can listen to it below, it’s certainly not the best track ever but it’s nice to hear Gaga stripped down, the song was recorded in one shot while on her tour bus in Minnesota! I hope everyone is having a great holiday weekend so far, Merry Christmas y’all! xoxo

So to give you a little background to the creation of this song. I wrote it in Minnesota after the Monster Ball on the tour bus. We recorded it in one shot. Fernando on guitar, Paul on Drum Machine. I wrote, sang it, and freestyled the last minute + a half of the song.

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Lady Gaga performs on Ellen!

Just in case you missed it, here is Lady Gaga performing her new single Marry The Night on Ellen DeGeneres‘ daytime talk show! I don’t how she manages to deliver a different performance for practically every appearance, but somehow she does! You can call Gaga a lot of things but lazy is certainly not a term that comes to mind! I wonder how many more singles she’ll release from Born This Way? I’m hoping she puts out Hair since it’s my fave yet I bet soon Gaga is going to need to move onto her next album!

Lady Gaga made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Friday, December 9th. Gaga talks about her acting dream role and why she does not own a home. Plus, don’t miss the talk show exclusive performance of Marry The Night from her Grammy-nominated album, Born This Way.

Lady Gaga on her acting dream role …

Ellen: What would you want ? Would you want to do, comedy? Would you want to do, drama? Do you have any ideas of what you would want to do?

Lady Gaga: I don’t really know. I mean, I guess my dream would be to be in a Woody Allen movie or something. That would sort of be my dream …

Ellen: Well, let’s make that happen. Maybe he will make you audition.

Lady Gaga on why she does not own a home …

Lady Gaga: I’m a gypsy, ya know. I can’t plan my life out like that so much. Then I think well, gosh what a waste of money to buy a place and I’m on the road. Even though it might not seem like a big deal because I’m a pop singer or whatever it’s still hurts to write a check. It’s a lot of money.

Ellen: Well, not if you’re going to be there. You’re in a hotel all the time.

Lady Gaga: We were laughing; everybody was laughing because when I signed my tax returns this year. I had to get completely wasted. They were just holding me up. It’s unbelievable.

Ellen: Yes, it’s a lot …

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Lady Gaga’s ‘Marry The Night’ music video!

Here’s the highly-anticipated new music video for Lady Gaga‘s latest single Marry The Night. As much as I adore Gaga, I think the video (which she directed) drags a bit clocking in around 14 minutes, I just wanted her to get to the song already which happens to be one of my favorite tracks off Born This Way. If you want to skip all the ‘art’ (which almost put me to sleep) skip to around 8:30 when the song actually starts!

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Lady Gaga is worried she’ll never find love!

Yeah, apparently this is going to be a theme today. I hereby decree that today shall be known as “rich people can’t find love. Waaaaaah.” Anyway, Lady Gaga is worried that because of her immense intellect, she’ll never find love and she’s going to end up dying alone. On a side-note to us non-famous single people: we are all screwed. So very, very screwed. People magazine reports:

“I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man,” the Grammy winner, 25, tells the new issue of Vanity Fair. “I think what it really is, is that I date creative people. And I think that’s what intimidates them is not my purse, it’s my mind.”

“It starts out good,” she says. “Then when I’m in these relationships with people who are also creative, or creative in their own way, what happens is the attraction is initially there and it’s all unicorns and rainbows. And then they hate me.”

Look, I’m going to level with Gaga here: A friend of mine who is a HUGE Gaga fan once got the chance to interview her. When I asked her how it went, she shot me the biggest oh-just-shoot-me look and then said “She is the dumbest person I have ever met.” She liked Lady Gaga, but having talked with her, she just thought that … well, she was kind of a moron. It’s not that they’re afraid of your intellect. It might be the fact that you just have terrible taste in men. That doesn’t mean you won’t get lucky eventually, it just means you’re going to need to kiss a few frogs before you get a prince.

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Lady Gaga performs on the UK’s ‘The X Factor’

Lady Gaga performed her latest single Marry The Night on The X Factor (the UK version) last night where she unveiled her exciting new costume after stepping out of a confessional booth! And by that I mean Gaga did that super lame “if I hike my dress up a bit, it looks like I’m holding my own severed head!” bit that people stopped doing on Halloween like five years ago because it’s just that hokey. Seriously, she wasn’t even trying with this one. That’s like putting ketchup all over your face and being all “grah, I’m bleeding and stuff.” It’s not cool, it’s just boring!

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PETA is still upset over Gaga’s meat dress!

Hey, you know that meat dress Lady Gaga wore once? Like, a year ago? Well, PETA must have nothing better to do and all the good little animals must be safe because they’re back to their famewhoring ways again, demanding that Gaga make a dress made of lettuce because that’s how “art” works: Basically, you just say what you want, the artist makes it and then you all pretend there’s a message in this aside from “people are morons.” RadarOnline reports:

If PETA India activists get their way, absolutely: The organization is urging the Born This Way singer to wear a dress made of lettuce when she headlines an invitation-only show in New Delhi this weekend, following India’s first Formula 1 Grand Prix race.

The dress, Sachin Bangera of PETA said, would take about five to six hours to construct, as Gaga would be decked out with lettuce leaves held together by pins and threads.

“If she agrees, we’ll make her a dress entirely of lettuce and held together by pins and threads,” Bangera said. “It will be a full length gown, and we’ll make sure it looks sexy … someone will be on hand to spray the lettuce with water so that it doesn’t wilt.

Is it weird that I love animals, but absolutely goddamn hate PETA with a fiery passion? People who are sane, rational people who love animals but understand that life is complicated and sometimes decisions need to be made on a case-by-case basis where animals may get the short-end of the stick in order to save human lives? Those are the people I want fighting for animal rights. Not a bunch of idiots who think sticking naked models in cages every time something bad happens to a chicken will somehow convince men to treat animals better. Hell, from a Pavlovian stand-point that doesn’t even make sense. On a side note, did you know crystal meth is free of animal byproducts? Because that actually explains a lot.

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