pop nosh: suri cruise barefoot in NYC’s rain

† isn’t NYC cold right now? suri cruise needs to wear shoes or at least socks! celebrity baby scoop

† i wonder if gwyneth paltrow’s rumored boob job can help save her marriage? the blemish

† pete wentz and ashlee simpson claim they got offer$ for bronx’s baby pictures bitten & bound

† so who turned out to be the hottest bitch at last night’s ‘marley & me’ premiere? dlisted

† ‘private practice’ star kate walsh’s short 15-month marriage is coming to an end cele|bitchy

† leonardo dicaprio thinks kate winslet is the best actress of our generation i’m not obsessed

† now that she is not touring – did mariah carey ruin christmas for some folks? celebslam

† oh lordy – miley cyrus got a hand me down – her mom’s porsche! in case you didn’t know

† always energetic kate moss is getting ready to make a big announcement on dec. 18th! popsugar

† paula abdul is trying to get ‘american idol’ to double her already hefty salary! LA rag mag

† nicole richie is still talking about having some kind of music career… celebrity smack

† actor javier bardem isn’t really my type of guy but i find him so damn sexy! a socialite’s life

† meet cindy the colorful poodle – all she really wants for christmas is therapy candy kirby

† messy lady pamela anderson loves playing assistant to illusionist hans klok! hollywood tuna

† audrina patridge bikini shopping pictures! egotastic

† what were zac efron and vanessa hudgens doing at the sex toy shop? seriously? omg! wtf?

† some of australia’s sexiest sportsmen for you viewing pleasure! (semi NSFW) oh la la

† despite all his rage – smashing pumpkin’s billy corgan is just a rat in the cage! agent bedhead

† kevin federline is talking crap about barack obama in his new song ‘grape juice’ OMG blog

† i used to like amanda bynes – why is she hanging out with loser doug reinhardt? celebwarship

† a few KFC workers were fired for using dishwashing sink as hot tub – how gross! yeeeah!

BONUS GERIATRIC BATTLE bea arthur vs. angela lansbury: who ya got!? best week ever