pop nosh: etta james can’t stand beyonce!

† the legendary etta james is totally ready to kick beyonce’s ass over her song ‘at last’ yeeeah!

† i don’t believe this rumor at all – madonna is jealous of her daughter lourdes i’m not obsessed

† what will gwyneth paltrow be serving up in her upcoming macrobiotic cookbook? dlisted

† heidi montag & spencer pratt are playing their next move – a fake divorce webster’s is my bitch

† i’m not really buying miley cyrus’ pathetic attempt at an apology over that picture popsugar

† you’ll never guess who audrina patridge is getting into a relationship with… a socialite’s life

† lindsay lohan & samantha ronson celebrated their 1st anniversary! in case you didn’t know

† david beckham is hoping he can ditch los angeles’ galaxy and stay in milan full-time! oh la la

† michael phelps is reconsidering competing in the 2012 olympics after his pot scandal cele|bitchy

† ‘dancing with the stars’ has denise richards – now they just need heather locklear! gabby babble

† actress tilda swinton is dressed – and ready to mop your dirty floors! candy kirby

† NKOTB’s jonathan knight’s ex-boyfriend sold pictures to the tabloids of them together! omg blog

† how to date a scientologist, featuring the oh so sexy david duchovny… agent bedhead

† oh my word – these 38KKK breasts are the biggest ones i’ve ever seen! bricks & stones

† holly madison quit working at ‘playboy’ magazine to spend more time w/ criss angel celebslam

† victoria beckham is showing how flexible she is in this new armani lingerie ad celebrity smack

† christina hendricks – best cleavage ever! egotastic

† is anybody actually going to watch kendra wilkinson’s reality show?!? bitten & bound

† woo hoo – lily allen is coming to the states to promote her new kick-ass album! celebwarship

† geri ‘ginger spice’ haliwell’s dress is totally ready to make a run for it! the daily fix

† hollywood is truly desperate if they’re going to make this movie… seriously? omg! wtf?

† oh no! supposedly britney spears is now suffering from panic attacks! the blemish

BONUS QUESTION OF THE DAY what would life be like without facebook? college candy

BONUS PICS GWEN STEFANI SHOPPING (LOS ANGELES, 02/03/09)

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