good morning! for awhile it seemed like heidi montag and spencer pratt were missing in action (after all that jungle drama) but unfortunately those two twits are back – parading ms. montag’s new playboy magazine cover all over town – showing it to anyone who will look at it (and snap their picture) in the words of my darling valerie cherish – i don’t need to see that! besides ‘sexy’ pictures of ms. montag almost naked (she had a ‘no nipples, no vagina, no ass’ clause in effect) there’s also an interview in which she shares way too much information about the couple’s sex life (including gross tidbits like how she manages to have 20-30 orgasms a day … how does she find the time?) i wish those two idiots would finally buzz off and leave us alone but they’re just warming up … don’t forget a new season of the hills is coming up on september 29th (sans lauren conrad) of course i’ll be tuning in – i can never pass up watching a train wreck! popbytes over & out for now … xoxo
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