pop nosh: mariah carey is not pregnant

† mariah carey put pregnancy rumors to rest with red wine & oysters! webster’s is my bitch

† in 40 minutes paris hilton spent enough money to feed an entire third world village! celebslam

† mandy moore and DJ AM (adam goldstein) have called it quits again in case you didn’t know

† holy shit! joaquin phoenix looks like crap – he seriously needs to shave & bathe! dlisted

† is baby affleck going to arrive just in time for the new year? i’m not obsessed

† john mayer really wants to avoid ex-girlfriend jessica simpson at all costs… cele|bitchy

† lindsay lohan is hanging with her family down in miami (where’s samantha ronson?) yeeeah!

† is nicole richie getting ready to have another baby with joel madden? celebwarship

† david beckham went against his wife’s wishes and got another tattoo a socialite’s life

† jennifer lopez and marc anthony are trying to look happy down in puerto rico… LA rag mag

† scarlett johannson likes to think of herself as a ‘reluctant sex symbol’ agent bedhead

† the top ten most hated celebrities of 2008 (altho perez is not a celebrity) bumpshack

† police stopped matt dillon who was traveling 106 MPH in vermont! seriously? omg! wtf?

† beyonce and jay-z are hanging out in st. barts (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† lisa rinna bikini pictures! egotastic

† no big surprise here – paris’ new BFF brittany is dressing like a hoochie! hollywood tuna

† some of the underappreciated films of 2008 that you can go and rent! film experience

† you all know i love mariah carey but we definitely don’t need a musical about her the frisky

† it looks like kingston rossdale got a new set of wheels from santa claus celebrity baby scoop

† MTV did not find ratings gold with ‘the hills’ spin-off show ‘the city’ starring whitney defamer

† oh no! someone needs to fix this spat between viacom and time warner ASAP! pajiba

BONUS LINK 2008 top ten celebrity drug busts and revelations! popsquire

BONUS PICS BEN AFFLECK & JENNIFER GARNER ARRIVE AT THE HOSPITAL (LA, 12/31/08)

PHOTOS | WENN