pop nosh: michael jackson is keeping his crap

» michael jackson struck a last-minute deal to save his stuff from being auctioned a socialite’s life

» this blind item about an unhappy ‘stepford wife’ has to be about katie holmes! celebrity smack

» pink and her estranged hubby carey hart might be renewing their vows in case you didn’t know

» justin timberlake should make more music rather than go mountain climbing i’m not obsessed

» shawn johnson’s creepy stalker has to stay away from her for three whole years popsquire

» have a look at the upper east side townhouse madonna plunked down $40 million for! dlisted

» tori spelling acknowledged she does look too thin but claims she isn’t anorexic celebwarship

» megan fox loves her boyfriend brian austin green but she doesn’t want to marry him the blemish

» lil’ kim made it through prison with help from marc jacobs and bratz coloring books cele|bitchy

» oh gross! paris hilton and doug reinhardt have infected another country w/ their love popsugar

» linda hogan should watch out – hulk hogan might go all OJ on her ass! webster’s is my bitch

» make sure to check out the latest issue of bello magazine (featuring lots of cute guys) oh la la

» heather mills wants to rid the internet of anything negative about her – HA! amy grindhouse

» amy winehouse might be scaring the children of st. lucia (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

» jennifer love hewitt is trying to prove she still has sex symbol status! hollywood tuna

» evan rachel wood gets sexy for ‘GQ’ egotastic

» will ‘american idol’ be back to just three judges next season? (bye kara!) seriously? omg! wtf?

» the lovable james st. james catches up with former pornstar traci lords the daily freak show

» actor marlon brandon’s rumored bisexuality has the internet buzzing once again LA rag mag

» soon your friends might be telling you this – ‘your mom just facebooked me!’ college candy

» think you can make a ton of $$$ from youtube royalties? it’s time to think again agent bedhead

BONUS LINK a list of the top ten coolest celebrity-driven cars! driverside

CUTIE ZAC EFRON AT THE PREMIERE OF ’17 AGAIN’ (LA, 04/14/09)

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