pop nosh: whitney houston looks like rupaul!

† is this really whitney houston’s new album cover? she looks like a drag queen! celebrity smack

† lisa ‘trout pout’ rinna admitted the obvious – she’s had way too much lip filler injected yeeeah!

† how did amy winehouse celebrate her hubby blake’s release from prison? webster’s is my bitch

† kim catrall confirmed a SATC sequel to be called ‘SATC 2: doing it for the money’ dlisted

† evan rachel wood’s folks must be relieved she’s no longer with marilyn manson a socialite’s life

† heidi montag & spencer pratt never miss an opportunity to have their picture snapped celebslam

† rob pattison (star of ‘twilight’) plans to cut his oh so sexy (but messy) hair i’m not obsessed

† britney spears & justin timberlake might reunite at madonna’s concert! in case you didn’t know

† it looks like jessica alba and james franco were high from ‘the weed in the air’ candy kirby

† damn – hugh hefner’s ex kendra wilkinson moves fast – she’s already engaged! cele|bitchy

† a former scientologist admits that he would have killed for the cult – scary! agent bedhead

† suri cruise took cover from the NYC rain with an adorable ladybug umbrella popsugar

† charo’s hit ‘españa cañi’ gets the video treatment w/ a hot beefy matador! the WOW report

† christina aguilera needs a new stylist or something – she’s dressing like crap hollywood tuna

† scarlett johansson cleavage is back baby! egotastic

† daniel craig thinks it’s time for 007 james bond to be played by a black man LA rag mag

† scissor sisters’ cutie bassist del marquis is planning to release a few solo EPs! arjan writes

† pick the amy winehouse emotion of the moment – happy, sad or just high? seriously? omg! wtf?

† kate moss was shopping at fred segals wearing shorts that were cut way too short lainey gossip

† lindsay lohan’s little sister ali is already itching to get a BMW at age 14 – ugh! fatback media

† thousands of people marched last night in los angeles to protest proposition 8! oh la la

BONUS POST ELECTION VIDEO the campaign for the presidency: a tribute best week ever