pop nosh: orlando & miranda – not engaged!

† the rumors about orlanda bloom making a proper lady out of miranda kerr are false! LA rag mag

† someone needs to tell jessica simpson they don’t sell adidas at the niketown store… celebslam

† it’s total britney spears overload – she’s gracing the new cover of ‘glamour’ magazine popsugar

† does oprah winfrey really have a short blonde buzz cut underneath her wig? cele|bitchy

† mary-kate olsen gained weight – now some are speculating she could be preggers! candy kirby

† amy winehouse’s soon to be ex-hubby blake doesn’t want a cent of her money! i’m not obsessed

† messy kate moss is slowly morphing into her junkie ex-boyfriend pete doherty agent bedhead

† it looks like lindsay lohan was not a happy camper while shopping at the chanel store love b. scott

† paris hilton is looking to partner up with a record label to release her new ‘music’ the blemish

† (saint) angelina jolie was spotted out toy shopping in new orleans with her son maddox dlisted

† check out what one artist decided to do with 32,000 naked barbie dolls! (semi NSFW) cityrag

† the secret behind tina fey’s small facial scar is finally revealed! in case you didn’t know

† oh no! patrick swayze’s cancer is spreading and he might not have long to live celebrity smack

† is that david hasselhoff’s new girlfriend or his daughter? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† i bet michael phelps’ mother isn’t so keen on her son dating a floozy vegas waitress yeeeah!

† abbey clancy heats up germany via FHM! egotastic

† which pop/country singer has been relegated to playing at bingo halls? celebwarship

† arjan interviews the fabulous lady gaga! (of course they talk about christina aguilera) arjan writes

† the top ten pop songs about female masturbation! (like tori amos’ ‘icicle’) jezebel

† has madonna put a curse on guy ritchie’s new flick ‘sherlock holmes’? seriously? omg! wtf?

† i can totally get used to this new ASL column – male model mondays! a socialite’s life

BONUS AWARENESS today marks the 20th anniversary of world AIDS day the frisky