Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to get married

As some of you might remember, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have refused to get married, saying that they wouldn’t get married until gay marriage was finally passed in the states. But of course, their six kids don’t really understand that because kids usually have a hard time understanding why two people who love each other can’t get married. So now Brad and Angelina are now saying that they’re getting a little antsy to get married. People reports:

“I’m not going to go any further,” says the actor, who has been nominated for a Best Actor Oscar for Moneyball. “[But] it means so much to my kids, and they ask a lot. And it means something to me, too, to make that kind of commitment.” Jolie, too, has addressed the subject of marriage as it relates to the couple’s six children: “They have asked, yeah, because … people get married in the movies,” Jolie told Nightline in an interview that aired last month.

It’s a shame that Brangelina’s kids have to see all these other people getting married while wondering why their parents can’t get married, but think about it: how many kids out there have gay parents and have to wonder every day why their parents can’t get married? America, do the right thing: pass marriage equality so that Brangelina’s super happy shiny brigade of kids can finally watch their parents get married. And also because LGBT people deserve the same rights and respects as anyone else, just like Brangelina.

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Not BFFs: Angelina Jolie & Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler is still George Clooney‘s girlfriend right now, because George must always have a d-lister on his arm at all times but God help you if you want to get married because he will never love anyone more than he loved his pot-bellied pig. That’s a special kind of love. Anyway, it turns out Angelina Jolie isn’t all that big on Keibler, and during a flight she took with the couple and Brad Pitt, spent the entire time giving Keibler the cold shoulder. Though to be fair, when you have such little body fat, your shoulders are always cold. Us Weekly reports:

“Angelina refused to acknowledge that Stacy was even on the plane,” a source tells Us Weekly of Clooney’s bubbly girlfriend of six months. “Angelina went out of her way to ignore her, from takeoff to landing. She would not even look Stacy’s way. She was not having it!” A second source isn’t at all surprised that the former wrestler and 2006 Dancing with the Stars contestant, 32, got iced out by 36-year-old Jolie: “Angie is really not a girlie girl.”

Hey, in all fairness, some people just want to sleep through their flight. I mean, you’re flying through the air in a metal tube that defies God, and then you hit turbulence and you’re bumping around and it’s just like “for fuck’s sake, I just want to make it home alive! Someone put on Puss in Boots so I can fall asleep watching it!” Those are not the times where I want to talk to whoever George is sticking his dick in.

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Angelina Jolie may have another baby!

There are only 11 days left until Christmas. Did you know that? Christmas used to take forever to come, and all of a sudden Christmas just comes at you like a flaming train whose sole purpose in life is to DESTROY YOUR ASS. Anyway, point is Christmas is approaching and as some of us celebrate one golden child that delivered us from evil, Angelina Jolie has declared that she too might deliver another holy child upon this sinful world. People reports:

“Nothing planned at the moment, but we just don’t know. I could end up pregnant,” Jolie, 36, tells Marie Claire in its January issue. According to the Oscar winner, who recently made her directorial debut with In the Land of Blood and Honey, the home life she’s built with Pitt, 47, has taught her invaluable lessons of selflessness. “I suppose what I’ve learned from Brad is to be able to have the kind of family whose happiness and well-being comes before your own,” she says in the interview. “I’m very, very grateful to have such a loving family, and I wouldn’t have that without him.”

I’ve given this a bit of thought, and I think I may have an explanation for Brangelina‘s giant family: they’re aiming for having 12 tiny apostles. Only explanation for all of this. I’m currently taking bets as to who will be Judas in all of this! It’s a toss-up at this point, but Shiloh might be a dark horse in all of this.

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Gorgeous: Angelina Jolie covers ‘Vanity Fair’

Without a doubt, this cover of the October issue of Vanity Fair featuring Angelina Jolie (age 36) is one of the most stunning covers in quite some time! In the accompanying article, she squashes the current rumors she’s pregnant again, adopting or getting married. It sounds like she totally has her hands full with her six children and partner Brad Pitt. Plus she’s been busy putting the final touches on In the Land of Blood and Honey (a love story set during the Bosnian war), her first film as director and writer which is due for release in the states on December 23rd. Read more about Ms. Jolie on the magazine’s website.

