pop nosh: david beckham is so damn fine

† i can’t get enough of seeing hottie david beckham – especially without his shirt on! oh la la

† from a legal perspective – rihanna’s battered picture is probably insufficient evidence popsquire

† i wonder if the kardashian family heard about that recent chimp attack? webster’s is my bitch

† how is loony octomom nadya suleman able to buy a $1.24 million dollar home? the blemish

† the LAPD is not happy about leakeding of rihanna’s photo – now they’re investigating! dlisted

† actor mickey rourke sheds some light on his not-so-stellar plastic surgery… candy kirby

† angelina jolie wants to make sure all eyes are on her at this sunday’s oscars i’m not obsessed

† richard simmons is offering up weight loss advice to jessica simpson in case you didn’t know

† john mayer is back in los angeles just in time to be jennifer aniston’s oscar date! popsugar

† amy winehouse loves st. lucia so much – she’s totally ready to buy a home there! cele|bitchy

† i can’t wait to see quentin tarantino’s new WWII film ‘inglourious basterds’ seriously? omg! wtf?

† does anybody really want to dress like charlie sheen? i’m thinking probably not agent bedhead

† katy perry tried to be sexy while wearing a white lab coat (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† pamela anderson makes an ass of herself! egotastic

† shauna sand is always looking for attention by dressing like a skanky ho… celebrity smack

† even in this crappy economy – lindsay lohan still blows $800 per week on her hair allie is wired

† nicole richie’s daughter harlow looks just like her daddy joel madden celebrity baby scoop

† madonna plans on bringing her oh so sexy boytoy jesus luz to the oscar party LA rag mag

† two reputations destroyed. now for the second act…the age of dissonance! ten gossip

† is anyone else as excited as i am over rap diva lil’ kim being on ‘DWTS’?!? a socialite’s life

OMG! HOW ADORABLE – ONE-MONTH-OLD MEERKAT BABIES! (SYDNEY, 02/20/09)

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