† the oscar nominations were announced! 'benjamin button' leads with 13 noms! film experience
† how much does it cost to buy a beach? lily allen bought one while she was drunk! gabby babble
† i wonder how ryan gosling feels about rachel mcadams making out w/ josh lucas? lainey gossip
† tila tequila was out w/ her new girlfriend while making a spectacle of herself! hollywood tuna
† brad pitt's hot dog stand is open for business! anybody feeling hungry? (...or horny?) dlisted
† i think joaquin phoenix is trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes... agent bedhead
† beyonce was totally overwhelmed while performing 'at last' for obama! i'm not obsessed
† katy perry isn't kissing anyone for a year except her cat and perez's ass! webster's is my bitch
† loser spencer pratt was trying to defend his sister stephanie's honor the other night celebslam
† always fashionable nicole richie is still having to deal with going to traffic school! popsugar
† is tom cruise trying to tell us something by patting katie holmes' belly? seriously? omg! wtf?
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Benjamin Button sucks so hard. I reviewed it for a local paper and gave it a B only because of its high production values. The story is a horrendous amalgamation of every Oscar-related cliche you can think of, like Forrest Gump and Titanic and a bunch of other films boiled together into one nonsensical mess. If it wins the Oscar, I'm protesting.