pop nosh: rob pattinson cut his hair!

† there must be some girl out there ready to slit her wrists over rob pattinson’s haircut dlisted

† michael jackson might have some very serious health issues (other than being crazy…) yeeeah!

† lindsay lohan’s gal pal DJ samantha ronson needs to take a relaxing vacation i’m not obsessed

† madonna is already moving on from alex rodriguez to boyish male model jesus luz celebslam

† courteney & david are committed to making their marriage work! in case you didn’t know

† pamela anderson should bring a spare pair of pants wherever she goes… celebrity smack

† katie holmes is not looking so hot right now – what’s her problem? seriously? omg! wtf?

† new mommy ashlee simpson is finally returning to her roots – her blonde ones! popsugar

† it’s getting serious – cameron diaz and paul sculfor moved in together! bitten & bound

† paris hilton is devastated after someone stole $2 million bucks of jewels from her the blemish

† male model mondays always cheer me up – this week meet hottie kerry degman! a socialite’s life

† tom cruise loves spreading around two things: his love of scientology & herpes! agent bedhead

† just in time for christmas: touched by a brANGELina collectible plates! candy kirby

† want to see hunky actor seann william scott in a jockstrap – and nothing else? omg blog

† amy winehouse topless pictures – oh god why?!? egotastic

† lisa rinna (age 45) is going to pose for ‘playboy’ in all her airbrushed glory cele|bitchy

† tara reid’s friends confirmed what we already knew – tara really likes to drink celebwarship

† watch the trailer for beyonce’s upcoming film ‘obsessed’ (it looks pretty awful) love b. scott

† drugs and alcohol are not the only things amy winehouse is addicted to… holy moly

† kirsten dunst is attempting to fill the messy drunk void left by tara reid! the superficial

† meet guy ritchies’ supposed new girlfriend – millionaire socialite jemima khan! just jared

BONUS HOLIDAY LINK a big happy hanukkah to all of our jewish celebrities! college candy

BONUS PICS MARCIA CROSS & FAMILY SHOPPING (BRENTWOOD, 12/21/08)

PHOTOS | WENN