Demi and Ashton’s $290 Million divorce?!

That’s what Star magazine wants you to believe (buy) this week (next week it’s right back to Brad, Angie and Jen), now I wouldn’t be shocked at all if Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher ending up splitting up (the odds are seriously stacked against them by Hollywood’s relationship standards) but I think this cover is way more rumor than truth. The timing of the story is also quite convenient, coming right on the heels of those mega ratings for his highly-anticipated debut on Two and a Half Men (replacing Charlie Sheen) last week! The powers that be at the helm of the rumor mill probably figured he’s hot right now, so let’s make up some shit about his relationship with Demi! Yet I do love the random Britney Spears mention, that’s hilarious!

Demi and Ashton's $290 Million divorce?!

Newlywed Kim Kardashian: Miserable already?!

The best part about the latest cover of Star which claims Kim Kardashian is already miserable in her new marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries is that her E! two-hour reality special (Kim’s Fairytale Wedding) on her big ass (literally) lavish black & white themed ceremony (which just took place on August 20th, she’s only known Kris less than a year) hasn’t even aired yet! The magazine is probably spinning the rumor wheel to drum up sales (as per usual) but it would be hilarious if the relationship (probably orchestrated up by pimp/mom Kris Jenner) went south before the first part of the special airs October 9th! Of course since I’m a total glutton for punishment (especially when it comes to trashy TV), I’ll be watching along with the rest of you who can’t seem to look away from this annoying and over-exposed family.

PS How does the magazine really know that Angelina Jolie weighs 94lbs? I love how they just make up an exact number and roll with it. Yes, she’s thin but I definitely think Angie is at least over 100lbs!

Newlywed Kim Kardashian: Miserable Already?!

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds: Getting married?

This week’s issue of Star magazine is claiming that Sandra Bullock and her long-time buddy Ryan Reynolds (aka the sexiest man alive) have a hush-hush romance, and are planning to get married! I do think they’d make a great couple but I am way more inclined to believe the two are actually just really good friends and have been supporting each other through both of their recent divorces, with Sandra’s being the messier of the two. Yet on the other hand I wouldn’t be surprised at all if romance is secretly blooming between these two, this is one relationship we’ll need to keep a close eye on!

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux: Ready for a baby?

This week Jennifer Aniston is featured not only one but two magazines this week, both Star and Us Weekly are claiming she’s ready to have a baby with her new boyfriend (of only five months) fellow actor (and hottie) Justin Theroux, talk about putting the pressure on them both! The couple has been hanging down on the garden island of Kauai (Hawaii) where I happen to be right now (it’s truly paradise), I’ve kept my eyes peeled for them but haven’t seen the lovebirds yet, they sound like their held up in some fancy place probably overlooking the cliffs in Princeville. It’s great to see Jen seemingly happy with her new relationship but I highly doubt she’s ready to start thinking about having kids with her latest beau. Of course girlfriend’s biological clock is ticking faster and faster these days yet she doesn’t seem the type of person to rush into something major especially having a kid, but it’s quite odd that the same story is running in two different publications, maybe there is some truth to these new rumors? What do you think, should Jen try to have a baby right now or take things a bit slow and see how things go with Justin before rushing into becoming the mother of his child? Sound off in the comments section below!

Star Magazine - Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

Us Weekly - Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

Jennifer Aniston, this week’s cover of Us Weekly, and her beau of four months Justin Theroux are on the fast track to walk down the aisle … and procreate! As Aniston, 42, and Theroux (who turns 40 on Wednesday) kick back on an extended getaway in a $7,000-a-day cliffside compound in Kauai, Hawaii, the hot twosome have more on their minds then coconuts, cocktails and outdoor yoga. “They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family,” an insider close to the pair tells the new Us Weekly. “She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time.” And her hunky new guy (who split with girlfriend of 14 years Heidi Bivens in March) is completely on board with having a baby, a second insider says: “They both want it to happen soon.”

