pop nosh: prince william caught w/ his dick

† cutie prince william was caught with his royal pecker in hand – taking a piss outside! dlisted

† britney spears didn’t want to deal w/ her divorce from kevin federline webster’s is my bitch

† jay-z & beyonce were named hollywood’s richest couple w/ a $162 million! i’m not obsessed

† angelina jolie somehow makes having the world wrapped around her finger look easy the frisky

† paris hilton is insisting that her and benji are just taking a break in case you didn’t know

† mary-kate olsen must have borrowed her grandma’s tablecloth for this creation celebwarship

† new couple alert: leonardo dicaprio was caught getting cozy w/ actress kate bosworth celebslam

† mega-weirdo michael jackson decided that he wanted to convert to islam – and did! LA rag mag

† lindsay lohan and samantha ronson have turned to couples therapy for help cele|bitchy

† tyra banks had the pleasure of being bitten by oh so sexy robert pattison pop on the pop

† gwen stefani was spotted taking 3-month old baby zuma for a check-up celebrity baby scoop

† exactly how many pretty starlets does it take to flip a switch? agent bedhead

† PETA needs to get on this situation ASAP – a calendar called ‘pretty in mink’! candy kirby

† ’90210′ & ‘nip/tuck’ star annalynne mccord’s nipple escaped! (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† jamie foxx said he’d love to play agent 007 – and be the first black bond! celebrity smack

† pamela anderson nude uncensored video from ‘girls next door’ egotastic

† i’m so very excited over this – the ‘arrested development’ movie is a done deal! E! online

† ABC pulled the plug on ‘pushing daisies,’ ‘eli stone’ & ‘dirty sexy money’:( seriously? omg! wtf?

† reese witherspoon dismissed rumors that she was in a feud w/ vince vaughn a socialite’s life

† jennifer aniston is getting serious – she wants boyfriend john mayer to meet her folks yeeeah!

† a judge over in london today declared madonna & guy’s divorce final! the blemish

BONUS LINK today’s popbytes’ t-shirt/hoodie think-up is ‘equality is a right…’ neighborhoodies