pop nosh: madonna for louis vuitton

† here’s your first look at madonna’s new (airbrushed) ad for louis vuitton webster’s is my bitch

† amy winehouse and blake shagged in the hospital before he went to jail- yuck! cele|bitchy

† jake gyllenhaal has proposed to reese witherspoon three times already! i’m not obsessed

† kate winslet was looking absolutely radiant on the red carpet! in case you didn’t know

† jason alexander – britney’s hubby for 24 hours – is now sitting in a jail cell! celebrity smack

† jennifer aniston has high hopes for her ex-hubby brad pitt’s new movie! a socialite’s life

† britney spears treated her boys to a shopping a toy spree at NYC’s fao schwartz gabby babble

† ashlee simpson first fell in love when she saw pete wentz’s icky penis… celebslam

† heidi montag’s mom actually thinks spencer pratt has been drugging her daughter LA rag mag

† actress elisa cuthbert is now starring in a tangled web of drama… the frisky

† brad pitt had some advice for ellen degeneres on how to get george clooney! oh la la

† crazy eyes lady tricia walsh-smith is back on youtube acting totally bonkers dlisted

† why didn’t tom cruise put suri’s coat on – it must be cold in NYC! seriously? omg! wtf?

† gratuitous insincere tom cruise photos: always been an outsider agent bedhead

† meet paris’ new BFF brittany flickinger who she met on her reality show hollywood tuna

† watch the victoria’s secret fashion show! egotastic

† celine dion wants to have more kids and has a frozen embryo waiting! celebrity baby scoop

† jessica walter was interviewed about the ‘arrested development’ movie! crazy days & nights

† everyone is waiting for michael jackson’s kids to write books about growing up w/ jacko cityrag

† sexy time: condoms say a lot about a man…which kind do you prefer? college candy

† new adverts for ‘gossip girl’ label nate a ‘cheater’ – and dan a ‘loser’! amy grindhouse

BONUS LINK the top ten non-human scene stealers in television history! candy kirby