pop nosh: what was rihanna’s eyepatch hiding?

† the eyepatch rihanna wore at the AMAs might not have been a fashion statement… the blemish

† chris brown updated his facebook status to single and took a swipe at rihanna celebrity smack

† celebrities are banning together to aid the terrible australian bushfire situation i’m not obsessed

† mickey rourke would rather be stranded with a gorilla than hang with courtney love dlisted

† this is pretty crazy – check out this new dad who happens to be just 13 years old! omg blog

† madonna is helpeing to convert her sexy brazilian boytoy jesus luz to kabbalah! cele|bitchy

† why is kevin federline wasting his time in the studio recording a new album? a socialite’s life

† people all over london are mistaking courtney love for madonna – she’s pissed! celebslam

† paris hilton is to blame for the epidemic of abandoned chihuahuas webster’s is my bitch

† pam anderson moved into her boyfriend’s trailer (they’ve been dating 3 weeks!) the daily fix

† jessica simpson looked pretty decent last night performing in new york city! bricks & stones

† rest in peace: the longest (and nastiest) fingernails in the world…grown since 1979! candy kirby

† what the hell is actress michelle monaghan wearing? hello awful! in case you didn’t know

† i LOVE diesel but these new ads are not sexy at all – except for the super hot model! oh la la

† you’ll never guess who is kissing skeevy mickey rourke now! seriously? omg! wtf?

† even george clooney is obsessed with clive owen who is the new esquire coverboy popsugar

† ‘bikini girl’ katrina darrell wants her 15 minutes! egotastic

† lily allen is asking for everyone help make her new album hit the top spot busy bee blogger

† kate hudson wants to get owen wilson’s attention with her new stripper poll – ugh allie is wired

† the tragic tale of anna nicole smith could be coming to an opera house near you! agent bedhead

† get your warm and fuzzy feelings on with these adorable examples of interspecies love cityrag

† a slideshow of the 50 best romantic gestures in film of all-time! buddyTV

BONUS BIZZARE QUESTION would two hippos humping make you horny? the frisky

BONUS PICS CUTIE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PLAYING GOLF (PEBBLE BEACH, 02/12/09)

PHOTOS | PACIFIC COAST NEWS