

good morning everybody! oh my goodness - poor jennifer aniston - girlfriend cannot catch a break at all - she has been seemingly happy over the past few months with crooner boyfriend john mayer who was by her side last month at the oscars but just last week word broke that the couple had 'mutually' parted ways for the second time! (he also recently tweeted this cryptic message on twitter my six word story: "this heart didn't come with instructions.") now STAR magazine is claiming he might kiss & tell and spill the beans about their relationship - along with providing the scoop on some of jen's supposed wacky behavior (like constantly obsessing over her looks ... and ex-hubby brad pitt) i seriously doubt he'll come forward with any inside info - john doesn't seem like that big of an asshole! (if this were a plot on a soap opera - angelina jolie would be the one paying him the $10 million bucks to open up) this cover is trying to be sympathetic to jen - by calling mr. mayer a rat ... yet at the same time they're insinuating she's a nutjob (like with the line the night she called him 'brad' in bed) no matter what she does - jen can't seem to clear steer of the tabloids - she should be given a lifetime achievement award for helping to keep the gossip mill in business! (along with brangelina) popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
In the March 30 issue of Star we report that as if getting dumped by the singer (twice!) isn't bad enough, he's talking about penning a book sharing the very intimate details of their relationship. "John just can't keep his mouth shut," a pal tells Star, "and he's telling friends that he's thinking of going public with all their juicy secrets."
So just what embarrassing info could John reveal? Well the fella who held an impromptu press conference on a New York City street the first time they split has a lot to say, as we detail in in our magazine. For one, Jen made a slip of the tongue calling John "Brad"... while they were in bed! He also knows all about her obsessive exercise regime, embarrassing TV viewing habits, devotion to astrology and numerology and has witnessed the actress throw fits! SOURCE
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