

good morning! somehow i managed to stumble across the most ridiculous story i've heard in a long time - it sounds like the country of zimbabwe is looking for a little extra attention and press - just get a load of this story their telling ... supposedly a female goat gave birth to the creature below that they say is half goat / half human - the village people of maboleni claim it's because a human male impregnated a goat - which as far as i know is a scientific impossibility - of course they took pictures you see below but before they could bring it to a proper lab for testing the creature was incinerated by superstitious villagers (too bad they didn't save it for paris hilton to adopt - she wants a baby right? plus i see a slight resemblance ... ok that was mean but i couldn't help myself!) obviously this appears to be a silly hoax - i wonder what crap they'll come up with next! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo


The Midlands' Provincial Veterinary Officer Dr Thomas Sibanda, while regretting that they never got the chance to conduct tests on the bizarre creature, said: "As far as I know, it is not scientifically possible for a man to impregnate a beast unless of course it's a miracle. "Inter-breeding is so hard that a sheep and a goat can mate but they will never produce any product out of it."
Locals now fear that the creature was a product of witchcraft, but Dr Sibanda still wants to give science a chance. He said: "It is common that an animal can be born with the hydrocephalus condition, a condition that causes an animal to have an abnormally big head full of water. This condition can cause the normal positions of the chin, nose and ears to shift. "We could have confirmed that the creature was a goat if we had seen it since we are experts in animals. To confirm whether it was a human being, you need medical doctors." SOURCE
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