To that end, health nut Aniston is making sure her body is in tip-top shape to conceive while on the island — hiring a private chef and doing at least 45 minutes of yoga daily. “She’s detoxifying,” an island source says. The Horrible Bosses star’s pals aren’t surprised in the slightest by Aniston’s race to become a mom with Theroux. “Jen hasn’t felt this way about anyone since Brad,” a pal says of Aniston’s ex-hubby Brad Pitt. (Aniston has had a famously rocky romantic life — with fizzled romances with Vince Vaughn, John Mayer and a slew of others — since her 2005 split with Pitt, 47.) Adds another friend: “They are moving quickly, but they know the feelings they have about [each other] are different from past romances.” SOURCE

Get your celeb plastic surgery confessions on!

If reading about stars being nipped, tucked and lifted, then this week’s issue of Star magazine is right up your alley! Of course, the usual suspects are present like Botox queen Nicole Kidman, singer Pete Burns (Dead Or Alive) who’s a bit more Petra these days, and fish lipped Lisa Rinnathankfully she had that puff effect reduced! However I would really love to know what Jennifer Aniston had done, I need to know which doctor worked on her because at age 42, she looks fantastic! Besides all the knife business, there’s more on Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony‘s divorce, this is seriously the most fun scandal in quite some time! I wonder how messy it will get, let me know what you think in the comments section below!

Star Magazine - Celebrity Plastic Surgery Confessions

The Kate Middleton pregnancy rumors are back!

Courtesy of the latest issue of Star magazine, almost the same exact story they ran back in April (before she got married to Prince William) but this time they’re tossing in Anorexia to the rumor. Shame on them, I simply adore Kate, she’s gorgeous, classy and a perfect match for the Prince. I’m sure it won’t be long before she’s got a royal baby bump but I know the magazine is jumping the gun on this one. I think it’s fine to run with pregnancy rumors but tossing in a serious eating disorder and claiming she only weighs a mere 95lbs. is totally crossing the line, it’s a sensational cover completely designed to grab attention and increase sales. I really hope Kate doesn’t turn into constant tabloid fodder, and end up being hounded by the press like her dearly departed mother-in-law, Princess Diana, may she rest in peace. We all know how that ended, so I’m hoping Kate is left alone for the most part. Who else agrees with me?

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Hollywood marriages are exploding?

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Oh Star magazine, please tell us something we don’t already know! Of course 99% of all Hollywood marriages end up in divorce! The latest cover from this week is featuring three couples supposedly on the brink of heading to Splitsville …

Katy Perry & Russell Brand (LONELY!)

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher (CHEATER!)

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner (DRUNK GAMBLER!)

I seriously can’t decide which couple might get divorced first (I believe Demi & Ashton have been together the longest?), so I’ve decided to get all crazy and added in a poll to the right, so cast your vote now! I’ll be sure to keep a close eye on all three couples, as should you!

Marriages exploding is by far the least scary topic featured by the magazine this week, the scariest is the very thought of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez producing offspring which makes me ill!

For a bonus, the magazine is bringing us Botox stars (Nicole Kidman?) and frozen faces with fourteen ‘amazing’ photos, that’s not quite the verb I would use to describe ‘em but to each his own!

Hollywood Marriages Explode - Star Magazine

Best and worst summer celeb beach bodies!

With the fourth of July weekend right around the corner, Star magazine is taking a small gossip break and featuring seventy photos of the best and worst celebrity summer beach bodies for this week’s main cover story. But of course they managed to sneak in a small mention of Jennifer Aniston, her new hunky boyfriend actor Justin Theroux‘s ex-girlfriend is speaking out, apparently the two had been living together for quite some time but that all changed when Jen showed up on the scene … sounds almost like what Angelina Jolie (who escaped the magazine’s latest cover this time) did to her, but not quite. Yet I’m sure some members of Team Aniston aren’t going to be thrilled about how this whole thing is rumored to have went down. In the end, I don’t really care what transpired, I think we’d all like to see Jen finally be happy after all her many unsuccessful romantic relationship trials and tribulations, hopefully Justin is a keeper!

Star Magazine - Best & Worst Beach Bodies

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