pop nosh: you can always count on winehouse

† oh amy winehouse – i guess we can always count on her to feel better about ourselves dlisted

† say it ain’t so! angelina jolie is getting ready to fade out of the hollywood spotlight the blemish

† more on paula godspeed’s creepy (and sad) infatuation with paula abdul celebrity smack

† breaking news: paris hilton was spotted at a gas station – pumping her own gas! a socialite’s life

† mariah carey is thrilled she can finally show off her holiday lingerie… webster’s is my bitch

† nicole richie wants a ring on her finger from joel madden before she has more babies cele|bitchy

† madonna wants her BFF gwyneth paltrow to shut the hell up about her divorce… celebslam

† lindsay lohan is ready to strike some kind of deal with the paparazzi i’m not obsessed

† heidi montag and spencer pratt talk about prop 8 in their own stupid ass way popsugar

† sign of the apocalypse #7448: suri cruise being named ‘most influential celeb tot’ candy kirby

† justin gaston is denying he’s dating miley cyrus – by claiming he’s just a family friend yeeeah!

† too bad ‘lipstick jungle’ got cancelled – we’ll miss seeing hottie robert buckley shirtless! oh la la

† cutie joe jonas is defending his 27 second breakup w/ oh so boring taylor swift LA rag mag

† i can’t wait for jake gyllenhaal to get rid of that awful prince of persia hair allie is wired

† best news i’ve heard all day: the ‘arrested development’ movie is a go! in case you didn’t know

† what might it be like to do shots with amy winehouse? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† katy perry nipple slip update – yes it’s real! egotastic

† there are upsides to the economic downturn – like crocs being phased out! agent bedhead

† minnie driver is ready to give her new baby boy henry a sibling! celebrity baby scoop

† could upcoming season #8 of ‘american idol’ be paula abdul’s last?!? seriously? omg! wtf?

† uh, these are the five most popular music videos on mtv.com? esquire

BONUS LINK today’s popbytes’ think-up is ‘i want my monday .mp3′ neighborhoodies