pop nosh: amy winehouse – soon to be single!

† my messy amy winehouse will realize only junkies want to date other junkies i’m not obsessed

† has jennifer aniston gone from being america’s sweetheart to america’s spinster?!? cele|bitchy

† weird couple alert: nicollette sheridan was making out w/ david spade! in case you didn’t know

† madonna is trying to get britney spears to give kaballah’s red string one more try… celebslam

† paris hilton is single and looking trashier than ever in this patent leather outfit hollywood tuna

† this is GREAT news! ‘no doubt’ announced they’ll soon be hitting the road to tour! popsugar

† losers heidi montag & spencer pratt got married (they SO deserve each other!) a socialite’s life

† nick cannon was right by his wife mariah carey’s side last night at the AMAs lainey gossip

† why did lindsay lohan’s $58,000 a month celebrity rehab fail to do the trick? jezebel

† a self-absorbed miley cyrus celebrated her 16th bday w/ a cake backstage webster’s is my bitch

† i don’t understand why jodie sweetin’s (stephanie tanner) divorce is news – who cares? yeeeah!

† drama at the scientology celebrity center – one samurai swordsman is dead! agent bedhead

† real atlanta housewife (& whackjob) kim zolciak will be gracing the cover of ‘playboy’ candy kirby

† annalynne mccord bikini pictures! egotastic

† beyonce’s picked out some odd accessories for her new music video! seriously? omg! wtf?

† oh no – the bad economy is even taking a toll on oprah winfrey’s favorite things! LA rag mag

† ‘twilight’ sucked the blood out of the competition with $70 million bucks! celebrity smack

† yet another highly photoshopped promotional picture from britney spears’ circus celebwarship

† the full list of winners from the 2008 american music awards! bricks & stones

† adorable suri cruise is refusing to wear pants – it’s dresses all the time! celebrity baby scoop

† all she really wants for christmas is to stay in ‘a christmas story’ house best week ever

BONUS LINK please check out david gilmore’s series of prop 8 portraits pretty on the outside