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Thursday May 21 2009 @ 7:48PM
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it looks like action star jean-claude van damme isn't shy at all ... he was waving at fans below his balcony over in cannes, france - wearing only his hugo boss black underwear - and from the looks of his man bulge - he appears to be packing something pretty darn big down below! he's there for the cannes film festival (i believe he was promoting his new movie JVCD) i've never been a huge fan of his movies but he's certainly not a bad looking guy - and at age 48 his body is still pretty damn tight - and i don't think i'd mind seeing his package at all! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo

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JEAN-CLAUDE SHOWS OFF HIS BIG PACKAGE

Can't dispute the body is tight but I will defer on the package business. I need to see a more revealing pic.

xo Rants, Thoughts & Merde

» this comment was posted by NativeNYker on may 22, 2009 5:14 am «

can't stand you any more... i wish dlisted woudl stop linking to you and giving you props

» this comment was posted by ml on may 22, 2009 9:37 am «

what seems to be the problem ML?

» this comment was posted by MK

on may 22, 2009 9:39 am «

Oh MK don't pay ANY attention to haters and trolls, let alone some douche who considers Dlisted to be a staple in blogging. I still visit you on a daily basis after 3 years. You're still fabulous ;)

» this comment was posted by Crispy on may 24, 2009 2:44 pm «

Oh thanks so much Crispy - that comment bothered me all weekend - and now it doesn't anymore - thanks a bunch for visiting Popbytes - you rock!

» this comment was posted by MK

on may 24, 2009 3:04 pm «

how is that big? anyone with a body like jcvd can display the same look in a pair of high rise undies. he looks avg down there to me, but who cares about the undies. it all about the tight body! 8-P

» this comment was posted by jr on may 25, 2009 1:28 pm «

I would want to know if Jean-Claude Van Damme is still alive or is he having personality disorder?

» this comment was posted by Eugene Akomaye on may 30, 2009 2:29 am «

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