\n† amy winehouse is downing dicks & drinks by the dozen while drying out down in st. lucia dlisted
\n† heidi montag & spencer pratt are now suddenly supporting barack obama! webster's is my bitch
\n† watch julia roberts go totally apeshit on paparazzi who were following her and the kids yeeeah!
\n† miley cyrus and her boytoy justin gaston were busted for texting while in church! celebwarship
\n† ooops! lily allen accidentally sent topless photos of herself to the wrong person! the blemish
\n† linda hogan and charlie's matching fringe jackets need to be burned - they're awful! celebslam
\n† tom cruise acknowledged his love of two things in germany - beer & sausages a socialite's life
\n† brad pitt and angelina jolie suited up, smiled and brought 'benjamin button' to berlin popsugar
\n† being tossed aside for aubrey o'day is the ultimate diss - sorry brittany flickinger celebrity smack
\n† britney spears might write a book on how she lost her mental marbles! in case you didn't know
\n† paris hilton wants people to know she's not a spoiled airhead (oh pleeeassse!) i'm not obsessed
\n† recently scuzzy joaquin phoenix actually makes k-fed look like a decent rapper! agent bedhead\n

\n† 'SATC' is really 'two hours of whiny white women' if movie posters told the truth... omg blog
\n† even a tuxedo can't save val kilmer - he looks like total crap these days seriously? omg! wtf?
\n† former soap actress and miss USA kelli mccarty is making the move to adult films... cele|bitchy
\n† brooke hogan was working out her massive legs on rollerblades (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
\n† eliza dushku - nude and nippley for 'dollhouse' egotastic
\n† madonna's son rocco was having fun tossing snowballs at his babysitter celebrity baby scoop
\n† men with large incomes give women more orgasms than men with smaller ones! the frisky
\n† monica belucci is a truly stunningly gorgeous woman - what's her secret?!? on 205th
\n† mitch winehouse talked about how his daughter amy almost died twice the huffington post
\n† journalists are investigating the state of michelle obama's inaugural wardrobe candy kirby
\n† oh my gosh - there's actually someone out there who's sad to see president bush go! momlogic
\nBONUS LINK lawyers make mistakes - like chief justice roberts screwing up the oath! pop squire\n

\nBONUS PICS BRAD PITT & ANGELINA JOLIE - BENJAMIN BUTTON PREMIERE (BERLIN, 01/19/09)\n
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