hey hey! i’m stunned by how many celebrity fragrances there are – just last week i wrote about paris hilton‘s latest scent fairy dust – and now we’ve got new aunt jessica simpson at a macy’s over in chicago earlier today promoting her scent fancy (hardly a word i would use to describe ms. simpson) i’d imagine all of these celebrity inspired fragrances will end up in a discount bin somewhere – right alongside DVDs of jessica’s failed attempts at making movies – i have to say the biggest mistake she made was divorcing nick lachey – things used to be quite peachy keen for her but not anymore – she’s been relegated to singing her new country tunes at bingo halls – it’s seriously time for jessica to toss in the towel and get herself knocked up with her boyfriend tony romo‘s baby (that is if he actually wants to have kids with her…) or jess can start taking those religion classes she was talking about earlier this week – i’m sure there’s plenty of higher education institutes that would love to have her as a student – daddy joe simpson should start filling out applications now! i don’t think ms. simpson is the worst person ever but if i never saw her again – i wouldn’t even notice her absence! popbytes over & out for now…xoxo
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