Angelina Jolie - Vanity Fair - October 2011

The October issue of Vanity Fair will be on newsstands in New York and Los Angeles on September 1st, and nationally and on the iPad September 6th. Photographs by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.

Angelina Jolie - Vanity Fair - October 2011

Recycled Rumors: Angelina Jolie’s secrets and lies!

Oh here we go again … the latest cover of Star magazine is back on the Angelina Jolie train once again. They just can’t leave Angelina and her supposed secrets and lies alone, it’s such a tired story! The only reason I’d actually like to pick up this issue is to see the eleven never-before-seen family photos, but other than that, I seriously can’t deal with the same recycled rumors that the magazine can’t seem to let go of. Since Angelina landed the cover this week, next week it will be Jennifer Aniston‘s turn, mark my words!

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Angelina Jolie: Too skinny and on heroin? Oh, please!

Remember when Star magazine was sued by Katie Holmes because they claimed she was on drugs? Well, the magazine better be prepped for another lawsuit … check out the latest cover which claims that Angelina Jolie weighs a mere 99 pounds, and that she back to dabbling in heroin! Yes, she might be on the skinny side (like me, weighing in at 135) but I seriously doubt that the mother of six children is back on drugs! This is such a slanderous cover filled with pure bullshit, Brangelina’s lawyers are going to be all over this one! Who knows why they post totally false covers, maybe they like the press or love donating to charity because of their homespun LIES!

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Angelina Jolie reveals the meaning behind her new tattoo

So after a month of wild speculation (or, more accurately, 24 hours of speculation followed by 29 days of ambivalence), Angelina Jolie has revealed the meaning behind her latest set of coordinate tattoos. It turns out, the answer was pretty much in front of everyone all along, because it turns out they’re the coordinates of Brad Pitt‘s birth place, which would have been glaringly obvious to anyone who could, oh I don’t know, GOOGLE?

Jolie’s latest tattoo sparked adoption speculation last month, when she revealed a new set of map coordinates on her arm, just underneath tattoos of coordinates of the birthplaces of her six children. But as PEOPLE.com suspected, the tattoo was in honor of Pitt, not a new child. “Well if they know that it’s latitude and longitude they would have figured out quickly that it was Brad’s birthplace.” Jolie told Extra on Wednesday. “It’s Shawnee, Oklahoma.”

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Well now I feel stupid. Hear I was thinking it was the magical destination of Angelina’s newest magical rainbow child, and it turns out it was the place where someone popped Brad out of their cooter. DAMN YOU, INTERNETS! You’ve fooled me for the last time! Although I really should thank you for telling me all about the Illuminati and the lizard people. Man, it’s a good thing you backed that up with no real evidence either, otherwise I would have thought you people were just bored, paranoid people creating fiction and passing it off as fact to avoid the ennui of your own life!

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Is Angelina Jolie’s Rainbow Coalition complete?

So Angelina Jolie was photographed going shopping for kids on a humanitarian mission to the Tunisian-Libyan border, and a few observant eyes noticed that she has a seventh co-ordinate tattoo on her arm. Normally, I’d throw my arms up and go “Who cares?”, but it turns out she only gets a co-ordinate tattoo when she’s having new child, which of course means the collective Internet gossip web is shitting themselves over the possibility of a seventh addition to Jolie-Pitt Superstar Squad.

While the full co-ordinates cannot be made out in the photo, the new inking has led to all manner of speculation – raising the question whether The Tourist star has another adoption in the process. However, other reports suggest the numerics refer to the latitude and longitude of her partner Brad Pitt’s birth place, Oklahoma. SOURCE

So basically, either Angelina is getting a seventh child, thus fulfilling her life-long ambition to have one child for every color of the rainbow (which, admittedly, would make for a killer superhero squad) or it’s all for Brad Pitt. Personally, I’m crossing my fingers for child #7. Then they can put their power rings together and fight the forces of evil. That’s how parenting works, right? Like Captain Planet? … Shuuuuuuuuuut up. Shut up.

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