† someone hacked into miley cyrus' myspace and proclaimed the teen queen dead celebslam
† we've got yet another lesbian comedian - wanda sykes came out over the weekend! cele|bitchy
† courtney love must be on something - she made sixty posts to her myspace blog! dlisted
† nicole kidman is determined to make her marriage to keith urban work! i'm not obsessed
† madonna is going to have to keep a close eye on her 'friend' kate hudson... agent bedhead
† breaking news: matthew mcconaughey - at the beach - wearing a shirt! in case you didn't know
† do you think bruce & demi had any hand in helping rumer willis' career? webster's is my bitch
† MTV's TRL is finally over after nearly ten years of being on the air! popsugar
† paula abdul is a bit spooked about that girl killing herself - i would be too! a socialite's life
† scarlett johansson is still shocked about the graffiti lindsay wrote about her... celebrity smack
† time to play 'cooking mama, the unauthorized edition: mama kills animals' PETA

† so how is prince (aka the purple one) settling into life in los angeles? the new yorker
† reggie bush is feeling the pressure to propose to his girlfriend kim kardashian gabby babble
† gwyneth paltrow committed a 'breastphemy' while on the red carpet candy kirby
† victoria's secret fashion show 2008 pictures! egotastic
† oh my word - is model karolina kurkova really missing a belly button? seriously? omg! wtf?
† someone is going to have to let brooke shields down gently about 'lipstick jungle' the blemish
† amy winehouse decided to give an impromptu interview to reporters milling about celebwarship
† goldie hawn is way too old to not wear a bra - her boobs look awful & saggy! LA rag mag
† kelly osbourne's 18-year old boyfriend announced their engagement on facebook pop on the pop
† the top two hugh jackman faces of all time! best week ever
BONUS LINK today's popbytes' think-up is 'mashup of the week w/ dj paul v.' neighborhoodies