So despite being on America Idol for all of … what, like a month? Barely half a season? J.Lo has already come out and said that she hates having to be on the show. I mean, mind you it was because she hated having to reject a contestant, but still, what are the chances she cries herself to sleep every night while drinking from a Coke cup?

J.Lo in particular had a difficult time becoming J.No. She seemed in agony the first time she was shown rejecting a contestant. “Oh, my God, I hate this!” she complained. “Why did I sign up for this? I want to go home.” She got up to hug a contestant who was crying upon meeting her. SOURCE

J.Lo? Touching a commoner? Poppycock! What sort of madness is this? Next you’ll be telling me she left the house with anything less than $70,000 on her fingers and she managed to fit her ass on only one single chair. HA! It’s a good thing we don’t live in that crazy world. Could you imagine?!

Oh glory be hallelujah, the long national nightmare has ended restarted: Jennifer Lopez has finalized her deal to be a judge on American Idol because… well, let’s face it here, the girl’s not doing anything else, is she? Remember that crappy song about shoes? No? Neither does anyone else.

A month after the singer-actress’s initial deal with American Idol fell apart — thanks, in part, to demands that had gotten “out of hand,” according to a source — Lopez will after all be joining the judging panel for the show’s upcoming 10th season, sources tell PEOPLE. Lopez’s $12 million contract, which was first reported by Deadline.com, comes two weeks after Kara DioGuardi confirmed she was leaving the show, following in the footsteps of both Simon Cowell and new judge Ellen DeGeneres. SOURCE

Oh boy, $12 million to tell teenagers that there rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart was pitchy? Plum gig, JLo, plum gig. It sure as hell beats your previous job of absolutely nothing. Somewhere out there, Ben Affleck is laughing his ass off at the premiere of The Town knowing that he just dodged a goddamn Bullet.

Just in case American Idol needed yet another nail into their coffin, Jennifer Lopez, who was scheduled to be one of the new judges after Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres and that other chick no one cares about left, has also been canned from the show for being a gigantic diva bitch. No way, really? I think the only thing that surprises me about this is that someone out there couldn’t actually see this coming.

Jennifer Lopez won’t be a judge on American Idol after all, according to a source close to the situation. The singer-actress had been closing a deal to be a permanent judge on the show for its upcoming 10th season but the deal fell apart. “Her demands got out of hand,” says the source. “Fox had just had enough.” SOURCE

Aw great, now who’s going to tell modestly talented teenagers that their karaoke was “pitchy”? Crap, and I was so looking forward to yet another Idol winner slowly fading into a life of semi-obscurity and mall tours. Why do you do this to me, Jennifer Lopez?