pop nosh: vivica a. fox goes all psychic on us

† what’s up with vivica a. fox pimping herself out for the psychic friends network? a socialite’s life

† scarlett johansson doesn’t understand why guys have nipples – she’s such a dumbass! dlisted

† amy winehouse is giving up control of her $$$ to her folks – kinda like britney did! cele|bitchy

† the hair, the body, the tan, the glow…the aniston can’t afford not to look good! lainey gossip

† gwyneth paltrow is shaking off those nagging rocky marriage rumors in case you didn’t know

† hmmm…is a circus environment best suited for recovering mental patient? webster’s is my bitch

† miley cyrus is in hot water over yet another picture – asians aren’t happy… celebrity smack

† oh no! everybody better watch themselves…nick hogan is allowed to drive again – ugh celebslam

† i can’t stand how tom cruise always looks like he’s pulling katie holmes around… popsugar

† christian bale went totally apeshit on someone when they walked into his scene candy kirby

† i hope there’s someone close by supervising nick nolte and his daughter celebrity baby scoop

† oh my word – i had no clue that the year 2012 was such a big – and scary deal – yikes! oh la la

† robert de niro supposedly is interested in taking on the role of ‘freddy krueger’! agent bedhead

† ‘gossip girl’ stars ed westwick and jessica szohr are officially a couple! i’m not obsessed

† skinny ladies jennifer connelly and lindsay lohan should totally eat lunch together! the daily fix

† i’m just not that into scarlett johansson! egotastic

† brett michaels’ wig and/or weave seriously needs to be outlawed – he’s so icky looking popsquire

† halle berry wants to make more babies w/ her super hot boyfriend gabriel aubry bricks & stones

† jesse metcalfe has seen better days…he should shave his chest and reduce his boobs! ethan says

† twenty valentine’s day gifts it would totally suck to receive! the frisky

† nadya suleman – the mother of those octuplets is turning into a media whore college candy

† this is the best news i’ve read all day – michael lohan is done with blogging! pink is the new blog

BONUS BLAST FROM THE PAST simon cowell when he was just 19! seriously? omg! wtf?

BONUS PICS LILY ALLEN PERFORMS FOR G-A-Y NIGHT AT HEAVEN CLUB (LONDON, 01/31/09)

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